| Ep 113 | Fort (Good) Nite!

Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of The Black Effect Podcast Network and iHeartRadio.

Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shape d I am Jaseelle Bryant.

What's that? What's up? Everyone? This is Robert Dixon. Thank you for being here with us.

Say once again, this is like episode two hundred and eighty five.

Just kidding, I feel just like it.

No, I mean this is probably what one twenty, I don't know, this is one thirteen. We have more than seven million downloads. We're probably at eight million at this point, Robin, we're some bad bitches.

All shut now.

We just want to say, first of all, we're going to have our producer right now put in every Just want to say thank you so much once again for loving Reasonably Shape d.

Yes or hating it and repost it everywhere. Yes, thank you.

A couple of things that I forgot to talk about about Brava Khan and then guys were done talking about it after that. So can we talk about glam for a second, because this is your shady moment. No, it's not my shady moment. Oh, let's talk about that in a second. Let me get to my shady moment. Okay, this is my shady moment right now. I was traveling and I had a car service to pick me up. Typically, when car service picks you up, they'll give you a

You think that that man took my luggage off the.

You had my same driver? I promise you you had my driver. He did not promise you. No, Oh, my took my bags off. Look up the name.

We're gonna describe him.

And so I had to take my bag off the little what is it called the rack the thing, and then I'm rolling it out.

And so the airport that did you come into Dulles?

Yes?

Okay, So the airport, you know you have to go through like a couple of curbs or whatever.

Yes.

So I was kind of struggling a bit with my bag because of the curb situation.

Right.

That man did not turn around to help me, nothing like nothing. So he said, I'll put your bag in the car. You god damn putting my bag in the car.

What I'm doing it? Mind you?

The bag was like the heaviest thing ever.

Yeah.

So we get into the car and we're drying. It doesn't stop. We're driving home.

I'm on my phone, so I'm looking down I look up here about to pass my exit. I said, excuse me, thank god, it was a little bit of traffic. So I said, so that's my exit, right. He was like oh oh oh oh yeah. Yeah, he wasn't paying attention. Yeah, so drops me off. And you know, at this point in time when you're when you are with a driver that's driving you to your house, that's an asshole. You don't really want to make it controversial or bad because

Yes, he's my shady moment of the week. And it's so crazy. As you started talking, I was like, oh, I know my shady moment of the week. And it's the same person, I promise you. So he's kind of short, a little bit. Glasses. No, mine didn't have glasses.

He might not have glasses.

Was he Did he call from a four four three number? Yes? Sure did. Oh let's look at the numbers. Okay, look at the number.

Okay, this is so crazy, this.

Is yeah, we need to complain, all right.

So oh he shouldn't be driving nobody ever, Oh four four three six, I just get the first three four four three, six, eight, three.

Nine thirteen yeah, four four three eight zero five okay, different presents.

Well whoever is training them, they need retraining.

Yeah, they do. So I walk up, you know, the guy has my you know has has my name or whatever, and I'm like that's me and he's like okay, and I was like okay, and he literally stood there yeah still you know how they they He was like standing in like the kind of like the walkway, like he was far away from the baggage claim. I was like, well, I'll go over there and wait for my bags. And I'm like literally at baggage claim by myself. Yeah, I have two bags, huge two and I get them off.

I couldn't believe it.

I was and I literally was like, I'm just going to wait and see what happens me too, to see if he turns around and says, hey, you all right, you need some help, Oh, let me get that for you. I've never had a driver like that. Most of them are so you know, accommodating, and they're not letting you touch a thing, right, And they're helpful, Yes, it's helpful. They might ask you how was your trip? Can call me and say where are you? Right? Where am I? Yes?

Like right, just got off a plane?

Yeah, went through the tram because it's Dallas, so you gotta go through a Trams not the same guy. That's even worse. That's scarier. You think it's too horrible? That is whatever said company, Yes, heart Rebolt. Okay, what I was gonna say about Bravo Conna is the last thing I'm say about Brava.

Actually two things.

One I sometimes I couldn't tell who was talent who was glam. Let me tell you something about glam.

Okay, I don't know.

Who y'all are, but y'all are coming Gucci down to the side, right, Okay, y'all got on more makeup to me.

Y'all got more weave than me. Right, and y'all addressed it or not.

And I thought y'all were in a working capacity for the weekend.

I thought, you know everyone, shoot, every you know my hairstyle is Shirley.

I'm not talking about Shirley is low balling. Who I'm talking about like she was Shirley was normal Shirley.

Yeah, okay.

These people were like amazingly dressed. Yeah. One of them I saw in the hallway. It was it was it had to be like eight o'clock in the morning. He had on sunglasses. He was talking to people like, oh yes, like a real big yes, yeah, I'm like, who is this guy?

Does he telling? I saw him?

I was trying to figure out who was who?

But anyway, last but not least, Andy Cohen made a joke about Wan Dixon at Bravo Khan that has been picking up steam on social It's probably not having steam anymore.

But anyway, this is kind of how it went down.

Well, let me talk about the monologue, because I did tell a joke about Wan Dixon that was really savage. I said, I want to thank everybody for coming tonight. Thanks Bravo. You paid our hotel bill, so Wan Dixon didn't have to.

I Meanjelle was telling me that, like this was being discussed on social media. I didn't know.

Yeah, so and I unfollowed all of this report all that. Yeah, and he saw me in the hallway. He was like, just have to tell you something. There's a joke. He told me to joke. He was like, you think I should take it out? I said, cut it. He was like you think so yes, he said, okay, if you say I shouldn't say, I'm not gonna say it.

I said, don't say it. He was like it's out.

I said, great, We move on twenty minutes later, I see Robin. Maybe thirty minutes later I see Robin. Rob was like, I talked to Andy. No, I was talking to and you walked? Didn't you walk up while I was talking?

No, y'all were done talking.

Y'all were because had I been in that conversation with you and Ed, I to make sure we would still have cut it. Oh okay, wow, I would have just given I would have put my hammer down.

Okay.

So anyway, so I see Robin Robins like saw Andy. I told to put it in, and I was like, what, why?

Why?

Because it's funny, I know, but at some point in time, like I don't want one to be the butt of a joke.

He doesn't care. He thinks it's funny too, I told him.

I'm sure you told him, yeah, But I was like, I did not want that to happen.

Let me explain. And I appreciate you as a friend, yeah, looking out for me and Wan and all of that. But my father has always raised me to be able to laugh at myself. Of course, I have a sense humor, to be able to laugh at yourself and to not take life too seriously. And that's kind of how I've lived my life, my entire life. So when he told me the joke the ship was funny, I was like, I was like, keep it in. He's like really, I'm like, yeah, keep it in. It's funny.

I just want to give Robin Dixon my MVP Award because that was so cool. I just thought that was super super cool that she went with it. You know, I just loved it.

It's funny.

It's funny.

I don't know you and why it's funny regardless.

Okay, fine, it's funny.

You know me, you don't me, it's funny, Okay. I just the situation is ridiculous. Okay, okay, all right, moving on. So so anyway, so apparently, but you're saying, like the blogs were.

They but they were like, no, they weren't mad at me.

They were like Giselle's mad at Andy because she told them because I said take it out, but it's it remained.

So people were thinking, oh.

They don't know that I told him to put it back in. I don't think parent. From what I understand is Andy revealed on his radio show that he told me how things went down, Yeah, that I said put it back in, right.

Well, and I'm not mad at Andy, Like Andy, I was happy with the fact, and.

I told him no, no, no, no, no. I told him, and he was like, oh my gosh, you know, I don't know. He's like, it's so mean. I said, tell people, I said, put it back in. I told him, yeah.

I told him, like, yeah, tell the people, I said, put it back in.

Yeah.

Okay.

So long story short, I'm not mad at Andy. Okay. So when did people have a problem to put him put it in? No, everybody's fine. I just everyone's fine. Robin's fine with Andy. I'm fine with Andy, and he's fine with us.

We're moving on.

Okay, So we're we're moving on. So you're supposed to be mad at Andy.

No, and he's right, I'm supposed to be mad at Andy.

I'm not.

Okay, We're all moving on because we all know what really happened.

Okay, Okay.

So and lastly, just Vegas in general, guess who's about to have a residency and lost that?

Guess?

Oh, Christina Aguilera, No cheers, I'm talking about Erica Jane No, Jizzelle who no, U dishh d D. I don't know.

Okay, can see me right now, I have jazz hands danced Dan Dan, It's Dan Dan? If it is in love? Why does it hurt this way? Why does it I could do the whole dance move. Why does it feel like it's so bad? That's not the song, but d It's Dan. Okay, I knew I missed that. Annow, Bobby, that's ron Ricky Mike.

I would enjoy that.

Oh we think we'd enjoy that better than I should.

Yes, okay, definitely, Yeah so there for So, from what I understand, it's a six date run, which I'm sure we'll get extended. So, but they're starting with six unless Bobby gets tired doesn't want to do it anymore. Anyway, I just saw Ronnie. I remember I saw Ronnie at April's in April Ryan's wedding. And Ronnie did not mention.

This to me.

Oh, he did not tell you his big news. He did not give me the big news. How dare he? How dare he didn't he know he's talking to the word on the street.

He did not know. Matter of fact, he said nothing to me, right, So I guess that's.

Oh wait, can we talk about our taglines? Yeah?

She even talked about that on the podcast yet okay, yeah, just we were we were going to that was OK? But get there, no, go ahead, No, we might miss. Your tagline is so cute.

Yes.

So I have three daughters and their names are Grace, Angel and the Door. And my tagline combines all of their names and it's amazing. Yes, And I feel like I should have had that tagline a long time ago.

Oh yeah, but season two, three, four, five, six, Right?

Are you ever going to change it?

Like now?

You have to?

Like, No, I'm not, I'm gonna it's gonna be variations of their name.

Yes.

Did you ever think that like their names played into each other?

I mean, obviously, I know their names have other meanings, right, but how that was could be thrown into a tagline?

No?

Yeah, yeah, very cute.

Yes, And y'all know that I flip and reverse every tag line. I hate every tagline that they give me. I've made a border on the street. I kept it for ever three seasons.

I think you have.

Yes, So when they gave me this tag line, I was like.

Oh, yeah, it's amazing. Yeah yeah, so yeah, it's so funny, like taglines, it's some some some people make up theirs and yeah, a lot of times the producers make them up, and I'm the type like I don't really care what my tagline is. Okay, what'd you like? All right? What you got for me? Okay, boom, this is it. But when they told me my tagline this season, I was like, yes, yes, like so true. But it actually has a very literal meaning that you'll probably hear me discuss on an episode later.

And and by the way, The Real Housewives a Potomac. It's now on every Sunday at eight p m. So and so, shout out to Nora because nor did Yeah.

Shout out to Nora, Yes, we love you, Jackie did mine? Oh, Jackie did your? Yeah?

Okay, well, shout out to Nora and Jackie boom. Speaking of concerts, Yeah, I want to talk about missus Laurene Hill, okay, because she's consistently late for her shows, like when I very late, like two hours.

Wow. Now I just no need to bring up the Queen Bee again. But let's bring her up.

Right, she's on time, okay, right, So well, I guess okay.

Beyonce's show started at eight doors open at eight No, no doors, opened at like five or six. Oh really, yeah, who's there that damn early? Oh?

I guess to get everybody into a stadium. Okay, that makes sense.

Yeah, okay, so the show time is eight, but she every show came on at nine o'clock clockwork.

Yes, so and everyone knows that. So you can get there at eight fifty nine if you won't to right. Okay, So, like, what is the rule for the grace period?

No one says, Okay, the show starts at eight, and the show really starts right at eight because they know people are coming.

Yeah, well, I think that if they knew, Like, for instance, I've gone to see Beyonce, the show started at eight. She's on at a fifteen ready to rock, not for not that's not the renaissance show, saying in the past, no one, one hundred percent.

Maybe an opener, which she doesn't need. No, she's not an opener. Beyonce would be on stage ready to go now. And if and we all we this is social the area of air, era of social media. If people knew she's getting on stage at eight fifteen, they would be there ready inner seat.

I have gotten to a Beyonce concert late, when when she's like already on stage. But anyway, Okay, so Lauren Hill, what did she do? So Lauren Hill has consistently been late? She did.

Somebody asked her about that and she her response was, y'all better be happy that I come out at all.

But why are you there? Then?

Like what, y'all better be happy that I come out at all? I thought, let's say I spent four dollars for your show. That's you're wasting my money and your time and my time, right, Like, that's not what you say to people that Like what does she say?

Spaciate you and want to hear you saying? Yeah, y'all, y'all bet be happy I show off. Lauren do better?

That's messed up?

Yes, yeah the end, We're gonna move on.

Yes, okay, So this is for you in the world of Fortnite.

Do you know about Fortnite? Absolutely? Do you want to tell us about Fortnite?

Do I want to tell you about Fortnite? Yea, I want to hear about it. I mean, it's explain it to me because I'm confused.

Oh, you don't know what it is.

I know what it is, but I mean I need a deep dive.

Trust I don't even know what it is. I mean, it's a video game of course that a lot of people play Ashley kids. Boys, yes, girls play it too. Young girls play it too, okay, and they are like in these like fantasy worlds and they're I don't know,

Okay.

They're competitive, the Yeah, people play for money, so the goal is to be like so if you enter into a game with like one hundred people, the goal is to be the last one standing.

Okay, and if your last one's standing, you win all the money.

If it's competitive, yeah, okay, if you're playing for money, yes, but if you're just playing for fun, you're just playing just you know, okay, because you want to be the last one standing, because you want to win a game.

Okay.

So I just needed all that. And they have all these different characters you buy different outfits and skins. Oh, that's why they.

Make their money.

That's why they make their money. So the game is like free to download, but they make so much money from all the little skins and extras that you can order, like the weapons and stuff. So my kids, like I remember one year, I like talitied up, tallied up at the end of the year, like how much they spent on Fortnite, and it was like three thousand dollars. What it was crazy.

So then did you cut them off or what did you say? Oh you did? You said that's enough?

Yeah, did you give a limit?

I give them a limit? Limit? What is it? And then they decided And then it was so crazy because like you know, years months or months or years later they're like, oh my gosh, I can't believe we have all these Fortnite skins. Oh my gosh, Like there, what's a skin? That's like new outfits? Like you change your outfits, you change like your character. This is weird.

Yeah, okay, I'm asking what's going on because Fortnite had its biggest day ever.

Oh it, dude, thanks to Fortnite. OG don't know what that is with over forty four point seven million players jumping into the game and playing for a continental total of over one hundred and two million hours. What the hell?

So forty four million people were playing at one time and they played for how many hours? One hundred and two, one hundred million hours hours? Oh, if you combined the forty four okay, if you combine the forty four wow? Okay? And did was that? Was this? This had to have been a monetary It was a new record.

That was a new record?

Okay, okay, is there a monetary prize? They didn't say.

Okay, but that for me was the forty four point seven million playing at one time?

Yeah?

Blew me?

So imagine forty four million people have at least purchased some type of weapon one time, Like you know what I'm saying.

That's forty million weapon on the game.

Yeah okay, So if you buy a weapon, that's because that costs money, yes, okay, So yeah, I just I want I want people to do something else. I want them to read a book, right, I want them to go exercise.

You with them, to binge, watch TV like you do.

Well, yes, or read a book or something like. This is that's a lot of times.

It is. It is, and but it's it's like sanity. It's like you get on freaking Instagram and you scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, and time goes by.

True, but not like I know, yeah, and then you're like you're in it. You're playing a game.

You're like yeah, and they're streaming and they're yelling screams and yells.

Yes, Oh this is intense. Oh no, it's crazy. This is what one plays.

One does not play he one plays Madden Football and NBA two K two K, NBA whatever, so he but he plays in leagues with this is crazy, so this one and so they have full on leagues where he say, it's so, say, you know, to NFL. They play a whole NFL football season on Madden Online. So it'll be like him and I don't know, eighteen other guys and they each have a team. Yeah, and every day they have a game, a regular season game with the other

Okay, but do you win money here?

Like what is the you can Yeah, if you play in the league that is playing for money. Yeah. Wow. It's just like it's it's just fun forred these men, it's fun. That's fun. They end up like making friends, you know what I mean?

On the people that they play against. Yes, they go out and I have a beer.

No, because some of them are in Texas and some of them are in New York and New Jersey. But they like and they have group chats. What Yes, I can't I'm moving on.

Okay, So this is for you because I just want everybody to know if we're ever doing like cash shoot, or we're filming, or we're on a trip. Robin has eye drops always because her eyes are beautiful and she wants to make sure that they're popping at all tests.

Because they get read, especially when you're getting makeup done.

Yes, yeah, and I typically I haven't done this in a while, but I typically look for you because you always have the eye drops.

The FDA warns.

That twenty six eyedrop products being sold at CBS right eight and Target could cause blindness.

Yes, I saw that, and what did you.

Think to yourself?

At first, I was like, oh shit, right, and then then I read it and my eye drops are not on there. So they listed the brands, Yeah, and they're not on here. No Lumafhi. I used Luma Phi.

Yes, okay, So Lumafi makes it so that I can't close my eyes. They dried the hell out of my eyes, so my eyes be like this really if y'all can see me, I'm like, my eyes are really open.

Yes. Oh, I don't have a reaction to it.

I use viazine. Okay, yeah, okay, but the Lumafi I remember. I did remember that that that shoot appearance that I did for Project Runway. One of the makeup artists was like, hey girl, let me put these in your eyes.

Put them things in.

I was screwed.

For two days.

I was like, I can't. My eyes dried out. My job looked, I looked beautiful, My eyes were right white. Okay, I looked amazing. But it never again really yeah.

Oh that's interesting. Okay, I've never had a reaction to the Lumifi. Okay, it worked really well for me, and then they are not on that list. It's not part of those Okay, that's right, Thank goodness, that's perfect. Yeah.

But I definitely was like, oh shit, Okay.

So I had a beef with these people that got arrested in Texas. Okay, so there's two men that were arrested for stealing forty six packs of oxtails, right and other meat from multiple grocery stores. They was just trying to have a backyard barbecue, right, forty six packs? Forty six who the backyard barbecue? They was trying to have a cute okay, and they got arrested.

Oh that is not right. How do you do that.

What do you mean how do you steal?

How do you steal? First of all, okay, is this in one store? Because what store has seed? This was the impacts of oxtails just sitting out.

This was right. This was in Harris County. So maybe they went to a bunch of different stores and stole just our stales. Okay, but like they was trying to like make sure that the that the community was fed, right, trying to feed the hook.

Maybe they were like making plates, selling plates.

They could have been selling plates if you.

Ever bought a plate that people sell from out the house.

So I had a line sister, and she decided, and you know who this line sistem is, I have, I think stopped speaking to her foolishness.

I mean, when I tell you the absurdity of her.

So her latest money making venture was selling fish dinners, oh my god, out of styrofoam containers out of her dude's house and not hers her dude, okay, because I don't think she had a kitchen.

I don't know.

But long story short, I purchased my.

Eight dollar fish dinner and said I don't need to speak to Hurricane because we are college graduates.

And this is no shade to anybody's hustle, right, but you can do better?

Yeah, Okay the end, because like the week after that, she was trying to sell me soap.

Make it right, sense, like either you a caterer or you know.

To be great at it.

And I just feel like, you know, when I get to Heaven, I'm gonna be talking having a little conversation with God because I don't feel like stealing food is a crime just because you're hungry and everyone needs to eat.

It is a crime. I understand it's a crime, is a crime. But they think foods all food should be free.

Well all if you have, if you have, if you have to take it because you cannot afford it, it should be free.

If we should be on the honor system with food.

But instead of taking oxtails, which is what probably more of a delicacy or more expensive, then go to the pantries, the food pantries that give you free food.

But but but the barbecue needed some ox tales, okay, Q needed the IX tales.

Okay, Well, then guess what's going to happen. They're just gonna raising prices on us. And then the thing people because people are stealing.

I mean, I don't mind paying a little extra if you can't afford it. I mean, you know, I try to get back to the community to get all that under control we can. I put out a little product that I actually have been using and it's.

Yes, amazing. Oh what what?

What?

Why?

Tell me?

Okay? And when we talk about lumaphive, I thought about it. My hairstylist put me on to loom A deodorant l u M. I don't know if it's Loomy. I think that's that's on the commercial. There's a commercial for it. Yes, is it?

I think it's l e M l u M E. Yeah, O MG what to the l U M E Oh MG?

Yes, that mess is so good?

Okay, No, okay, because on the commercial it says you can put it anywhere, and it kind of like says everywhere, like you can up your cuckoo, but yeah.

You can if you want. You can put it, you know, under your breast and your kouchi and your butt whatever if you need to. If you I don't need all that. I just needed for my armpits. Like so, why is it so good? Because you don't smell like anything, so you know, I don't know. Maybe you don't like I like, I can get a little funky towards the end of the day. If I'm out all day at Brabocan walking around sweating whatever, maybe I'll I'll end up, you know,

Really.

Yes, it's not an antiperspirant. It's just a deodorant and it was developed by a doctor. And so does it stop sweat. It does not stop sweat, okay, but it stops scent. And it's it's so crazy to me. I can I'm like, I cannot believe how good this.

I'm not really a funky person, but I get it.

And I'm not a funky person, but I just feel like, you know, my my deyodorant I was using Dubb. I was like, I don't think my deodorant's working anymore. Sometimes you have to like switch your products out, and I just felt like it wasn't working. And then they told me about Loomy and I was like, oh my gosh, yeah, you just don't smell like anything.

So last year at Bravo Khan in our gift bag. Our gift basket that we got I didn't get it this year was some deodorant. Yeah, and I cannot remember the brand, but it was so good, right, No, it was white, it was it was in a white tube. It was white, and but the product was brown. Okay, yeah, and that lasted me. I promise you, this deodorant lasted eight months, okay. So it was probably very similar to Loomy, like so good. I used it out. I can't find it again. But it was so good.

But you know how they say, like the natural okay, natural deodorant. It doesn't have like you know, the antiperson or certain products in it. Yeah, and but you still you're like you're funky, right yeah? That ultimately how funky is your chicken?

Yeah?

So how loose is your goose? So come on, everybody, y'all know that? Who doesn't know that? Yer? I said that cheer the other day to my girls and they were like, Mom, how do you know that? Because I've been here longer than y'all. That's how I know. Okay, I could y'all learn and some old stuff.

Yeah, loose is you?

I know, the whole dance for Were you a cheerleader? No, I made fun of the cheers. I played basketball. Okay, I like you, yes, yes, but no like this yodaan for real.

It's like it's natural deodorant or whatever, but it works. I love that so crazy. So we have some things that people have been saying out here in these squeets.

Okay, so I want to tell you all. This is from Chrissy Finch. I listen to your podcast every week. YouTube bag me, the hell up. I may crack me the hell up. Bag me is a bag of new is slang.

Oh it is.

I thought she was making a typo. So if somebody's funny you bagged me up?

Oh, I like that. I'm gonna use that. I'm me use that next week. Okay.

We have different political beliefs, and I still look forward to you guys every week. Lol. Had to say that because people cut people off if they have different views.

This is for Robin.

You and Wan keep doing you.

I can't stand how people expect your husband to change how he's been just because it doesn't look good to others. Pertaining to the laundry and the nelsalon. Excuse me, you're not going to clear your throat. Okay, that's what you're not gonna do, Robin, it's clear your throat. I did not say I want want to change. I just said I want him to change his behavior. Okay, moving on. So then she says to me that just shows you're secure in your relationship. Okay, I'm team Robin and Wan.

Neither of you ever changed.

Please.

You two are my favorite on our HLP. So why just get my crazy ass? And you got a whole long explanations.

Well, I want to know. I want that next time. I want to know why.

Wait, y'all be loving just out because we all know everybody loves robbing. Oh that is not true. I mean I'm talking about real people, right, Okay, the bots hate robbing.

They were dead, and I mean the bots might be coming after you more so than me these days.

Oh yeah, No, you're good, You're good and free. But I'm like, bring it on because I don't see I don't see it anyway, so bring it on. Yeah, if that's how you want to waste your energy, go for It's be out here body. Okay, I can't see what's going on. Guys, y'all listen. I got these these little let its, y'all be righting small print. Okay, this is from Christy, who said, first, I love listening to your podcast.

Hashtag free Uber. I don't know what that means. I was, she's a she's an uber driver. Oh, she's free Uber. It's late to listening, so I have older episodes that I'm listening to when I'm done with the weekly episode. Oh that's a good idea. You should go back if you new to the game. The other week, you read a message from a listener that said that Robin says literally too much mind you. I've been counting for this podcast, guys, and she said it seven times. I paused and said

That was Christy. That's so funny. Yeah, okay. We got a little mixed responses on the literally. Some people were like, no, you don't say literally a lot, and then some people were like, yeah, Robin, you do. So maybe there's sometimes when I do and.

Then sometimes I don't.

Yes, I think if you're if you really want us to like know what you're talking about, you might be describing it.

And that's when the literally.

Literally yeah literally did this like this really happened?

Yes, So so there was remember that episode that we did and we're talking about our pet peeves m h, and you're one of your pet peeves. Was when people spell your name wrong?

Oh yeah.

So then somebody wrote in, e Benjamin wrote in and said, I'm a fan of both of you, and I started listening to your podcast and I love it. I came across the pet peeves episode and the title both of your names.

Was spelled wrong.

Guys, we did our purpose was this time on purpose since Robin said it's her pet peeve. Yes, ps, people misspell my name all the time. It's Eddie and I get Eddie. It's e d d I E and I get e ed d y all the time. Yeah, but like you, we're like so upset that we purposely spelled the names wrong.

Yes. So many people reached out and was like, I don't know if you realize this, but your name is spelled wrong, or they're like be nice if somebody paid attention here, or like should we fire our editors?

Right?

Yeah, that was on purpose. That was on purpose. People get with it.

That's so funny.

Okay, all right, wait a minute, okay, by our humor. By the way, are you a barber?

Streisand Fan? No?

Do you know anything that she's ever saying? Sure, I'm trying to think, do I memories?

Maybe? Ye? Memories? That was the one. I was trying to think, Yes, memories. Okay.

So she's been doing so she I think she wrote a book or something, and she was doing an interview with Gail King, and Gail said, who do you think should play you?

Okay, and so she was like, yeah, there's no one. So then Gail says no, like like, who do you think should play you?

Right? And so she said, well, like what at what stage of my life? Like I've been amazing for a very long time, like the young Barbara, the old bar she was. So Gail was like trying to help her out, like someone that could like take your character from when you were younger to now.

It's I mean she didn't.

Gail didn't say this, but it's called makeup, right, we can make that. So every So she was like.

I thought about it. No one, there's no.

One that can touch Barbara Streisand she said that.

She didn't say that, that's what I'm saying that she said, but literally she said literally literally, she said no one.

Really.

I thought that was like.

What, but who Lady Gaga mmmm, Christina Aguilera, M. What's the other girl's name? Ariana Grande, No, Mariah Carey.

No. I like Lady Gaga. Lady gog could kill it dead. Yeah. I like Lady Goga, Yeah, especially because they kind of have a similar nose too. Yes, I mean, of course you can do that with makeup.

But Jennifer Lopez, did you hear Jennifer tell some fan to back up bitch something like that.

Yes she was joking.

She wasn't joking. She was but she said she was joking. But she won't joke.

I'm just saying so Barbara says, five stride sayd said, I am one of.

One, one of one, only one, the only one, Yes for one.

Okay, So if I'm sure, if someone asked Beyonce, what do.

You think her answer is Zendaya. Who's the other girl? One of the Bailey's Haley or Chloe? No, not look, I mean who could carry a for Okay, you have to keep in mind, right, this is this is Hollywood. Right, we can make you look like anybody. True, So you just have to be able to dance and sing?

Right? All right? How old is Barbara saying? You know when people get older, they just they just say whatever. They don't care.

Clearly she didn't care about this interview at all.

And Gail's looking at her blinking four times like I'm wanting to give you a lifeline. Gail was like, girl, Barbara could be a good I don't know ninety eight what.

Next going on?

No, but Barbara is up there.

Though she did She's done a lot of a lot of movies and whatnot.

Back in the day, y'all look up.

Barbara strikes, saying, because I know y'all don't know who I'm talking about anyway, this says this is from EMONI, Hi, Robbin, and ol oh, this is.

For you to read. This, for you to read, that's for you to read.

I'm not reading that, okay, Hi, Robbin is out ooh to my sorowar. That is why she could not read it. Mm hmm. I would have read it if it was the opposite. We know, but that's why I literated the pronunciation. Well, I mean if it said ski we yeah, okay.

Obliterated it out of respect for you, which clearly you don't respect my sorority.

But I respect yours.

Allowed you to say yes, okay, thank.

You ooh to my sore.

Yeah.

It's taken me several months to catch up on you all's podcast, and I'm so glad I did. I have enjoyed every last show. Not that my age is important, but I am gen z and I love how I can still relate to several topics that you all discussed. Keep up the great work. I wanted to add that Soldier Boy had that new song she make a clap that was really big on TikTok.

Yes she met g clap clap, Yeah, was that really big though?

Okay I had to add it was TikTok big. Yeah, I had that. I had to add that in there because it is more recent and blew up, stay shady because sometimes it's hard to reason. Love you all and can't wait for RHP.

So we talked about Soldier boy because you were like, what has he had lately?

Right?

And I was like, why you hate those Soldier boy?

We were talking about his money. Does he have money issues or something?

It's like yeah, and all his money had to go to his girlfriend. I really don't understand that. The said go to his house and pick up whatever you write like, that's amazing to me.

Okay, amazing, right.

I wish somebody would tell me to go to one of my ex's house and just pick up whatever side whatever.

I would rack the freak up. Okay, we got one more.

Okay, what are we doing?

By the way, me me one of our listeners. Wasn't she supposed to be a Bravo con?

Okay? Did that?

Do you know the story? Oh shit, there's a story. Oh oh my god, this a bad story. Yes, did you tell me later? I mean, I can tell you now. Okay, all right, I don't think she'll mind. Do you think she'll mind? No? All right, we need to give her a hug because now just let's just there's a caveat to this. Yes, every time Rob and I are out in the public, Mimi says she's coming right to every live show and to Bravo. Con right, and she doesn't

Don't have the yodaing an I sting. I don't know, but I was actually looking for her a problem.

Yes, hold on, I got and me me didn't see honey, dang, where is it? Tell us heard here? Okay, I don't. I want to get the whole story straight. So we communicate on Instagram. So I said, did you make it to Vegas? She said yes, this was on Sunday night. She said, yes, I made it last night and y'all went to see Usher. So I said, they're busy, and my flight left at two o'clock today.

We went to see Usher Saturday.

So this is on I messaged her on Sunday. So she got in late Saturdaturday, and she knew that we went to see Usher okay, so she didn't bother to try to like reach out to try to see us, find us okay, and then her her flight left at two o'clock on Sunday the next day.

What right? Why so I.

Didn't bother to text you because I was checked out my room?

Back up me me? So then wait, wait wait? Did meet me buy a ticket to brother?

So?

Then I said, I said, oh my god, that's insane. Did you go to Bravo Khan? She said? Why did I get scammed out of three hundred dollars? I went and bought the ticket off of Facebook, and the lady showed me the ticket was verified, and I texted the person up until last night about me getting into town. Last night they said we could meet. I went to the restaurant, waited in three hours and nobody ever showed up. No, this was the worst trip ever.

No, No, she bought a fake Bravo context No way.

Yes, First of all, I didn't know there was such a thing. I'm so types of fake tickets everywhere. I'm sure. Yes, oh me me, Like her flight was all delayed and stuff.

Okay, so if I was delayed, she finally gets there and she has a fake Bravo con ticket.

Yes that.

This is not funny. This is terrible, horrible, horrible.

No, I feel so bad, like okay, but like my question is, and she and she's not a traveler like I don't know. Oh my god, that was her first time.

Probably okay, so okay, me me, We're gonna have to do something for you. I don't know what it is. Carl's gonna send you a sweatshirt. You already have one?

Well, no, no, she wants the blue one that I never put up for sale.

Okay, So Carli's gonna I mean, Robin's going to first of all, put the blue ones on the website so everybody get buy them.

And Robin's gonna send you a free one.

Yes, Carl's gonna drop it off to you in person, because where are you going? Carly is going to Atlanta for Thanksgiving and she's driving and y'all are gonna meet at seven to eleven and she's gonna give it to it.

What girl?

Car's going to do the most?

He's okay, Carlie and me me, y'all connect and yes, yeah, no, no, me is MEMI is our girl. She's she is the number one reasonably shadester and reasonably shady buncher. And she's the number one Gizella and Robin her. She's a Robin. She's like the first lit Robin.

By the way.

By the way, when I was at Bravo Con, the Robins was standing up. Okay. They was like, let it be no kerrent that the Robins are here.

Yeah, Robin, I need to get some lud Jazell's God damn it right, I know what you what right do you have? I'm going to figure that out. Okay, I not have to make up your little fan crew. I'm gonna I'm gonna figure that out. Y'all help me out.

I have a I have a T shirt or sweatshirt that I'm about to make that it's going to like make you make me laugh. Yes, okay. But the Robins were like loud and proud. They were coming up to me telling me that they were and I told one and you know what I told them. I said, listen, I appreciate y'all as long as you all just support me and do not trash anybody else.

I don't like I don't.

It's it's we can support the people that we love. We don't have to tear other people down. So I don't want y'all attacking my castmates or attacking other people or whatever. No, it's you, if you're if you're a true love Robin, you show Robin love and that's it. That's it. Tear people, that's it.

Now the alsters, you'all can trash you right now, go on and trash some people. Okay, all right, guys, that is our show. We love y'all so much. Don't ever forget to live your life. Reasonable or shady for both by Reasonably Shady is a production of the Black Effect podcast Network.

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