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us out here in these streets. Just let meet and Robin know we're doing our job, okay, Because if y'all weren't talking about us, then you know, I don't know, right, we might as well us go under a pillow, a blanket and and go away. Yes, but y'all y'all out here in the streets talking about so thank you very much, keep downloading, Okay. Alright, So I'm very passionate and adamant about my Reasonably Shady moment of the week. Oh passionate. And I'm passionate and adamant in a bad way, in

a very bad way. I can't wait. I can't wait to hear it. So about October of last year, so this was so this is October. I decided that I was going to get my um Martha Steward, on my Martha Steward, my Oprah Winfrey. I decided to plant tulips in the in my little like I have like a little circular driveway and in the middle there's some flowers and I was gonna plant some tulips coast. Then in

the spring they were gonna like spread. So I like took my time to pick like the proper colors of the tulips that I wanted, and I placed them so that it's like one pink, one purple pink, one purple pink. Beautiful. I mean, I'm so excited. So and you did this yourself or you had the landscapers, Oh no, I just zell. Did you put them? Okay? You done the little holes? Yes?

I what goes into planting tulips, Okay, So you have to get this little thing that like you put it down in the ground and you turn it and then you pull the dirt up, and then you put the ball down and then you put that dirt back on top of it. And then I have molch that I put on top of that, and then you just wait, yes, okay. And I had on like my rubber boots. I had a hat on. I really felt like I was I don't know, not Betty Crocker. I had a green thumb.

I had a green thumb. I had a green thumb. Yes, I'm I'm the flower killer. By the way, So all of a sudden, like last week, I saw the tulips sprouting up rock and I'm like, oh my goodness, my hard work is bade off. And I brought my kids out. I was looking at look a little like the beginning of the stem of a tulip is popping up. And I had about oh yeah, because I had like a group of tin over here, twenty over here. Yeah, spread it out. I spread the love out. Yes. And by

the way, pink tulips is my favorite flower. Okay, yes, all right, for anyone listening that wants to send them to you, yes, I mean sure, yes. Anyway, so a week, So tulips are perennials. Those are the ones that like come back every year. Yes they are. But if you really want to impress me, you would ship me some tulips from Holland. Yes. Is that where they get on your grind, that's where they're like specialized. I don't know

why Holland it just sounded like important. Okay, okay, So anyway, these tulips started coming up, um three or four days later, I went to go check them again because I'm so excited. Did the deer eat them? They were eaten by the deer. They're gone. So the shady moment of my springtime are these goddamn deer. Like if I had a deer catch someone in your ring camera doing no, I didn't because it's a little too far away for me to catch

them on my ring camera. Like I really, I mean, and I don't want to shoot anything in life, but I want to shoot these deer. I really do, I really do. I hate them, And you didn't like you. You totally forgot about the fact that that they're going to come into they do that. So I don't even know what to do at this point. Like my tulips are nubs. They're not. I mean, you can like barely see them coming out the ground. And I did not plant these so that it could be like dear food.

My tulips are not dear food. I would be so upset. I was terror I was like traumatized. I couldn't even tell my children because they were going to be traumatized. This is just bad. Oh no, so shady deer is how I'm feeling right now. And every time I see them, I just grimace. I'm like that, oh that whatever kissed me off? Okay, I'm so sorry that. But if anybody out there does like secretly shoot deer, I'm not mad at you. Okay, animal rights people don't come after me,

but like seriously, they ate my tulips. Yeah, like and then and then it sucks because like when people have gardens or flowers and they have to put the stuff to keep the deer way, it's like ugly, right, it looks crazy, right. It takes away from the beauty of what it's supposed to be. And so it's like, what are you supposed to do? Right, And it's time. It's effort and all for your munching, your your deer snack. Yeah, they ate all of them, all of them, damn. And

they probably went in ship in your yards. I hate him. Oh I would be so mad. Yes, okay, yes, okay, do you have a recent I do so on Dixon recently bought a new car. Yes, he did it. You can I say what kind of it is? It's very nice. It's a BMW And he got the windows tinted. Yes, oh yeah, so you really can't see him. Yeah, So I like I saw him the other day. We were

like downtown Baltimore. We were down there and I was all trying to wave and say hi, and he wasn't re finding back because because he wasn't even looking at you know, yeah, because the windows a tinted. Yes, yes, he it's it's a miracle. And my my windows at tenpted pretty dark too, but um, you know, he's and he's always gotten his windows tenant like over the years and sometimes and then against the law. It is, so the cops will stop him and and they give you

like a repair order to fix it. And I don't know that he ever fixes. No, they're going to be dark until he gets rid of the car. Yeah, because he uses like the excuse like, oh well, you know, like when he was at the Wizard, Oh, I played professional basketball and somebody might see me and target me or something, you know, and so a lot of so a lot of the cops will let him go. Okay, you know, so if anyone stops me, guess what are

you gonna say? Oh, I happened to be on TV sometimes and you're a target and people hate me then and you're a target for for um, for getting cussed out. Yes, they send me d m s and tell me to kill myself, so I have to protect myself. Yes, with tinted wind out. Yeah, Robin, you're getting a citation. All right, Well we'll see. So anyways, the story, I mean that my shady moment goes to one because he bought this new car and we went out to dinner. Um, I

think Corey was out of basketball practice. So me, Carter, and Jan went to dinner while Corey was playing basketball, and um, we had some leftovers and almost like, yeah, um, you're not putting those leftovers in my car because I want to keep my new car smell. What oh my god. Okay, one, that is beyond ridiculous. So we cannot and so not until his new car smell goes away, we cannot bring food into his car. Okay, but wait a minute. One has had the car for what two months? Um, yeah,

it should be gone. But when you go get the car washed, r oh no, no, new car smell, I feel like sticks around for like a good maybe like eight months or so really, yes, he is trying to preserve his new car smell. Right now, we can't have leftovers, we can't get to carry out, like we have to go like pick food up or something. I gotta has to be in my car. And then even like the

other it's crazy. So the other day last weekend, um, his team Coppin was playing in Norfolk, Virginia in the Midak Tournament and they wand rise the bus with the team and I was going to drive his car because his cars roomy or the mine um with the boys, and I was like, you know what, I'm not even gonna do that because we're not even gonna be allowed to eat snacks. And we can't eat no you know, like like ackers, like when they get out, like with

their stinky clothes, like in a bag. Can that go in the car, Like after they play basketball in the car and like they have a bag full of like sweaty clothes. I mean they're not they're not, like um, but yeah, yeah, so we can't. So so even it's to the point I think now so like if he gets Chick fil A, like he'll go to Chick fil A, right, he's actually going inside Chick fil A in sitting there and eating his chicklet. He's not going through the Chick

fil A drive through. Now, one is sick. Okay, what is wrong with him? It's something wrong with him. He wants to preserve that new car smell for how long? I guess it's been a long time because the car he had, he had his Explorer for like six years. Maybe, so maybe he's like, I ain't smelled. Listen, We're gonna get him. Isn't there a spray in their new car smell? Spray? It's not the same. Oh my god, it's not the same. Yes, one, that's very shady. Yes, okay, you are a deutchment to

the whole face. It's annoying and you're annoying. Yes, that's what you are. All right. Well I have to say that. Um I just recently got back from Miami. Yes, I got my entire life like Miami. We all, you know. When I checked into my hotel, I was like, so, y'all don't wear no mask and they were like, we have more in a mask in a year and a half. And I was like, I just felt free. Yes, I

felt free. The sun was shining. Um, I just you just want to take all your clothes off and run around all of them, every single last piece of So anyone on their way to Miami just get you on tilgy get your life. Yes, and and you know what, it's so great. That's one of the good, great things about living where we live. It's like Miami is just a two and a half hour flight away, you know

what I mean. So it's like we can we like literally, if you want to get away for a day or two, you can hop on a flight, right, go get your life and then come back to this miserable place, right, live your best life and act like, um, you're like twenty five or something. Yes, And you know how they say, whatever happens in Vegas days in Vegas. I feel that way about my Oh yeah, yeah, that's very true. I feel that way anytime I walk out the door. Well you hope so. But you know, at this day and age,

the Instagram, the Instagram is serious. Now let me tell you what else it's serious. Then goddamn gas prices. What in the what in the world. I was actually watching TV and in l A I saw like seven dollars. Whoa. It just makes you feel like you don't want to leave. So what's the highest that you've seen like that you've put in your car? Five dollars five? I think it was maybe like four maybe maybe four eight. I was at five sixty nine. Are you are you okay? No,

wait a minute, So are you still using print? Do you use in your car? Yeah? My car will break down? No, but it really won't, I know, but that's what they said. Yeah, So to me, if you want to save a few queens, you could use regular. No I'm not gonna do that. No, okay, okay either. So five sixty nine is the most that I've paid in this area. Okay. So I think I told you this right. So I went to the gas station the other day and I was like protesting the prices.

So I just decided I'm putting forty dollars whatever that gets me. And I told her. I was like, and you were back at the gas station like two days later days, but that was my protest. I was just mad, like, it's just not okay. When is this going to take a turn? I need to know what? Why this what's going on in Russia? Because apparently I read something it was like we only get five percent of our oil? Friend? Correct? Why is that affecting gas person. It's not they know that, okay.

So somebody said there's gonna be a war and that just made all the gas prices go up, right, just they're just gouging. And then of course stock market like I don't, yes, do you check your stocks? Like? Okay, by the way, I'm so happy you asked me this. I ran into Ashley yesterday. I tell you that. Okay.

So I was leaving Charles Schwab because I was um, I had to sit down with the VP, my VP there, and I bought a bunch more stock, but you know, we talked about it before I bought it, as opposed to yes, and then I was just buying more stuff

of things I already have that are doing well. So you know, it's just nice to kind of like sit down and like really talk to someone who's like who has done the research, because there's so much information out there that will make your head spend as opposed to like cal calling me being like girl, let me tell you what's good but the stocks and then I go

buy it right now. I really need somebody who is who is who has done the res So we sat down for like um an hour and I got a bunch of stuff and then um, I walked out and I ran into Ashley Derby doing the same thing. No, she's going to Fox five. Yes, but she you know, that's a whole another story. And um, you might see a little bit of our conversation on season seven of the Real House. Well it's a potomic Oh okay, maybe maybe not. I don't know. Was that a t you

doing on Fox five? She was doing the pop culture she was doing. I don't know what. She was just like hanging out, don't. I don't know happen. It was just weird because I never see Ashley and but that's talking about yeah, Um, but I digress. What were we talking about? Um, gas prices and then and then how the stock market goes crazy? When okay, and then I

went about my stocks. Um. But I think that you know, the powers that be congressmen or people, they know what they're doing, and they just feel I think at some point we all just need to say we're not doing it anymore. We're not buying gas. How are we gonna do that? I'm just gonna say, we're not buying gas. Done with these gas prices? How are we going to do that. How are we doing? I don't know, but you know clearly remember when remember was it six months

ago when there was no gas? Oh, yes, there was no gas. We lost our damn minds. We were like, oh my god, we gotta find it was a whole much of none of nothing, No toilet paper, no paper, towels, nothing. Okay, speaking of Russia, So Brittany Grinder, Grinder is over there, and like, what's taking her so long to get out? Like why can't we get her out? Okay, do we have an update because the last thing I heard was that she was arrested going through So Brittany Grinder, for

those who don't know, it's a w NBA basketball player. Um, she's very tall, you can't miss her. Um. So she was, and she played professionally in Russia and she probably was finished her season there and then they come over to the US and playing the w n B A right. Crazy thing is so in the w n B, A the highest paid player makes probably like two hundred thousand dollars, which is crazy, the highest paid player and the w NBA w the United States compared to you know, Steph

Curry making whatever forty million dollars a year. But you know what's so crazy, what's the lowest paid NBA player making? Probably yeah, yeah, actually right, the minimum, the league minimum is definitely more than the highest. But in Russia, so so so the w NBA players they play overseas in the w n B A off season because they make they can make a million, two million dollars. Yeah, so I think Britney Grinder was making like maybe two million

in Russia. Maybe one to two. I don't know. So anyway, Brittney is on her way home. She's on her way home. No, no, no, I'm telling the story. You know, she was at the airport in Russia on her way home to um come home and start her n w NBA season, and apparently they stopped her for having a vape um pin with like canniboid oil, Ye, cannabis can is it canniboid? Is a cannib what? I think it's cannabis. No, the oil they call it canniboid oil. It's not cannabis oil. They

don't say that. Industries, right, I'm about to look it up, Okay, industries. Nobody says canniboid canna. They say cannabis, cannab annoid cannabinoid canna be annoyed, okay, oils and her so that so it's like it's like I mean, it's weed. It's like like a vape pin smoke weed whatever. And she's like arrested like it with no there's no way out, there's

no like, okay, what is going to happen? So she's in Russian um jail, Russian jail, and they put a picture out with her, a picture of her in their presence or in their custody, but there's like no like like what are they doing to her? And then but then I read something where somebody thinks, um, it's like a Russian person over there. They think she didn't even have it, they think she was planted it or they're lying.

Like I think, what the good news is we all know about it because a lot of times things happened to us black women and that ship gets sweeped under the rug and we don't even know. But I feel like Biden is on top of it. I don't know what that means. I'm sorry, don't. Russia is a whole another animal, I know, but we got to don't know if there's anything that anybody can do. Kamma need to go over there. Who who is going to Russia? Who? I don't I don't know. But she got to get

Brittany got to get out of there. Can you imagine what's like what she's dealing with, what she's going through. I hope that they're not like, you know, hurting her, torturing her. I hope they're feeding her. I hope she's like healthy. I mean, this is just insane, tough news to hear this morning. W NBA start. Brittney Griner will be in detention in Russia now until at least May nineteen. Accord extended her arrest on charges of smuggling. Has she

oil Grinder faces up to ten years in prison. And it's it's ridiculous, like why what is first of all, can we get to this war? What are what here? But you know this is a sad part. Okay, clear, Okay, I just heard Biden just signed one trillion dollars to go over there. No, it was eight million. It was one trillion with a t one trillion. Carlie looked at up one trillion dollars he signed and then like maybe eight hundred billion or something is allocated to Ukrainians to

helping the Ukrainian people, but it's this war. Because of it, he signed a one trillion with a T deal to is onellion trillion with a T O? And what is that going to? What is that doing? What is that for defense? It's clearly it's it's clearly not for the uneducated and poverty stricken schools in this country. And if they just have money stashed away for like certain things, it's like they have a stash of money specifically for this and you can only touch it for this. Well,

I don't, I don't, I don't. I don't understand why this became at one point trillion dollar, I mean one point five trained dollar problem for us? This is this, This is US money for what everyone always looks to the US to solve problems. Now, don't get me wrong, this is horrible and I want to help the Ukrainian people for sure, But to the tune of one point five I don't know what that What is that getting?

What is that? What is that getting assistance to help the country defend itself against Russians, Yes, humanitarian needs and to help them fight. Okay, so okay, but long we make it stop. I wanted to stop so that's what I want to happen. This is what I feel like needs to happen. Unfortunately, Putin needs to win, did you got We gotta give him some kind of win because he's he's he's an egomaniac and he's not going to just go away unless he feels like he has some

sort of win. So they just need to just be like, here, you can have it Ukraine as your no, you can have a portion, like give him, give him a city, I don't know, give him something so just can stop. Okay, that's it. Okay, that's it. That's my plan. That is my strategic military. It is so crazy. I was. I watched the Ukrainian President's addressed to the Congress today and he showed a video. Carly got something to say. So the one point five trillion is not just for that,

It also averts the government shutdown. So at one point five trillion takes care of a lot, thank you, I told you. Okay, Carly clarified as I said, it wasn't one point five trillion going to the Ukraine. No, No, I read it was eight million. Still a lot of money. But so the one point five trillion was just something that he that was just that's a bill or something he sent, he signed for a whole bunch of stuff, most of it going to causes in the United States.

I don't like any of it. Okay, yes, I don't like any but okay. So he showed this video of like, you know, it was like the just position the Ukrainian president, the juxtaposition of like the country, the beautiful country, people enjoying its smiling families, next to like, yes, the devastation, the buildings being bombed, the kids crying, the you know, dead bodies, and it was just like, it is so insane that this is a modern day country in two

and this is they're going through this. I cannot imagine it. This is just hard. The other statistic that is insane to me I read I heard it was you get these conflicting numbers right with this war. So at least six thousand Russian soldiers have been killed within the past three weeks fighting this war that Russia started at. Yes, they said, over the course of twenty years in Afghanistan, Iraq Middle East War, that's how many we lost. How

many American soldiers we lost? Not even in the course of twenty years, the US was in US and they've lost six six thousand soldiers in three weeks and sane, and so he's why he's not only destructing the Ukraine and killing their people. His people are dying. He name care. He hain't blinking right, This man is somewhere. Yeah, the

oliguard yachts. Is that what I call the Okay? But okay, on another subject, speaking of the worst, remember the worst gift you ever got, because we kind of talked about this before on another podcast. Oh yes, do you want to tell the people? I mean, okay, this is like so random, but I was thinking about it the other day and I'll tell you what I was thinking about it. Um, But yes, years ago, one gifted me a glass penis, a big clear glass penis. Okay, So when you say

glass penis, was it did? It? Was it heavy light glass? It was? It was glass? It was it was It wasn't hollow glass, right, it was like it was like glass. Okay, So what did you do with that? Because I think he thought I was gonna like find pleasure out of it, right, but it was literally like hard as a rock, like literal, and there there was nothing I could do with that. And it's so funny. So I put it like this was, um,

this is like years ago. It's like so like I put it at my parents house in my old bedroom, in like one of my old drawers. So one day, like years later, my brother was like cleaning out my room because he was in there putting his stuff in there, and he was like, yeah, do you want this glass penis? Okay? But wait, wait wait who told one and this was a good gift? Let's start there, like why this is

not a good gift? Oh don't know. He just was like surprised I got you something like why And I'm like looking at like what, like you you know, okay, it's a little bit younger. I'm like, you clearly don't understand the female anatomy because this thing is not going Do you feel good now? So he made up for it though the gift that feels good? Okay, all right, let's hear it. Have you have you heard of the rose?

Have you seen the ads for the road? I've seen the ads for the roads on the shade road shades wherever. I don't know. It could be like urban you know, urban sites or just random Instagram sites. Is this the one with like the tongue. It's not a tongue. It's like, um, it literally looks like a rose pedal, like you know that you can like hold in your palm of your hand. In the center of it is like a like hollow okay, and it has like a suction action. Okay, Rose, Yes,

what's it called rose? The roads? Okay, okay, look it up. So, like you know when you're on Instagram and you see these ads and you're like, man, whatever, they lie, and you know because the ads are like deceiving all the people and the people are going crazy in the ads. It's like the ads are like reviews. Okay, like oh my gosh, this is like, you know, the best thing ever. You'll never want anything else, and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Yeah, those ads don't lie. Yes, Robins said,

the ads are true. You don't want nothing but the rose. So look, you gotta get me a rose. Look it up, look it up. Okay, So are there are there? Because Carlin is over here shaking her head like, so are there counterfeit rolls? You gotta get the real deal rose. Okay, So don't get the fake rolls. Okay, okay, yeah, I don't know whatever I got it, whether it's the real or the not. It's so. Did you thank Wine for this gift from making up for flash Penis? Thank you? Okay,

thank you Wine? Yes, yes, so everyone, Look, I know I give product recommendations. Yes, I recommended my coffee. A lot of people went and got the coffee. They said it tastes good. Right, I hope you lost a couple of pounds. Um, so is so if you want some pleasure, some some toys and some pleasurable toys. The rods investing the roads. Okay, don't be shy to use it with your partner. Everybody, Okay, alright, Robin so here giving some sex tips. Okay, she's talent. Trying to tell people how

you stay in good with your partner. Make sure he is satisfied. Yes, okay, so just okay, I'm gonna ask questions, but I won't. I'm we're gonna move on. Um okay, but we do have to. We will be remiss if we didn't talk about Tracy Braxton. Um. Yes, that kind of like caught me off guard. Did you know she was ill? No? No, I didn't even know. No, I didn't. But I mean, I'm sure people close to her did. So that is that I'm so young and fifty years old.

What was it? Asoph asophagus cancer? Yes, should we go again? Um? I praying for the Braxton family, Praying for her husband, her kids, her grandchild. I think she had one grandchild. Like so sad, so sad, so sad. And she came to like a premiere Real Housewives of Potomac premiere party.

She shorted, she was amazing. I've run into her out and about, just like in the streets, and she's always been like the same tracy that you see, like if you've ever watched the Braxton's like cool, normal, um, fun, say whatever's on her mind, like I, you know, praying for definitely praying for the Braxton family. Now, another family I want to talk about is um there's a new show on Bravo called Candy in the Gang or the O L G Or. Okay, So I have watched and

I might borderline be obsessed. Okay, not obsessed a couple of things. Okay, So Candy once again has added to her bag. You know, Candy continues to get the bag. Okay, So the O L G Or Candy in the Gang was in production. They had to stop down because of COVID, and I've always heard great things from the production side as it relates to this show. So finally it's on the air. I think I've seen like two episodes. It's

let me tell you what's good about it. There's a dynamic of the old ladies, so like Candy's mom and her two aunts, who are like the best um. One of them actually reminds me of my family New Orleans, and like just the way that they talked, the way they interact with each other, it's like you want to like hear what they're gonna say. And half the time

they cust in each other out, so that's comedy. And then there's all of the employees that work at ol G and they are funny, really, they are very funny. There's one that's my favorite. I'm gonna say right now. His name is Brian. Brian wears different two pages and Uman, yes, yes, he would, let you know. This is too paid number two and this is the other one like he I like him a lot, and I think it's a hit. So Candy, good job once good. All right, I'm gonna

have to watch. You don't have to watch and it's funny. It's like it's like it's just the right amount of drama. It's not over the chop drama. Yes, so and then it always makes me. I've seen two episodes and after I finished watching, I feel like I want to eat some something. Food they have They have like food laid out, some macaroni and cheese, like I want to get into it. Yeah, have you eaten there? Yes, I have. I I took the girls there. Jamal was with us, and yes, the

food is very good. Yeah, okay, I did see a snippet of a show and one of her I don't know, cousins, nephews. Whatever is the parking lot attended? Yes, they charge for people to park in the parking lot, do they they do? Okay tender, I think, yeah, I don't. I don't without knowing anymore to the story, that's all I saw, Like, without any backstory, that's insane. Um. And he's the charging for the parking lot. It doesn't matter. He takes pride

in the fact that he's handling that parking lot. Okay, I guess, like a normal parking lot, like if you go somewhere and there's a parking garage, you gotta pay, right, but I feel like usually that's run by a parking lot company. Yes, it's run by a parking lot company called Candy's cousin. So he doesn't work for O l G. He works for the parking lot company which is behind

OLG and property of Candy. Yes, it's part of O l G. Okay, I'm just saying, if if if they own that parking lot right like, or you know, if that comes, if that's part of their lease or whatever, that's insane. If they're charging for the parking lot. I don't know the particulars. However, he takes his job very seriously, and I'm not mad at it because he takes his job seriously. And then they have and Carly said he's fine.

Then they have, um, a guy that comes to do okay, is this the same guy that's gonna do like the Friday night Um okay, they have another guy that does like the backyard Friday jam session. I guess, oh nice, okay, yes, And Brian has already let us know he has a very large penis. So you know, I was like, I didn't you know how you can signe a guy? I sized him up and I didn't signed him with the large one. Yes that you think he's lying. No, I don't think he's lying because he said he saw it

and he tugged it and plugged it. No, not plugged it, he did something to it. Oh wait, somebody said that about someone else. Yes, oh yes, yeah, I mean, you know, it made me look at Toring. I think his name is a whole different way. Yes. So this is on Bravo Sunday nights. Y'all check it all the way out, all right, And I heard the ratings aren't great, So yeah, I guess I know. I just saw like, um yeah, they weren't great. I don't think, but you know, what

do I know? I mean, it's a new show, the show hopefully it'll pick up because they're going to get one more viewer from me because okay, good, good, good good. Okay. So we have talked about some things in the past that our viewers y'all love us and y'all try to help us out. So apparently in the past I talked about the fact that I go to these hotels and I cannot sleep unless all the curtains are um closed. But then there's always like this slip, right, okay, so

thank you so much. Dana's World. Dana's World hooked me up and y'all sent a nice little email, and Dana's World said, Hi, Jazell was listening to your podcast. You ladies are doing an amazing job, by the way, and you mentioned you cannot stand that little sliver of light that peeks through the curtains once you close them. Mmmmmm. She said, well, I got your girl. I'm a flight attendant, so I know the struggle is real when it's time to get your beauty sleep. So instead of playing hercules

and moving furniture, to grab a couple of hotel hangars. Okay, so this is this is the hack, y'all. What you do is you grab a couple of hotel hangars with clips and clip them to the curtains so that the curtains closed. And she even sent me, Dana, you the best because you even sent me a picture so that I can understand what you're talking about. So you take that, you go into the closet, you take those hangars with the clips, and then you go over to the curtain

and you clip that blicky shut. Yes, yes, okay, so listen, that's what I'll be doing from now on, That's what I'm gonna be doing. And then she said that's genius rights. But it's so like, duh, why didn't I think of that? Yes, she said, um, it'll be pitch black in the room. Trust keep doing an awesome job, ladies. Yes, thank you, Dana, Dana, we love you. Thank you. That is so funny. So okay, So on a previous episode, I discussed that I, um, you know, when I was younger, I had aspirations to

stand up in pe right, okay, Robin. I thought we were never turning about this again. Okay, I mean, but I learned I'm not the only one, really only female that wants to be able to stand up in your nate. So somebody, yes, okay, I'm being proper if I say p aorund my parents, I mean, I mean, you're in you know, like do your parents like when you were younger? Did they did? They would say p or you have to say your nate. Um I would say shut up and they would say no, stop talking. Or I would

say but and they would say no, you're behind. Oh okay, okay, actually just my mother, not my dad. My dad could care less. Yeah, we like simple things such as p I would have to say your n okay, all right, I'm here for or poop. It's what bow movement? Oh yeah, do you know how old bow movement is? Yeah? Do you know how old schools and my parents are and my grandmother and all them. Okay yes, oh no, it's

like so so proper, so old school. So my just to know poop it is, I have to I have to go take a bow movement or make a bow movement. My granda ship, my grandmother would say, did you make a movement? Okay, I'll be like, what the hell is a movement? You know what a movement is? Okay? Yeah. So anyway, so someone m d M me and a link to an Amazon female urination device. So on Amazon you can google this. There's a female urination device. And

it's like it looks kind of like a funnel. Yeah, it actually says, so this is if you want to pe standing up. It's a portable urinal for women standing up to P funnel, reusable, reusable women P funnel. So I think the it's primarily used for camping or like outdoor things. Oh okay, that makes sense, that makes sense right, Um, But for me, it's going to be used to stand up in your name in my toilet. Okay, wait, Robin, you're buying this? Sure? Run not okay, Okay, this is

what I want you to do. I want you to buy this thing, this contraption alright by now, Okay, happening. I wanted to come to the house. I want you to do this in front of wine and then I want to know wants reaction to seeing you standing up in pe bam order placed all right, so people, because one is going to have a reaction and no question's gonna grabbing your insane. He didn't like, yes, he loves my boofy. But so I gotta tell you another thing

I bought off the Amazon her a recommendation. Um, it wasn't something that talked on the podcast, but we can talk about it now. So I posted a picture in my stories of or is a boomerang of Carter eating cheetos with a glove. So okay, so he put a glove on. I'm like sitting in the kitchen and he's like putting his glove on. I'm like, what are you about to do? He's like, I'm about to eat cheetos. So he put a glove on to eat his cheetos because he didn't want to get the stain his fingers

all dirty. Right, I'm for that, okay, Car it was Carter, of course, of course it was Carter. Yeah, the pretty boy. So he um. So someone DM me and told me about finger chop like chopsticks, finger chopsticks that like you just kind of like they're they're they're listed as like chopsticks for gamers, so like, you know, thinking about like when the kids are the people are not kids because

one plays game video games. So when you're like gaming, you're holding the controller and if you want to eat like Doritos or Cheetos, you don't want to get the powder from the cheetos onto your controller. So they give you these little chopsticks, like you know, they're not real chopsticks, but they're like you know, training chopsticks, kitty chopsticks, so they're like you just like put them, put them here, and then you just use them. And did you get

that for Carter? You did? Did? He was very appreciative. I love that. I do love that. Okay, we have some fan love out here in these streets, and we totally appreciate the fact that you guys love us. Um, so we were gonna read you guys. I think, yeah, we're gonna read you guys a couple of um, you know, every now and again because Robin and I we do a million things together, and you do this podcast obviously,

and you know, it's nice to know that y'all love us. So, um, Hi, Robin and Gizelle, I am Nila one of your biggest fans. I'm sixteen years old and I love your podcasts and the show. Okay, I didn't think this is gonna be from a sixteen year old, but it's okay. Think I need to talk about different things. I know, so we need to stop talking about sex or something, because you know we're we should be talking about that to the

teenagers anyway. Thank you, Nila, and then she says, thank you for giving me something to look forward to on Mondays. I was wondering if you guys could have an episode with Giselle's daughters. Oh, definitely, Um, they are very she says, they're very intelligent and beautiful, so I would like to hear their opinions on certain topics since we are pretty much the same age. Thank you very much, okay, Nila

and I'm going to work on that. You know, these kids, these kids call mine are booked and busy, so we don't have to figure out where we can make that happen. But they would love to sit sit around and chit chat and give their opinion because they got some opinions and and I look, if you want to email back, tell us what you want to hear. Yes, yeah, what do you want to hear them talking about? Yes and Grace?

And it's perfect because Grace is seventeen, the twins or fifteen, and they have opinions Yes, that are team too much, these opinions and sometimes team too much. That would that would be fun? Yes, all right? So this is from Amy Cohen, Hello, Jasell and Robin. I'm sitting here at my desk in my office in downtown d C. And I'm listening to your old School News School podcast from January two two. I am having a hard time keeping my cool around my co workers because y'all are funny

as hell. It is difficult to contain myself from laughing out loud when I'm in public. I have been a big fan of you two since season one, episode one of Rhop watching you on rh OP and now listening to the podcast podcast has brought me so much joy. Keep doing you, ladies, best regards, Amy Cohen, Amy, thank you, We appreciate you, We love you. I up to hear

it's so funny. I love when I hear from people who are like, I laugh out loud and I'm you know, I'm driving in my car people looking at me crazy because I'm cracking up or I'm trying not to crash. Please y'all, do not crash. No, do not crash, do not crash. But like, yes, that that makes me happy

that we can make you laugh. Yes, and we we consistently get um Monday commentary from certain people that like like on Instagram that we love the show and they give their take on whatever ever whatever we have said, which we absolutely love. And speaking of you know, it's so funny reading her message about watching arch Peeps from the first episode. I just wanted to remind everyone that Rabbing and Gizl were the first scene. We weren't just on the first episode. We were the very first scene.

We were yes at my house with the wedding gown. Oh yeah, I feel like that's historical, that is historic. I thought it was me and my kids in our and making cook We were like in my kitchen. It was, oh my god. We were the very first scene we opened up the show. Look at that. Look at that. Okay, these green ou bandits are holding it down. Stop hating y'all. The end. Okay, this is one last thing I have to say, and then we gotta go because it hits close to home. So there's a guy out here who's

married to a woman named Giselle. His name is Tom Brady. Are you I hate Tom Brady? And I've said it on this podcast a million times and this is the last time we're ever talking about Tom Brady, you think so. So this is why I'm mad about this because he he retired, he went home, and he spent some time with Jiselle, and it's given women named Gizella bad rap okay, and he decided he don't want to spend no time

with Jasel yet. No, he wants to go and he Gazelle probably don't want to spend the time with him either, So he's making women name Giselle looks bad out here. And Tom, you just want the limelight again and again and again. You know your knees hurt, your knuckles hurt, your hip hurts, you know, you want to tie. You know, I knew that was going to happen. Did yes, because it seemed like he I feel like he's he was only retiring because he's for the just because he's he lost,

he's old. Well no, see I'm not. I think he's sour grapes. He lost, and he was like, I'm just gonna retire spent. That's not how it happens, Okay, but you got to think about someone who's played that game for so long, as soon as it ends. M just like when Michael Jordan came back twice and it ends, they have like no purpose, you know. I mean I don't want to say no purpose, but no longer do they have to like be at the facility to go to practice and to train, and you know they don't.

Their whole life is like they're sitting around literally with all this idle time, twiddling their thumbs. And he just probably was like I'm really not ready to have nothing to do. Yes, now that I think about it, Giselle tell him get his ass back on, And that's why I say yeah. Gazelle probably was like, um, yes, you're spending a little bit too much time, and you're on my nerves. You're on that sounds like a couch. You're on my couch, in my space, in my space, this

is my couch. These are my kids. Yes, she helped out, but I run this this program over. He probably trying to watch House fives and he was probably trying to watch like, you know, I don't know basketball. Yes, she was trying to watch her namesake called Giselle. So yeah, okay, I've just changed my tomb Tom. I'm not gonna hate on you anymore because your wife puts you out. Stay out of the house as long as you can. Yes,

okay he should have done, and he didn't. You know, I thought, okay, he was going to go right into like broadcasting, you know what I mean. So so maybe he didn't set that up. He hasn't set that up yet. He's he's probably gonna set it up now. And in the meantime, Giselle said, get the hell out of my house. But I feel like it never really well. Okay, who Michael Jordan when he retired and he came back, know that the first one went well the first time he came back, Yes, that one when he went back to

the Bulls. Yeah, the second one when he came, when he went to the Wizard. No, it was over. Yeah, that was that was rude, Yes, and it was. It was. He was at um what's that restaurant? But he was at all the time. I saw him at all the time in Georgetown. We remember he had a restaurant, Jordan's. He had a steakhouse. Oh, he sure did. But before that he had the Italian restaurant down. It's still they are camera malono. Yes, he was there on a regular basis. Yeah.

I saw him there once and I was like, it's Michael Jordan. Oh my gosh. Okay, anyway, guys, we gotta go. That is our show. We love y'all so much and do not forget to live your life. Either reasonable or shady. Yes by reasonably Shady is a production of the Black Effect podcast Network. For more podcasts from our Heart Radio, visit the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows, and you can connect with us on social media at Robin Dixonton, Giselle Briant,

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