What's good, Mama Bears?! This week Kierstin Reszka and Blandy Cobbles are wrapping up their mid-season with a conversation about size. Maybe yours is teeny tiny or perhaps it's you know, not. The important thing here as that it's just right for you! We're not talking about chairs made for bears who are being burgled by a weirdo little girl with insufficient adult supervision and we're not even talking about penises, you silly goose. We're talking about family size! _____________________________...
Nov 17, 2021•12 min•Season 2Ep. 6
Happy Wednesday, Mama Bears! Today, Blandy Cobbles is talking the holidays and how to make sure you don't mess them up really, really bad to the point where your kids hate you for the rest of their lives and seek therapy because of your crappy gift-giving skills. ___________________________ Hey, we have a website right here! Wow! So shiny!
Nov 11, 2021•5 min
[EXPLICIT] The ladies are back to discuss how spending time with your kids is self care. Kierstin has a lot of excuses per usual about why she was MIA from the podcast last week. Meanwhile, Blandy recalls a thrilling and dangerous encounter in the woods and Plevin reveals some disturbing behavior in this latest episode of Really Good Advice For New Moms. Get excited, Mama Bears! _________________________________ Check out our website for merch! Just kidding, we don't have any....
Nov 03, 2021•16 min
What's up, Mama Bears? The Real Kierstin pops in to let ya'll know that the past week has been bananas and, consequently, Blandy, Kierstin and Plevin will be silent this week. _______________ Missing the girls? Go look at pictures of them on their poorly constructed website !
Oct 27, 2021•1 min
Happy Hump Day, Mama Bears! Blandy's back from the comfort of a hospital bed to offer her Really Good Advice on how to handle missing your little one while you're at work. Meanwhile, Kierstin is ferret-sitting and it's not going swimmingly at all. Yikes!
Oct 20, 2021•7 min
[EXPLICIT] Kierstin Reszka wants to know, have you taken a minute lately to listen to your body? Not just your stomach gurgles and weird throat groans but you know, the deep down stuff? In today's episode her and Blandy get learn to get curious about our body's cues instead of ignoring them to play video games all day. I mean parent! Parent! Because this is a podcast about how to parent. Also, Plevin requests a controlled substance that rocks Kierstin and Blandy's world so hard that they both al...
Oct 13, 2021•14 min•Season 2Ep. 3
[EXPLICIT] In this week's Ask Blandy, Ms. Cobbles is thrown off her already shaky kilter when she accidentally reads a controversial email from a friend of the podcast. Kierstin Reszka only speaks five whole words in this episode so you won't have much to skip over in this bonus installment of Really Good Advice For New Moms. #parenting #satire #advice #comedy
Oct 06, 2021•8 min
[EXPLICIT] Is this really a podcast if we don't talk about therapy? Sorry guys this one isn't sponsored by any of your fave teletherapy companies. This is just Blandy Cobbles and Kierstin Reszka talking mental health for new moms as they get down and dirty about therapy and why new moms definitely need it. Or don't. If they can't afford it. We're not here to tell you what to do. I mean, we are, but by your own consent. Keep it real, Mama Bears! Affordable or Free Resources for Mental Health Care...
Sep 29, 2021•17 min•Season 2Ep. 3
[EXPLICIT] In today’s episode of Ask Blandy, your favorite ferret mama answers a reader question about how in the heck ya keep a clean house when your lil clowns are always running around messing it up!
Sep 22, 2021•13 min
[EXPLICIT] Listen up, Mama Bears! In today’s episode Kierstin dissects the concept of practicing self care by not giving a flying f*ck what other parents think about your own parenting style. Meanwhile, Blandy is, per usual, offended and Plevin’s language grows concerning. Sources used for this episode are here ✔️ https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/07/well/family/most-mothers-feel-judged-with-families-often-the-worst-critics.html
Sep 15, 2021•12 min•Season 2Ep. 2
[EXPLICIT] Blandy’s got a mouthful for ya in this RGA minisode. Here, she answers the burning question: how do you tell your boss you’re pregnant? Her answers will NOT surprise you. Enjoy, sweet mama bears!
Sep 09, 2021•7 min
Guess who’s back, mama bears! That’s right, the dynamic duo that brought you the absolute worst sound engineering possible is back with a brand new season for all your favorite new moms. This time the girls dig into that buzziest of buzz word(s) - self care. Plus, we’re introduced to a new person…?
Sep 01, 2021•11 min•Season 2Ep. 1
Blandy’s step-sister Stacia gifts her a mic to keep her from asking for cash. Blandy still doesn’t know how to use it though, Kierstin is still MIA and the future of Really Good Advice is hanging from the ever loosening grip of an emotionally turbulent ferret enthusiast. #blandycobbles #kierstinreszka #reallygoodadvicefornewmoms
Jan 06, 2021•3 min
Will I poop during labor?! Blandy’s back to answer your white hot burning questions - this time, will you or will you not take a huge dump right before you have your baby?? Find out now!
Nov 17, 2020•6 min
Shhhhh... the girls are back but don’t tell the internet police. In this blip of an “episode”, Blandy answers a listener question and records a phone call with Kierstin without her consent. The worst podcast about parenting is back and it’s about to get a whole lot scarier.
Nov 14, 2020•7 min
The worst advice about motherhood you’ve ever been given, you say? Bad news, Mama Bears. Kierstin Reszka and Blandy Cobbles are CANCELLED. Guess you’ll have to find another podcast to hate-binge 🤷♀️ #blandyiscancelledparty
Jul 10, 2020•11 min•Season 1Ep. 10
Where in the world is Kierstin Reszka?! Not hosting Really Good Advice for New Moms, that’s for sure. Blandy goes it solo in the second to last episode of season one, giving step by step instructions on how to install a car seat with simple items like wood glue and bungee cords. Buckle up (or don’t) cuz it’s a wild ride!
Jun 17, 2020•9 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Is it okay to drink while breastfeeding? Craving alcohol / mommy juice big time? Time to clutch those pearls you bad mamajammas! It’s mocktail time with Blandy’s step-sister Stacia who is here explicitly to sell essential oils to Kierstin. #mocktails #mommyjuice #bossbabe
Jun 12, 2020•8 min•Season 1Ep. 8
Blandy Cobbles and Kierstin Reszka join forces once again, this time to explore ideas for wrangling those negative feelings towards your partner that pop up after having a baby. It turns out that hating your husband after you have a baby is almost too normal. Let’s talk about it! Other topics include how to pronounce Penn Badgley’s name, Blandy’s mom’s meatloaf recipe and a fart. Strap in, Mama Bears, this ones sharp!
Jun 03, 2020•13 min
Why doesn’t my husband help with the baby? Why is my husband so lazy? Why does my husband smell so bad? The ladies are back in action after a three month hiatus, with a very special episode on the topic of completely loathing your partner after the new baby has arrived. Other subjects covered include Burger King and Subway. #nottruecrime #notaboutcoronavirus ____________________ Can't get enough of Kierstin and Blandy? Check out their website for more fun!...
May 18, 2020•13 min
Hey momma bears! In this brief bonus episode Blandy and Kierstin clear up some misconceptions about themselves including that one of them is a ferret. Who is Kierstin Reszka? Who is Blandy Cobbles? You’re about to find out more than you ever wanted to!
Feb 29, 2020•8 min•Season 1Ep. 6
Why does your vagina hurt so bad after having a baby?? Put down your lunch cuz this one’s a doozy! In their fifth episode, Kierstin momsplains what to expect after a vaginal birth and how to care for that thing. Blandy opens up about her first and potentially last movie theater experience. Have fun, momma bears!
Feb 20, 2020•11 min•Season 1Ep. 5
Why is it green? Grainy? Seedy? Get out the Glade, Blandy and Kierstin are talking the big P guys! What’s normal, what’s not and how to know in this episode all about your baby’s poop. Yeehaw!
Feb 16, 2020•9 min•Season 1Ep. 4
Happy Valentine’s Day, mommies! In this episode Blandy Cobbles and Kierstin Reszka discuss matters of the heart - how to get your baby daddy to do shit for you. Postpartum relationship is a tricky topic so pair this special holiday episode with an entire box of chocolates and a bag of flaming hot Cheetos. You deserve it!
Feb 14, 2020•11 min•Season 1Ep. 3
Why do you feel unattached to your new baby? Because they’re really whiny! Duh! In their second episode, Blandy and Kierstin offer up a steaming, mushy pile of advice on how to bond with your new baby even though it’s super annoying and loud and you haven’t slept in four days.
Feb 13, 2020•16 min•Season 1Ep. 2
Is being a mom really that hard?! In their debut episode, Kierstin Reszka and Blandy Cobbles struggle to stay on topic as they discuss the essence of a mother, forgiveness and Blandy’s dad’s second family.
Feb 13, 2020•11 min•Season 1Ep. 1
THIS IS PARENTING SATIRE. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED. Now, meet your hosts! Kierstin Reszka is an all-around average mother of two who wears her FitBit while she devours the last scoop of freezer burned ice cream. Blandy Cobbles is an unsuccessful YouTuber living in her own mother’s attic with her seven ferrets. Man does it get sweaty up there! Together the two are bringing you their best advice for new motherhood. From getting your newborn to take a bottle to reigniting the romance after baby, these tw...
Feb 11, 2020•4 min
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