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Sutton's Slack RHOBH Pt.2 Reunion Recap

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On today's episode, Carlos reviews part two of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. He talks about the lack of storylines Sutton provides, the tension between Andy and Dorit, and much more!


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Hey, rain Drops. Reality with the King podcast is going on tour. Yes, I am coming to a city near you, but I'm not coming alone. I am bringing a few special guests along with me, starting with Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Judais on April thirteenth at the White Eagle Hall in Jersey City, New Jersey. On Monday April twenty second, I have Tamar Braxton coming to Atlanta

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Welcome to Reality with the King. It's me Carlos King, the King of Reality TV and one of the most sought after executive producers in reality television with over ten years a production experience. Twice a week on Reality with the King, we'll sit down with my friends across the entertainment industry, recap our favorite reality shows and revisit unforgettable moments that we are still talking and tweeting about. Hey,

rain drops. On today's episode Reality with the King Child, we must get into part two of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. I got admit I laughed more at this one. It still wasn't the greatest reunion low key. It looks like it could have been only two parts. However, dot com backslash organization. I actually laughed a lot this reunion because there was so much shade being thrown around with these ladies, and I don't know, I was kind

of here for it. So let's start with the fact that Kyle and Sutton, who are first seats on the couch for this reunion, they are going at it and they are making sure to show the audience why they have the coveted seat of having first chair at the reunion. Like I said to you, guys, seating assignments matter. So let's get into Kyle and Sutton. So Child Kyle tells and that she doesn't tell the world everything. MS. Kyle had to read Sutton her resume how she has told

the world about everything going off with her husband. We watched her children grow up, Honey, from toddlers to Tierra's okay, from a child to a graduate, Honey, not a child to a bride. Hey, deary, no, no child rides here, Honey, from a child to a graduate. Getting into it with her sisters. Miss Kyle had to read Sutton her resume, her IMDb page, everything, and I was here for it because at the end of the day, Sutton, you would not be on that stage if it wasn't for Kyle

Richards and Kim. Just saying And the reason why I'm saying that is because when the network was developing The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and the network said that the first two people to be cast was Kim and Kyle Richards, and the moment he met them on the casting tape is when the show had the highest chance of getting a green light. So, Sutton, you are sitting on the very stage that Kyle started, and she had

every right to read you. Baby. When Kyle told Sutton, the only thing we see you do this season shop was by a horse and have a dating coach. Give me a break, baby, I then fell out that's the Kyle Richards I love. I love when Teresa Judai becomes the girl from Patterson and read the girls. I know that Kyle is from Beverly Hills, but Kyle was giving me Compton Kyle instead of n Wa. It was ka Wa Kyle with attitude. Kyle is from Compton, so we're gonna call her Compton Kyle. Baby, Compton Kyle is a

gangst Okay. She was rolling her neck while sucking, was rolling her eyes, and Ralph Garsel was rolling the dice. Baby, come on, baby, So Kwa Kyle with Attitude, honey, that's the name of her group. She got her, she got sutting real good, because that's the thing. Sudden at the end of the day, I really don't know nothing about you now meet and the gays and some of the girls. Honey, we were low key rooting for you when you revealed that in your divorce you get three hundred thousand dollars

a month. You did that, three hundred thousand dollars a month. Do you know what I can do with three hundred thousand dollars a month? Now? The I'll fit you wore and doesn't read three hundred thousand dollars a month. It looks like you went to Marshall's with the read and she had the ten thousand dollars in cash allegedly in her purse. But look, we're living that you get three hundred k a month. But that is like the only

interesting thing we know about Sutton. And I think Sutton is a great reality star because she's different and that's what I like about her. You haven't seen a Sutton on reality TV before, especially on the Real Housewives, So I'm here to say I think Sutton is great for the show. Okay, now, when it comes to your personal story, you and the Kashmir the assistant, you're not giving more than Kyle baby, and we're tired of seeing you on dates.

Is giving very much millionaire matchmaker, Like it's to the point where I'm looking for Patty Stinger coming through the curtains to set you up on a date with somebody that she met on craigs List allegedly. That's what is given, is giving very much millionaire matchmaker, And we're not watching the show for that, Sutton. We need to know what's

going on in your personal life. I'm tired of seeing you on these dates with these thirsty men who only want to have camera time so when they go to the country club and play golf, they can talk about like yo. Well, Carlos, none of these men Sutton are dating uses the word yo. So Compton Kyle may use that in her vernacular, but not the men that Sutton date. Okay, okay, So this is what Sutton's date say when they are

at the country club playing polo or golf with their friends. Yeah, Jim so yeah, I was at nine to two and zero hanging out with Sutton. You know, the girl who has a small esophagus. Yeah, rb smalllyesfhagives hauh huh. You know that's what the guys do at the country club, child, They only want a camera time, to have something to talk about as they are playing polo. That's what's happening. So we know that this doesn't have any weight. We want to see the guy you were banging allegedly in

the uber like you. Making up with the uber driver is way more interesting because I want to know if the uber driver has two baby mamas. I want to know if the uber driver is moonlighting because during the day he's trying to build the next Facebook I need to know if the Uber driver works at the wall house and this is his side job. I need to know the Uber driver you made out with has a side check. These are way more interesting things. We need to know you're making out with the driver the way

Karen Huger allegedly does in Potomac. According to Scharise, I'm just saying that's all alleged. I didn't say that, Sharise Jackson did. Okay, what is it with you rich women and drivers? What in the driving miss Daisy's going on here? Who is driving? Miss sutt and down canyon? Drive bitch? But sting? You swore up and down that you have

all this storyline, all this is going on. And my question to you is name them, name them, name them, name these storylines you have, because the only storyline that I see you having, Honey, is you inserting yourself in guard sales business and Kyle's business. And again I am mad at it, but you can never equate yourself to Compton Kyle. She is a member of k WA and she will read you your rights and read you for filth.

Moving on, we then get into Derey. Now look between us girls, guys and days, is it just me or is there tension between Deret and Andy? I get this sense one of them don't like each other. And when I say don't like, not like they have this disdain. There's this weird energy between Dereat and Andy. And this is the third time consecutively that he has yawned in Deret's direction as she's talking, and they made this whole

thing about how long whended she is. I don't know. Listen, I'm telling y'all, I think Dereat is not the most liked amongst the rest of the group, and I think it shows. And then, to add insult to injury, we learned as well that Duritk was two hours late to the reunion because she had a wardrobe malfunction. So now that we know she goes to Marshalls. She got the red fabric from Marshalls and decided to wrap her body

around it and to give herself some baby hair. And so baby hair, so y'all can owe in the black community, black mamas would braid or comb or brush their daughter's hair and they will leave little hairs on your forehead. That kind of gave you a bang, but it wasn't a bang that goes down to your eyebrows. It's literally like a swoop of hair that caresses your forehead. So Reed, who of course, goes through a lot of black women's

Instagram pages, like Joscelyn Hernandez. You know, she has a lot of black women on her vision board, and she studies their looks and she applies it. You know, she looks at Marlon Hampton's pages, she looks at Joscelyn Hernandez from Love and Hip Hop, she looks at Natalie None from Baddies on Zoos. You know, I think Deriy watches Love and Hip Hop. I think watches Baddies East. I think Dery really studies the culture and she applies her

look towards it. Allegedly, So Deriy and her baby hair Honey decided to talk about Garcil's comments about having some very you know, inquisitive things to say about Dere's robbery. Now, for the record, this is nothing to make light of. Okay, getting rob is not a joke. So I want to make that very clear, and I want to offer that disclaimer, and my thoughts and prayers and heart goes out through

the read and her family for dealing with something super horrific. Now, with that being said, I think all of us who have been blessed with common sense, we all definitely raise an eyebrow or two that it was interesting. Let's say that it was very interesting to know that a Robert has a heart. Now, I don't know if he's a philanthropist. I don't know if he works for toothless not homeless organization.

I don't know if he is a toothless homeless person that decided to hop on a bicycle and find to read. And you know, I don't know. Okay, I'm with guards selling this one. The story was very strange that he did leave his phone. I said that two years ago when the story happened. I said this six months ago. No three, Carlos, I said three months ago, when Durrek revealed that she went to Now that we know that it was Marshall's. Who the fuck goes to Marshalls with

ten thousand dollars in cash? I don't even go to the gas station in my hood with copons, let alone ten thousand dollars in cash. What are you buying at Marshalls that is worth ten thousand dollars? And then she said, well, I have to get the money because I was Christmas, I was getting gifts for people. Maybe it was cash like this, It doesn't make any sense. Beyonce has revealed she shops at Target. Beyonce, Giselle knows Carter is not carrying cash to go buy a teletubby or to go

buy a place Matt a plant, a rug, Baptiles. It just doesn't make sense to me. And and Lowe's key, I am whip Garcel on this. It just doesn't make sense to me. Now the word on the street in my Sutton voice, gazzutting Hodey, I didn't know the streets of Sunset Boulevard gossips like that child, but apparently they do. And there we have it. Now word on the street that Sutton lives on with her horse as she's jollopping

looking for cashmere. Allegedly, people have been saying that the robbery was stage and some of the myths, the rumors, the accusations that were flying in that direction was was de Re doing this for a storyline, because a lot of people felt that Dery hasn't had a storyline since Lisa Vanda Pump left the show. So people have alleged that this whole robbery storyline doesn't make sense for those reasons.

So I'm not saying I feel that way as a journalist, Hey, Portia, I am just here to tell you what the people are saying. Child and me and Sutton definitely are street walkers after midnight down Hollywood Boulevard and we listened to the word on the street. Okay, So that was one myth that people had. The other myth that people had was huh, what's going on with p K and these businesses that he has? Are they lucrative? Some people have

alleged that this was an insurance job. These are all allegations that people have made, and this is all alleged. I am not here to say that I believe that. I'm just telling you what I heard. And as a journalist, Hey, Tamar Braxton, it is my job to report the news. Okay. That's what people are saying. Was this an inside job? Was an insurance job? A lot of people felt there were just too many conveniences, you know, the robber leaving the phone by the gate. Then Andy made a good point.

He said, well people do have tracker on their phone. Really good point. That's very believable. Again, leaving it near the gate so that she can call the police, or would they have thrown it out the window into the bushes in the neighborhood. Again, these are things we just don't know. Like I said earlier, it's very sad. What happened is unfortunate, and I don't wish that on anybody. But again, this is a reality show and it is our job to talk about the reality that they are displaying.

Speaking of PK, I don't know what's going on with PK. To read revealed that they were in a bad place in their marriage, and instead of them trying to recite pretty women, they should have been working hard to recite Desperate Housewives, a scene out of that TV show. Because for me, I could care less about you wanting to be Julia Roberts and getting a necklace that was rented that had to be returned. I care more about seeing

the reality of what's happening in your marriage. And that's the reason why a lot of people are having being a tough pill to swallow. No, not the pill that Sutton has a tough time swallowing because she has a small esophagus. I'm talking about the tough pill to swallow is the fact that you told us at the reunion that you and PK were in a very bad place in your marriage. But we didn't get a chance to

see any of that. And that's the reason why I think this should be the reached last season, because why aren't you giving us that? Why are you so up in Kyle's business about what's going on in her marriage? When your house and clean, you want to sweep on Kyle's doorsteps, Let's see what's going on in your house. I would have loved to see you, PK and boy George have a ponderosa about what's happening in your affairs. We didn't get a chance to see any of that.

You got mad that Erica threw you under the bus, because now we know that Erica allegedly was not just throwing shade. She was throwing the truth at your ass. And instead of playing truth or dare, you dared her to come at you, and when she did, you get mad. That was crazy. You literally have an issue in your marriage. And then you also reveal that you know Pique drinks a lot, So why were you so concerned about Kyle's drinking when you said your husband was drinking a lot.

You were confused about Kyle's decision to go sober when she doesn't have a drinking problem, but your husband, again, these are your words, dereit your husband out of your mouth, drinks a lot, and he was forty nine days sober, which is an amazing thing, amazing and I do mean that it's an amazing thing to get sober, and we should definitely applaud p came for that. My struggle is we did not get a chance to see any of

that in this very lukewarm season. You were so busy dying your hair brown from the beauty product you got on Marshall's that you weren't even able to be real in front of the cameras. That's a problem to eat. You want to expose Kyle's text message that she sent you the night before, but you want to expose that things happening in your life. Now. You see why Garsell really challenge you in your story because you tend to

not tell everybody everything that's going on. And that's the reason why we are very Yeah, I don't know, and something weird is going on with p K. I don't know what's going on with his businesses, or lack their up. P K is definitely the Peter Thomas of Billy Hills, and I love Peter Thomas. That's my boy, He's my lieber brother. I love Peetar honey. Yes, mean I have never flirted with Pee Tarr, yes, honey, but no, it dawned on me. P K is the PK is the

white Peter Thomas. They're just always something a little look interesting going on that you have to read about in the blogs. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, p K. What is going on in your life? What's going on with these investments? And there was Sun said that she heard from the streets of Hollywood Boulevards, Sunset Boulevard and Laurel Canyon that p K had a woman in the car. Guys,

do you see what's happening? First, Erica Jane gets asked at Bravo Khan okay, something about who do you think will be the next divorce and Erica says, do reading PK follow me here? Erica revealed at Bravo kon if there was any couple to get a divorce on Billy Hills, it would be p K. In deed. Then sudden reveals that she heard that PK had a woman in the car the night all this happened, I mean the night

he got arrested for DUI. Then then PK stays behind in London, I believe, while his wife was home alone with the kids, and this unfortunate robbery happened. Instead of where in the world is Carmen San Diego? Where in the world is PK? What milk carton? Is PK on the cover up because he's missing, We don't see him as often and we all know PK loves to be

in the women's business. Child And then when Andy asks to read, well, how are things that you and PK now, she took a three second deep breath and said much better. Who the fuck do you think we are to read? No one is believing that you and PK are in a great place because you neglected to even show us when you guys were in a bad place. You don't want to expose your marriage on national television, but you're

more comfortable exposing Kyle's text messages. So you and the red fabric you got out of our five at Marshall's and the baby hair that you stole, offer Jocelyne Hernandez vision board, you can go. This is not what we want to see. Such. The thing was such And she may not give us a lot of her personal life, but at least she gives something. You're not offering us anything. And it's hard for me to even feel like I'm able to make sure to even want to bring you back.

I just don't. I just don't have it for you. I don't. I just I tried to fight for you. In the words of Tyra Banks, we were rooting for you. We were all rooting for you and Sierra. If you have that SoundBite from Tyra Banks, play it now, girl. Speaking of fake we need to get into Tom Giraldi, who allegedly has dementia, christ who is gorgeous, and we call Crystal beautiful gowns over here in my Aretha Franklin voice. She's beautiful and she's always been beautiful and she will

forever remain beautiful. One thing about Crystal, she clocks in on the reunion. Now, she don't clock in doing the three months of filming, but the reunion she gives because it's a controlled environment and she knows she could check the girls without having to deal with her fourteen friends checking her. But I digress. Okay. So it was revealed that Tom Giraldi has to stand trial and that although he allegedly has dementia, the course decided that he is

capable of standing trial. And I didn't know this about Crystal. Crystal said that she works No Christa says she had a family member, I think a parent. I'm not if I'm not mistaken, who had dementia. So she works with the organization she works with people with dementia, which, by the way, Crystal, I love that about you. That's amazing because that's a tough, tough, tough job to have. So

kudos to Crystal for that. So to know that she has experience and knowledge about this particular disease, she finds it very strange that if Tom has dementia, why is he standing trial and if he had dementia for all these years. She said that the lifespan is nine years and that if he really has it at this stage in his life, it will be in the severe stage. And Erica looked at her like, you bitch, oo bitch, how dare you try to check me on the story

that I was told by my lawyers. Allegedly, Erica gave Crystal the depths there. Now, Crystal, I think you're beautiful, but we know good and dangon will booboo on no day on God's green Earth or Mother's natured Where you have ever said that to Erica's faith at a dinner party. You just would not have. You would have called e Marie and said, not only are these girls dumb uneducated, they're also liars. Let's call a spade a spade. But

I digress. So then Erica, who always clocks the baby, Erica clocked that tea and said, so, are you trying to say that he's lying? Yes, Erica and Crystal's like, child, but yes, did y'all catch that shady sidebar between Guardsell and Crystal when Guardseell's like, yeah, the story's where somebody's lying and Chrystal said, yeah, she has to be, and they panted to a shot of Erica's face. Look, it definitely is interesting. And I love Erica Jane. I think

she's a fabulous star. I've said this once, I'll say it twice. I do believe that Erica Jane had no idea what Tom was doing. I strongly believe that, I really do with that belief, I also believe that allegedly she got some great advice from him before he was diagnosed with dementia. I definitely think she had got some advice on how to deal with this, because she did not know. And I do believe she had no idea.

I know a lot of people think she did. I am one of the few people on the streets of Sutton Road on the corner of Beverly and Hill that Erica did not know. That's my belief. I believe that. Let me know what y'all think. I don't think she knew. Now, Tom standing trial is going to be very interesting because people do believe he's trying to play the card that

he's not mentally equipped. Yeah, it's just saddle around because at the end of the day, we are all care about the victims here, and they're the ones who got money stolen from them at the hands of Tom allegedly and the people within that organization allegedly. And I do again believe that Erica Jane had no idea. Then you have another lie, which is Sutton Sutton saying that, oh, well, I don't know. In Magic, Mike, you know that it was all this touching and stuff. Sutton stop it, Stop

it now. You got mad that no one touched you. You wanted to be touched by an angel, in this case, touch by Chipmandale. You wanted Mariah Carey's touch My Body Touch. You wanted to be touched like an Marie's second album, She's an R and B singer, look her up. You wanted to be touched like the A Marion song Sierra. If you have a chance, then again, don't see erra because I got time to pay for the publishing. Sutton.

You wanted to be touched the way the driver does when you guys are leaving the bar at four am, allegedly, And it's okay, it's okay to want to be touched. You wanted the Vegas Vixen's to touch you, and it's okay. You wanted Diana Ross's touch me in the more Na, Yes, honey. Suton woke up that morning with her cash in hand that she borrowed out of Duret's purse, getting ready for the Chimmingdale's. Honey, Sutton got up, touch me in the moment, Come on, Dana Ross. Okay, that's the type of touch

something wanting, Honey. She didn't want that cash mere touch. Honey, she wanted that Chipmingdale touch. Honey. I know that's why, Son, because I did too after watching it. Shit, I'm on your side, and this one says. But any who, Sun, it's okay. You wanted to feel desirable, you know, you wanted to make yourself feel like, Yes, I may be the woman here who has the most miles on my age, but I'm also desirable. I'm also able to have fun.

And when things did not go your way, you had a tantrum and then you're talking about all of these charities you're a part of and some librarian bullshit. It was like, girl, you wanted to be touched, and we get it, and it's okay. And I feel you, literally, I feel like you. I would have one of the same things. So and you're not gonna take me to magic mic and not get me on stage and lay down the way Kyle all did. We all wanted to be gyrated soon And it's all good. In the hood, honey,

in the hood that Kawa lives on child, So Soton girl. Anyways. Now one thing, Sutton, that Teddy Mellencamp, Yes, Teddy Walters, who I love. That's my friend. I do love me some Teddy Mellencamp. Make sure y'all buy tickets to see me and Teddy Mellencamp and Tamar Judge on April twenty fifth in the OC will be at the irvimprov Okay on Thursday, April twenty fifth, Get your tickets. Go on my Instagram page or Twitter at the Carlos King Underscore

and make sure you get your tickets. Okay, shameless plug AnyWho Sutton girl, Teddy said, honey, you be touching vodka. Honey, child, she said, touching the vodka? Honey. She said that you keep some liquor in your purse and I need to know what's going on with that one. Baby and Sutton got mad and talked about how vile it was. Did she deny it though? Did she say that's not true? Maybe she did, but then she went in on trying

to blame Kyle for not standing up for her. Sutton, you are not Kyle's best friend, Teddy Mellencamp is, why would she stand up for you? Garsell? Who is your TV best friend? She don't stand up for you. She's the one who told all of us you like to get banged in the back seat of an Uber by the driver allegedly, So why would you want Kyle to stand up for you? And then guys, girls and they listen up. When when Compton Kyle checked Sutton because Sun said,

you didn't even say it was a lie. You didn't say anything, Compton Kyle said, and I'm paraphrasing, well, I could have said more, but I didn't, and you should be glad that I didn't. That lets me know, honey, there may be some truth in what being Sutton's perse child Kyle was dropping dime. The fact that she said, be happy, I didn't say much, leave me alone. That lets me know something's going on with Sudden. And we know Garsell ain't gonna spill her tea at least now

while the cams are Roland. But yeah, that let me know something is definitely going on Sudden. We need to know boo boo, and are we gonna find out in part three? So look, I would give this reunion an eight. Like I said, it was an explosive. I really think this entire reunion, like this season, could have been wrapped up sooner than later. But I laughed, I laughed, I thought it was it was okay, it was good. I wasn't mad at it. It was good. You know it

was good. So anyways, rain Drops, I made the announcement at the top of the show, but I'll make it again. Reality with the King is going on tour. I have announced four stops that I'm making on my tour. On April thirteenth, I would be in Jersey City with the Queen of Jersey, Teresa Judas. So yes, Teresa Judais is my guest April thirteenth at Jersey City and the venue is called the White Eagle. Okay, White Eagle Hall in

Jersey City. That is Saturday, April thirteenth. On Monday, April twenty second, I will be in Atlanta with Tamar Braxton as City Winery in Atlanta. Again Monday, April twenty second, Tamar Braxton and me at City Winery in Atlanta. And then on Thursday, April twenty fifth, I will be with two teas in a pod co host Tama Judge and Teddy Mellicamp at the Irvine m prov and Baby, you best believe I'm gonna ask Teddy all about Sutton and

her purse and the alleged liquor in a booboo. We're gonna get into it and then on Mother's Day Sunday, May twelfth, I will be joined by the ladies of my creation, Love and Marriage DC. So we got Ashley Urina Winter Enjoy and that is set again Sunday May twelfth at the Howard Theater in DC. So to purchase your tickets, make sure you go on my Instagram and Twitter at the Carlos King Underscore click the link in the bio to buy your tickets and I cannot wait

to see y'all in person. Thank you for listening to Reality with the King. New episodes drop on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Share, comment, follow and subscribe to Reality with the King. Wherever you get your podcast, visit Reality Withtheking dot com and be sure to follow me at d Carlos King Underscore, on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok and Yes Baby, my YouTube channel where you can get all of my visuals, baby, my expressions. Yeah, and don't forget Tweet me your thoughts and hot takes about

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