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We are going to talk about two housewives shows. Okay, First, we're going to get into the Real Housewives of New York City Reunion Parts one and two, in addition to the season premiere of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. But first let's get I'm laughing before I start. We must give a Razzie Award for the most wacky performance by a real housewife out of Reunion to Uba. I

don't know what the fuck I just watched. And Uba is a prime example of how housewives acts when she knows her pink slip is in a Manila envelope post to stamped. It's notorized Honey is stamped by Joseph R. Biden. Because the walking papers that Uba is getting to receive Honey is the reason why she gave a wacky performance. And I like Uba. I've said this before. Uba is somebody who is meant to be seen. She's a beautiful woman, She's a gorgeous model. Not everybody who's gorgeous has the

personality to be on reality television. And because Uba, who clearly was the least exciting to look at and Mike Kim Kardashian boys, and when I say look at, I mean in terms of watching her on a reality television, Uba is the least exciting to watch on this show. And I really wanted to stand for her and like her. And look, I'm not mad at a person who knows that her walking papers are going to arrive to business

days after the final episode of the reunion airs. I'm not mad at a person who's like, I have to give this my all because I'm not aware that I'm not gonna be on this show anymore. And that's exactly what she was giving at this reunion. I mean she literally would just blurt stuff out out of nowhere. They're not even on topic, and she's reading Jennifer Phil she's reading Sigh, she's reading Aaron, she read Brand, she's reading everybody, except she's not reading the room. Honey, do I need

to hire LeVar Burton to read the reading Rainbow for you? Says, what are you doing? You made yourself look crazy on this reunion. I understand you had to make yourself unforgettable and my nat King Cold Boys featuring Natalie Cold, but miss Mama's your behavior at this reunion was borderline cocoa puffs. It was cuckoo La la. It was insanity. And I was trying to follow you and say, Okay, well maybe she has a point, but Baby, points were not made.

You didn't score any points. You scored a foul an airball. Where's Taylor Swift to teach me football language? Because I don't know any football a swifties Uba. Okay, anyways, child, let me just continue on this reunion, So Uba, who deserves a Razzie Award. I was just distracted by UBA's performance because I think me, along with Andy and the rest of the girls were just confused by what she

was saying. And it makes me also wonder did someone prep her and say, miss Thing, you have to give it something because look, when you had a reunion show and you are the third seat, that means you weren't the star. Truly, it is what it is. And I'm not saying I agree with all of the seating assignments from this franchise. I don't think Side should have been third seed. I think Jenna Alliance and size of the switch sides, but Uber clearly being on the third seat.

I think she also knew what time it was right. But let's get back to Jena Alliance since I just mentioned her name. Is it just me or did you guys also notice how every single housewife was kissing her ass in the part war reunion. I mean, she doesn't even need Charman tall a tissue. All she has to use are the tongues from these other housewives. Who were literally licking her ass talking about, oh my gosh, you're this,

You're that, you're that. And what bothers me about summer reunion shows is some reality stars used the reunion to give themselves a makeover because they read the comments and they're trying to impress the audience and because Jenna Lions is.

I can't believe I'm saying this because I disagree with it, but because Jennalliance is sort of like the fan favorite for a lot of these housewife fans, all of the other girls realized that we need to be on the good side of Jennelions and the way they were licking her asshole it was it was. It was crazy to watch these women suck up to her in a way that it even made Jenna feel uncomfortable. Like, guys, I appreciate the love, but damn, like this is even too

much for me. You guys have given me more love than the women I've dated in the past or present. It was too much. I didn't like it at all, And then it was it was just weird to me. But again, some of these women wanted to used the reunion to make things right because they saw the public perception that some of the fans had about them, especially because they are first seasoned housewives, and that's exactly what they were doing, So that part was confusing to me.

I didn't like it at all. And then the only other thing that stood out to me besides UBA's performance, was the fact that I really do like Bran like I'm low key obsessed with the brand. I think she's gorgeous. I think she's a star. She was made to be on television. Brian, to me, although I love her and brind if you're listening, because I know you are, I love you. I think you're great. I think you're the future of this reboot. I think the show should revolve

around you. In my opinion, you and Aaron and Jessel Inside to me are stars. I love the four of you.

I thank you for a great Brin is a brown noser, though Brinn wants to be on the side of the fan favorites, so not only was she kissing the ass of Jenna Lyons, I also saw how she was trying to hype up Jessel and it was just very weird to watch because my thing is this, It's one thing to have your girls back, but throughout the whole reunion, I just felt like Brent said back and said, I know who I need to be friends with on this show, and that is I need to align my sales with

the fan favorite and the other fan favorite is so a lot of the fans love Jessel. I think Jesslo's a great housewife. I love Jessel's personal story. I love the fact that her husband can take his frequent fly your miles and go and have a sandwich on a plane going to Afghanistan and then stays it for a day and then comes back and not bang his wife. Look, if that's what flows your boat, honey, who am I to interrupt that? Okay, So the thing with Jesso is

I think Jesslo is great too. What I found to be so interesting and this has nothing to do with the reunion. So apparently jess was featured in the Rolling Stone magazine and the headline was the Real Housewives of New York City is Jessel's show, And of course she posted it and then Brant made a comment, Yeah, it's your show and we're all just living and we're background players. I'm like, Brian, you don't have to do all of that.

Sais like this one thing to support your girl, but don't dish yourself to make another woman feel like she's superior than you. Like bad move, says take a page out of the Ramona Singer handbook. The way she made sure to let Bethany know. You may be the fan favorite, but bitch, I am the time internal time, Brian, I'm gonna need you to be like that because you are

the future of the show, not Jesse to me. So when the Rolling Stone article came out, a lot of the fans said, see, we told you guys, Jessel's the fan favorite, and I'm like, do you guys not understand what's happening. Jessel is a publicist. When you are a publicist, especially one in New York City, you have relationships with a lot of publications. I hope you guys are aware that Jessel allegedly all she did was contact the Rolling fucking Stone editor pr people and made sure she was

featured in the online website. Do we honestly think that the Rolling Stone editors who are featuring the greatest one hundred songs of all time that they're watching the Real Housewives of New York City and that they really do think Jessel is the face of the show. That was nothing but Jessel allegedly using her connections and her contacts to one up these people. What I saw from Jessel

this two par reunion, Jessel's feeling herself. Jessel is believing the hype based on the comments that she's reading, based on what she's putting out there, because she's a publicist and it's her job to publicize other people. So what makes you guys think she's not going to publicize herself. Anybody who believes that Jessel earn that Rolling Stone feature, I think you guys are also the same people who think that Uba is the future of a reality show.

Uba is the future of a catwalk. That's it. So I'm seeing signs from Jessel that she's becoming a bit of a diva and that she's believing the hype and that she really does believe she's the face of the show. And I'm just saying, guys, watch out for that. Because that Rolling Stone article, which should have been hashtag ad because that's all it was, it gave very much paid sponsorship,

paid promotion. That's what it gave to me allegedly. Okay, moving on, So one of the highlights of partsy reunion to me was I really did enjoy seeing the ladies get emotional about the personal story. I love hearing about Brent's backstory. I love the fact that Brynn said that when people ask about her race, she says she's a black woman because she's now I'm not gonna put words

her mom, but she's now comfortable being in that space. Again, she didn't say that verbatim, and I don't want to like misquote her, but I appreciated her honesty there, and then I appreciated hearing more about PSI bitch. The fact that SI's husband kicked the mam at the house and then three months later she passed away. Now what all makes sense as to why SI is this tough woman, because that's a lot to deal with, and obviously it's

not Size's fault that her mother passed away. But I now have a greater understanding of SI, because you would anybody, any child, would feel a bit responsible for the fact that, yes, I know my mom got drunk around you know our kid, and yeah, we're dealing with this and she's living under our roof, so we got to put her out. Not look, I probably would have put her up into a rehab center, not Central Park. You know, I probably would have made

those steps, I think, And again i'm not judging. Obviously it's a horrible situation, but I'm happy that SI was able to share that part of her life because I definitely think it allowed us to really understand her more. And look, I've said this on this podcast several times. A lot of y'all don't like sigh, and I guess it, but I love her because I like any woman or person for that matter, who is authentically themselves, and I

feel like Si is not pretending to be anybody but herself. Now, the rain drops did tell me that miss Pi, you allegedly don't own your brownstone and that you're renting it out. Let's have a moment of silence for that. So look, that's what the brain drops said. Si. Now I don't know if that's true or not, but I had your back sets and I was telling my listeners how much I love you, and then honey, they went on my comment page, honey and said Si is a liar and

she lies about owning the brownstone, but that she's renting it. Oh, look, if that's the case, that's the case. I'm literally only referring to how Sai is on the show, and I like her. I like Si a lot, and I want her to come back, and I think she deserves to come back. Moving on to Uba and this phone. So Uba talked about the phone and how she was angry at Aaron because Aaron had the phone longer than forty

five minutes. And she gave this whole explanation about being a single woman and family needing to get into contact with her, which, by the way, I do believe, I do believe. I believe that's fifty percent of where her botheredness came from. Okay, I think she was bothered by that for sure, because of those reasons when it comes to her family, she is a single woman. Now, this is the gag of the gag gett get get get gags.

The real reason, in my opinion, that Uba was upset about her phone being missing is because Uba did not want any of these girls at that time to know about this white man that she was seeing in Connecticut. Yes, Aha moment. Ooh, do y'all hear it? Yes? Cute the sound effects, that's what we call an aha moment. Now, y'all see why at the time these girls went on the girl's trip, Uba clearly was in the relationship with

this man that she was keeping a secret. Uba was highly upset about her phone being missing because she did not want any of these girls to go through her phone seeing the text messages with this man she was keeping a secret. That's the real reason. That's the fifty percent of the reason why she had the attitude why she wanted to fuck airing up. She felt violated for

those reasons. She also felt violated because, let's be clear, she also wanted to make sure she could check her bank account to make sure this man put the money through the ABA swip code allegedly. I'm just saying I ain't mad missus Uba chick. Yeah, get a girl. But that's the real reason why she was mad. Now it all makes sense, and that's the reason why it's hard for me to connect with Uba, because as pretty and

gorgeous and stunning as she is, something's missing. And I think what's missing is a personality that is palpable for reality t vision. So as we conclude this reboot of the Real Housewives of New York City once again, I only would like to continue this new endeavor with jessel Brand, Aaron, and cy and I want three new girls to come on the show. The show has potential. If I have to rate this season, I would give the Real Housewives of New York City reboot a grade of a C plus.

It wasn't horrible, it wasn't great. It was definitely okay. But it does have potential to be great. But that all depends on the casting. Do not cast another woman on this show who wants to hide her relationship. And yes, Uba, we've now seen the boyfriend who conveniently was posing on the rick carpet at an event with you, which to me was another desperate attempt to show the world that you deserve to continue holding an apple. But baby, let's

be clear that apple is rotten. Give it to the teacher, plant that bitch down into the backyard, because that apple needs to be sliced and dice in a ninja blender, make us smoothly out of it, and hand it to the next woman to fulfill your six inch heels. All right, rain drops, Now we're gonna get into the Real Housewives of Beverley Hills season premiere. Okay, y'all know me. I'm gonna cut to the chase. Y'all know, I love this show.

I love the Real Housewives of Billy Hills. And by the way, congratulations, Although, like I said to you guys before, live ratings aren't what networks care about anymore. They care about Life plus three or Life plus seven delayed viewing, but we have to get prosper props is due, So congrats to the Real Housewives of Beverley Hills for reaching over one million viewers live. Over one million people watched the premiere and the one hour it was on, So

congrats to these ladies. Now I'm gonna keep it real. The Real house Eyes of Billie Hills season premiere was a slow start. It was slow. I told you guys my podcast months ago that it was going to be a slow start because nothing was happening for months and baby, based on that premiere, shit wasn't happening. And by the previews of this week's episode, bitch, nothing's sillen happening. I think we're in for a slow burn when it comes to this season of Billy Hills. Let's talk about it.

Let's talk about let's talk about it. Obviously, the elephant in the room is the fact that we know that Kyle and Maursio's relationship is at the forefront of the season. And what I did like about this premiere is U'm like the Atlanta premiere to where we had to wait months before we got an inkling of juice of Durham Raps issues. I appreciated the fact that at least in the premiere episode we were able to see what was

going on between Mauricio and Kyle. Kyle is over Mauricio when he mentioned the tattoos and he kept calling her love being. Now, look, y'all know I stand for Kyle. She's my favorite housewife, and y'all know I love Mauricio. He's a friend of reality with the King. But when I was watching this scene between Kyle and Mauricio and I wonder if my rain drops also noticed it, I felt like they were both putting on for the cameras.

I felt like that scene was shot after they made the announcement, and that through the power of editing, they fast tracked that to put that in the premiere episode. I really think that's what happened. It was too convenient that out of the blue cameras are landing in their home to catch this conversation about Mauricio not knowing what was on his wife's body. It was too convenient. So let me explain something to you, rain drops. We in

the business would call that a pickup scene. Okay. So a pickup scene is when you record a scene with cast members that is out of the order of sequence in their lives. Okay. So, for example, in the premiere episode, obviously Maurici and Kyle did not file or not filed, did not announce their separation, right, we know that's coming much later in the season. And what we also know in real life is the fact that the season was wrapped. Okay, the season was wrapped when Kyle and Mauricio announced the

separation on the fourth of July of this year. So a pickup scene is when you tape a scene out of order. So I believe that the scene we just watched that ended the premiere episode that was taped after July fourth, twenty twenty three. And what they did was they added that at the end of the episode, which is why nothing before that scene warranted a one oh one between Kyle and Mauricio. At least they knew that the fans are tuning in because they want to know

what are we going to witness between these two? And that's what they gave us. So that's what you call a pickup scene. And when Mauricio kept calling her love being, I thought, look, bitch, I've been watching Beverley Hills since Camille Grammar was twerking on a poll at the nightclub in New York City giving you Britney spears. You drove me crazy music video teas. I've been watching Beverley Hills that long, honey, and correct me if I'm wrong. I

have never heard Mauricio call Kyle love being. Not only have I never heard Mauricio called Kyle love being, he said it four times. Will love being don't do that well, love being no more tattoos, love being love I'm like love being. Your wife allegedly is getting tossed by a bean of a woman who looks like the country singer version of Lil Wayne Morgan gives me a gangst the country singer from Waco, Texas or is it Waco? Morgan

is a thug, a pitbull in cowboy boots. Morgan is a blood or a crypt Morgan used to be signed with depth Bro Records. Morgan and Sush Knight are buddies. I believe Morgan has a blade in her mouth. Kyle left fine ass, pretty born Mauricio and got with a thug missus, all alleged anyways, So Marizio can't refer I can't believe. I'll just call Morgan the country version of Lil Wayne, tattoos on the neck and all baby okay, but such as life, the show should be called The

Real Housewives of Compton. The way Kyle's messing with the most gangster country singer I have ever seen. But I digress AnyWho. So then Kyle made a comment that I thought was so interesting, and that's when I said, yeah, this is a pickup scene because this isn't This did not happen in the time of sequence that you guys

are trying to make it seem me dead. When Kyle said no, it's my body and I'm gonna do what I want to do with it, it was very, in my opinion, rehearsed like she wanted to make this declaration that I'm changing any evolving and because of what happened bet to me and Kathy, I'm now going to take up for myself and defend myself. It just didn't seem natural to me, just like Durreed's brunette hair isn't natural. But that's a whole other topic for another day. Child

de Rey, please go back to blonde. I mean, I beg of you. I beg of you. Please please please go back to blonde. AnyWho. So that I just was like, first of all, he's calling you love being, and then secondly you're telling him it's your body and you're gonna do what you want to do with it. And look, I believe that nobody should have agency over a woman's body. I don't think anybody should have agency over anyone's body. Is your body, your choice, do what you want to

do with it. So I do agree with her. And then she said in her confessionals, yeah, you know, it's a problem when your husband doesn't know how many tattoos you have in your body. It kind of shows you where things are between me and Mauricio. And I'm just like, huh,

this is hmmm. So then after that, Kyle goes on Watch What Happens Live and she revealed that she was the one who initiated the separation, which and y'all know, I love you some Kyle and Kyle, if you're listening or Teddy or Tamra bitch at this point, Kyle, if you just let us know that you are in the Lady Pond in a skims bikini or matter of fact, you're in the Lady Pond skinny dipping you and your magic tattoos. You are underwater, baby, baby, you are under siege. Honey,

you are a mermaid. You're so much in the Lady Pond. Honey, you are literally basking into the depths of the sea. Honey, is giving sea moss. It's giving Kyle that lady palm must be good. Honey. Is it saltwater? I mean, what is it? Is it some bass in a baby? Are we are we? Are we playing with fish? Are we hooking fish? What are we doing? This Lady Pond? Miss Mama's You are so far into this Lady Pond, Honey, you literally are the little mermaid you are. And guess

that's what Kyle. I'm here for it. I think I think it's fine for you to experiment. And one thing about watch what Happens live that I don't know if you guys caught this. Andy never once asked her, so are you and Morgan in a sexual relationship. Are you and Morgan dating? Is Morgan your girlfriend? Did y'all notice that none of those questions were asked? Yeah, because Kyle

obviously used Jesse. The publicists from New York City took a page out of her book and said, I'm the first guest on your show after the premiere, I know you're going to ask me the questions. I would like to refrain from being asked these questions. That's what happened, clearly, that's what happened. So that, to me was the highlight of the premiere. Dereiy and her brown hair looking like Martha Stewart, I'm just noting. I'm not I'm not, I'm not here for it. Dereek was given the none part

three t's I mean, I I'm just not. I'm not here for it. I'm not here for that. Listen. It was a slow burn. I appreciated the personal story story with Guardsell and her sons. I didn't enjoy that scene. I really enjoyed that scene, So kudos to guardself were giving us that. I really really enjoyed that scene because that was real. I think it was the realist scene of the premiere. I love that one. I mean, I love hearing that Sutton is getting three hundred thousand dollars

a month for alimony allegedly. I love that, But everything else not so much. And what the fuck did Crystal say in this whole episode? Crystal in her pink, juicy couture sweatsuit, she arrived at Dureid's Ego Women event and didn't say a word. Did she say anything this entire episode. I just can't believe Crystal has fans. Crystal is not a great housewife. Crystal is boring. And listen, I think she's a very pretty I think Crystal lives a great life.

Anytime in the premiere episode, you don't say a word. There's a problem here, Houston. We have a problem. This is your last season, Crystal, and I hope you know that. Crystal listen to me, says this is your last season. So whatever you do, do not divorce your husband because you are not going to have a job after this season. And now I know why, and the least the new Black Housewife that's coming on soon, I think I not know why she read you and said she made you relevant.

And the and the teaser that we saw on the super Tease Crystal, what are you? What are you here to do? I don't care about the Lion King that your husband scored that, whatever he did with it, that's fantastic, But Crystal, are you going to bring anything to this season? Honey? It's a chop, Crystal, you are a chop. It's time to go. Mama, You're not coming back next season. And please don't pull an uber and throw things at the

wall hoping something sticks. No, it's time to go. Anyways, this premiere, in my opinion, it was missing Lisa Rena. It was missing somebody that could add some interesting information or interesting outlook. We'll see how the rest of his season of Folds is still very early. Obviously, I'm only talking about the premiere, but I gotta be honest with you, guys.

I have heard that it's a slow start, which is why they resurrected Denise Richards and once Erica read her for filth and her only fans page that Denise Richards never came back to the show. She couldn't take the heat she got off the kitchen. Honey, So no, no, so this premiere, listen, there were some things I liked. I think overall, I'm being honest, I give it a C plus. We're only interesting stick in Kyle and Mauricio.

I hope you guys know that, which is why I think over a million people tune in to the premiere because we wanted to see, like, Okay, what are they going to give us with Kyle and Mauricio, And they gave us something, so I appreciated that. But yeah, Beverly Hills, you guys are the number one franchise, and y'all gotta deliver because Salt Lake City is coming for you. Orange County had his best season in years between that in Salt Lake City, y'all gonna have to do more than this.

Y'all need to find a Monica in the nine on two and zero. And just like they brought back Tamra, Judge is now looking like rain drops, y'all may need to also bring back Lee Saranna. Stay tuned. Thank you for listening to Reality with the King. New episodes drop every Tuesday, Share, comment, follow, and subscribe to Reality with

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