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Welcome. Podcast from the HBO Late Night series, Real Time with Bill. Start the clock. Well people, thank you very much. I appreciate it. Thank you. All right. Thank you people. Great to see you. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. All right. Thank you. Thank you so much So glad you're in a good mood. Thank you very much. Thank you. I I I know why you're happy today. Because uh Trump said today we will not be using nuclear weapons in Iran.

I didn't know that was on the table, but okay, let's uh okay that Oh, this a ranway. It's a little it's gotten a little groundhog day, isn't it? It's always kind of the same story every week. We're seizing their boats, they're seizing our boats. It's less like a war and more like a Florida divorce. Uh no. You block me? No, I block you. Straight or hormose, you think you can fuck it up? Oh we could fuck it up. That's our plan now, is to win slowly by destroying their economy.

Hopefully their economy. Yeah, it was it was Earth Day this week, but we found out we still use a lot of oil. Uh nobody can afford gas. This week Tiger Woods crashed his bicycle. Wow. Eric Swallow. has been turning off the engine of the car when he gets blown now. He just Really? Still some residual affection for Eric Swalwell wow. Okay. But uh no, it's not just gas, you know, ev i it turns out everything is made of petroleum products. Did you see this week? Condoms?

Who knew condoms? Condoms, yes. They're getting trapped in the Strait of Hormuz. So condoms are now very scarce and very expensive. More bad news for Mike Vrabel. The condom situation is so serious that we are changing the name from Operation Epic Fury to the Trojan War. And yet lately Trump on the war has been so chill. Have noticed that? I know it's not like him de Vera radically.

But you know, a couple of weeks ago it was if you don't do what do we say today, I'm gonna destroy your civilization, bomb the shit out of you, you think your pencils and dolls are expensive. Whoa, you okay. And now it's like, is it really a war? It's more of a situation, really, I think. And the problem is he keeps saying we won and we didn't. We didn't. Hormuz is not open. The the people did not do an uprising. Sorry.

And in social media he keeps rubbing their noses in the victory we don't have. Every day. Every day he tweets out stuff that's inflammatory and contradictory, all these bullshit claims. I gotta I gotta say, you can say what you want about his negotiating tactics. One tactic you can't get him on is the silent tree. Thank you. Turns out the one thing we are really good at is killing uh their leaders who are too stupid

to go underground uh when we're trying to kill them. That's that's what we're gonna the the current Ayatollah, who's the son of the old Ayatollah, turns out he's very gravely wounded, he was badly burned, can hardly speak. Uh when he sentences people to death now he has to do it with a look. Thank you. In the middle of this war, here's big news uh Pete Hegseth fired a white guy.

Yeah, uh the Secretary of the Navy. And uh wow this w well this guy must have done some bad shit. You know, that that doesn't happen a lot with Pete Higgset. But it was either a war crime or knowing that administration, uh there was a picture of him with huge fake balloon tits. It's one of the two. There's a lot of talk this week about drinking in the Trump administration, which is ironic as Trump is a complete teetotaler, but you know, Pete Heggseth, there was Rumors about him.

Head of the FBI, Cash Patel. He is suing the Atlantic. He denies it, but they wrote an article saying he drinks too much. Uh the Labor Secretary this week resigned among allegations that she drinks too much on the job, had she that she had an affair. With her security guy. uh and was, you know, going on trips and I and I I think that's true that she might be a bit of a party girl. Because well, because

She she once said, uh as Labour Secretary, my first priority is to improve twerking conditions. That's an indication right. And here's exciting news. The Michael Jackson movie opens today. Showings are seven, nine, and eleven. Just like the victims. All right, we've got a great show. We have Sarah Isdar and Chris Clinton. Yeah, but first up.

He is a best-selling author and a U.S. Army veteran, and he currently serves as the 63rd Governor of Maryland, Governor Westmore. Oh my God. Look at you're loved here in California. It's nice out. You're in California, you're on real time, you must be running for president. No? I am not. No!

It's so uh it's so funny because you know the GOP is uh is uh like like historically unpopular now and yet every week I have people on this show, Josh Sapiro, uh Alyssa Slotkin, uh You know, you uh G Gabin Newsom is here next week, Andy Bash no one's running. No one's ready. It's a great opportunity. No one w maybe I should do it, because no one wants to do it. I don't understand. I think...

I I've I've always said, you know, uh everybody can do what they want. Um but my thing is this is that my state is under a sovereign. You know, I've had over thirty one thousand people fired in the past year by Donald Trump and J.D. Van. That's because a lot of federal workers live in Maryland. Because a lot of them live in Maryland. federal government is there. Yeah, yeah.

or making sure that our planes are not colliding. Or or giving veterans like myself, making sure they can get the the medication that they need. And those are the people who Donald Trump and JD Vance went after first. So my point is this, you know, our battle is now. Well, I mean I do think the the midterms are gonna be a blowout. I think the Democrats are gonna are gonna Clean up. Well, I I uh No, I don't think they can vote. I'm not worried about that.

My point is what does that mean? Right? I mean like listen, I think it's very important that the Democrats can can win Congress, um, but but what then are we going to do?

Because we have to be very clear and and I and I take this from a very personal perspective where I mean I don't come from a political family. You know, I come from a family frankly who's used to suffering the consequences of policies and not used to make And when you ask many members of my family about bad policies that we've had to deal with my entire life, they couldn't tell you if a Democrat was the author or a Republican was the author.

They just know it was just a stupid policy. And so I just think that we need to make sure that we have to be able to control what in many ways is just a completely lawless Federal administration right now. However, Our job, our job just can't be each. Now we can push back. We've actually got to figure out what is pushed forward.

actually look like? What does it mean to actually create a society that people can actually root for it? What does it mean to make sure that you can have child care that people can afford and making sure that people can get back to the workforce without wondering, are my kids going to be okay? What does it mean to make sure that we can have safe streets?

In our neighborhoods. So like if the goal of all of this in November is to say, yes, we can now, you know, do subpoenas against the president, then frankly, I think the American people are gonna look at us and say that's not a What policies are you talking about?

Yeah. This one big is like I mean uh d Obamacare, that helped. That didn't hurt, right? Right. Okay. Right. I mean Medicare, Social Security, I mean th that's going back a ways, but the the nineteen sixty four Civil Rights Act, the Voting Rights Act. I mean it's uh it even the EPA creation of the E I mean these are policies the government created. Correct. Mostly by Democrats, not all. Um what are you talking about?

I'm talking about like for example, if you look at what we're doing inside of the state of Maryland, it's just simply saying, are you going to do what you say you're going to So for example, in no in my state, when I said we are going to make sure we're going to invest in children.

Because it is it is ridiculous that you have parents that are trying to figure out, can I go back to the workforce or can I make sure my kids are gonna be okay? And so that's why in Maryland we've made the largest investments in child care scholarships in the United States of America, right? To get people back to work.

When we said that we're gonna invest in housing, and because housing is too expensive all over this country and in the state of Maryland. And I said, well, you know what? Who's the largest landowner in the state of Maryland? Guess what? It's the state of Maryland.

So I said then you know what? We're gonna take a look at all available state-owned land and land that is near transit, near trains, near buses. I wanna access to all that land and we are going to build affordable housing on that land to get more housing for.

This is about what are we doing to be able to push back, to make sure we're going out to these corporations in these supermarkets. Who are price gouging people when they walk into supermarkets? We made Maryland the first state in the country that now bans price gouging and price manipulation. So when you go into a supermarket, they can't use your data against you when you go to the checkout count.

So you'd rather do that than what they're doing in New York, which is city run. I mean that's what Mayor what you I see you laugh. Yeah, no, no. And I say good, laugh. Because that's ridiculous. But that's what they're doing. I mean that's and and of course, you know, we find out now that the s the supermarkets that are around the areas where the city plans to put their supermarket are very pissed off because they're like, Well, of course, how are we going to compete?

Uh but you know, Mayor Mandami, that that's extreme socialism, some would say communism. But y so you're not for that, because I feel like the Democratic Party has two wings now. One would be Democratic socialist. That's the term they use. Montame is one, Bernie Sanders. I mean, there are several others. AOC? Right. And then there's what I would call democratic classic. Which are you? Yeah. Well I'm I'm gonna be very honest. I mean like I when I the Democratic Party didn't choose me

Right, when I ran for governor, the Democratic Party put millions of dollars to try to stop me. It just happened the people of Maryland had a different point of view. And the people of Maryland made me the governor, but no party boss and no party made me the governor. And I like that because there is no I I honestly believe if you just swallow a party ideology, you're probably not thinking hard enough. And I don't care what party. All right. Yeah. Thank you.

But when but when I talk about what are the things that we've got to make sure we're focusing on, uh, you know, when it comes to when it comes to us, I believe that oftentimes the Democratic Party is this, you know, we have to stop being the party of no and slow and start being the party of yes and na.

Right. Start being the party that actually moves to address with the kind of urgency that people are requesting. If I'm telling you that listen, I, the school that my kids are attending is not preparing them for college or career, I don't want to hear you tell me and that's why I'm gonna do a six-year study on

Okay, but you mentioned scholarships before and I mean this is something Democrats they are the party of education, that is their portfolio. So they should either own it for good or bad. Absolutely. Okay. But like in uh Pennsylvania, Governor Shapiro not running for president. He's he's eliminated the need for a degree, a college degree. You have done that too. So you're on that page.

Yeah, because I mean because listen, I I we we have eliminated this idea that somehow how we should be grading for our our high schools is based on your four year college acceptance rate. Because that's not the right that's a that's an indicator, but that that's not something that we should be looking at. So we've actually quadrupled the amount of slots in trade programs and apprenticeship programs for our young people so that we believe in our four-year colleges and we invest in them.

But if someone doesn't want to go to a four-year college, we still need to make sure they have a path for long-term economic success and economic mobility. and so You have a while. We've allowed these four year colleges to be able to dominate this conversation as if they are the end all in be all be all. And frankly, I mean I think uh I think Einstein I think was the one who said it that if you tell a fish that the definition of a genius is c of genius is climbing a tree.

Then that fish will always feel like it's insufficient. We need to make sure that all of our young people understand that there is a place for them and there's a place for their long-term success, regardless of what academic pathway they chose to go choose to go down.

Uh Governor Newsom here, I think he's on our show next week, also not running for president, completely not running for president. Uh he said if the Democrats want to win uh again they they have to be his quote was more culturally normal. Uh how do you interpret that uh statement and w w w w would you agree with that? Um listen, I I I don't um what I would say is this, is that the Democrats don't have a messaging problem. We have a results problem.

There's a results problem when we are turning around and not producing the kind of results with the kind of speed that is necessary and required. And you know who exploited that beautifully? Donald Trump. Because Donald Trump Donald Trump was a fantastic vessel for the frustration. Right? He points things out like nobody else's business. He's just not a vehicle for the solution.

Donald Trump was the one who was pointing out, you know what, we've done all this work around electric vehicles and all this kind of thing and passed a big bill around it. And do you know how many electric charging stations we had by December of 2024? Thirty-seven. He pointed out the fact that we are stand now still watching inflation continue to rise. Now, he's done nothing but watch inflation rise under him as well. But again, he is a fantastic vessel for the frustration.

I have an honest belief, and I think about it again with my with my own family. I joined the army when I was 17 years old. And there's a philosophy we turned that we learned when I was seventeen, leave no one behind. I think if the Democratic Party can continue to embrace this idea of leave no one behind and making sure we can move with the speed and urgency.

That people don't feel like they're being left behind, then we're not gonna have an electoral problem again. And you've actually just fixed your messaging problem by actually addressing with real results. Don't you think the Democrats have a problem with their primaries? I mean everybody does, because it only encourages the the far extreme wing of the party. That's true of the Republicans, too. I mean if you were to r run for president, I'm not saying you are.

Of course. But you would have to get through the primary process. Now we talked about this when we had lunch at my friend's recently I said I think You're a great one to do it in the Democratic Party because you wear the magic armor. It's just the truth that a black candidate can say things and and has permission to be more centrist in the Democratic Party than a white candidate. Would you agree with that?

Uh I I think b I think that the the closed primary process has run its course. Um you know, because I think the problem is the fastest growing political party in this country right now is independence. It's people who are saying, I do not affiliate with Democrats and I do not affiliate with Republicans. Here's the problem: Independents cannot vote until November.

Their voice cannot be heard. And when you're looking at the massive gerrymandering that's taken place, for example, in the Congress, where over ninety-two percent of these congressional districts, they're even ninety-two percent, are not competitive. By November it doesn't matter. And so if that's the system that we have, you have a system where more and more people are disenfranchised, more and more people are taken out of the process.

And so I think the whole idea of a closed primary system is one that has to be reevaluated because if you believe in democracy, then let people's voices be heard and don't make them be have to affiliate with a political party. Well you're good at this. I never got you down. You never got me down, Ray. Governor Westmore, I'll see you after the show. If you're coming back for overtime, great. I'll see you.

Couldn't get him down. All right. He hosts the Chris Cuomo Project Podcast on the fastest growing cable news show Cuomo on News Nation. Chris Cuomo is here with us. Okay, she's the editor of the dispatch's SCOTUS blog, whose new book is called Last Branch Standing, Sarah Isgar. Sarah, great to have you back.

Let's take a break from the war this week, shall we? It does seem to be just uh groundhog day. So uh uh this is the big story today. The d the Justice Department is dropping its criminal investigation of Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell. Now this gets us something I want to ask you about because you have this theory that, you know, we're actually blocking Trump more than uh people say. And I've I've read that too. Now the Fed chair, the Fed is

Is that is that monetary policy or fiscal policy? One right, one of them is Okay. Well, I was I was just letting you go. It's monetary. Monetary. Okay, they're two different things, but it's important. And these are one of those norms we never used to fuck with, but of course Trump fucks with every norm. Uh so and Jerome Powell, he's the chairman of the Fed, and he did not do what Trump wanted. And Trump has one speed when you defy him publicly at least, which is I'm going to kill you.

So he went after he w listen to that he went after Jerome Pell. You know what for? Redecorating. I'm not joking. They were building a new headquarters and there were cost overruns. Like Trump would not know about cost overruns in buildings. So he had his attack dog Janine Pirot, the US attorney there now go after him. The judge said essentially zero evidence in this case. But it does bring up this point, you know.

Is Trump being blocked more? I mean you say it's the court the Supreme Court is doing it, right? Yeah, legally he's being blocked at every turn. The Supreme Court has blocked him on alien enemies for immigration. They blocked him on federalizing the National Guard in Chicago. They blocked him on tariffs. There's definitely gonna block him on birthright citizenship. Is that gonna Mailin voting is coming, although that at least is a statutory question for Congress in theory.

Uh the question of whether someone can apply for asylum at the southern border though, that's an executive action. Uh Lisa Cook is still a governor on the Federal Reserve because the Supreme Court blocked President Trump's ability to remove her. But, and this is where I think you and I might agree, the Supreme Court, the lower courts can block Trump every which way, all these indictments against James Comey or law firms or universities. But there is a political cost.

There is still the fact that then people are afraid of being sued. People are afraid of being indicted and it changes their behavior. So he may lose legally and still win politically, culturally, normatively. That's not good. No, he uh Yeah.

Yeah, I I know this personally. Okay. You know. I mean a lot of us in the media do. What's it like to be targeted by the President of the United States? I'd rather be engaged than just not engaged at all. I think as long as the'cause he uh he has said once and I I think he's right about these, he said what people don't get about me is I have no permanent enemies.

Like one day you're out, next day you're in, next day it's like it never happened. I'd rather have it that way and talk to'em and keep keep the dialogue going because, you know, I've said many times, I think we need more people like me talking to'em. You know, you can You can hyperventilate all you want about what he does is wrong. I agree. It should not be a government by people are saying.

He should be home reading the briefing books like Obama did. But that's not going to happen. It is a government by people are saying, be one of the people saying. I would just like, yes. I agree with your point, although the problem is when you have a president who is talking to someone like you, he's also talking to Laura Loomer. And if I have to pick, I'd rather take both of you off. Never been prepared to hurt. Why me? Why would you take me off? Not me.

What about me should be compared to Laura Loomer? I'm saying we get the same ones and we get the insane ones. You lost them with the lumer though. Yeah, it really lost me there. It's all right. I've been where you are right now. It's a little cold, but it'll get better. So what is the scorecard on backing drum? Because a lot of people would say the Supreme Court, when they ruled that he had what was it, complete immunity to do whatever he wanted? What was the what was the

For a year. Okay, the absolute immunity for absolute immunity for actions that relate to core or exclusive presidential powers. That does seem sweeping, no? Uh one shameless plug. Sarah's book is really good, uh the the the last branch standing about what the Supreme Court has supposed to be about. They are in a jam now. Because the answer to your question about whether they're checking Trump more is they have

He is doing more absurd bullshit as president of the United States than we have ever seen before. We have never had a president even think about, you know what I'm gonna do? Let me just sign this right now and change the Constitution. Nobody has ever been ignorant and arrogant enough to try something. that I'm gonna change birthright citizenship. I don't think that's the way it works. They have to check.

The problem is I feel bad for the people who voted for him because they were right to want to see the law fairly. They were right to want to see it stop. You should not use your power to punish your political enemies. And we saw way too much of it. The problem is he's doing more of it than ever. And for the DOJ, which, you know, Sarah was the voice of the DOJ. Glad you're not right now, by the way, you know.

They usually if you hear, God forbid they're looking at you, Bill, you better call everybody you know because you got problems. But now they lose cases. They have like a ninety-seven percent conviction rate. He's bringing it down. Why? BS cases. That are just political payback. James Comey, that was embarrassing. What they just did with Powell was embarrassing. And they're losing. What they're doing with the Southern Poverty Law Center.

People really are gonna believe that they created the cake of the case. Okay, so we agreed that he is being he is being blocked. I always said the thing about him that was just the biggest thing for me, he doesn't concede elections. If you don't have elections, if you don't have the peaceful transfer of power, you don't have the country.

Another time the court blocked him, unanimously. On what? After 2020, right? He appealed and appealed to try to every federalist society judge said no, and the Supreme Court unanimously was like, get out of it. Good. But I mean judge I mean he's very mad at his own justices now. He said this week, uh certain Republican justices have gone weak, stupid, and bad. He uses all the big ones. I gotta get him if I know. He knows all the words. Yeah. My five-year-old knows But you know I

I've always thought I mean look, justices, whatever judge you are, I mean there's a whole big wall of law books behind you. I don't think they really go to the idea of what is the actual law say. They Go by. their gut. They go by what they believe and then they find a reason in one of those law books. It's very much like the Bible. You can find anything you want in the Bible. And by the way, they're doing a Bible reading this week.

The c the whole country for our two hundred and fifth anniversary, because we're a Christian nation. Not really, but that's what they think. They're all reading the Bible like Trump is taking a a In Texas they're putting the Ten Commandments back in. Commandments are back in the school. And the and the Fifth Circuit judge in uh uh Texas said this is okay. Where are you on that?

Uh yeah, I clerked on the Fifth Circuit for the judge who wrote that. Um so look, this is actually another interesting part,'cause have I got a book for you, Bill, to read, I think you'll really like it. Last branch standing class. Thank you for asking that. This narrative that the court is so conservative, right, and it's just controlled by Trump. The Ninth Circuit used to be the court that was overturned the most. That was the liberal Ninth Circuit where we are now, California and the West.

That's not the court being overturned the most by the Supreme Court anymore. It's the Fifth Circuit because of cases like this Ten Commandments case. And if you really want to look at what the court is doing these days and why it is, you know. So much part of our conversation, why I can write a book about it, it's because Congress isn't doing anything anymore. So it used to be the Supreme Court would say yes or no, and then Congress could just pass a law the next day.

None of us believe that they will do that. None of us believe that we have the power to amend the Constitution anymore. So we keep looking to the Supreme Court. to be the last word on things when in fact it was supposed to be part of this dialogue. They're not politically accountable and so the pressure builds because we feel like we can't change it. They would won't answer to us. They're not supposed to. They're counter majoritarian. They're supposed to tell all of us to go buzz off.

Like they did in Brown versus Board of Education and West Virginia versus Barnett. Their worst decisions are the ones where they went with the majority in Dred Scott, in Plessy, in Koramatsu. Buck Vell's my favorite, the Eugenesis case, if you haven't. all know those just by the by the way. I I mean It's a reading less. We got it. We get it. You're the expert. By the way, Laura Loomer sued me and I won this week.

I I I'm not no c no commentary, that's just a fact. Okay. But but I let me go back to the Ten Commandments just a little bit, because it seems such a clear case that you shouldn't have the Ten Commandments in a school. The school is just for learning it should be. Now obviously the left has has fucked that up too. I mean there's lots of leftist indoctrination in school.

So both sides play. But this one seems very clear. I'd also like to ask all the anti Semites out there who seem to populate both the left and the right, who love the Ten Commandments so much, are you aware that this is a complete Jewy thing? The Ten Commandments. I mean it's was written many, many years before Christ came along. It's just Jews talking to Jews about Jews. But chosen people.

I I think that I think that you you get it in the picture of the guy who's fighting to put them in the school is a guy who has some of the ugliest uh allegations against him of immoral. And what we don't want to do with all these people of faith in our society, which is great depending on how you use it, live the Ten Commandments.

Show us how you live, don't just say what you want us to think about you. And for Paxton to say, Yeah, I'm gonna put the Ten Commandments in when he clearly only knows like two of them in terms of his own life. What what is the message for people? All those kindergarteners committing adultery really, if they had it up there, maybe they wouldn't do it. Yes. Coveting is a big word in lower school these days. You know, covet, covet. The kids are crazy about it.

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All right. Well before we lose track of time, I did want to congratulate Trump on one thing this week. He'd made it easier to smoke pot. I gotta say, we all of us pot smokers have been asking somebody to Make marijuana less criminal. He's gotta help with hemp. Hopefully he does. Good luck trying to get high on him. Some people use it for other things, but I take it.

It's only useful for other things. It is a biological cousin of the stuff I smoke. It is not something you can smoke. It should never have been illegal in the first place. Yeah. Um but it brings me to the bigger story that i you know, Trump is a teetotaler. He really does not like liquor because I think his he lost his breath at alcoholism. Okay. But uh it turns out that that administration does not follow the leader of the the leader of the boss on this one.

I mean this week we found out the big story Cash Patel is suing the Atlantic because they wrote this story and uh he denies it of course, but they say he you know, he's uh sometimes didn't show up at work because it's too much the night before. And then there's uh oh There's that picture. Yeah, I mean we ha I mean uh oh but you know what? That i that doesn't

I I don't believe it just because the Atlantic said it. It might be true, and so they got a picture with a bottle in his mouth. We've all had a bottle in our mouth. When we were babies Whoa, you've never had a beer in your mouth, Chris? but I've never... I don't drink. You don't have to worry about it. And then he's literally downing the whole thing. You take a break. But does that really uh see this is just the

Do I care if he drinks or not? No. Do I care that you put somebody who is selling conspiracies about Epstein into the highest position of power in the DOJ? Yeah, that bothers me. All right. So the point is it is kind of a boozy administration because I remember j j Janine Pirro, who's now the U.S. attorney. I remember when she was on Fox News. That was always the talk about her. Again, I don't know if it's true or not. And then there's the the Labour Secretary.

She quit this week because apparently the same kind of rumors. And of course there was always Pete Hegseth. I mean okay. We don't know. Uh but we thought we as a PSA, because we're always trying to do service to this country We would want to put a little guideline to know if you are part of a too boozy administration. Would you like to see if you these are just some of the ways you can tell.

Uh for example, if among all your colleagues no one can remember who ordered the attack on Venezuela, that. Uh if cabinet meetings begin at five o'clock somewhere. Uh, if RFK asked if you'd like to see a dead raccoon penis and you said yes. Uh if you got arrested because you were climbing on the ballroom construction equipment in the middle of the night. Yes. Definitely a sign. Oh. Uh there's one. You keep slurring your ethnic Slurs.

Uh if everybody does a shot every time the Strait of Hermuz opens back up. That's kind of understandable that one anyway. Senate panel, I don't recall. You actually don't recall. Um you appear on Face the Nation with a dick drawn on your clock. Too boozy. If you wake up on the couch and Lindsay Graham is making waffles in a bathroom, that is definitely a sign. I'm just, it's a public service because.

And if everyone keeps asking, do you think Hunter Hunter Biden left any more cocaine lying around? Okay.

All right. Now let's talk about the big political bombshell that happened this week, which was the state of Virginia. They gerrymandered the fuck out of the state. And I hate to sound like a a five year old, but Trump started it. He did. I mean, now it's out of control. He started it. He's he encouraged Texas to do this where they jerry w and I thought like I had Eric Holder on like not that many couple of years ago when it was like we're gonna fix Jerrymandering, we're gonna stop it because

you know, gerrymandering is just not fair. Both sides do it. And then Trump just, of course, had to make it worse. So now Virginia, it looks like it's gonna be only the the suburbs we were talking to the Governor Maryland there, only His people his d constituents in that area. Those are the suburbs around DC, that's part of Virginia and they're all mostly they do work in the government. That's why so many government workers got fired.

So many people in Maryland got fired because the government workers, they're gonna gerrymander the states of like almost all the votes. are coming from there and the rest of the state's a big state full of hicks. And I say that in a not in a mean way. Hicks don't have to be stupid. You're a hick, okay? I live in Virginia. Wh which part do you live in? I live right on the hick to Democrat. Line. Thank you.

But uh this is just a race to the bottom, is it not? Because now I mean California has done it, Illinois has done it, Maryland has done it. We're just gonna get to there was like the last pillar of somewhat a resemblance of democracy that we didn't fully do this. And now we're just gonna do it or every state is just rigged. Rigged. Okay.

On the one hand, I think it's really funny to fight over which party should control a branch of government that doesn't do anything anymore. Like why are we fighting over Congress? What's the ご視聴ありがとうございました That's a great that's a great take on that. But okay, like that's a fun, you know, tug-of-war team jersey thing to play. Um Virginia used to have a bipartisan, nonpartisan, redistricting commission. So we're actually getting worse. But here's the good news.

Uh in order to gerrymander this hard in all of these states, you actually do have to make the districts more competitive. So in a wave election uh like what we're planning to have this fall where Democrats will How what do you mean make it more competitive? Well, each district gets gerrymandered to make sure that Democrats can win, but instead of winning some seats by, you know, eighty percent, now they can only win them by fifty four percent, fifty five. Right. So Texas

My home state, Trump pressured them into doing it like you said. They started this. They're actually quite likely to lose many of the seats they gerrymandered if the Democratic wave gets high enough. They will be underwater and in a year where there's a Republican wave, these Virginia seats will actually be lost by Democrats. So like maybe again, I don't know what we're fighting over. Again, a branch that like sits on Instagram and like takes pictures of themselves and says send me five dollars.

I'm so glad one party controls that. Oh, come on. If the Democrats have the kind of success a lot of us think they're going to have in the midterms, you don't think that's gonna make a difference? You don't think that's gonna be different? If the Democrats control all the committees in that Congress? They will not pass so much more not passing of legislation. You're right. Wow. They'll do oversight and they'll have hearings where they do more Instagram reels to raise more money.

They're not gonna actually use the power of the purse, pass legislation. They might impeach someone. They're certainly not gonna convict them in the Senate, so it'll be another group. That's the one thing they can't do is impeach. You're right. That needs sixty seven. That's the problem. Okay, well nobody cares about that.

Well, but I'll tell you when you care is when you see six months of your life vanish because you're watching that process unfold and you know how it's gonna end, when you've been through it twice before, and they're doing it for the same reason they do the jerry. which is all that matters to these people now is the retention of their own power. And I think the reason it's important this is happening is for people to see what the governor was talking here.

Independent is the fastest growing part of the electorate for a reason, which is they hate the parties. And the more people are anti-party, the better a chance we have that anything gets better. Although on the flip side And I were talking about this on the flip side, the reason so independents now are more than Republican or Democrats for the first time in American history. More people don't identify with a political party. I would argue it's because we don't

have political parties anymore. We got rid of them with campaign finance reform in two thousand two, which sounded like a good idea. But it means there is no one keeping all of the, you know, inmates in the asylum anymore. The parties have no carrots, no sticks to keep these people in line, no policy agenda, there's no policy platform for either party.

Donald Trump defeated the Republican Party before he defeated the Democratic Party in twenty sixteen. That's because we don't have political parties. And I loved n not having political parties until I saw the result now and I'm like, this isn't better. But all his original fans are turning. Have you seen that? I mean this week Joe Rogan. And Tucker Carlson both renounced the leader. As has d uh Candace Owens did it, uh uh Alex Jones, all the people All people I look to for advice.

Yeah, hold on. Who's that? Look, I respect how seriously you're laying this out. I I do, I do. But just think about what it says about where we're. That we are in a place where we are looking at Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson and Joe Rogan as bellwethers of our political status. You know? Like wow. Rogan.

What am I gonna do now that he's not with Trump? It's like we are in mouth breather land in terms of how we formulate our positions. It's like oh Tucker Carlson he got attacked by a demon last week in his bedroom, but now Yeah. Weird place. We're in a weird place.

Well I never thought I would say that. Wow, Tucker Carlson, yeah, Trump's gonna have a problem. He's gonna have a problem keeping the faithful in there. He's got Joe Rogan, you know, the psychedelics, you know, thank God he had that. Otherwise he would have lost him completely. I think there's a difference between Joe Rogan and Candace Owens and Alex Jones. I do. I think there's a bit of a difference.

Well, I don't know. I he's apparently going to the Trump is the correspondence dinner this year. I would I'm very interested to see what this is gonna look like because you know the correspondence dinner the I think I did it one year. They used to have comedians.

By the way, I I said because I got shit about it. Everybody every comedian gets shit about it. It's the worst gig in the world because half the people in the audience are Republican, half are the Democrats. You can insult anybody whether what they say. So they always sh I said, you just get a magician. Just get somebody who doesn't do political. They listen. They're always trying to get the political and it's like the worst thing. Now they got they got a mentalist.

So I can have a mentalist and a mental patient there. No, I kid. I I I joke with the question. But uh but you know the president traditionally I mean this is why Trump th a lot of people say this is why he ran for president in the first place because he was at the one where Obama just tore him a new asshole from the podium. And now he's gonna get a chance to say all sorts of insulting things to the press, just like any one of his press conferences. So it's not really that different.

I agreed to do this show so I could avoid that dinner tomorrow night. So thank you so much. I wasn't invited. No, I wasn't. I wouldn't have gone if they had invited me. I want you to know that right now. Right. No. And I'm gonna give that tuxedo back right away. But he, I mean... It's kind of interesting because, you know, when I look at the list of paramount, which now uh apparently uh owns me. Um

Paid sixteen million to settle a lawsuit. It's you know, this is the media that he's talking to here uh over the sixty minutes interview with Kamala Harris uh Disney, uh one of my other old sponsors that fired me once. Um Agreed to pay sixteen million over the George Stephanopoulos interview. I mean they famously took J Jimmy Kimmel off the air for a while. I mean i it's a little awkward.

him speaking to the people who he also calls the enemy of the American people. He c he literally calls them the enemy, mhm which I I find to be I mean I would be personally affronted by it, but you know, he does that to everybody. But it is the fourth estate. I mean when you take on the press like that, I think you are you are flirting with something that really knocks out one of the pillars of of what we love about this country.

I I think that we all get it. We just don't know how anything gets better. And I don't have any problem with nerd problem. You know, I I get that people like to get dressed up, they like to go. Is that what you call it? Nerd Promise. Yeah, everybody. But we've always called it. It's all it's it's the nerd problem and that's great. That's great. Well I wasn't invited, you know, I'm too good looking. So You know, what I think you'll see there also Bill is how manufactured.

The division is manufactured. Trump hates you, as you said, until he doesn't. And he's gonna go there and he's gonna get laughed. And you'll see that all these people who are there who are saying, you know, they are not real journalists and this isn't real one, they're all getting along. It's a club. And once you understand that, you realize why things don't change. They always say that's...

I mean, again, to bring this back to the Supreme Court a little, that's the branch that that is functioning. That's the branch that gets along. They actually spend time together, they have lunch. three, four times a week after they have oral argument where they are not allowed to talk about work. They have to talk about

sports or what their kids are majoring in. Uh Amy Coney Barrett loves binge watching slow horses. She was super pumped about the new season. Like this is a good thing for people to actually have to see each other as humans. Uh and I I hope that's what happens at the White House Correspondence Dinner. I read that reality TV viewership is plummeting and I think politics is downstream from culture and I hope we are turning the ship slowly away from reality politics.

All right, let's end on that positive note. All right, thank you. And you're both beautiful people. It's time for new one, everybody.

Okay, Neural, uh don't make your babies spout your political opinions for you. You don't know what that kid believes. He looks he looks pretty MAGA to me. I say to babies what right wingers say to athletes, shut up and dribble. Uh New Will, if you complain about Columbus Day because it ignores the fact that he killed Indians, and you complain about President's Day because it ignores the fact that Washington owned slaves.

then you can't happily go see a movie where Michael Jackson doesn't sleep with kids. Which is the movie that's out now where we just hear about the fun things Michael did. It's playing on a double boo with Jeffrey Epstein, super host Extraordinaire, and John Wayne Gacy, thanks for the laughter. Neural Navit Red Lobster is reviving its endless shrimp deal. Two years after they stopped doing it, because it had led to an$11 million loss, they must tell us.

How can this work financially? Unless you're planning to sell some outdated stash of frozen shrimp that you've had on ice since 2009. Oh, I see. Nero, let's all give President Trump credit where credit is due for forcing Iran to call off their scheduled execution of these women protesters. It was the right thing to do, and it sends a powerful message to the world. If you're a woman in Iran and you look hot at least an eight, America has your back.

New rule, shopping in the grocery store has to stop making me feel like I'm flirting with statutory rape. What's with very young small sweet peas and Tater tots and baby carrots and extra virgin olive oil. Chief, if if I wanted to feel this pervy, I'll go see the Michael Jackson movie

And finally, uh, new rule. Someone has to explain the American economy to me. I know I've said this before, I still don't get it. Last week was tax day, and as usual, because HBO is so generous, and I'm sure so will be the new owners. I paid to the government if you add in state tax, local sales, property fees, Obamacare, probably almost 60% of what I earned. That's a lot. And I still wouldn't mind if Bernie Sanders would stop saying the rich don't pay taxes.

And while I'm sure the super rich with their army of accountants and corporate loopholes get away with murder, us regular rich people pay a shit ton of taxes. And who stands up and gives us a pat on the back? Nobody, that's who. The top 10% pay 72% of all federal income taxes, and the bottom half, 3%. The democratic socialists talk about socialism like we don't already have a lot.

Social Security, unemployment, Medicare, nutritional assistance, Medicaid, Obamacare, disability, housing subsidies. Again, not against it. Just the same question. How can you be soaking the rich and failing the poor so badly? So badly that on 16 minutes last week, they were redoing the story they did 18 years ago about remote area medical.

That is the program modeled after medical teams that drop into the poorest countries in the world for a few days to set up a tent where people with no access to health care can get some. And now we're one of those countries. Doctors within borders. Thank you.

How can it be that the federal government alone took in over five trillion in taxes last year, and we still need that? Are we really this incompetent and corrupt? Don't answer that. Whatever it is, somehow the ultra rich keep getting ultra richer. While a growing percentage is feeling truly desperate, you just wouldn't know it because everyone on TV is rich. Reality TV, rich women day drinking. Drama, rich women whose friend got murdered. Comedy, rich men shouting into self.

But these are the people with all the money. Get this, the richest one-tenth now does half of all the spending. Somehow we created an economy where the number of household Worth$20 million or more is$644,000. Wow, that's a lot of people with$20 million. And all of them are looking for a girlfriend on sugarbabies.com. Corporations go where the money is. Las Vegas used to be the town of eight dollar all-you-can-eat buffets and hotels where every room was twenty-nine dollar.

No, not anymore. Go fuck yourself, we don't want you. Their business model now is they only want the high rollers. Are you a whale? No? Then float yourself back out to sea. Who that is not rich could afford a concert now? Woodstock was free. Now if you want to see Morgan Wallen, you have to take out a second mortgage on your trailer. I kid the Hicks. I love the Hicks. Disneyland, for a family of four to spend the weekend, between the cost of the ticket.

plus lodging, airfare, rental cars, souvenirs, food. We're talking 10 grand. To afford that, the average dad would have to be cooking meth on the side. The uh Disneyland's staff manual used to read, we roll out the red carpet for the Jones family from Joliet, just as we would for the Eisenhowers from Palm Springs. No, you don't. Because the Eisenhowers from Palm Springs can buy a lightning lane premier pass that lets you skip the lines. The Jones family can suck my dick.

And Mickey could give a rat's ass because that's what our economy has become. In 1992, a Lego speedboat toy set cost$2.99. Today Lego sells Titanic for six hundred and eighty dollars. It's an educational toy because you learn it sucks to be poor. And nowhere is that more true than when it comes to health care.

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure can buy healthiness. Half the country can buy access to concierge doctors, specialists, new treatments, personal trainers, nutritionists, private chefs. Whatever Gwyneth Poultrow is putting in her vagina. And the other half has the place I was just talking about, remote area medical. the pop-up healthcare clinic that rolls into town once a year like a county fair, except instead of riding the tilt-whirl, a volunteer doctor pulls your infected tooth.

And the saddest thing in the 60 Minutes piece is that nothing has changed since they covered it in 2008. Same line of cars parked overnight so people make sure to get seen. Same people who work two jobs but still can't afford to see a doctor unless a touring nonprofit sets up shop in a parking lot.

But here's the truth, you're not gonna get health care to these people by threatening to tax and eat the rich. You raise billionaires' taxes, they just leave the state. Or they leave the country. Or in some cases, the planet. I kid Elon, but you know, he had a good idea recently that might be apropos here. During the recent government shutdown, he volunteered to pay all the TSA workers himself, you know, with couch money.

That's how super rich our super rich are. They can single handedly fund entire government programs. Okay, so let's make that a thing. The adopt a cause challenge for billionaires. Teachers who buy school supplies with their own money or people without homes or disaster victims, whatever it is, make the rich folks competitive about solving it. Because that's all they care about anyway, beating each other.

Yes. Just skip the middleman, the government and the health care bureaucracies that for whatever reason, no matter how much they take in, never seem to get enough to the people, and just shame the billionaires into doing it directly. because they have all the money and no bless oblige isn't just the name of a cologne.

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