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But it's nice to see you again. Why why did you say it like that, it's nice to see you like you made it something like I'm a fifth cousin twice removed, so good to see you again at the family I said, but it's nice to see you again because we made text during the week, but now it's nice to see your face, is what I meant. I would never say that to a fifth cousin twice removed. Thank you? Yeah, we don't. Actually I don't even know what that is. No me neither. That's not even related.

I think I also have a special visitor here from London. Oh I I imported him. Um and and there's been no no one's wondering why he's duct taped his hands behind his back, and that's correct. Um. I mean we did have a contraption that may have been like that, but it was like attached to the bed. Um uh No, Okay,

we don't need to get into that. But what what I'd like to get into real quick before we move on, is this is really like I think people that are listening or picking up on the suit, this is moving real fast. And I hope you hear you you have headphones on. It's not like he's listening right now. I know, but he's sitting across from me. But but for real, you traveled, then you went and met his parents, then you came then you went to New York, and he came in and now he's in l A. Like, I'm

not making assumptions. Okay, it's been almost two months, which I think is a very reasonable amount of time to have been to five different countries together and have met each other. Well, I've met his parents and siblings and that's that. And now he's in l A. And it's so weird. Be he can't find his passport, so oh sure that happened. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know where it went. It's gonna be really hard for him to go home. Um, do you want to come say hi? Oh? Oh?

Also let me just say this really quickly. Keep them on? Yeah he um does look possibly exactly like the dinner spindlers, so we're not sure who's swindling who here? Um, babe, you want to say hi? What's up? My Timeslin's ruled over the shop. Yeah, all of the show, they are guys, glasses on, looking good? Are you wearing your glasses because you're going not to look for engagement rings? He says, did you wear your glasses because you're going out to

look for engagement rings? And I thank you, Adam. That's been our time today with you. Um okay, So anyway back to crimes that aren't me stealing someone's passport. You guys, we've got a couple of cute hot topics today. We've got two married teachers accused of I'm awful sexual relations with a student, Florida teams posting videos of a party in a mansion they broke into. One dead in a

fatal alligator attack in South Carolina. And then of course we're gonna round it out with the Glenn Maxwell case because we can't get enough. And also joining us today. It's one of my dear friends, one of the most hilarious, beautiful, fierce women I've ever met. She is a star. You've probably already seen her on TikTok. She's got over a million followers there. She's filming an indie feature right now. She had her first special on Peacock TV. She owns

two comedy clubs. She is just incredible, beautiful, smart, talented, funny. I don't have enough good things to say about her, besides the fact that she's also extremely fashionable. I have with me and my friend today jogging summers. Hi, Leah, I'm so happy to be here. You are such a star. I do have two comedy clubs, and that's why happens. So you don't marry for low Yeah, Adam, you gotta go. I have to open to comedy clubs. So next wait, this is so incredible. First of all, you're what are

you wearing today? Let's just start there, Melay today you just listen like wed jeeks in the house. I just need you like I've gained like fifteen pounds, your skins glowing, and then you get here the British accent every day British that look, there's no sorry to meet you to do something you and I wanted to say there was no dumping Adam. Okay, that's not on the table. No, no, no, we're never dumping Adam. He's married to me now for life. Okay. Well it's sounds scary, but let's let's make it a

little less creepy. But stuck with the same theme. How's that back in your cage? Okay? Um, so any way, yeah, just okay, chow Yang. People always like to know when I bring guests on how we know each other. And I know I'm gonna ask that normal question. I asked, have you guys ever hooked up emotionally? But the sex was good? You know? There you go? So, um, yes, this is actually the first time we're having a conversation,

and uh, I think it's going. Okay. I gotta say she has never introduced someone with the glow and the pomp and circumstance that she that she introde you with like she doesn't she and she didn't speak of anybody as highly as she just introud you, Oh my god, because I know how to eat and we have our first social equip Let me just put that time, Um, Anyway, you guys, chaw Yang and I met through standing up. We met five four years years three three years ago.

We met three years ago. Do we meet at the Hollywood Comedy Yeah? Actually she was my clients just you know, I'm kidding. She came to the club to run her set, to work on her set. I came to the club to strip emotionally. M m, that's true. For some reason, I gave you my money. Oh no, And she actually didn't been on there. She just looks so outstanding, even like she was just like writing things for the next joke, the next set. I remember we were doing that a

two in a row. See what she's saying is that I was funny. Thank you. It's understandable. And and my how we've grown since then so much, you aren't we we grew up so fast. We grew up really fast, do you not? So you're filming an indie right now? Not comedy right, it's just sci fi film, like a horrid woman sci fi. It's not a horror film. It's like a very cord of woman sci fi film. That's kind of funny. I pay this the agent agent. Then

I just arrested the main character. I was able to solve some problems because the men little functions they didn't woman to solve problems. This isn't real life, I know, right. That's why it's gonna be good because it's both so real. The girls are very smart in the movie that you guys are kind of dumb. Oh so okay, thank god, finally a movie that gets it right. Alright, So, Dmitri, unless you have any questions you want to ask her, We're gonna hop right into the hot topics for today. Okay,

our first hot topic for today. Two married teachers accused of unlawful sexual relations with the student. Okay, so apparently Alan and Deborah Sylvester both faced fell any charges of unlawful sexual relations. The prosecutor says that the alleged victim was a high school student who was sixteen or over but under eighteen. So God, thanks for making that difficult. Whoever wrote that article? Why yeah, why couldn't they just

say the student was seventeen? Because I think they do that just to make it sound bad worse than it is. Not that it's not bad. I'm just saying, like I think they have they have to sixteen or older because they don't want it to sound super super weird, but then they had to keep it under eighteen to show that it was. But just say seventeen. But seventeen is legal, No, in some states definitely not with a teacher. Is that? Is that what the law says. Law says it's legal

for everyone, but a teacher is seventeen legal? I think in the South, I think fourteen is legal. And this clearly there's a problem because there's an article. But I will say there's there's been plenty of stories, sadly where a teacher has had an affair with the student, but I think this may be the first where it was a married couple. Right, so it's a threesome. But let's

just take this one step further. He was allegedly consensual sexual intercourse lude, fondling or touching or sawdomy with a person who was a student role at the school where Alan worked. Allen was a science teacher at the high school, while his wife, Debra top Matt at the middle school in Wamego. If convicted, they face anywhere from thirty one to thirty six months of jail time, during which time they will be having threesomes with their jailer. Real quick.

Is this to choose your own adventure by the way, lude fondling or touching or sodomy and anywhere from thirty one to thirty six months. So really you can kind of choose where you want this to go. Yeah, I'm sorry if you're gonna add or sawdomy, let's me know that someone did anal I just why would you add it if it didn't happen? Is everyone okay? Is this super awkward? Okay? Um? First of all, would you sue the school if this was your child knowing they actually

consented to having sex with the two teachers? I wouldn't, And mean is that my child is school? M m, Yeah, you don't want them to be a loser by the time they get to college. They have to. I don't have a small penis's you know. Yeah. But also the teacher and the so what do we know as a student a male or a female? It didn't say if it was a male or a female. The only thing that's interesting to me is that it's like really teaching kids to have sex with their professors before they get

to college, you know. And I think that's where it gets super weird. But they were both teachers not that that makes also it does. It doesn't seem like it. It says an inappropriate relationship, which to me sounds like a threatle Like, it doesn't sound like this is just a one time thing. Yeah, I think they just got caught, but they've been going up for a long time. Hot, I mean so not you don't. But we don't know what these teachers are like, Like they could be they

could be fucking losers. And I'm not condoning it to begin with, but I'm just saying, like we're saying, oh, general think you said, oh that means my kids cool? But maybe not. Maybe these are two loser teachers. But but if they're older, that makes it cool. Like I remember, I used to have a thing for authority, So like when I was in college in high school, I would say that, Um, let me go back in time. Dmitri's

a dad, Oh tell you and your mom. Um. I'm the only one here without kids, so I probably should tread lightly. However, I mean when I was in college that there were definitely some questionable moments with professors than them when I was in high school, I didn't have

any sexual relations with professors. Um, but I will say that the relationship lines got really harry, like inappropriate, Like I shouldn't have been in after hours at my teacher's office for that long by myself, and we shouldn't have had each other's email addresses, especially during all times sending emails back, and what was what were those conversations? But

I'm not upset. I'm just curious because you're like, well, it wasn't inappropriate, but I was in their way too long and we had each other's emails, so it leads me to believe that there was some weird ship going on. Okay, So now I'm an understanding why the person who wrote this article added a lot of oars because it's so embarrassing and awkward. But it could have been that. I mean, who's to say, Um, I wasn't touched inappropriately, but was

I liked, did you hook up with your teacher? No, but he did have a pet name for me ah and oh m hm, and um, I may have College is different, and we'll just leave it there. I don't think we need to. I think this is exactly the topic that we're talking about. Its different because you were not you're not over sixteen and under eighteen. Okay, So when I was in college, there was this one professor who I always thought was hot. Point blank, I'm so

glad Adam's wearing headphones. Um, oh no, he just looked right into my soul. Okay, Well, anyway, so there's this one professor that I thought was really hot. He was like more than the my age at this point. And one semester in between the fall and spring semesters, I was still in town and I hit him up and I was like, hey, I'm downtown, are you around? And we had each other's phone numbers, so that's already probably red flag and and and he was like yeah, and uh.

He didn't drink alcohol, and at that I don't anymore either, but at that time, oh boy, she was putting him down. And he came and he met up with me, and I was wasted, and I just wanted I think it's like I just wanted, yes, like I just wanted to know if he would come meet me. And then he came and got me, and I was it was immediately

already too much and I was really nervous. And then we went back to his place, like we made out, and then um, it was like five am at this point and then I it got to a point where I was gonna be like either we're having sex or not sort of thing, and I got very nervous and I just pretended to be so wasted that I needed help. Like even Dmitry is so sad to meet daughters right three.

Oh boy, So I'm not set. It's just at first I want to just you know that we were recording this, so five minutes ago when I said, as you hook up your teacher from you said no, and then you're like cut to five minutes, lady like. And then we made out, went back to his place and I was like, are we having a text or not? So I'm sorry. Officer was like under oath, I mean, I think we're being honest here. Okay, So you were honest, you came clean.

I texted he went to the gym at like six am, and I texted a girl and I just like felt his bone against my back the whole night. He was just like heavy breathing and I was like, oh my god, I didn't sleep a wink. I was just like this like paralyzed that. I texted her was like come get me right now, and she picked me up and she's like what happened, And I was like, oh boy, um, and I did have a class with him the next semester that I did not go to, but I didn't

receive night. Okay, so we clearly know what side of the conversation you fall on here. Okay, so controling, you said you would not sue the school, Well, it depends. If it's my son. I'm very happy it's my daughter. I'll be yeah, I'll be sucking somebody up. Yeah, daughters are precious. Angel. But the sudden, we just want him to like be a stud. Yeah, I wanted to stud. I want him to just that, you know, do you know?

Do it? And also like if I was a teacher, I'll never ever cook as a student ever, Like I have a standard as student as I broke you know a Yeah. And honestly, like, who wants to have sex with someone who's on experience? That sounds so horrible? No? No, Like also, why couldn't they just role play? Why can't Allan and Deborah? Yeah, why can't they just wanted them to play teacher, one of them play student and figure

it out, you know what I mean? It's like crossing the boundary to where you finally bring a student home. I'm also so curious to know how it all went down, like how did they find how did the parents find out? Like how did this come out with? Where did they get adventurous and they started doing it in the classroom

after hours or something like I need more information. This is key is it's kind of bizarre, and it's kind of like, to your point, why did they'd like go out to a bar and find someone and say let's go. You could, we're gonna pretend you're a student or whatever. But to actually do this, like, you know this is illegal, you know this is technically still a minor. And so how do I just forbidden fruit? Dmitri? Don't you know? That's why I tried to become to my professor. You

want what you can't have? Yeah, which was an all which I got. They got six months of jail time. Yeah, I mean it's not even that much time, Like they're fine. Speaking of teens, in the South, Florida, teens posted a video of partying in a mansion that they broke in, So, first of all, good on them. Also, gen Z just does not give any fox. They just do not think

like they'll just get away with anyone anything. The owner of this eight million dollars or Florida mansion was rans act by a group of invading teens during a wild Saturday night party, and they want them to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. The family was a husband, wife and their two small kids were out of town when cops called to ask if she was aware of a party in progress in her home. Hello,

l and so. Authorities first began investigating the situation after receiving suspicious nine one hang up calls from the address, which does already so stupid, Like these idiots are broken to the house and now they're calling nine on one and they're like ding dong ditching one. It's like like, hello, we'd like to be caught, okay. So, according to the police reports, the teens ransacked the housewhild blasting music, boozing, even setting up a boxing match in the living room.

Cops said they also made off with a trove of luxury goods and tried on clothing they found while riffing through closets and drawers. The homeowners said they made off with a signed Payton Manning football and a bottle of wine worth well who keeps a funk about the bottle of wine Mighty Peyton Manning football loose. The homeowner theorized that the introduce saw that the house was up for sale and target it for for their rager. So it

wasn't an Airbnb. I guess that's been made clear. Um, I don't know, Uh, would you guys put a first sales sign up on your house after hearing this story? Where do you feel like it targets you? I mean, I I think it's it's a matter of that that's that's ship's gonna happen for sale sign or not, Like if you're not there, like they could figure the ship out now. I mean, the sales don't work on force sales sign and they can just go on Zealo and

see what's for. So so I don't think that's necessarily issue. I think it's just you happen to leave your house vulnerable and these kids went in and had some fun with it. Okay, alright, So then I mean, this is all kind of insane. But if I walked into a house party and didn't and didn't realize that the house didn't belong to these people or anyone, that they knew would I leave or would I stay? And I mean

it depends on even there's a hot guys. So if you went a new house and it was you didn't know whose it was, but there were hot guys there, nice bottles of wine and stuff, you're like, all right, I can deal with this. But but you wouldn't call nine one one and hang up right. No, I'm just trying to get how guys dronk and take them with me and then just take the guys and then I will be in trouble. I would. They probably were calling nine one one because they were like, Hi, there's an emergency.

There aren't enough hot guys here. Is there a hot male E m t? Ukinson? Like? Sorry, not unavailable right now, And that's why they kept calling nine on one until they got a hot male E m t to the house. So interesting. Isn't even dumber than or smarter? Honestly, you know, it's like it's not a doctor, but it's close enough. I mean, nowadays, who knows you very well could get a response for that. Yeah, I mean these are just kids, idiot kids, but they did. I think as long as

they give everything back, who cares well? Except this woman wants to prosecute them to the full extent of the law. I know, not having sex and her husband's not working on her and she's relaxed. Uh so maybe she's upset that she missed the party. Is that what you're saying. I'm just thinking that if she's married with two kids, her life is living hell because I've been there, so I understand why she's going to be sucking up. Yeah,

you know, I understand her. Right now, what if someone broke into one of your comedy clubs and had a rage for there, Well, don not press. I'm getting even getting that good pressed out, like you know what, It's okay, you're miserable. But if nothing happened out, how to find out the what's trying to do to get it recovered? Mhm. The problem is unless this place was was ransacked beyond like repair like damage, damage was done. Now she's bringing

up like you're trying for sales. She's trying to sell on an eight million dollar mansion in Florida, and now by prosecuting the folis and the law, this is going out in the news that this house was broken into, which isn't really something you look for when you looking to buy a house. Is that the neighborhood, is that the security on the house, like that's that that would be a drawback to wanting to buy that house. So she's kind of shooting herself in the foot there. Her

property evaluation is couldn't half mhm yeah. So honestly, I'll just get just give her back the Peyton Manning football and let's call it a day. Mm hmm. You know. I mean, look, it's it's stupid, Like if my kids did that, if they broke into a mansion and through a razor, and I would obviously be upset. But you know, there are things that that kids do, and these kids were clearly a bit entitled and went did it. But

are there worst things kids could do? Are there words things kids could do then break into a house or too? But here's what I have to say. I do think if someone broke into my house and had a party and blah blah blah blah, I would be a frustrated because it's like it's when someone broke into my car and stole the air bag off my steering well, I felt very violated. I was like, oh, someone was sitting in the seat in my car. You know, it's like do they have bed bugs? Like where have their pants been?

Like I just I have like a cleanliness issue with it. I'm like, pay for my cleaning feet and give me back my fucking football and we're good and you're you're you're just idiots. And also like tag my house because I'm trying to sell it. Yeah, a tag on it is TikTok tag on Instagram. Let people know, and like, maybe have your parents throw in a couple of mill just I think some sort of some sort of payback. Yes, I think prosecuting kids to the full extent of the

law for stupid kids stuff. I think, to me, that's extreme. I don't know that I would do that. Wait, speaking of which, and I know this is a weird thing to say this just in R. Kelly just got a thirty year sentence. Whoa thank you, Adam. Um he's just across the room. Yes, I was trying to get tonight. Um, Dmitri, I'm out upset. That was just a bizarre I didn't see it coming, but he will see it coming. But nope, okay,

we're good. This is see this is what happens anyway. Um, I think I was funnier when I wasn't in love, you know, it was just like I'm boring. I think that I was talking about this is a whole, this is there's untapped real estate here. Yeah yeah whatever. Um Anyway, I think the moral of these two stories that people in the South are really bored. Yeah speak just like yeah, speaking of but also also I just want to say there was one time that my sister threw an um

so uncool. I'm like, what's that thing called? When you have a party and everyone's welcome and open house party and my dad sleeps like a rock, like he could sleep through natural disaster. He would just get like taken out to see. He was upstairs sleeping, snoring away during the party. When the cops came to break it up. They came upstairs and like, uh, sir, and like they asked my sister. They're like, um, is there a parent

or guardian home? And they thought they were going to get her and she was like yeah, actually, She's like he's sleeping. Can you keep it down? Don't wake daddy. He was just upstairs sleeping, and there they were like, did you give your daughter permission to have a party. He was like huh, I guess, so um, yeah, I don't know. You know, just get some cool parents, you guys, stop being so bored and and speaking of yet again the South. This episode is sponsored by your cousin dot com.

There's there's one did in a fatal alligator attack in South Carolina from a retention pond near Myrtle Beach. I don't know, that's like really sad that someone got eaten by an alligator in a retention pond. It's not even like a huge body of water. It's like a man made like little lake situation. An alligator do it in a nice spot. Yeah, at least at least to be a space that wasn't created by humans, you know, at

least it's gonna be created by God. So this one person was killed in an alligator attack and Myrtle Beach. First of all, that was your first mistake going to Myrtle Beach. I don't know if you guys know this, but Myrtle Beach is also known as Murder Beach. Not joking. I used to spend every spring break there. That's where kids from uv A where I went to college, went, and it was just like a big ship show for

a week and there are a lot of crimes. Authorities responded to nine one one calls determined that an alligator snatched a neighbor who was near the edge of the pond. I'm not sure it's the alligator's faults, like you're I mean, this is like dangling a carrot. Officials said. The victim's body was safely recovered and the alligator responsible was found and humanely euthanized. They make it sound like a like a dog bit a kid or something. Sorry, safely recovered

the dead. The victim's identity has not been released, and infictial official investigation into the exact cause of death remains under way. I think we got the cause of death down, guys case I'm not a genius, but it's drowning and being fucking chomped on. Why do you think people just continue to live near alligator infested waters. I think it's

very scary. If you're on a period, you're on near in the water, you're gonna guess you, Yeah, don't live in your alligators or or snakes or or sharks, especially if you're on your period. They're just Also, I do have a feeling that was a man. No offense they're just as jaw being said earlier, they're just dumber m alligator.

I don't know. Well, I also feel like women tend to be a little more to say, a woman is not going to go stand next to her retention upon knowing that there's alligators and they're most likely a guy. It probably thinks he's tough enough, he's gonna go do it. But I agree with you, like there's there's not there's enough stories out there about alligators attacking people, are killing them, stuves. You don't need to be hanging out where you know that they are, and those places are where they are.

They're fast, they're strong, they don't live by any moral rules, right, So I don't know. I'm not blaming the victim here, but funck if I live there, if I was down in Florida. I have been in Florida, and I have been in place does that have alligators And it's like I'm not going for a stroll next to the pond. Yeah. I mean, do you think the county should be liable for not building a barrier between the wildlife and the property where the person died? Personally? I don't think so.

I think holding the county responsible for this person's error and decision is like blaming a bar for an alcoholic getting alcohol poisoning. It's like, no, pretty sure, no one forced them to drink that much like you know what you were doing as long as you have a sign up, right, then,

by the way, this is America. We're going to complain about whatever we can on both sides of the thing, because had they done that right, the people would have gone to the homeowners association have been like, now there's a fence blocking this pond, right, this doesn't look good. I don't like this that people would have complained about that. There's no way to win this. You put up a sign and you've got to use your best judgment and be like, there's alligators in there, don't go stand next

to it. Yeah, I mean aesthetically, I would rather have a dead body wash up than a fence around it because you can remove the dead body goes away. Right. You don't look at your kitchen window and constantly see a dead body because most likely it's dragged back into the I don't know, are you guys surprised we don't hear more about alligator attacks considering they're like rampant in

the South. I feel like there's a lot. I feel like I've seen a lot of it, lady, And I actually just saw one where somebody caught a fourteen foot alligator with a rope. Yeah, that was just a story recently about that. I feel like there's been a lot of alligator stories, so I actually feel like we've getting a pretty fair share. I'm not surprised. What is the difference bean an alligator and a crocodile? And why don't I know one is in the hook the movie and

the other is not right crocodiles or actors? Yeah, okay, I got it. Yeah, what is the difference? Do you know? Dmitri are reptile expert? Are you good doing it right now? I could do, but I'm just thinking it, says um the difference to alligators. Alligators are black or gray on top with a cream colored underside. It cannot just be fashioned. They possess a U shaped snout and are smaller and

more timid than crocodiles. Wow, So if alligators doing all this and they're more timid, crocodiles are larger, more aggressive, and are mostly green or brown and have a snout in the shape of a v. Yes, so we prefer to wear alligator, right, because it's a bigger accomplishment. Yeah, no, wait, no, no it's not. No, it's just better colors. Green doesn't look great on me anyway. Um, how are you doing over there? I just don't feel like, you know, it's a man made of pound. I feel like the alligator

wants to commit a suicide. So he just took somebody and so he can die. That's a good point. It's very possible. How can I get out of this ship hole pond? I got an idea. He's like, I'm so fucking bored. They imported me here. There's nothing to do. I know, let me just murder this person so I can just be put down. Where do you guys fall on this? Because I saw you. I don't want to bring up the story because it was actually way more

disturbing than this. But there was a story about an alligator killing someone years ago, and what they did was they went into the pond afterward, and they were looking to recover, and they were trying to find so they were euthanizing or killing some of the alligators looking for the correct one, or at least this one. They killed the youth, and I humanly euthanized this one. What's your feeling on that, because that's what these things do, right,

That's how they eat, that's what they do. So it's not the same as a person committing a murder on a person because they know that that's wrong. Right. This is an animal that does what an animal does, and a person went into an area where the animals that do that do that? Do you think these animals should be euthanized afterwards? How did they find the right one? Like, that's the weird thing. Do they x ray all their stomachs to see someone like a hand waving from I

think they just kill them and cut them open. Oh, so they killed them first then just determine whether they're not the right one. Seems like a lot to just take them all in for X rays. I mean how long it takes to get an X ray? Yeah? Did I do? I mean you have to get an authorization from your doctor and horrible. So when they're open, they're not who we need the skin? Right, they make sure they're still able to make boots, don't worry. That's the

key question. Now, if you have a purse, right, and you found out that person belongs to an alligator that killed someone. Where are you on that one? Are you still keeping that purse? But the other things like that, does the alligator have a license on it? That's like, I am willing to donate my body to science and bags I love. See. That's what's nice about this podcast is the only place where you can read, you can

discuss the story. Well, you know about someone being killed by an alligator and we're just no offense to deceased. But we talked about some real bad stories on this thing. It's nice to have a story where we can have a little fun with it. Hey, guys, Oh sorry, Johne, go ahead, Oh I say anything. I'm just thinking about the bet um you guys. Just a reminder. R Kelly thirty years so I think he'd hanging out with those teachers. And that's pretty big. It's a pretty big tangent actually,

I mean, before we cut the break. R Kelly sentence to thirty years in prison in sex trafficking case. Kelly preyed upon children and young women for his own sexual gratification for decades. Prosecutors said he was sent Yeah, he was. He was sentenced to thirty years in printed prison, months after he was convicted on all nine accounts against him in a high profile sex trafficking case. Let's see, Um, you degraded me, You humiliated me and broken my spirit,

said a woman who went by Jane Doe. Number two, so there's also number one. I wish I would die because of how you degraded me. The victim recalled an incident where she was forced to perform oral sex on the music star after you played bass basketball in a car full of your friends. He played basketball on a car full of friends. I mean that's disgusting. So you not only do you have to suck his dick after he's just worked out, like you have to be in

a car filled with smelly guys. Okay, that's been our show, ladies and gentlemen for good. What will be interesting is when we come back for the break. Right, we're talking about Lynne Maxwell, who sex trafficking, trafficking. She just got her sentence, So why don't we see how those two compare. The sentences between those two, I mean, this is wild. He was convicted of racketeering and violating the Man Act Ironic, the law of that bands transporting people across state lines

for any immoral purpose. Also, Glenn Maxwell was sentenced for that. The sentence was more than twenty five years. Federal prosecutors that sought in a letter blah blah blah blah. Um. So you guys, I'm obviously just reading this in real time because this is the show Real Time Crime. He continued his crimes and avoided punishment for them for almost thirty years and must now be held accountable. Damn. You know.

This is kind of like with the Michael Jackson's situation where people like, can you separate the artist from the beast? And in this what was our Kelly that that could have an artist look remixed to? Ignition was a hit, but it hits a little different knowing that during the ignition and the car being started he was getting his dick sucked immorally with all of his friends in the car. I find that disgusting. I can't as suck the day

after sucking sports. It's not gonna happen though, Yep, I agreed, even people know, but ill, yeah, I'm not gonna suck your dick even after you get out of the shower, let alone after you've played sports. I'm not sucking anyone's stick is what I'm trying to say. Sorry, babe, m Yes, anyway, guys, we'll be right back. Don't touch that nials. Stay safe. We'll be back with the Glen Max wheelcase. Bom bom boma,

and we're back. Welcome back to Real Time Crime. I'm your host, Lee Lamar, I have with me oftentimes Dmitri and our incredible guest show, Young Summers. Today, guys, we're headed into our main case right now. You have been waiting for this news that no one has been able to get into the courtroom to see. Glenn Maxwell was finally sentenced to twenty years in prison for sex trafficking a minor. Let me rephrase sex trafficking miners for Jeffrey Epstein.

So for those of you who've been living under a rock and don't know what happened, let me round it up for you. Glenn was a British social light and friend slash girlfriend to ultra wealthy businessman Jeffrey Epstein. They had a very weird on again, off again situation. If you recall from the documentary, Epstein and Maxwell were accused of an international sex trafficking scheme that stretched over decades. And I'm sure if you haven't heard about Epstein Island,

well now you're about to. The long lasting sex trafficking showed how the rich and powerful can avoid, at times the consequences for their actions, including Prince Andrew who is now longer who is no longer part of the royal family and had to get his own legal counsel to get out of the photos that were taken while he was at Epstein Island. Uh. Donald Trump was there, you know,

pretty much everyone that you could think of. Prosecutors argued, Maxwell and Epstein conspired to set up a scheme to lure young girls into sexual relationships with Epstein from two thousand and four in New York, Florida, New Mexico, and the US Virgin Islands. For women who testified during the trial said that Epstein abuse them when they were girls, and that Maxwell facilitated the abuse and sometimes participated in it.

A Netflix stock called Filthy Rich takes a deep dive into the ways Jeffrey Epstein and Glenne max will A

lured young girls. So in December, she was found guilty of five of the six federal counts, three counts of conspiracy to entice in individuals under the age of seventeen to travel and interstate commerce with intent to engage in a llegal sexual activity, one count of conspiracy to commit sex trafficking of individuals under the age of eighteen, and one count of sex trafficking of an individual under the

age of eighteen. She was found not guilty on one charge of enticement of an individual under the age of seventeen to travel with intent to engage in illegal sexual activity, which actually makes no sense to me that she wasn't found guilty on that one. And then on Tuesday, June ak yesterday, if you're listening to this, it's very recent, she was sentenced to twenty years in federal prison for carrying out a year's long scheme with her lifelong confidant,

Afrey Epstein, to groom and sexual abuse underage girls. She's sixty right now. She did not testify in her defense during the trial late last year, which I actually also think is interesting. She was sentenced to five years is supervised release in a seven fifty thousand dollar fine, which her attorney said she's unable to pay, which honestly makes no sense to me because she was a socialite and

supposed to be super rich, like Okay, annadalthy. All of a sudden, there are money always just disappears the guy and I'm poor. How are you able to afford this lawyer if you didn't have money, lots of money, the judge said. She it's like, I'm sure that if we follow the money as I always tell you to do, she probably wired a ton of her money to offshore accounts or other people before this all started. The judge said she will be sent to a federal prison in Danbury, Connecticut.

Prosecutors had asked the judge to sentence Maxwell to thirty to fifty five years, and she only got twenty. She had been detained since her arrest in July, so the prosecutors give her. They said that she received credit for two years already of time served, which means seems ludicrous. Jurors deliberated for five full days before finding Maxwell guilty, and I think that this is an interesting point to make that at her sentencing, Judge Nathan said to the court,

Miss Maxwell is not punished in place of Epstein. She's being punished for the role that she played. I mean, no offense, but she should just be in jail for longer. That's my opinion. I mean, some people think twenty years is too harsh of a sentence. I don't think it's harsh enough. What do you guys think. I think it's too harsh. Her eighteen years and the one day, so it's over eighteen but it's not too long. Ha ha. But that's a social good. Thank you. Actually I agree

with Leah. Yeah, I don't think it's harsh ena. I mean like when you bring children into it, it's just like I can never think the sentence. The sentence is never long enough in my opinion. Yeah, agreed. And this is not because I have four kids. This is uh I would if if I didn't, this would be my opinion. Even outside of that, whenever someone an adult takes advantage of a child, or of children or underaged people, it's to me, it's one of the most disturbing things you

can do. And I don't have any problem. I don't have any problem with extremely long sentences and punishment for people like that, because those are people that you're ruining their lives. You're they're they're not like forgetting about this. It's not like because you've got sentence that baggage and that torment that they carry is all of a sudden gone. Right. You've taken someone that was still learning the world. And I know we're talking about different ages here, but they're

still learning the world. There's and you you that's why the groom people always grooming is too nice a word for what they do, right, because they're basically mind warping them into into doing things that they shouldn't or probably wouldn't want to do. So do I have any problem with long sentences? No? I think they should all be up. The r Kelly thing, the the Smaxwell thing, and if f Steen was still alive, I think he should have been.

I'm sure he would have been. But you know, the only thing that that obsessed me about this beyond that is I think she should have to take the stand. I think she should have explained what she did. And I think that this is not a cut and dry thing. This was not oh Jeffrey and Glene like, what did they do? There were a lot of people on that island, and I don't care if I'm a fan of them. I don't know who they are. But if I ended up being a fan of them, I can remove myself

from that situation. If they were involved in this, I think names should be named, and I think they should be punished as well. Well. Dmitri, I know that you were a fan of long sentences because you just spoke for a very long time, but I do agree. The other thing that I find interesting is that there's no money being paid to victims. Did did you read that anywhere?

Because all I saw was the sell fine and I don't think that's enough to split between four people, and she doesn't have the money and blah blah blah, And it doesn't say that any of them were awarded financial um compensation for their um for their pain and suffering, you know, and and also yeah, I mean it's like and also like years of their life destroyed. I don't I didn't read that anywhere. I could be wrong. Um. If anyone else knows the answer, please let me know.

But I don't see that, And I don't know if this would make them feel like justice was served. Also, let's be honest, she's going to Danbury, Connecticut. That's basically a mall. I'm not joking. Like Danbury, Connecticut is literally like the widest like super like qute wealthy neighborhood They have a huge mall there. It's known as a minimum security jail for white color criminals. Like, she's just going to be playing like Bocci and having momosas do we

think this is fair? She's basically going to do Epstein Island without the island. I think she's the evil bitch. I really think. So. You know, if I have a rushy guy boyfriend and then I got out and ugly that pussy become dry, how do KI go and the you know Luba kid and do botox and work out and keep the guy. I'm not gonna trying, you know, group with some young girls ruin their lives so I can be involved with this monster forever and be desired

and being power. She's just using them to make herself like revalence. You know, it's just she's sucking. She's just an evil bitch. I just think she's an evil Do you think that she was just attracted to the money and the lifestyle and the jet setting and the you know, all these things, or do you think she was actually interested in these young kids or do you think she became interested because she wanted to be around the money and that she's a obsessed this having control and having

power and the feeling importance. That's why she don't want to do move herself in the image, and she do whatever she came to be right next to Jeffrey to enjoy the life, the money and the control. And then she found out the best way for her to be involved is keep impressing him with younger girls, prettier younger girls, and she just keep doing it, so she didn't get what she wants, and she she didn't able to learn. I just think without her, Jeffrey wouldn't have excelltent man

so many girls because woman would trust a woman. Yes, yes, And if Epstein didn't not kill himself, well, thank you do. And he was also on trial for these crimes. Do you think that she would have served a longer sentence, a shorter sentence or the same sentence, And how long do you think he would have gotten m I think he should have been jail for like a hundred years and she would be like fifteen. Because the one we see his face, I think America will be so funthing serious.

They are really going to just not even making the example, but just like give him what he deserves. And then she would actually be equally astuv not but almost. I think there would have been more that we would have learned, and this case would have gotten a lot more depth to it. So I think hers probably would have been the same, potentially more. And I think he would have had I mean, I don't know what the what the rulings are on these things, so I'd like to say life,

but I don't know how these work. But I think he would have had a lot more and I think there would have been more that would have come out that would have made her look even worse. I mean, do you think you're going to hear more about celebrities that were participating in these activities? Do you think that we're gonna core cases in the future about them? Or do you think everyone just signing NBA isn't paying off people?

I mean, what do I think? How do I see, if you're smart, have everyone signed an NBA before you have sex with that? That's That's not how we should be running things right now. We should be. If there were people involved, they should be they should be brought out and and and and that should be exposed. There's no amount of money that should just let people buy their way out of stories. Listen. I'm sure you knew

it was wrong. Don't give me the I thought it was just going to Roose Island and everybody, We're just having fun. You knew it was wrong. So I think beyond Prince Andrew, I think there's more people, obviously, and I think they need to be named as well. Yes, Daddy, well, but isn't that also what happened with Donald Trump was that he had NDA, so no one could these young people couldn't sue him, and and there were all these like young women lawsuits and all these weird sexual encounters.

But what does that mean anymore? Right, It's like, don't buy in front of Congress, but everyone's doing that. Don't And I was little and somebody said, oh, like if you were subpoena to speak in front of Congress, holy crap, you gotta go. Now there's people just blowing that off. The rules are out the window in this country now, So who cares if there's an n d A. If you want somebody to go down, then your name them. Someone else will bail you out for breaking an n DA.

They'll pay your bill. Yeah, that makes sense. And do you feel like if she appealed this that there would be any chance she could win. I don't think so, Yeah, I don't. I don't either. I think this is I think there's got to be some big swing in a case like this to be like, oh, Okay, she knew about it, she was she was actively part of an active participant. There's no way this wouldn't get overturned. I mean, and I say that knowing full well that I've said

that before about things. I mean, there's like a million things that we could talk about with this, but it's just kind of like we've talked about it for I just feel like this is open and shut. I think she should be in jail for longer. She's disgusting, sick human being. I mean, like, if you, if you could sit down and ask her any question, what would it be? Who else was there? Give me all that. That's the only thing I want from this case. I want who

else is there? You want less than twenty years? Start spilling you should you already have an infort. It's just would you actually let her take some years off of her jail sentence if she could give a bunch of names, Sure, she's sixty whatever, give her fifteen years. What's gonna do. At that point, she's probably gonna hurt herself playing pickleball on that Dan Barry prison anyway, So, oh my, I hurt myself playing pickaball the other day. I'm like, why

am I aging in dog ears? What is wrong with me? Okay, before we wrap her today, any final thoughts? We hate this bitch? That feels like our final thought. I hate her. She's such a good oh recap everything. Yeah, I think she's a bit. I think she's ridiculous and I think she should spill names. I think if your teacher, don't have sex with students, no offense, Leah. I think if you live near alligators, don't walk near the fucking water and whatever. The other one was, Oh, if it's not

your house, don't break in in party. But if it is, just find a medium ground and don't don't prosecute. We don't prosecute your kids doing something stupid. And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen, this has been another episode of Real time crime. Jo Yang, Where can we find you on the Internet? And Johnny and Johnny Summers Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, everywhere? And how do we find your show dates? Summers dot com?

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