Overheard and Amber Heard

Amber Heard's defamation trial. Should I say defamation, Well, it's too late now and as you can already here, We've got our guest here today with us, you guys. He's one of my favorite people on planet Earth. He's one of the funniest people in planet Earth. He's a comic. He's a writer, producer, actor, podcaster. His debut album, Half Ast was on Conan O'Brien's record label, Team Coco Records.

He was the first comedian signed to the label. Ian has appeared numerous times on Comedy Centrals at Midnight TBS is Conan Comedy Central's other shows. He's just an absolute gem. The light he's an executive story editor and writing console on HDOS Crashing co producer on Netflix's Friends from College. Honestly, I'm I'm getting a little tired of reading all your credits. If you don't mind, I just would like to skip the rest of them. In We've got in edwards today. Everyone,

What up, y'all? How are you doing? Why are you broadcasting from like a layer? Because I'm a detective and I'm solving a murder mystery. Look dead. This feels like and it's a mustached man who did it. It's always the mustache man that I want to have sex with and also committed the crime. It feels like a zoom version of the first forty eight The Detective. And I'm what you just came in and I'm like gonna all these questions. Well, Ian, I do need to know where

you were on the night of September. Always been performing, always be performing a BP baby, um I hello, I love you. And you're in Austin for Moon Tower Comedy. Mhm were you performing tonight? I mean Antoine's and then the Velvita Room or something like that. Yeah, great, Antoine's is cute. So and just so people get to know you a little better. You know what you just told them about me? I think you just told him everything.

Go ahead, but how about better? Better? All right? Like what if there are a ladies listening who want to date you? All right, you've convinced me. Okay, So Ian, did you always want to be a comic? Nah? Go on? Never even occurred to how did this come about for you? Uh? Like I'm an immigrant, so really yeah, yeah I got. I came to America and I was like seventeen years old from Jamaica and I was like working at this burger king. So this is years I mean working at

burger king. And I'm trying to like, you have to start your life over you. You don't have no day one friends, you know what I mean? Like like you don't know anybody, and even the black people are meeting, like we don't have regular black shit in common with each other. Like food is different, sports is different, taste in music is different. So you have to learn even

black ship. And then there was one guy. He happened to go to the same high school as me, like a year ahead of me, but he worked at the same burger king. Okay, so we met some burger kings and queens. Yeah, so we're at this white town. But he was as funny as ship. Like his name is Greg Ellis and he was just hilarious. And then that's when I was like, oh, Ship, you can be funny and like get to know people. So I just seeing him like I'm putting burghers in behind the broiler, watching

him on fries, just killing it. Was ripping the whole kitchen apart. I think that's it, crushing the kitchen crushing. He had a he had a fresh forty five how like, he had a fresh four hour shifts set ready every day. That's hilarious. And then I was like, HEIGHT said, then I started exploring being funny it makes the shifts go faster. I just kept on doing until I was like the second funniest dude at Burger King. That should be the title of your next special. Yeah, because I don't think

I've ever attained like funny like Greg. And then one day I was like taking orders on the drive through, and the drive to was like my first mic. I was just like always hilarious, like taking orders, you know, somebody comes up to I got a new audience member every order, and I was like like working on my drive through material killing and uh, this dude, I took his order and then when he pulled around, he was like, hey, was that you took my order? I was like, yeah, yeah,

he said you should do comedy. And then that stranger changed my life the way he said it, the way it hit I was like, like, as soon as he said it, the instant reaction within myself was That's what I'm doing for the rest of my life. Wow. So if you're the stranger who told the Ian to do comedy at the Burger King from back in the day, please call in and let us know who you are, because Ian owes you his entire life or all those

credits that at least credits that Leah mentioned. It got exhausting, and I mean it's like people can just look up on IMDb. You're also obsessed with soccer? Yeah, yeah, you have a soccer podcast? Is that still going? Yes? Still going? Why are you so obsessed with football? I said in the European way? Yeah, so are you a good soccer player? So are you a good soccer player? Yeah? But my knees are like funked up from playing too long, Like I should have played way past the time I should

have played. Yeah, you know, but you know I say, I was like came to America from Jamaica, but I was born in England, so that's their number one sport. And then Jamaica was a colony of the British, so that was a sport there. So when I came to America, like I connected with anybody who played it. So that's like a through line for me. Like it's always been like like a place where playing soccer was a place of home with when I was never felt at home.

So you made friends through comedy, sports and burgers. Greg Ellis, he's our guy. Yeah, everyone's from Greg Ellis. Me would not be on this part cast right now. Big ups to Greg Ellis. He got into the prime of his career, which is on this podcast today. Okay, so in are you a true crime fan? No, that's great. I can't wait to get all your hot takes on our hot topics for today. We're just gonna dive right in and feel free to be as insane as to look. I wish I had more of a filter. I just don't.

And people don't listen to this podcast. Uh to listen to someone just speak seriously about true crime, so we just pop off, all right, all right, so our first hot topic today. F DA is investigating Lucky Charms after over a hundred people complain of vomiting after eating it. First of all, shut the up, stop eating candy for breakfast and maybe you won't vomit. I mean, how are people just now vomiting? How resolute with people's stomachs that

they didn't vomit before? And I always wanted to eat Lucy Joms when I was a kid, but that's that was one of those high brands my parents weren't going to spend the money on. Yeah, it's like eating Jolly Branches. So goddamn breakfast. Why you're having dessert for breakfast? Yeah, Like, I have no sympathy for these people. So apparently, the US Food and Drug Administration said Saturday received more than a hundred complaints related to Lucky Charms so far this year.

So that's a hundred complaints over the course of like four and a half months. While it is rare for people to get sick for meating breakfast cereal because cereals baked cereal can be contaminated after it's bake, typically when the puffs are glazed with a sugary coating, or when it is packaged, food safety experts set. Several hundred people have also posted on a food safety website, I was poison dot com, oh complaining of nausea, diarrhea, and vomiting

after eating Lucky Charms. This is actually my second time experienced symptoms after eating Lucky Charms, and I'm certain it is the cause. One person from Ohio reported on I was poison dot Com having extreme abdominal pains. I am holding onto the remaining cereal left in the box and hoping to get it tested soon, they wrote, complaining they said that this pain was something else. How are we not all going out from body Lucky Charms right now so that we can join this lawsuit? Like? What am

I doing here? Yeah? We we gotta run. We gotta run, not walk. Hold on a second, let me talk to my fake assistant. Hey, get me five boxes of Lucky Charms stat thank you. Apparently Patrick Quaid, the founder of the I was poison dot Com website, I feel like we're sponsored by them. Now, have you recently been poisoned by a cereal? Win us and I was poison dot com? Is your ex boyfriend trying to murder you by sneaking poison into your food. I'm gonna get a billboard, you

know those those that's the Lucky Charms lawyer. This is yeah. Patrick Quaid said that over three thousand reports came in across the country of people saying that they got sick. It's like, uh, first of all, I feel like Lucky Charms are outdated. You know, it's after all of this COVID stuff and people being like, oh, ob City kills more people than COVID, which who knows if that's true or not. I'm like, why are we still loving? You know what? I don't know. I'm not I'm not a scientist.

I'm just um. I could google it, but I'd rather just gues estimate and not give false information. But you know, it's like, why are we allowing kids to eat marshmallows at breakfast? I mean, how is this part of a balanced diet. It's just it's just listen, I feel like the only thing, the only people Lucky Charms has been lucky for this long is Lucky Charms. So for them to have not been sued or any one of those sugary ass suit cereals have not been sued before this.

They've all been lucky, like get get it together, Food Producers and co Operations of America stop poisoning us. Yeah, unlucky charms. There. New campaign is magically diarrhea. Yeah exactly. It's like eating technic for breakfast. Well, sometimes you got to get it out. You know, it could be better than coffee. Yeah, I mean I don't drink coffee either. Have you ever been to a Taco Bell drive through and seeing if they were funnier than you? I've gone

there to scout for talent, for new talent. I mean I could see you just going hopping drive through hopping, just going from drive through to drive through to see if there's anyone that you will pass on this gift of telling that they should do comedy too. Yeah. When I pull up and everybody given my food, I'm like, nah, you don't got it, and just pull off and leave the food there, and you just leave them mystified for the rest and like don't go what what? Oh god? What? Yeah?

They have no idea. It was like why would someone order and then not and just drive by and not pick up their order? Yeah, and you're driving de Lorean and They're like, did this guy just drop in from the future. Yeah? Yeah, Speaking of finding the one, a Michigan kindergartener brings tequila to school and shares it with classmates, and it's found by the teacher. Some parents are outraged

after learning a kindergartener brought alcohol to school. According to NBC fifteen, the Michigan students shared a bottle of Jose Quervil mix with ten percent alcohol content with four students at Grand River Academy before a teacher stepped in to stop it. One parent, Alexas Smith, told the outlet she got a call from the school alerting her that her

daughter was one of them. There were so many thoughts turning through my mind, like, oh my god, you know what if it was open before the girl got to school? How much was it? She said? She's asking how much. She's like, oh my god, did she get a deal in it? Because she's young? Apparently what you're supposed to do with tequila like share it. I felt like this kid has yeah, yeah, he brought or she brought tequila

to school. But they've they've done things that parents have been trying to get people to do for a long The other kids to do for a long time, like to share. And I just did they have shot glasses? Did they poured into other kids cooks? Like? How does this kid want to be the next Tom Cruise bartender? Like what's going on here? Or Andy Cohen? Yeah, just really preparing for the role of a lifetime getting to

be a bartender. Behind the scenes on the show. Well, I think what's interesting is there's saying the teachers saying, oh, it's unfortunate that these types of adult beverages can easily be be mistaken for child friendly drinks. It's like, no, I'm sorry. If your kid is bringing Jose Quervo mix with alcohol, it's not a child friendly drink. This person has clearly watched two alcohol parents, alcoholic parents down some drinks.

They know how to mix it with first of all, disgusting, say, I sound like a kid knows how to have a good time, and what is the problem here. The kid is a very observant, pays attention, and he he came to school and brought some ship And I would love to go to college with this kid. It sounds like it would be fun just to have fun, to do kindergarden over and to have fun with this kid. Yeah, I'd love to go to rehab with this kid. I didn't know. They shouldn't let Bert christ shot back in school.

They shouldn't let most comedians back in school. Also, I keep Okay, So I finally got my INVISI line out. I know this is such a tangent, but because I'm not using the trays anymore, I'm used to lisping, and now I literally don't know how to speak. Like my mouth it's not the same. Something is wrong here, but I can't get words out. I feel like now I have a permanent list, and I'm thinking about every word as I say it, and I'm stumbling over my words

and it's very confusing. But I guess this is the price I have to pay for having straight teeth. That's so funny because you get there's a line, so you'll become more attractive, but it makes you attractive one way and unattractive in another way. It gives you a list, right, thanks, Dot, it's a really double edged sword. Yeah, that's awardness. You know,

it's so funny. I'm going to Avisa next week. And I was talking to my friend Yeah, and I was like, oh, I'm going to Abisa and she's like, wait, have you been before? And I was like no, and she's like, oh yeah, so you get to say abisa until you've been there. And I was like, okay, that's pretty funny. And by when I say I was talking to my friend, I meant me that was a conversation I had with myself. And I don't know why you have to inform me

that I know anyway. So I think we're going to Bisa for a week, Croatia for a week and a half, and then Dubai for a comedy festival for a week. Are you going to that comedy festival in Dubai. Yeah. Someone told me the funniest joke about Dubai that was, it's not this is not my joke. To be clear, Dubai was built by a rapper but lives under the rules of the rappers. Mom, it's kind of funny. I

get that. That's funny. If you had laughed, I would have been like, just kidding, that's my joke because those places have so many rules. Yeah, because it's like you you can't do anything. Men and women aren't allowed to touch like women are in burkas. You can't be too sexy, and I don't know if that's true, but I think

that's what I've been told. I'll find out when I get there, right let me know, call me from jail to let me know how much fun I'll be like, Hey, ian um, do you have a hundred jeeves sitting in the bank account right now? Because I really need to get bailed out. Because I showed cleavage. I showed the space in between my eyes and they told me I couldn't. I left the hotel without invisilion and that's legal here. They're like, I'm sorry, ma'am, you don't have it's sheer

showing too much skin, including teeth. All right, Well, I guess we'll just keep it moving. Huh. Also, I'm sorry, but do you think these these parents should be punished for letting their kids bring accidentally tequila to school? I put accidentally in air quotes because we don't really no, I mean, you know kids are gonna do ship almost accidentally. My brothers and sisters almost killed our younger sister when we were younger. My parents shouldn't be punished for that.

I agree. Also, someone just ring my doorbell, and I feel like this is the beginning of a true crime episode, like an actual one. So imagine I leave the podcast to go check my door and then I never come back and just slashes of blood all over the background of my my poster that says dead on it. What am I supposed to do? Now? What's going on? Yeah, you're like, hey, guys, So I'm Leo Lamar and this is real time crime the show m go on, Hey guys, I'm going to leave. You all saw that I was

in Austin and had nothing to do with this. You had an alibi, But what if you're actually in the other room. Mean, I wouldn't kill you on screen? One? Am an idiot? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, smart smart? Alright, moving on, you guys, remember were the story about the very tragic story about the young boys fourteen who died after falling from the Thrill ride on Florida last month. So they did a couple of checks to figure out what actually happened.

They started investigating the crime scene and the actual mechanics of the ride and what quest Engineering found that the adjustment to the seat that Tyree Sampson fell from prevented safety sensors from shutting the ride down, even though the space between the seat and the harness was too wide. Apparently it was only his seat, which is just so crazy. So the report confirmed the Department's findings, and an operator of the Orlando Drop Tower made manual adjustments to the ride,

resulting in it being unsafe. So neither Free nor the reports specified when the sensors were changed or who specifically made the adjustment fishy a f in my opinion, in because everyone's so afraid they're gonna get blamed. The ride did not experience any kind of mechanical or electrical failure.

Quests investigation found, according to the report, to safety lights that are meant to illuminate once the seats, harness is secured in a certain position must be activated for the ride to operate, but the gap between Samson's seat and harness was found to be over twice as big as the average gap in twenty seven of the other seats of the ride, But due to the adjustment that had been made to the plate that houses the proximity sensors,

the safety lights were still illuminated, allowing the right to operate normally. The investigation concluded that had the plate been in its original position, the space between Samson's seat enclosed harness would have been the same as the other twenty seven seats on the ride. This is crazy. So it's almost like the I don't know if you heard about

this case. Ian, thanks for bringing me on your podcast to bring me down Jesus Christ, like funny after telling me about the death of how fun at your comedy show? What type of what type of sad ship? Is this weird? And then I'm supposed to make something fun out of this? Oh? Thank you? Like how bring me on to be insensitive? No? No, we don't really laugh about the death. I mean I used to, but you know, no, this one's really sad. All the deaths are sad, yeah, but but I mean

this one is particularly so there's no one. It seems like there's no operator to blame because they had no way of realizing that it was incorrectly adjusted because the safety lights were still illuminated. But it's like they need to find out who adjusted it, who left it that way? Were they planning on coming back to fix in? They just didn't think anything bad would happen. I don't know, I I do you think the ride should be shut

down after this? I mean, listen, First of all, the only person is happy about what you just read is operated. He's like or she's like, who like this? Saying on me? This is above my pay grade. This is some technical ship. When I signed up a week ago for this job, you told me if this this and this happened, we're good to go. I'm not a mechanic. I don't know how ship works. I'm just an underpaid person getting a little getting minimum wage to to operate the ride and

press the button. If there's no senses go off and then after that, but should they operate? Like? What place was this? This was in Florida obviously, and what uh? What adventure land place was? This was the name of the thing. It's a at Orlando's Icon Perk. Yeah see, and it was the Orlando free Fall Ride. Come on, you're you're trying to trap me into saying something instance Ship, I'm not. You said it's the it's the free Fall ride. Like this is this sounds like a set up for

puns that will come back to haunt me. Oh, I'm haunted by this podcast every day. Well Ship, I'm just gonna let's lead this. I would never ride that ride. How about that? No, I would never go on a free fall ride in the first place, It's like, why are we signing up for it? Sounds so scary? Yeah, Like, why am I paying for scary ship? Like I'm only

paying for pleasure. I mean. The other thing is, I was just thinking about going skydiving the other day, and I was like, why am I thinking about jumping out of an airplane? To my possible to minds, it just sounds like I'm doing fine in life. I don't need to sign any waivers, you know. Yeah, I don't need thrills like I need ship. Like you said you're gonna

besa Orbisa? How would be pronounce it? Yeah? I don't know you and apparently aren't allowed to even say it, right, I'll just write it in the chat where you going? But that's the only spot or places like that. That's the only places I'm spending money on that I don't need to be scared into having fun. I'm good. Well that's so interesting because then I was like, well, how do I still fly without flying out of an airplane? And then I found this place called I Fly, which

is an indoor skydiving tunnel. WHOA did I just didn't demon just come out of my throat? Yes, thank you. Um, I just got I exercised a demon everyone on this podcast. Maybe I'll be normal after this. Doubtful anyway. So it's a wind tunnel that propels you into the air and you fly inside. And the sad thing is I was like, yeah, I mean, I'm leaving for a trip next week and I can't really afford to break my neck today, but I would. I'd like to go fly. I'm just too scared. Listen,

you've taken a chance. It's on a flight to Europe. That's your skydiving. You don't need to and don't freak me out. I mean no, I mean, that's that's the risk. Every time. I think we've normalized, like the risk of flying to the point that it's not a thrill anymore. Like a few decades ago, you've got a plane. Everybody like it's like the launch of a space shuttle. You know, your whole family go to the airport to see you often because it was the last time they saw you.

You might as well be skydiving, so you just have sex with strangers before you go. You're like, well, I'm taking a flight smart of Cincinnati. Could be my last. It could be my last. I still tell people that, and that's how you get laid. Yeah, this could be my last flight. You know how planes be crashing and stuff. You can't want to you know, anything could happen, you know what I mean. Yeah, I could make it there and then never speak to you again. You know I could.

I could accidentally follow you. So let's just do this now. Okay, Guys on that note, we're gonna take a quick break. Don't touch that dial. We'll be right back. And don't commit a crime while waiting for us to come back, because we're gonna be talk about Johnny Depp and neighbor heard b RB and welcome back to a real time crime you little social sleuth, sim your host Lee Lamar, and we have with with this today. I can't speak. Thanks in Visilinne we have with us today, Ian Edwards, Ian,

they look so good, but I can't speak. You were so eloquent when your teeth were crooked, but it was good at old days. Yeah. I really looked so horrible, but I sounded so excellent. You know, I really had had a face for radio back then. H But now that I have a face for video, it's like people would rather not hear me speak. Yeah, you don't have a voice for radio, but hey, many they're just gonna

fire you. Maybe, but maybe I'll find a husband because I'm like, oh, she hasn't really talk, but she's cute. That's exactly what I've been looking for. And that's honestly what's been getting me in trouble all these years is you know, they were like, oh, I don't want to look at her, and she's annoying. But now it's just one. At least you get you one in one department. But now I'm hot. Yeah. Anyway, I always think about the fact that, you know, how when people die or get

murdered or whatever it is. I don't know why I said it like that, but whatever it is that kills them whatever, you know, they always find people's teeth. Yeah, and they match it to their dental records to identify their body. I thought about this million times. I'm like, but my teeth have changed so much, maybe they won't even know it's me. How do they know who your dentist is? Well, that's the first person they call. No, how do they know you die? They posted on Instagram?

They say, who's responsible for this person's teeth? They make a TikTok about it. Who's been ripping this person off? We need to know so we can identify them. Oh boy, all right, you guys speaking of getting ripped off. I don't know why that felt like a good segue, but here we are. You guys have all heard about the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial by Now if you haven't, you've been under a rock, which is fine. I will take you out from under the rock. Let's dust it off.

So Johnny Depp and Amber Herd started dating in early after meeting on the set of The Rum Diary a few years earlier. They were married, and just fifteen months later it was over classic Hollywood story. Heard filed for divorce and a restraining order. Appearing in a l A court with a bruised cheek, She said Depp had violently attacked her and thrown a mobile phone at her face

with extreme force. There were other alleged instances of harassment as well, excessive emotional, verbal, and physical abuse, she wrote in court filings, angry, hostile, humiliating, and threatening assaults. Johnny Depp denied this. A judge then granted her a temporary restraining order, but hours before a civil trial over the order was to begin. She and the Pirates of the Caribbean Star released a joint statement saying that they had

put their dispute to rest. So so interesting. Then Johnny Depp gave amber Heard seven million dollars as part of their divorce settlement, which she pledged to donate to the a c l U. Something that well, apparently his team is saying that she never donated the money because I heard that while ago, Yeah, and then back in she wrote an essay for The Washington Post in which she described herself as a public figure representing domestic abuse, Although

the article never mentioned him by name, his attorneys previously said in court documents that Herd's op ed was all part of an elaborate hoax. The Pirates of a Caribbean Star also claimed in court documents that Heard concocted her story in the hopes of generating positive publicity and to advance her career. Days before the trial, she made a rare statement on Instagram announcing a break from social media.

Johnny is suing me for an op ed I wrote in The Washington Post in which I recounted my experience of violence and domestic abuse. She wrote, in April nine, I wrote about the price women pay for speaking out against men in power. I continue to pay that price, but hopefully when this case concludes, I can move on, and so can Johnny Woof. Okay, so what's happening now?

On a text messages between Depth and his neighbor Isaac Burr were revealed in court, and the text said, I hope that Amber's rotten corpse is decomposing in a skin truck of a Honda Civic. First of all, why are we coming after Honda? Yea Honda, the shitty car. Yeah should end up in like I can feel like they're reliable number one. And I had a Honda one time, and it took me everywhere early in my career and saved me on a lot of nights. So I'm against

Johnny Depp for coming for Honda like that. I mean, I I take that personal. That's you know, the trunk of a Honda likes it's the worst place you could be. That's how you know how rich Johnny Depp is that he doesn't live in reality to find out that Honda is not the worst possible car you could have. Yeah, exactly like he he looks down on Honda's Yeah, he's like Tesla disgusting. Like, yeah, I'm like, I have a Honda right now, f you, Johnny. You know I'm taking

this personally. It's like, this isn't a four Torus. It's not a Toyota Corolla for us. The trunks of Honda's pretty comfortable, so he's obviously never rotted in one before, and you know, it's very sporty back there. There's sometimes plugs, so you could, you know, be at the beach and use your computer and have a beach chair back there, and you can do a lot of stuff in a Honda. So disrespect Honda should sue Johnny Depp. Not only do I agree, but I think he ruined his chance of

having a sponsorship from Honda. Absolutely. But you know, any press is good pressed as they say, what is rotten the trunk of Honda type? Like what if Honda does use that in the next advertising campaign, They're like, come raw in the back of our trunk. Yeah, Honda Civic the car for you. You gotta you got a body to bury, get a Honda Civic. Yeah. Don't you know we can work for anyone. Families, happy couples and couples

that don't get along, you know, Honda mostly that last one. Yeah, you plan on dying together because I got there for you. I'm trying to find out what the Honda slogan is. Um, maybe it's like the unhelpful Honda dealer. He's like, Hey, do you want to die in the back of your own car? I'll even close the trunk for you for low a pr of three exactly. So moving on, while you look up Honda's statement during opening statements, hers attorney Ben rotten Born. That's so odd. Yeah, we're talking about

rotting in a trunk and his name is Rottenborn. It's a a little much for me. Also, like what last name is that. It sounds like it's mixed between a Jewish and born again Christian. He sounds like he's rich enough to know that he should change his name and can afford it. And he is an attorney and should have done that. This is an LS Island situation. Yeah,

what's going on? Yeah, So he claimed that Amber Heard suffered sexual violence at the hands of Johnny Depp, and he also alleged that the actress suffered domestic abuse by

depth that took many forms, including physical emotional, verbal, and psychological. Obviously, Johnny Depp's spokesperson denied these allegations, saying this follows a pattern of her elaborate, erroneous claims which have continued to change and evolve over time for the purpose of Hollywood shock value, of which Amber has mastered and used to exploit a serious social movement. So these are big claims

coming from both parties obviously, and apparently their therapists. Their their therapists that they had together testified on April fourteen, saying that the couple engaged in mutual abuse and then depths long time doctor David Kipper participated in deposition that was played on April eighteenth, So this is just two days ago, you guys. And this was recorded in February,

recalling treating him for having a severed fingertip. If you have been obsessed with this case like I have, I'm sure you've heard about the infamous fingertip bloody fingertip writing I love you in a mirror with blood all over the place. I mean, this is also crazy, right, And then the other side is saying that, okay, let me just keep going. Well, it's just you know, I love the Hollywood horror show. Right, well, what are your feelings

on this ship? Like you might have said it to other people before or people on this show, but I've never heard it. What do you think? What's it do? Yeah, So it's interesting because there's also allegations saying that Amber threw a bottle at him which sliced his finger open. Other people are saying that he cut it himself, and I think that's what he said to the doctor, which might have been a cover up at the time. This is just one of those situations, in my opinion, where

they probably weren't right for each other. They were probably very physically interested in each other. Maybe there's like a lustful relationship, and then when you realize you're not right with someone, or there's some sort of cheating or other

people involved or whatever it is. I think that people then start to act differently, and that can turn into manipulation, that can turn into control tactics, that can turn into icing someone out and stonewalling them, and emotional abuse, physical abuse, and when you stay in something for too long, especially you know, there are a lot of situations where people just turned to violence. So in this situation, you know,

we've heard Amber's lied. We've also heard that, John. I mean the fact that the therapist is saying mutual abuse sounds like everyone's in the wrong. Yeah. I feel like the only thing they did right was break up. Hilarious, That's the only thing that they did right. And the therapist is like, this is a tie, like both these motherfuckers she stay away from each other. But it's like, yeah, I'm gonna go with the therapist on this, like he or she did not pick a side. I don't like

the neighbor snitching about texting, like Johnny Depp text the neighbor. Yeah, snitches get stitches in their finger that severed, Well Johnny did. Yeah, But yeah, this is this is just crazy and they shouldn't be together. Well, they're definitely not together. But you know, she went on the cover of People magazine with a dark bruise on her face. You know, Johnny Depp also has He's got children, Lily rose up and jacked up um with his other ex Vanessa parodies. But what does

she saying this? She have any stories of being abused by death? I think she was supposed to take the stand and then I read something about I could be wrong on this so we'll have to do a fact check. But apparently she was supposed to take the stand, and then someone on Amber heard side was in the courtroom and overlooked over her shoulder to see someone showing her um on her phone, Like Vanessa was looking on her

phone at some sort of information about the trial. And if you do that, then your testimony is no longer able to be used. And so they dismissed her from able from being able to understand. But apparently it was like an old trial. Yeah, so she wasn't allowed to testify. I mean, this sounds so messy and at this point, I mean, so by the way, Johnny Depp lost the first round and the first round, what do you mean

they're in a boxing ring? Um In a libel trial set in the UK, Johnny sued Amber for fifty million dollars over the op edge she wrote in The Washington Post, which which she claimed to be a victim of domestic abuse, and then she sued him back for a hundred million with a counterclaim. Yeah. The defamation trial is expected to feature painful accusations of domestic abuse. It will be broadcast live and involve a number of high profile witnesses, including me.

You the two most high profile James Franco, which I'm like, wasn't he canceled for some sort of like I can't believe, I don't know. I mean the side of sexual abuse Paul Bettany and Elon Musk. Well, wait till you hear this. This is also not confirmed information. So don't go run around telling people this as a fact. This is not confirmed information that you're telling me on a podcast. Go ahead, I'm listening right right right. This is again not confirmed information.

This is like, oh, Leah and Ian are married, and then people just go and tell people that we're married even though we're not yet. But they're still time. It's still time. They're still time until the apocalypse hits in about two hours. But okay, so apparently this is so crazy. There is a fury that Amber and Ellen made embryos together and Ellen wanted to have the embryos destroyed and Amber did not. And people are saying that there is a child that they think is the spawn of Amber

and Elon. This sounds like some and like they would the kid be m like it has Amber ever had a kid? And how did she did she meet up? Did this happen before her and debt like this, This was at some point in between Grimes and Depth, Grimes and Death. That's a period in history, you know, that's an official in history, Grimes and Depth. What were you doing? What were you doing during Grimes and Death? Like I was moving to Los Angeles from New York, changing career, past,

becoming a comic. A lot happened for me. What about you during Grimes and Debt? I was I was in the middle of one of those writing childs that you mentioned, probably going through a breakup myself and uh having one of the embryos unfrozen with you, and neighbor heard, yeah, there you go. She she actually said, no, there's no way are Ambery was going to get unfrozen. I would never have a baby with you, And that was like for it. So it's a really big smack in the face.

So she's doing you because you unfrozen them because I wanted to unfrozen free something. I'm actually hurt that she unfrozen embryos with Ellen and didn't want unfrozen. That had hurts to be honest. Yeah, she sounds a speaking of pregnancies and issues. I did just read earlier today on I Heart Radio Instagram that Asap Rocky was arrested upon arriving back from vacation with Brianna off their private jet and that story is developing. I just want to throw

that out there. And why did they say he got arrested? Was one of the t s A person was really uh Rihanna fan and believes that he did cheat, that he did cheat on her. I think that there was some sort of gun violence that people believe he may or may not have been involved in. Hey, SAP wasn't a saplattop in Europe, a SAP blocky, It was the lack of Europe during the Trump administration. Yeah, you know, you really need to get a president who supports rappers. Now Trump has to get him out of t s

A now hilarious. So, just so everyone's aware, the most up to date news from the Johnny Depp amber Heard case happened today. M hm. So it went more into the finger story. So the alleged explosive fight between them and his mangled finger, we're all brought up today. And apparently during his witness testimony, he recalled an infamous alleged fight that happened between him and heard while in Australia

for work in March. He held up his right hand to show his funny looking middle finger, which appeared slightly shorter. He testified that her thirty five through a vodka bottle at him and went past his head. Then after he drank a shot from another bottle, It's like, are they just refilming Pirates of the Caribbean? He said. She grabbed the larger bottle and again through it, making contact with his hand resting on the bar top. Blood was pouring out.

He said, I think I went into some sort of I don't know what a nervous breakdown feels like, but that's probably the closest thing that I've ever had to it. Nothing made sense in that state of mind. Depp began writing on the walls in his own blood. He said, he wrote little reminders from our past that essentially represented lies that heard had told me, lies that I had

caught her in. Depp said he hid in the bathroom and called his doctor when he was taken to the hospital to treat his quote unquote mangled finger, which apparently they showed graphic photos of in the courtroom, and then he said he told the doctor had happened when his finger was caught in large accordion doors. So like, even after being so angry at her, he was still trying to save face or not get her are in trouble. A lot of this doesn't add up on both ants, right.

It sounds like you show up to court with a bruise, I'll show them a seven finger. This is like Sean Connery and the Untouchables, where they killed one of ours, we killed two of theirs. It's like, whatever, whatever bruise you show, I'll show you. I'll show them how you bruise me more. Then she shows up with an embryo and she's like, well, well, you know, they just keep one up in each other, Just keep one up in

each other. Like it's this is like, just call us a draw and end this unless people want to continue to be entertained. Is that court trial really gonna be like broadcast with you bullshit? I'm wondering it is going to be broadcast. I'm wondering what they're promoting after this. You know heard hav a new movie coming out. It's Mayweather promoting this like this is the fight of the century century for couples. Jeez, yeah, this is better than

reality television. Not that I watch reality TV, but I mean, Okay, So when all of a sudden done, let's say Johnny Depp wins, mm hmm, do you think he's still able to work in Hollywood or gets another job or is he just done? Uh? If he wins, I feel like there's people who want to work with him but can't because it makes him look bad. So him winning will give people an excuse to be like, let's let's put you back to work. And if he loses, he becomes

a comic. He has to start at Burger King first, though. You can't just jump right in there. Somebody has to drive by and tell them off. Okay, he's funny. You can't just start comedy or willy nilly. There's there is uh set of rules and a structure, and he has to follow it. And and he has to go to work at Burger King every day and drive home and is Honda until it's Honda Civic with Ronning corpse in

the back. Yes. But you know what's so funny is when I look at all the people who do comedy, half of these people, I'm like, you're here because you've got canceled and it's the only way you can work, not half four. This is like really who just kidding? It would never make it? But name names in name names? I yeah, No, I feel I feel like a bunch

of people. Are you know whatever? Anyway more all of the story, Johnny Depp, we will welcome you with open arms at the comedy store and across comedy clubs all over the country. I don't know, well if I think I have an answer, but apparently a lot of what I've what I've heard is that a lot of people say that Amber has been on a hint and was using this to further her career. And I also know that the therapist is saying they're mutually insane. So I don't know who's bet Are you on the side of

the truth, whatever the truth is? But wow, that was such a diplomatic answer. Are you in DC right now? Or the light answer? No? I agree. I think we'll get to the bottom of this. I mean, because obviously I believe in support women, but the fact that the therapists said that they were mutually abusing each other isn't really a good look for anyone, right right, So maybe everyone's to blame here. Yeah, it takes two to tangle, you know what I mean, And it takes one to Mango.

Know they're going to arrest you at the airport when you try to go to you know, we saw you say it takes one to Mango and we're gonna unstamped your passport and we're taking your skydiving. Yeah, yeah, I'm so sorry, but you're actually canceled from comedy for a really bad joke and we never want you to be able to say a Betha. Sounds like you said it right. Yeah, you guys. We'll keep you updated on the Johnny Depp Amber heard Traumedy. Whatever is happening there? And thanks so

much for doing the podcast today. Where can we find you on the internet? Uh, go to at the Edwards Comic on Instagram and at the En Edwards Comic one on TikTok. I can't believe as a grown man, I'm telling you my TikTok but at the end was comic one. It sounds like someone's manager won a battle. Yeah, yep, yep. You can find me at Leo Lamar with two rs on Instagram and Twitter and the podcast Real Time Crime Pod. Then you can find me on TikTok at Leo lamar

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