Are all nipples created equal? Adam Levine doesn't think so. Jake is deep in bulk season trying to hit 170 while I'm fasting like its Ramadan. We recap the SuperBowl, talk about gene editing ruining pro sports for the future & anti-AI ads that should scare the shit out of you.
SNOW DAY DELAYS has me rethinking vacation destinations. No more climates colder than where I live. Jake discusses his love/hate relationship with commercial air travel & the difference between gliding vs flying. We review the NFL playoffs, debate how to fix ProBowl & the free-agent coaching carousel. Also Jake needs surround sound for "privacy"
Jake thinks fluoride is toxic and we debate the concept of a superstarless society. Do you respect celebs with burner accounts more than overt petty comment creepers? I outline the levels to bitch-like behavior in pro sports, specifically free agency. KD isn’t leaving GS. Marcus Peters doesn’t fuck off. Why is no one sticking up for Kareem Hunt? Jones vs Gustafsson 2, State of boxing & our NFL playoff picks.
My good friend Hillary, who hates combat sports & most athletic competition in general calls me early Sunday morning to discuss UFC 229 main event aftermath. The fact she cares at all was enough for me to discuss. My barometer for measuring a sporting event's popularity is if Hillary asks me about it. We also briefly get into binging Netflix, 2nd season of Big Mouth (no spoilers) & I tell stories about my first encounters with porn
Jake laments working his life away & finally ending a drought. I recap some of my trip to Puerto Rico & explain why boozing & fasting don't mix. We get into lucid dreaming, & our "master of finance" breaks down how to spend lottery winnings
"The Patriot Way", Mayweather talking greasy & why March Madness doesn't matter
Big Men in NBA & what Boogie meeting the Brow means for league
All Star Weekend, "Slave Mentality" in sports & Flat Earth Theory
What's killing the middle class, A.I. or globalization?
Trump is the new Reagan, what does that mean for us?
Football over NBA season officially matters McGregor-Mayweather done deal. RS is a podcast produced & hosted by Bryant Jones covering whatever he feels like. Mostly sports, politics, bro science and pop culture. Not that Kardashian crap though. REAL pop culture like who's the sexiest TV mom all-time, or worst rap beefs. Random but always entertaining, rambling but ever-engaging, educating speculating and dictating. Welcome to Jurassic Park.
Is betting on sports a legit retirement plan? Just finished Westworld & questioning the shit out of the existence of free-will. Would you take lump sum or incremental payments after lottery win? Jake goes off on Trump immigration policy & I summarize Wild, Wild Country in 2 min. NBA Superstar, NFL star QB, MLB slugger, Championship fighter or International Soccer star. Pick your poison.
We start off debating Apple vs Everyone & unnecessary IOS updates. Deleting old phone contacts is an unwelcome walk down memory lane. The government is always 50 years ahead of us so what do they have access to now that will be the norm in year 2070? Seen Face/Off? Yeah, thats happening in 2018. Overpopulation & the impracticality of flying cars all come up too.
Narcissism, is that you? Jake refelects on his younger days getting mistaken for a skinhead & we lament the state of hip-hop beef post Infrared. Keep in mind we had only heard up until Duppy at this point so we'll have more on this topic next week. Til then vibe with us.
Remember losing girl's numbers after they scribbled it on notebook paper? We wax nostalgic on our yester-years & discuss ways social media killin love out here in these streets. Jake needs help with a Tinder bio & I think we faked the moon landing. Goin 40/40 in honor of Hov & Lint. First 40 is nonsensical, last 40 is mostly sports talk mixed in with breaking racial stereotypes. Basically Jake love's J's & I could give a shit. Tune in
This one was a solo mission. Abort or hop aboard because besides talking Lebron going down 0-2 and the blasphemous hate being spewed by sports "journalist" across the nation I talk human flaws and what makes me get TF up every morning. Lend ya ear muscles for a quick 30 min and ya phalanges for a hot min 5 star rating/review
From the somewhat foolish minds of Bryant and Jake. We may or may not have gotten a bit too high before recording this one but after 5 min we found a flow. Cole Beasley spits hot fire, Jake thinks Shaq is overrated & Friday Night Lights = GOAT sports movie. The quintessence of mediocrity.
My first time recording solo at iHeart studios in Tampa, FL. This is from sometime in the fall of 2016 and its mostly nonsensical hilarity
