¶ Intro / Opening
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¶ The President's Brutal Justice
From the back seat of a sleek Mercedes car, Jean Bédel Bocassa, president of the Central African Republic, looks out at the country he's ruled for the past six years. This is a nation without much experience of independent life. Since liberating itself from the French Empire in 1960, Bokassa was only the CAR's second president after his cousin, David Daco.
who Bokassa removed by force in a military coup. Things are progressing nicely for the self-appointed saviour of the fledgling nation. He is growing concerned, however, about the moral compass of his subjects, and feels it might be time to teach them a lesson they won't forget. Not long ago, a group of men were caught stealing tires in the car park of the presidential palace.
He ordered his guards to cut off their ears using scissors. Pleased with his spontaneous act of justice, Bokasa has since ordered that this be the standard punishment for theft nationwide. A thief will lose one ear for the first offence, the other for a second offence, and their right hand for a third. Surgeons must carry out the operations within 24 hours of sentencing.
Bokassa steps out of his Mercedes before the gates of Ungaragba prison, a.k.a. the Devil's Hole. A small door is open for him to enter, unannounced. The president stoops through the door. before straightening up and taking in the central courtyard and the dilapidated cell blocks which surround it. The prison guards clock the arrival of their leader and recoil nervously. Nothing must go wrong.
while their vengeful commander is touring the facility. A rat shoots out from beneath a stack of chairs in one corner of the yard, and a guard boots it back under the pile with a muffled squeak. He quickly glances over to where Bokassa is standing, but the president, thankfully, is looking the other way. The guard exhales, relieved. Bokassa whispers quietly to an aide.
who informs him that there are 46 thieves, already missing ears, held at the prison. I would like to speak to them, says Bokassa. Heads bowed. The men are arranged in two lines before him in the yard, their feet shuffling in the scrubbed dirt. As long as there are thieves, the army will administer beatings to the guilty, he barks.
All thieves must die. There will be no more theft in the Central African Republic. Turning to the nearest officer, he instructs the prison guards to beat the thieves to death with their sticks. It's a sickening sight. One of Bokassa's ministers cannot stand the violence and rushes away to throw up. Bokassa himself barely flinches. After five minutes, he orders the guards to stop. Three of the prisoners are already dead. The next morning, the survivors are displayed, haggard and limp.
on a platform at the Place de la République, the main square in the capital city, Bangui. In Bokassa's mind, such incidents are necessary, all part of being the nation's strongman. He knows no other way. From the Noiser Podcast Network, this is part two of the Bokassa story. And this is Real Dictators.
¶ Consolidating Power After the Coup
Let's scroll back. We last saw Bokassa on New Year's Eve, 1965, staging an audacious coup against the President of the Central African Republic, his cousin, David Daco. Several hours later, it's a brand new year, 1966, and the nation has awoken under fresh administration, while most Central Africans nurse hangovers or sleep in.
Colonel Jean-Bédel Bocasse is at the Camp de Rue military barracks, posing for photographs. The former French army officer performs for the cameras, gesturing dramatically in his battle fatigues. He's wasting no time in setting out his store as a great man, not to be messed with. Overnight, the military have rounded up Darko's supporters and friends.
Ngaragba prison, freshly empty just a few hours earlier by Bokassa's spontaneous act of clemency, soon begins to fill again. Among the new inmates are 64 presidential security guards. Most will never get out alive. Even for the lucky few who don't die here, it will be years before they're released. Within a month... Jean Nizamo, the police chief who refused to join Bokassa's coup, is tortured to death at Ngaragba. Other prominent members of the old regime flee.
When they're eventually caught, they too will rise under the agonies of physical punishment as Pocasa watches on. Dr. Louisa Lombard from Yale University. I think in addition to how the kudeta was executed, what was kind of interesting was that the initial response was surprise, yes, but more or less, okay then, we're doing this now and moving on.
I think there was a hope that having a military person come in would be able to bring in some of that structure and discipline from the military to introduce a bit more seriousness into the Central African government and a kind of get things done mentality. He was also very close with France, and French functionaries were still staffing all of these Central African government.
offices. And so they saw him as also someone who they could work with. He spoke their language in both a literal sense and also in more metaphorical senses. There is one life Colonel Picasso reluctantly spares. his cousins. Perturbed by the prospect of the summary execution of a former head of state, Franz threatens to cut off aid to the C.A.R. if Darko is killed.
So, rather than meeting his end at Angaragba, Darko is kept in a small room at the Camp Kasai army facility. He remains in solitary confinement and is placed on a highly restrictive diet. losing weight alarmingly. Dr. Gino Vlaveno has studied the deposed president's personal accounts. It turns out that Darko has a different... rather more outlandish theory as to why Bokasa spares his life. Tako goes into a story in his biography as to why Bokasa didn't kill him, maybe because of some...
pretty strong women who have supernatural powers that Bokasa feared. And since Bokasa and Dako were from the same region, Bokasa didn't want to upset.
¶ Justifying the Coup and French Alignment
these women. At least that's what Daco recounts in his biography. The new president is quick to spell out the justifications for his coup. Bokasa's main argument is that Izamo and pro-Chinese accomplices have been concocting an elaborate plot to seize power and install communism in the CAR. The ground had been laid because Darko had cozied up to the People's Republic of China in exchange for a sizable loan. Less than a week after the coup, Bokassa breaks off diplomatic relations with Beijing.
This certainly plays well with his French backers. Concern at the potential for radical leftism to spread throughout Africa is rife among the former colonial powers. Richard Moncrief analyst and expert on Central Africa. In Central African Republic and in much of the rest of Francophone Africa, the specific ideological debates around socialism and capitalism did not have much depth and were not.
in a way not of great interest to people but the geopolitics was and some leaders took the calculation really that siding with the western power and of course in this case with france was a useful strategy and declarations of anti-communism was part of that strategy. I think that the anti-communism which Bokassa expressed was not so much an ideological choice as a geopolitical choice informed by a kind of historic respect for French power, I'd say. Not so much the French nation.
¶ Modernizing the Nation and Public Services
but this sense of power emanating from France. But Bokassa's focus is not just on foreign powers. It's on what can be done at home. The new president dissolves the CAR's National Assembly, berating it as a lifeless organ no longer representing the people. In its place, he installs a new government, which he labels the Revolutionary Council.
He also abolishes the constitution, saying that a new one will be put to the people to decide upon. Elections will follow, he promises, and after that, a new assembly. Bokassa stresses that he wants nothing other than to see the will of the people enacted. He pledges that once the communist threat is eliminated, the economy stabilized, and corruption rooted out, he will willingly give up power.
In a show of apparent humility, he passes up the chance to live in the plush surroundings of the presidential palace. Instead, he moves into the Camp Daru barracks, though he will later build himself at least one opulent palace. Bokassa confidently evokes the legacy of Barthelemy Boganda, the deceased father of the nation and symbol of Central African independence. Bokassa says that his coup was a miracle achieved in the great man's name.
At least at the beginning, he insisted that he was someone who could bring the whole Central African country together, a man of unity and also... a strong and determined leader. That is the kind of discourse with which he began leading the country. structural situation in which he found himself, which was not a lot of educated people, really minimal infrastructure at the time of independence.
The objective became, how do I develop the country? Bokassa devotes himself to bringing the Central African Republic in line with his ambitious vision of a modern nation. Bangui is one of the only African capitals without a public transport system, and the president spots an easy win to get his new subjects on side. He inaugurates bus lines which crisscross the capital.
and the fleet of buses duly arrives from France. A ferry service begins, carrying passengers up and down the Ubangi River. Bokassa even subsidizes the establishment of two national orchestras. with instruments brought in from Paris. Bokassa had big plans and he immediately started working on
the projects that he had for the country. Building a better airport, eventually building a university, building a lot of new government buildings. His imprint architecturally is still very important in the city of Bangui, the capital. It took him some years to really be able to achieve what he had started out hoping to do. But one of the things that was distinctive about this time was that he had lots and lots of ideas and programs and he was starting things.
At least in those early years, it felt like an exciting time to a lot of Central Africans, that it was a time when things were being created, when there were opportunities. And these included things like a youth corps that was going to go around and
and do different kinds of public projects all over the country. And for young people, this was exciting. This was a chance to earn some money, which was still a relatively rare thing for most Central Africans at that time, but certainly something everybody wanted. and to participate in the building of a nation.
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¶ Imposing a New Moral Code
This burst of projects is accompanied by a flurry of decrees which seek to impose a new moral code. The Revolutionary Council orders that men and women between the ages of 18 and 55 must provide proof of employment to avoid fines or imprisonment. Begging is outlawed. Tom-toms, the drums which throb away in bangy suburbs. can only be played at night or over the weekend polygamy and dowries are abolished as is female circumcision
Parents found to have harmed the educational opportunities of their daughters will be punished. Finally, Bokassa forms a morality brigade to keep a watchful eye on Bangi's bars and dance halls. In this moral crusade, he targets those he calls the thieves and swindlers of the darker regime. Most of the bureaucrats he inherits are dismissed, and Bokassa rounds on the civil service.
accusing officials of using their offices for rendezvous with their mistresses. Ministers and civil servants are henceforth banned from nightclubs and other such places of public pleasure. To make it known that he's serious, Bokassa even banishes the mayor of Bangui to the countryside when he fails to meet the new president's moral expectations. Bokassa's plans to reshape the nation in his image are in full swing.
There were still French advisors around working in a lot of the government agencies, but the idea was that everything should be taken over by Central Africans. So there was a push to try to hire more Central Africans in all different kinds of government agencies. and even just establish those government agencies. Remember, Bokasa was the one who was key to establishing the Central African military just about 10 years before.
All of these institutions were brand new. So as you create new institutions, you get to hire people. And hiring people, giving them a salary, giving them the status of being a public sector employee, this is a very popular thing for a president to do. something everybody wants to get that kind of a post. And he was able to do this on a scale that was probably greater than his immediate predecessor, David Daco, that led to the feeling that this was a country that was on the up and up.
¶ Evolving Rule and Personal Authority
But it isn't long before the CAR's new leader is giving with one hand and taking with the other. As the months progress, Bokassa's early promises of free elections seem to be fading into the background. He increasingly goes off the whole idea. The people need strength, clarity, a figure to rally behind, not the mess of elections. In October 1966, Bokassa makes a memorable, striking public announcement. He, and he alone, is the nation's guide, he proclaims. I am everywhere and nowhere.
I see nothing, yet I see all. I listen to nothing and hear everything. Such is the role of a head of state. There is no mistaking who is in charge. In time, Bokassa will ban elections and even forbid the mere mention of democracy. Bokassa's change of stance and Central Africans' willingness to accept it...
likely has at least something to do with the apparent need to create order in a country still wrestling with its autonomy. Bokasa being something of a war hero and coming out of the military, he had some credibility. in terms of saying that he was going to shape things up in the Central African Republic.
Common to most military governments, the rationale of the leaders is that the military is an established institution that knows how to get things done and that is going to be able to get things done in a way that civilians... never managed to get themselves disciplined enough to do. Now, Central African Republic, its legislature was...
a bit of a laughingstock. It was known for having long debates about the price of alcohol at the market or, you know, things that directly affected the ministers, but ignoring this much bigger. problem and project of building a nation, building institutions, all of that kind of stuff. So I think people felt like here's somebody coming in with big ideas. Let's see what he can do.
And he also had a very strong sense of himself as a visionary, as someone who was specially endowed to be able to do this kind of work.
¶ Crafting a Dictatorial Image
But beyond the capital, Bangui, few people know much of Colonel Bokassa, who has spent the majority of his life abroad, fighting foreign wars on behalf of the colonial power. The CAR's ebullient new president must rectify this. He engages in an energetic self-promotion campaign, showing his countrymen his French army medals. and talking up his own strength, fearlessness, and masculinity in a series of public appearances, to retain the support of the influential Catholic missions in the country.
He makes frequent appearances at church, praying ostentatiously. During an official visit to Bangui Hospital, he announces that he's donating his first month's salary to its operations. Styling himself as the new father of the nation, Bokassa encourages his ministers to address him as Papa. He tours the country with a slight limp due to occasional flare-ups of gout.
and is propped up by an ebony walking stick topped with an ivory knob. The cane is known as his can de justice, with which he will administer beatings to anyone who gets on his nerves and strays within range. Around the C.A.R., he gives vigorous speeches in Sango, the national language, and Central Africans flock to hear him. Women regularly come forth to mop his brow at their dresses.
Before long, his proclamation that he is everywhere seems to come true. Billboards, clothing, street signs, and school exercise books all bear his name or his image. He was central in creating the Central African Television Station, one of the first in this whole region. So he brought from his travels a sense that...
There was a lot going on in the world, that there was a lot of technological progress that Central African Republic needed to catch up on, and that this was a... potentially wealthy country that should stand on two proud feet, despite the fact that it was so obviously very poor and lacking in resources and education.
¶ Post-Colonial Leadership Challenges
He and other leaders were trying to build state institutions out of pretty much nothing. Bokassa, like other post-colonial African leaders, have often been described as rather weird or mad or irrational. But I think they're trying to pull off an almost impossible trick of pretending that they are the leaders of a modern country that has a seat at the UN in the same way that France does.
and that buys into the myth of equality of nations because indeed that myth is important to their power. It's important to the domestic level because they draw from the myth of sovereignty. And the belief or the belief that they're trying to create that they are the leader of a modern state, they draw on that in an attempt to impose internal legitimacy in a very fragile way.
¶ The Downfall of Minister Banza
and in the case of Central African Republic, a deeply fragile context. By Bokassa's side is Alexandra Banza. the chief co-conspirator in the coup that brought the colonel to power, and now the minister of finance. But Banzer is growing increasingly vexed by his capricious leader, whose fantastical decrees and expensive tastes...
are disrupting efforts to steady the country's finances. Relations between the two deteriorate, with the national budget the major source of contention. Bacasa is not a man-to-brook descent. In April 1968, he announces one of his frequent cabinet reshuffles. Banza is demoted to Minister for Health. No surprises there. But soon after, Banza takes the bold step.
of publicly criticizing both Bokassa and his erratic management of the economy. The president pounces on this insubordination by demoting his former ally further still. Refusing to buckle, Banzer hatches a plot to claim his revenge. It's the afternoon of April the 10th, 1969. Alexandra Banza flashes his security clearance to the guard at the gate of Camp Kasai. It's hardly necessary. He is the second most recognizable man in the country these days. His mouth is dry.
but he smiles warmly and is waved through. In his pocket are handwritten plans for overthrowing President Bocasa. Naturally, he's kept the plot as quiet as possible. confiding only in those he feels he can trust. The playbook is almost identical to the one that he and Bokassa used to oust Darka. Banzer and his accomplices...
will take over the usual strategic points in the capital, the airport, the radio station and the palace. As he enters the facility, he's approached by Lieutenant Jean-Claude Mandava. The camp's commanding officer. Mandaba is aware of what's afoot. He is one of the few people Banzer has told about the coup. Although that, as Banzer is about to discover...
was not a good idea. Assisted by two soldiers, Mandava grabs hold of Banzer, who struggles fiercely, barely having time to realize that he's been betrayed. A sudden sharp blow to his forearm snaps the bone clean in two. Overpowered, Banzer is bound by the ankles and wrists and bundled into the boot of a Mercedes. With a thud... Everything goes dark. Banzer is driven out to Birengo, 80 kilometers southwest of Bangi, where Bukasa is ready to greet him.
At the vast palace he's built for himself, Bokassa interrogates his former minister and thrashes him with his can de justice. Only Mandaba's hasty suggestion that a public trial should be held spares Banzer's life. On April the 12th, 1969, Banzer is placed before a military tribunal at the Camp Daru. Broken.
Beaten and exhausted, he tries to argue that while he'd sought to topple Bokassa, he'd not intended to kill the president. The plans found in his pocket confirm this, but it doesn't really matter. The trial is predetermined. The inevitable death sentence is handed down. That night, Panzer is led to a field behind Camp Kasai, where a firing squad awaits.
¶ Sustaining Brutality and French Ties
He's buried where he falls, in an unmarked grave. Bokasa could also be uncompromising and brutal, certainly. But I think that Central Africans were both critical of that, but also used to it, unfortunately, by this point. Their experience with government was that it was most of the time completely neglectful of them and then every now and then extremely brutal towards them.
And of course, they didn't want it to be that way, but that was kind of the experience during the colonial period. So now in this independent era, with somebody coming in promising to be very tough. and hard on bad guys while also building institutions, it didn't sound to a lot of people like a terrible turn of events. Taking on the bad guys is very much part of Picasso's MO.
Many of those deemed a threat to his regime end up in Ngaragba prison, where lack of sanitation and poor diets are just as likely to cause death as the merciless torture. In the prison's tomb-like concrete cells, beatings are common for inmates, especially for those convicted of crimes against women. To mark Mother's Day one year,
Bokasa suddenly orders the execution of all those guilty of raping or killing women. All female prisoners are released. Bokasa frames himself as the moral conscience of the nation. He has informers everywhere, and being close to him is no guarantee of lighter punishment for perceived transgressions. His valets are frequently flogged.
While his cabinet is kept on its toes by impromptu promotions and demotions, some are banished to far-flung corners of the country. Whether Bacasa is issuing amnesties or death sentences, It's always done in the name of a greater project, that of building a Central African Republic to be proud of. Yet, this self-styled embodiment of the nation...
will forever have a piece of his heart thousands of miles from home, in France, the C.A.R.'s old colonial oppressor. And there is one Frenchman above all whom Bokassa idolizes. Charles de Gaulle, the legendary leader of the free French forces against Nazi Germany and president of his country between 1959 and 69. This titan of international relations
is described by Bokasa as a father figure to him, and the only hope after God for the people of the C.A.R. So when, in November 1970, Bokasa receives the news that the former president has died, He's distraught. Seemingly in genuine shock, Picasso heads for Paris and is the first world leader to arrive for a commemorative mass at Notre Dame Cathedral.
At a reception in the Élysée Palace, Bokassa irks his hosts by turning up in a French parachutist's uniform. Then, during a visit to the village where de Gaulle is buried, Bokassa weeps openly. exclaiming that he has lost his papa. Madame de Gaulle is unimpressed. Such extraordinary displays reveal something deeply complex about this often brutal dictator.
The knotty ties of history and the pragmatic needs of geopolitics mean that France plays an outsized role in the daily affairs of the CIR. But for Bokassa... His connection to the French Republic seemed almost spiritual. Bocasso was a fascinating person for so many reasons, including that he was an incredibly proud patriot.
of the new nation of the Central African Republic. And at the same time, he wanted to be more French than the French. And you can see this in all sorts of different ways. For instance, one of the things that the French colonials did in the Central African Republic was big game hunting. And he participated in that with great eagerness and invited French dignitaries, French heads of state to come and hunt with him.
So yeah, the sense of self as a French person as well as a Central African, but I think these identities were equally important to him. Starting a business can be overwhelming. You're juggling multiple roles, designer, marketer, logistics manager, all while bringing your vision to life. But for millions of businesses, Shopify is the ultimate partner.
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¶ Shifting Foreign Relations and 'Africanization'
de Gaulle's successor as president is Georges Pompidou, more of a stiff technocrat than the strident, swashbuckling de Gaulle had been. Picasso is underwhelmed. With Pompidou in charge... France remains the major player in its former colony's economy, and provides considerable subsidies, technical assistance, and budget supplements. Yet, things aren't quite the same as they had been when Bokassa could warm himself.
in the rays of de Gaulle's charisma. And it's now that Bokassa's attentions wander, casting around for alternative sources of aid and patronage. and for fresh ideas that might allow the C.A.R. to flourish in its own right. In the 70s, Bokassa decided to what we call Central Africanize. So in French, Centrafricanisation, they wanted to remove all the French people who were still in various ministries, either in advisory roles or still managing different departments. So he took a specific degree.
in august 6 1971 where he wanted to central africanize all the managing positions within the public service but without really taking into account that he wouldn't find the required skills among the available Central Africans. In addition to Africanizing the civil service...
¶ Operation Bokassa and Self-Enrichment
Bokassa nationalizes numerous French commercial concerns that remain in the country. He also announces a grand new plan, one that promises to transform the CAR. It's known... as Operation Bocassa, a sweeping reform of the national economy. At the heart of the project is a radical program of collectivized agriculture, farming run by and for the state.
a remarkably left-wing scheme for a man who once pledged to rid the nation of the cancer of communism. Modern machines will be used to revolutionize the CAR's economic fortunes. producing vast quantities of coffee, cotton, and other products to be sold on the world market. Inundated with crops and export profits, the CAR will become self-sufficient.
Never again will it need to rely on the largesse of the French or any other foreign power. At least, that's the idea. In reality, the whole thing is a disaster. Inefficiency and lack of expertise ensure the plan is dead on arrival. But Operation Bocasa does deliver on at least one of its objectives. It allows its eponymous mastermind to line his own pockets.
The best agricultural equipment finds its way onto farms and plantations run by Bokassa and his cronies. He conspires to take gargantuan shares of the diamond and ivory industries as well. As we saw in the opening scene of this story, it's through big game hunting that Picasso makes friends with Valéry Giscard d'Estaing, the louche French politician who visits the CAR to indulge his penchant for killing elephants.
The safari hunting industry was probably at its apex during Bokasa's rule. Starting around the 1970s, the prices for ivory started to skyrocket. Bokasa's family took advantage of this, getting in on illegal ivory smuggling. But they certainly were not the only ones. And so during that period, you had a lot more hunters coming into the Central African Republic for things like ivory.
on a much bigger scale, killing more animals. The elephant population of the Central African Republic was completely decimated. Once again, the lands of the CIR are being ruthlessly exploited.
to the benefit of those in power and it's president bakasa who is taking the biggest slice of the pie he owns apartment buildings factories and shops on his vast estate at barengo there are coffee and cocoa processing plants an abattoir a sawmill a garment factory a restaurant and the headquarters of his two airlines he pays low wages to his workers
And knows that markets for his products are virtually guaranteed. If all else fails, he can sell them to the government at fixed prices. The president never submits accounts.
¶ French Luxuries and Private Life
for any of his activities, nor does he pay any taxes. Many of the profits likely end up in his Swiss bank account. Bokassa's various revenue streams buy him the bounty he feels he deserves. A series of chateaux dotted throughout France would show the French that he belongs among them, he thinks. He buys Chateau Saint-Louis-Chavanon, modelled on Louis XIII's palace.
A 400-hectare hunting lodge called La Coutensière is surrounded by private woodland and meadows. And, close to Paris, he owns the imposing Chateau d'Audricourt. As the decade progresses, Bokassa indulges more and more in his French luxuries. Yet the CAI's relationship with France itself becomes ever more rocky. In April 1974, a young French woman, believed to be one of Picasso's lovers, is found dead in her bed. The French media point the finger at the central African president.
A furious Picasso bans French papers and expropriates the offices of a news agency. But his torrid private life is a continued source of gossip and speculation. and on occasion a matter of genuine national importance. For instance, it turns out Picasso's ban on polygamy doesn't seem to apply to himself.
He marries a series of women who become known by their nationality or ethnicity, the Lebanese, the Romanian, the Cameroonian, the Chinese, the German, the Swede, the Vietnamese, and the Zaire Was. His favorite wife is said to be Catherine, known to Central Africans as Mamon Cathy, whom he had stalked and then married while she was a teenage schoolgirl. Catherine has a talent for spending money.
She becomes an avid collector of dolls and stuffed animals. Bokhasa has dozens of children, though only about 30 are officially recognized. Papa Bok, as he's often called. is a proud father who teaches his children Sango and the folklore of his Mbaka people. Marie-France Bocasa, one of the many children he recognized, later wrote a memoir entitled The Ogre's Castle. She paints an interesting portrait of her father as someone who was a strict disciplinarian.
had very high standards for his children and could be quite dictatorial also in his home life, but also someone who was very, very important to her as she was growing up.
Now, one of the things that Marie-France Bocasse writes about in her memoir is that one of the challenges that those kids faced was that their father had multiple wives and that the relationships among the children and some of these wives were not always easy and that some of those stepmothers could be in some cases much more brutal than the father. And a lot of the siblings ended up caring for each other, particularly older siblings, older
Female siblings caring for younger siblings from a very young age, you know, from babies, depending on the status of the mother and whether she was still around in the picture or not. So it was quite a complicated childhood in some respects. but also a rich one in certain ways with this density of sibling ties. But one unknown.
¶ The Missing Daughter and Marriage Stunt
has preoccupied the president since his days in Indochina. While on duty with the French army in the 1950s, Bokassa fathered a daughter, Martine, who was born to a young Vietnamese girl. He becomes determined to track this daughter down. He begins to make inquiries via the French Consul General in South Vietnam. Sure enough, in 1970... A dark-skinned girl called Martine Nuentibai is found. She claims to be his daughter. Papa Bock is elated. Martine has grown up in a Saigon slum.
in a shack made of flattened beer cans, and now makes a handful of coins each day selling cigarettes on the streets to American servicemen. The girl is sent a plane ticket to Bangy. stopping off in Paris to collect a 2,500 francs stipend from the French government. She goes straight out and buys a Cartier watch. Like father, like daughter.
Martine arrives in Bangui in the early morning, where the president is standing on the tarmac with a welcome party. A fairy tale ending for Bokassa and this poor young woman from Saigon? The happiest of father-daughter reunions? Not quite. Only a month later, a Vietnamese newspaper reveals that the girl is an imposter. So the search starts over. And this time there's no shortage of applicants. It turns out that back in 1953, the French actress Martine Carroll had been all the rage.
Saigon is teeming with 17-year-old half-Vietnamese Martines. This time, a birth certificate is produced for a new Martine, who is working in a cement factory, as well as photographs of her mother with a young Bokassa. Case closed. Both mother and daughter arrive in Bangi to be reunited with Pukasa. Surprisingly, he adopts the false Martine, too. And then things get really weird.
A bizarre competition is launched, in which Central African men must vie to marry Bocas's half-Vietnamese daughters. A doctor at Bangui General Hospital wins the heart of the real Martine. Captain Fidelo Brew, commander of the cadet school at Camp Kasai, marries the fake Martine. But soon trouble is brewing among the winners of Percasa's reality show-style marriage stunt.
¶ Assassination Attempt and Erratic Leadership
Papa Bock suspects that Captain Obrou has married into his family to get closer to the heart of power. This time, Bacasa's paranoia is justified. Obrou detests his father-in-law. Anne soon has found enough like-minded military men willing to take power into their own hands. It won't be long until an opportunity comes their way.
It's February the 3rd, 1976. A pleasant, dry morning. A blessed relief from the oppressively sticky summer month. Bacasa is due to fly north to a national park to go hunting. He arrives at Mpoko Airport, relaxed and cheerful at 9.30, and strolls towards the VIP lounge. He's blithely unaware of what's around the corner.
Scattered throughout the terminal are Captain O'Bru and several accomplices, intent on attacking the President before he can board his plane. It's not the most subtle of plans. One of them will lob a grenade at Bukasa's feet. Three others outside the entrance will open fire after the explosion. Abru holds his breath. As the president enters the terminal, Abru's man takes aim and hurls his grenade.
Only to see it fly past Bokassa, skid along the floor and nestle among some plants. There is pandemonium. People sprint away from the explosive. And then... Nothing. No explosion. The grenade is a dud. Bacasa is left without a scratch. In the ensuing chaos, Abru attempts to flee. ultimately unsuccessfully. In the end, he's brought to the palace, where Bukasa, Catherine, and several ministers await him. Obru insists that he had no deadly intent.
The grenade was only meant to stun Bokasa. Fat chance that excuse is going to wash. On the 12th of February, the accused had taken to the Omnisport Stadium. Half-dressed and handcuffed, The men face a public trial, followed closely by Central Africans on the radio. But, as with Alexandre Banza, the trial is a charade. By 7pm, a verdict is reached. Obru and several others are condemned to death. Lit up in the night by the headlights of a truck, they are executed.
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Bokassa is badly shaken by the assassination attempt. He isolates himself in his presidential palace, surrounded by personal guards, and begins to make some erratic decisions that are hard to comprehend. People must no longer call him Papa, he declares. Then, shocking everyone, Bokassa announces that David Darko, the man he had overthrown and then banished to internal exile, is to join his cabinet.
as a personal counsellor. A case of keeping your enemies close? Who knows? Second-guessing the president is increasingly futile.
¶ Embracing Islam for Libyan Aid
The assassination attempt coincides with continuing economic strain, exacerbated by a recent drought. Bokassa appeals to the French for help. But when they take a look at the books... They're horrified by what they see. No proper records of outgoings, nor any discernible budget. Rebuffed by his old friends, the president must look elsewhere. On September 1st, 1976, Bokassa touches down in Libya to mark the seventh anniversary of the coup that brought Colonel Muammar Gaddafi to power.
The extravagant Libyan strongman has long been promoting his unique version of Islamic revolution abroad, and Bukhasa knows what he needs to do to turn on the money tap. When he arrives back in Bangui, he transforms his cabinet into a council of the revolution, modelled on that of Libya. Then he announces proudly to a bewildered nation that he is converting to Islam.
Among the C.A.R.'s population of two million, about half are Christian and half are dear to traditional beliefs. There is a tiny minority of about 20,000 Muslims. Now, apparently, Their supreme leader is one of them. On October the 17th, Gaddafi arrives in Bangi, beaming, kneeling on a white goatskin brought over from Libya. Bukhasa is officially initiated into Islam at a city mosque. He will henceforth be known as Saladin Ahmed Bukhasa. The national flag will carry a crescent next to its star.
Converting to Islam is an initial statement that you make, but then after that, it's really about what you do and whether you live as a good Muslim. And that takes a lot of time and a lot of things that you have to do in your daily life. He may well have made the statement. I don't think he ever went all that much farther than that. Members of the Council of the Revolution are incentivized to follow suit.
with gifts of up to 20 million CFA francs apiece should they too convert. Many refuse, but some do accept the money. Salah ad-Din Ahmad Bakasseh gifts himself a sizable cash reward too. Before he leaves the C.A.R., Gaddafi addresses a curious crowd at the Omnisport Stadium in Bangui. and is the guest of honour at a banquet given at the presidential palace. He sits beside Bokassa, who wears traditional North African dress. The anticipated money soon arrives from Libya.
and Bokassa is able to stave off the debtors a while longer. It's an important moment in the story of the C.A.R., the forging of a significant diplomatic relationship outside the orbit of French control. That's an interesting constant in Central African Republic affairs is that it's a poor country with a very weak state. And the presidents constantly look for external support. And of course...
In the first years, this was from France, but over time it evolved. I've worked on Central African Republic for about 25 years. I first went there in 2002. And at the corner of every important street in Bangui, there were jeep and soldiers from the Libyan army. So that relationship with Libya was certainly my first strong impression of being there.
What Bokassar establishes between the CAR and Libya will continue in different guises with different presidents long after his time in charge. Though, perhaps predictably,
¶ From President to Emperor
His own personal turn to Islam isn't permanent. It's not long before the president is looking to shake up his image again. The failed assassination attempt is a crunch point. And he's now searching for ways to step back from the front line of politics, while still retaining his exorbitant privileges. He looks towards two other leaders for inspiration. First...
the late emperor Haile Selassie in Ethiopia, and second, one of his personal heroes from France, Napoleon Bonaparte. It's a lightbulb moment for Bokassa. He believes... that a new form of statehood might give him the lofty distance he craves right on cue the car's sole political party mesa invites bakasa to assume a new title
That of emperor. Naturally, he accepts. On December the 4th, 1976, an imperial decree introduces a new constitution. And overnight... the republic becomes an empire bangi shall remain the capital but bakasa will oversee proceedings from his imperial court at berengo his muslim name is discarded as quickly as it had been adopted
He is now Okasa I. Affirmative responses to his commands should take the form of Yes, Imperial Majesty. Negative responses, if absolutely necessary, must always be more respectful than a blunt no this is the emperor you're addressing after all and people crossing his path must salute from six paces by slightly inclining their heads
Bokassa likes the look of this imperial life. There is only one thing the emperor now needs to make it official. A coronation. But it will take a form that nobody could quite predict.
in the next episode okasa the first is introduced to the world in a totally surreal manner with white horses from belgium finery from france and songs from a broadway musical the costs are eye-watering and the car's finances continue to tumble unrest and instability start to take hold a controversial policy about school uniforms leads to one of the grimmest
and most tragic episodes in the country's history and as the emperor loses control old friends become foes old foes return from the dead and bokassa's day of judgment is at hand That's next time, in the final part of the Bukasa story. You can listen to the conclusion of the Bukasa story right now, without waiting, and without adverts. by joining Noisa+. Click the subscription banner at the top of the feed or head to noisa.com forward slash subscriptions to get started.
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