Reading The Bible With Dan

1 Samuel Ch 11 - Overconfidence Kills The Ammorite

1 Samuel Ch 10 - Saulgent Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

1 Samuel 9 - Off To See The Wizard

Hello all, In this new episode we read 1 Samuel Chapter 9 where we first meet the first king of Israel, Saul. In addition we learn why conviction is bullshit, what not to ask a person who can tell the future and the drawbacks of being tall. Enjoy!

Genesis 4 - Rock Solvable Problems

Hello all, In this episode we read Genesis 4 where Cain murders his brother able. We also learn of the horrors of gardening, how not to reject a gift and solving problems the only way you know how. Enjoy! PS I mention a movie that I call Lonely People. It is actually called The Lonely Guy. It is still hilarious.

Genesis 3 Live - Midnight in the Garden of Knowledge and Stupid

Hello all, This episode marks a new milestone in that it was recorded live in front on an actually audience. To mark the new beginning I went back to Genesis 3 to re-record the chapter. In it we learn about the benefits of not being seen, baseball bats versus flying babies and various types of vicious snakes. Enjoy! Vulgarity Warning. I curse more in this episode than in any other I have produced thus far.

1 Samuel Ch 8 - Israel Hurts Yahweh's Feelings

Hello all, In this episode we read about Israel's demand to have a king just like all of the other countries in the neighborhood. In addition, we learn about why fire is good, people who never let you live down a favor and the dangers of nepotism. Enjoy!

1 Samuel 07 - Risk Played By Idiots

Hello all, In this episode we read about the Ark being moved to it's final resting place. In addition we learn about playing risk like a moron, why a Christmas Carol is bullshit and what judging Israel might have been like. Enjoy!

1 Samuel Ch 6 - What's In The Box!

Hello all, In this episode we read about how the Philistines got rid of the Ark of the Covenant. In addition we learn about my old cat Henry, the problems with being all powerful and why you should always go against the grain. Enjoy!