Reading The Bible With Dan

Job Ch 33 P2

Dan is back this week to wrap up Elihu's insane rant to Job.

Job Ch33 Pt 1

Elihu finally spits it the fuck out (kind of) in Job ch. 33. It's exactly as exciting as you'd think.

Job CH32

We don't understand why the world hates women, Dan talks about his Sicilian ex-boss and we skip to the best part of Job where the speaker won't spit it the fuck out.

JOB CH12

The first have gets weird with some existentialism and a noteable day for Dan. Then Job Ch. 12 happens and Dan decides he hates this entire god damned book now.

JOB CH11

This week, Dan gets sick of Job's shit and skips to Ch. 11. He also digs into the truths of Donald Trump.

Job CH9 PT 2

Good ol' emo Joe-b continues to be the goth child everyone hated growing up.

Job CH9 PT1

This week, Dan digs into cancel culture, Dave Chappelle's new special and the first 12 verses of chapter 9 in the book of Job.

Job Ch 8

Job Ch 7

Job Ch 6 Part Two

Job Ch 6 Part One

Job Ch5 Part 2

Job Ch 4

Job Ch 5

Job Ch 3 - The Black Charade

We read Chapter 3 of the Book of Job where Job really leans in to his My Chemical Romance side. Follow along as a 1%'r whines about life being unfair.

Book of Job Ch 2 - Old Jizz Skin

Job Chapter 1 Verse 1 - Climbing Back In Naked

This week we return with the beginning of the most sadistic book of the old testament - Job. We also learn that Satan loves taking walks and Yahweh (unsurprisingly) is really god damned lazy.

Ezekiel Ch 12 - Simon Says Be A Trash Panda

In this episode we learn about Yahweh's attempt to give a warning to the nation of israel. In addition, we learn about how bad I am on a date, and Notre Dame Cathedral. Enjoy!

Ezekiel Ch 11 part 2 - Inside Basebible

Ezekiel Ch11 Part 1 - Babies at the gates

Hello all, In this episode we read half of chapter 11 of Ezekiel. Enjoy!

Ezekiel Ch 10 - Here We Go Again

Hello friends, In this episode we are reading Chapter 10 of Ezekiel which is more of the old testament's greatest acid trip. In addition, I discuss in not very great detail what I've been doing for the last year. Enjoy!

Live From Helium, the Miracles of Jesus

Recorded live at Helium comedy club on 12/29/18.

Ezekiel Chapter 9 with Nariko Ott

Ezekiel Ch 8 Part 2

Ezekiel Ch 8 - Kung Fu and Comedy

Hello friends, In this episode I only manage to read 4 verses of Ezekiel in about an hour. The rest is just me talking about shit. If that sounds good to you, awesome. If not, then maybe skip this one as it will be disappointing. Enjoy I Hope!

Ezekiel Chapter 7 Part 2

Where's Dad And The Hot Disability

Hello friends, In this weeks episode we read the first half of chapter 7 of Ezekiel. In addition we learn about home schooling, why me looking good with a cane isn't the best and worst way to die. Enjoy!

I'm Yahweh, What's My Name

Story of Samson Live At Helium Comedy Club

Hello all, Thanks to producer extraordinaire Randy, I can share with all of you the audio from the live show at Helium Comedy Club in Portland Oregon recorded right before Christmas. It was a great show, I hope you enjoy it. In order the save the audio, some of the residual laughs from the audience got lost. Sorry about that. Also, sorry I didn't publish anything on Wednesday. I got hit by a car on Tuesday night and have been dealing with that bullshit.

For 19.99 You Too Can Eat Your Son

Hello friends, In this weeks episode we read half of Chapter 5 of Ezekiel where Yahweh continues to torture Ezekiel for pretty much no reason at all. In addition we learn about being undeniable, why Oprah probably wouldn't be a great president and the worst way to shave. Enjoy!