Episode Twenty Eight - The Silence of the Lambs
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on birds, lambs, dogs and moths. Oh and this episode? The most disgusting outtakes ever.
Nov 03, 2019•2 hr 13 min
Rated H
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Episode Twenty Seven - Bride of Frankenstein
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on insertion, doing it face to face, new features and resurrections. Oh and on this episode? Is that an angel I hear singing? Nope. It's just Ben.
Sep 23, 2019•1 hr 57 min
Muscles from Brussels Podcast - Episode One Trailer
Trailer for the forthcoming podcast, The Muscles from Brussels. Ben and Smokey were honoured to be guests on the very first episode. A lot of fun was had, many dodgy accents flowed and every high kicking second was covered. Many thanks to our lovely and wonderful friend Gabriela, for the invite.
Sep 18, 2019•2 min
Episode Twenty Six - The Stuff
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on stuff, stuff and more stuff. Oh and on this episode? Don't ask us what was said, we will never tell you.
Aug 23, 2019•1 hr 50 min
Episode Twenty Five - Shadow of the Vampire
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on selling out, how to improve classic children's tv shows, perfect date night films and how to make a podcast when both hosts are broken. Oh and this episode? A certain accent, may make a reappearance.
Jul 20, 2019•1 hr 59 min
Episode Twenty Four - Amityville: The Evil Escapes
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on home furnishings, demonic felines, childhood trauma and big jaws. Oh and on this episode? Ben forgets how to divide 10 by 2. Apparently.
Jun 11, 2019•2 hr 7 min
Episode Twenty Three - The Thing (1982)
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging someone else along. It's Adam Roche, from the awesome Attaboy Clarence, Secret History of Hollywood and Talking Pictures TV podcasts! Hear their opinions on sausages, getting over excited and surprise canine guests. Oh and on this episode? Most. Outtakes. Ever.
May 02, 2019•1 hr 56 min
Episode Twenty Two - High Spirits
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on ghosts, ghouls, banshees, flying masonry and fish puns. Oh and on this episode? Smokey adds another impression to his roster.
Mar 20, 2019•2 hr
Episode Twenty One - To the Devil a Daughter
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on Byrne, burns, nuns and guns. Oh and this episode? Ben coins a term that has never been used before. Because it's filthy.
Feb 25, 2019•1 hr 59 min
Episode Twenty - House of Wax (1953)
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on wax (unsurprisingly), X-Rated material (unsurprisingly) and flanges. Oh and this episode? Smokey produces a noise from his soul.
Jan 12, 2019•1 hr 57 min
Rated H - Thank you
A little bonus. Are we thankful? Yes. Are we drunk? Yes. Should we have released this? You decide.
Dec 16, 2018•3 min
Episode Nineteen - Funny Games (2007)
Ben and Smokey take you on truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on office politics, important knives, Antipodean contributors and going above and beyond for your podcast. Oh and this episode, Ben and Smokey flex their muscles.
Dec 04, 2018•1 hr 54 min
Episode Eighteen - Tower of Evil
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on Twitter feud rules, exquisite acting, poor decisions and surprising ratings. Oh and this episode? Outtakes. So many outtakes.
Nov 09, 2018•1 hr 39 min
Episode Seventeen - Eyes Without a Face
Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on lizards, stiffening bones, predators and flappy skin. Oh and this episode? Smokey appears to be slightly refreshed. Slightly.
Oct 23, 2018•1 hr 56 min
Just the feature presentations - Volume One
Our listeners didn't ask for it, but they've got it. The feature presentation reviews from episodes 1-3. Tucker & Dale Vs Evil, The Legend of Hell House and Martyrs. Did we know what we were doing back then? Kind of. Did Ben react badly to some things? Maybe. Was Smokey a pervert in those early days? Definitely.
Oct 01, 2018•1 hr 44 min
Episode Sixteen - Race with the Devil (1975)
Your hosts Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on pool cleaners, household appliances, unfortunate biological developments and the infuriating life of a Librarian. Oh and on this episode? Ben explodes. Several times.
Sep 15, 2018•1 hr 55 min
Episode Fifteen - Sinister
Your hosts Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on urban legends, sex phones, lawnmowers and why all children are terrifying. Oh and on this episode? Both Ben and Smokey burst into song. Oh yes.
Jul 28, 2018•1 hr 43 min
Episode Fourteen - The Craft
Your hosts Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on witches, toxic avengers, rollercoasters and even more tales of bloody nipples. Oh and on this episode, Ben and Smokey collapse under the pressure of Harry Potter trivia.
Jun 30, 2018•2 hr 6 min
Episode Thirteen - Hellraiser
Your hosts Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging someone else along. It's Tom, from the awesome Anywhere But Here podcast. Hear their opinions on bloody nipples, gooey fingers and massive hair. Oh and on this episode? Ben may have forgotten something.
May 18, 2018•2 hr 12 min
Episode Twelve - The New York Ripper
Your hosts Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on fading memories, showers, alternate uses for wine bottles and how to cheat at the Alphabet of Terror! Oh and on this episode? Ben nearly makes himself pass out, with his own description of a film.
Apr 10, 2018•1 hr 46 min
Episode Eleven - Tusk
Your hosts Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on monkey butlers, too much exposition and the finest cuisine that Teeside can provide. Oh and on this episode? Smokey stops having a filthy mind. Briefly.
Mar 09, 2018•1 hr 47 min
Episode Ten - Body Bags
Your hosts Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on rats, gas, eyes and hair. Oh and on this episode? Ben attempts tactfulness. He fails.
Jan 18, 2018•1 hr 48 min
Episode Nine - Ghostwatch
Join your hosts Ben and Smokey, as they take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on Pipes, Parky, Pascoe and the paranormal. Oh and this episode? Scariest. Outtake. Ever.
Nov 16, 2017•1 hr 34 min
Episode Eight - Sunday Morning
The eighth episode of Rated H is here! Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey, as they take you through a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on getting it, a fly in the ear and homemade weapons. Oh and this episode? Longest. Outtake. Ever.
Oct 23, 2017•41 min
Episode Seven - A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
The seventh episode of Rated H is here! Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey as they take you through a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on crooked men, how to improve Greggs the bakers and how to say farewell to a true horror legend. Oh and how to hit a teenage girl in the face properly.
Sep 22, 2017•1 hr 35 min
Episode Six - The Abominable Dr Phibes
The sixth episode of Rated H is here! Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey, as they take you through a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on mummies, baby drivers, sprouts and never ending fist fights. Oh and more Bottom references than you can shake a stick at...or would ever want to.
Jul 25, 2017•1 hr 49 min
Episode Five - 30 Days of Night
The fifth episode of Rated H is here...finally! Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey as they take you through a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on flutes, sweaty saxophones and music played with fingernails. Oh and Smokey is possibly a kid hating, non-dementia sympathising pervert.
Jun 18, 2017•1 hr 32 min
Episode Four - Evilspeak
The fourth episode of Rated H is here! Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey, as they take you through a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on films with too many sequels, a writer who surely must run out of ideas at some point and Rah Di Dah. Oh and Ben is possibly a giant racist.
May 01, 2017•1 hr 30 min
Episode Three - Martyrs
The third episode of Rated H is here! Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey, as they take you through a truly horrific journey! Hear their opinions on Findus Crispy Pancakes, rampant sexism, patronising podcasting and a 10/10 classic!
Mar 30, 2017•1 hr 23 min
Episode Two - The Legend Of Hell House
The second episode of Rated H is here! Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey as they take you through a horrific journey...again. Hear their opinions on haunted bedroom furniture, stuffed cat fights and how best to impersonate a demon.
Feb 02, 2017•1 hr 17 min
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