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Rank & Vile

Quincy & Ryanrankandvile.podbean.com
A weekly podcast ranking every single horror movie ever made from best to worst!
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Episodes

Episode 65: The Lord of Sex Island

We're joined by comic author and podcaster Benito Cereno as we dig into THE WICKER MAN, THE MASQUE OF THE RED DEATH, and PAN'S LABYRINTH. Also discussed: kinkshaming rural populations, fursonas, the gender politics of Nintendo games, and the buckwildness of the rich.

May 21, 201851 minEp. 58

Episode 64: A Chicken Nugget With Legs

On this episode, we dig into DEATH LAID AN EGG, MY FRIEND DAHMER, DON'T TORTURE A DUCKLING, and DEVIL TIMES FIVE. We also talk about Italian redneck mob justice, chicken-themed class metaphors, and movies where every white person looks exactly the same.

May 14, 20181 hr 8 minEp. 57

Episode 63: Drug Shark Fever

On this episode, we talk about DEEP BLUE SEA 2, BLOOD ON THE BADGE, LOVE AT FIRST BITE, and TALES OF FRANKENSTEIN. We also talk about racists getting eaten by pigs, disco-dancing draculas, Freebie & The Bean, and the folly of feeding nootropic drugs to supersharks.

May 07, 20181 hr 4 minEp. 56

Episode 62: Disco Stu Realness

This week, Becky The Archivist fills in for Quincy as she and Ryan talk about HENRY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER and Vincent Price's THEATER OF BLOOD. Also discussed are dog pies, "Dragula," muppety facial hair, exasperating our loved ones by being on the IMDB trivia page during the movie, and why THEATER OF BLOOD belongs to the gays.

Apr 30, 20181 hrEp. 55

Episode 61: Jersey Mob Draculas

On this episode, we're joined by Marlene Thompson (co-host of GHOST OF A CHANCE) as we dig into THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE, BLOODBEAT, and NIGHT OF THE COMET. Also discussed are demons cutting pro wrestlng promos, samurai sword-assisted sexual power moves, and what Marlene imagines the plot of Castlevania to be based entirely on the name alone.

Apr 23, 20181 hr 4 minEp. 54

Episode 60: This Fish Fucks

On this week's episode, we talk about THE SHAPE OF WATER and THE TWILIGHT PEOPLE! We dig into the semiotics of fishfucking, being kidnapped by someone who yells "I'm gonna turn you into a manimal," why season one of BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER is Quincy's favorite, and man-eating crocodiles as a metaphor for sexual repression.

Apr 16, 201859 minEp. 53

Episode 59: Go Away, Yorgos

This week, we talk about THE CRAZIES, THE OMEN, THE KILLING OF A SACRED DEER, and #HORROR. We also dig into such topics as hoping that Alicia Silverstone is okay, horror that's just a rude impersonation of millennials, Vietnam War allegories, and dunking on Lloyd Kaufman.

Apr 09, 201859 minEp. 52

Episode 58: Jumpsuit Goofster

On this episode, we talk THE HOWLING 3: THE MARSUPIALS, HIGH TENSION, LEATHERFACE, WOLF CREEK 2, GHOULIES, and TROLL 2! So many listener requests, y'all, holy shit. We also talk about getting tortured by Jeff Jarrett, nuns turning into werewolves, ballerinas turning into werewolves, everybody turning into a werewolf, and getting bitten on the butthole by evil muppets.

Apr 02, 20181 hr 1 minEp. 51

Episode 57: It Rules Ghouls

On this episode, we jump into DEMONS, Fulci's THE BEYOND, 5KNIVES, and NIGHT OF THE HUNTER! Also discussed are weeping at the Butterfree episode of Pokemon, bizarre cocaine-snorting methods, and motorcycle katana fights.

Mar 27, 201851 minEp. 50

Episode 56: Batman Doesn't Fuck

On this episode, we deal with BODY MELT, BATMAN: GOTHAM BY GASLIGHT, and THE RING. We dig into topics such as the body horror wonderland of Australia, bizarre sushi rolls for white people, and the realization that Quincy is out here watching grainy footage of autopsies he found in the woods while Ryan lives in Steven Spielberg's trash can.

Mar 19, 20181 hr 4 minEp. 49

Episode 55: Local Crossbow Pervert

After a monthlong hiatus, glory hallelujah, Quincy returns! We dig into a bevy of listener requests, including heavy-hitters like THE THING and NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD. Amazingly, we were able to rank THE THING without having to start an entirely new podcast where all we do is talk about how much we love THE THING. (Okay but what if we started a podcast entitled SO HERE'S THE THING and it's just us talking about which member of the Arctic base we think has the prettiest eyes, because.)

Mar 12, 201857 minEp. 48

Episode 54: Sproutin' Spaghetti

On this episode, Ryan's partner Christina returns to the podcast to talk about THE STEPFORD WIVES (1975) and also subterranean gorefest TRENCH 11. Also discussed: boyfriends in frats, dunkin' on Kubrick, and WWI-era movies that go "I bet the Germans are basically Nazis already, right."

Mar 05, 20181 hr 6 minEp. 47

Episode 53: Trucking With Ruckuses

This week, we're joined once again by comic writer and podcaster Evan McDevitt ( Strange Romance Vol. 3 ) as we dig into DEVILMAN CRYBABY and GREMLIN (singular, just the one gremlin). Also discussed are Lisa Frank nihilism, Castlevania tattoos, and Quincy's travails with the sheer number of taints featured in DEVILMAN CRYBABY.

Feb 26, 20181 hr 4 minEp. 46

Episode 52: Hellraiser Inc.

Josh Copeland returns to fill in for Quincy this week as he and Ryan dig into the brand-new HELLRAISER: JUDGMENT and also, by God, James Cameron's ALIENS. Also discussed are Instagram cenobites, the perfection of Sigourney Weaver, and interoffice Hell politics.

Feb 19, 20181 hr 18 minEp. 45

Episode 51: Murdered By A Baby Man

This week, we talk about and rank HAPPY DEATH DAY, THE SWORD & THE CLAW, and DEAD ALIVE! Also discussed: 90s teen comedies, bland college boys, and why THE DEVIL'S REJECTS is overrated.

Feb 12, 20181 hr 5 minEp. 44

Episode 50: Spammin' The Dracula

Holy shit, y'all, it's our 50th episode! We do some real heavy-hitters on this episode, digging into DRACULA, PSYCHO, and IT (2017). We talk about Anthony Perkins lookin' like a snack, compare Pennywises between the 2017 adaptation and the 1990 miniseries, and yell about the inexplicable armadillos in Dracula.

Feb 05, 20181 hr 6 minEp. 43

Episode 49: Supple Boy Calves

On this episode, we're joined by comedian and podcaster Jessimae Peluso as we dig into three episodes of Black Mirror ("Shut Up and Dance," "White Bear," and "Playtest") and also A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS. We also talk about sobbing into chicken tenders, monster breasts, and competitive handshakes.

Jan 29, 20181 hr 7 minEp. 42

Episode 48: A Shit Dad in New England

On this episode, we dig into HAUNTERS: THE ART OF THE SCARE, WALKING OUT, BLOODLANDS, and two listener requests: THE VVITCH and SANTA'S SLAY! We also ruminate on desensitization, the ethical boundaries of mom's spaghetti, and demon wagers involving Canadian sports.

Jan 22, 20181 hrEp. 41

Episode 47: Rustlin' Some Buffalo

On this week's episode, we rank DEATH BED: THE BED THAT EATS, THE REAL CHAINSAW MASSACRE, and THE UNEXPLAINED: WITCHES, WEREWOLVES, AND VAMPIRES. We also dig into a bunch of listener requests (including CARRIE and THE EXORCIST) and talk about nightmares involving Gary Busey, old-timey catfishing, and attempting to explain MTV's Next to children.

Jan 15, 20181 hr 1 minEp. 40

Episode 46: I Fucks With Black Magic

On this week's episode, we talk about THE LURE, THE MYSTERIOUS DEATH OF A MINOR, and possibly one of the most bananas Hong Kong horror movies ever made, SEEDING OF A GHOST. Also discussed are the dangers of playing mahjong, dead Mumfords, and Black Plague trivia.

Jan 08, 20181 hr 10 minEp. 39

Episode 45: A Thick Buddy

Filling in for Quincy this week is Ryan's partner Christina, who has a lot of feelings about 2016 French-Belgian horror film RAW, as well as the first two seasons of ASH VS. EVIL DEAD. Also discussed are the cowardice of Michael Douglas, dads covered in scarves, and being fed by David Lynch like a baby bird. Mentioned/of interest: The Guardian interview with RAW writer-director Julia Ducourneau Snippets in this video of Ducourneau speaking about the film APPETITES: WHY WOMEN WANT by Caroline Kna...

Jan 01, 20181 hr 8 minEp. 38

Episode 44: Season's Bleedings

It's the Christmas episode! We talk about TRAGEDY GIRLS, but then we also get festive with BETTER WATCH OUT, BLACK CHRISTMAS (2006) and GOOD TIDINGS. We talk about why we hate Hostage Horror as a genre, kids and weird food choices, and how the BLACK CHRISTMAS remake is basically the Aristocrats joke.

Dec 26, 20171 hr 11 minEp. 37

Episode 43: An Unholy Paste

Filling in for Quincy this week is Alexandra Rowland (author of the upcoming A CONSPIRACY OF TRUTHS ) as she and Ryan talk about GREMLINS 2: THE NEW BATCH and "Blink" from Doctor Who. Or, like, TRY to discuss GREMLINS 2 through conventional means, but you can probably only adequately talk about this movie through the use of finger puppets, a morning radio show soundboard, and several pornographic bumper stickers.

Dec 18, 20171 hr 7 minEp. 36

Episode 42: Ol' Petey Ten-Dicks

On this episode we're joined by 30 DAYS OF PLIGHT'S Justin Cimba as we talk about HONEYMOON, THE UNTAMED, and TRAIN TO BUSAN! Also discussed: the 20-Sided Dice method of movie selection, weirdo tentacle sex, and what makes us cry when we watch horror movies.

Dec 11, 20171 hr 8 minEp. 35

Episode 41: The Chewy Spielberg Nougat

This week, we're joined by comic writer Chad Bowers (ASH VS. ARMY OF DARKNESS, X-MEN '92) as we dig into JAWS, ROCK 'N' ROLL NIGHTMARE, and THE EVIL DEAD. We also talk about weird Southern video shacks, KISS tie-ins, and that time George Lucas got his head caught in Bruce The Shark's mouth for three hours.

Dec 04, 20171 hr 10 minEp. 34

Episode 40: Lightning Crotch

On this episode, Quincy and his wife Emily (who's graciously filling in for Ryan this week) talk about the purest genre of body horror: Pregnancy! Bodies doing some fucking weird, uncomfortable stuff! They dig into ROSEMARY'S BABY, PREVENGE, and ANTIBIRTH, as well as Emily's hatred of wrestling, SAW as a tender coming-of-age film for millennials, and not messing around with any Devil Stuff.

Nov 27, 20171 hr 5 minEp. 33

Episode 39: Don't Strike Deals With Murder Witches

On this episode, we dig into PUMPKINHEAD, MOTEL HELL, THREE...EXTREMES, and the Fright Night Fatal Four-Way from the Halloween episode of 205 Live. We also touch on televangelists, why Tony Nese is the strongest boy, and why the South doesn't want you to come visit.

Nov 20, 20171 hr 5 minEp. 32

Episode 38: A Budget Cruise to Hell

On this episode, we talk about FEMALE PRISONER SCORPION: BEAST STABLE, RAW FORCE (KUNG FU CANNIBALS) and DAGUERROTYPE. Also discussed are the My Way karaoke killings, cruise ship mishaps, and monsters made entirely of boobs.

Nov 13, 20171 hr 5 minEp. 31

Episode 37: Everyone Loves Linda Hamilton

Filling in for Ryan this week is longtime buddy Ian Chambers, who joins Quincy to talk about CHILDREN OF THE CORN, MICHAEL JACKSON'S GHOSTS, SHAUN OF THE DEAD, PET SEMATARY, and a bunch of others. Also, Quincy receives an IRL jump scare when his son surprises him while he and Ian discuss PET SEMATARY, so it's pretty great.

Nov 06, 201751 minEp. 30

Episode 36: Halloween

My God, it's happening. After dozens of episodes, WE FINALLY RANK JOHN CARPENTER'S HALLOWEEN. We also talk about PAGAN INVASION: TRICK OR TREAT? and CURIOUS GEORGE: A HALLOWEEN BOO FEST, but holy shit, y'all, this is one of those good Milestone Episodes because we finally figure out where HALLOWEEN fits on our list...so far.

Oct 30, 20171 hr 8 minEp. 29
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