The Cat With Hands (2001) / Other Side of the Box (2020) / This House Has People in It (2016) / Still Life (2005) / Whistle and I'll Come to You (1968) Approachability: (varies) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Child death; Creepy faces/figures Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Nigh...
Jun 13, 2025•1 hr 45 min
Who invited Mumford & Son to the party? Special Guest: Symphony Sanders Approachability: 7/10 ( More dark action film than horror ) Content Warnings: Blood/violence; Animal death; Overt racism/epithets Next Week’s Film LIVE STREAM Jun 14: The Taking of Deborah Logan HORROR SHORTS PLAYLIST for Jun 13 Ep RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, &am...
Jun 10, 2025•2 hr 4 min
Don't forget to vote! Approachability: 8/10 ( More Shawshank Stephen King than IT Stephen King ) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault/Murder; Blood; Suicide; Child endangerment; Mild jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...
Jun 03, 2025•1 hr 51 min
Let's talk about proper car maintenance Approachability: 1/10 ( Tense, bloody, and torture-y ) Content Warnings: Torture/Sexual Assault; Mutilation; Blood Gore; Homophobic/Misogynist Slurs Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...
May 27, 2025•1 hr 59 min
Throw me down a well, goth mommy! Approachability: 2/10 ( Pretty disturbing supernatural noir mystery ) Content Warnings: Graphic animal death; Child murder; Jump Scares; Upsetting imagery; Suicide; Child abandonment Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more...
May 20, 2025•2 hr 10 min
Don't tell your friends what you saw. Approachability: 9/10 (Suspenseful mystery classic with horror elements) Content Warnings: Domestic abuse/assault; Child abuse Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
May 13, 2025•1 hr 38 min
Maximum Overdrive, but birds Approachability: 6/10 ( Tense and occasionally bloody; an all-timer scare in this one, too ) Content Warnings: Stalking; Animal harm; Child harm; Blood/gore Live Stream: Sat May 10 @ 3pm ET Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn mo...
May 06, 2025•1 hr 55 min
S3E2 "Playtest" / S3E3 "Shut Up and Dance" / S4E5 "Metalhead" Approachability: 4/10 ( Bleak as hell with lots of blood in these episodes ) Content Warnings: Spiders; Jump scares; Human trafficking; Pedophilia; Blood/gore; Medical imprisonment; Suicide Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are par...
Apr 29, 2025•2 hr 1 min
Black Lodge noir Approachability: 4/10 ( Mindf*ck, 90s-style ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; jump scares; Creepy visuals; Suicide; Strobe effect Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Apr 22, 2025•1 hr 58 min
Let's learn about Irish culture Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin Approachability: 7/10 ( Silly horror comedy with some mild gore ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Spider; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit mega...
Apr 15, 2025•1 hr 51 min
Dereks don't run Approachability: 2/10 ( Comedically gory splatter fest ) Content Warnings: Violence/gore Livestream April 12: Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 08, 2025•1 hr 24 min
Send more cops Approachability: 6/10 ( Spoof-level gory comedy ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 01, 2025•1 hr 30 min
Take a picture. It'll last longer. Approachability: 6/10 ( Documentary-style zombie disaster ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Racism; Creepy photos; Child/Animal Death Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoic...
Mar 25, 2025•1 hr 40 min
Hope you're not eating lunch Approachability: 1/10 ( Extreme gore/grotesqueries; Legit scary/disturbing ) Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Sexual Assault; Torture; Jump scares; Trans-/homophobic language; Blood/Gore; Vomit Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Lea...
Mar 18, 2025•1 hr 33 min
Every New York apartment has its imperfections Approachability: 4/10 ( Argento-level blood/gore/style ) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Stylized blood/gore; Animal cruelty; Animal death; Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit m...
Mar 11, 2025•1 hr 54 min
Let's talk Huey Lewis and the News Approachability: 7/10 ( Dark, dry, satirical horror about Reagan-era misogyny & violence) Content Warnings: Misogynistic violence; Bloody murders; Homophobic slurs. Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your a...
Mar 04, 2025•1 hr 58 min
Dirtbike Shithead vs The Space Goo Approachability: 6/10 ( Gloopy/gloppy 80s sci-fi horror ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Body horror; Sexual Assault; Child Death; Strobe Effects Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho...
Feb 25, 2025•1 hr 39 min
Typical American tourists Approachability: 5/10 ( Gory, body horror comedy classic ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Body horror; Mass shooting; Suicide ideation; Trans-/Homophobic slurs Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choi...
Feb 18, 2025•1 hr 40 min
Don't Look Now is a Valentine's Day movie. Approachability: 8/10 ( Classy, classic horror that’s more unsettling than scary. ) Content Warnings: Creepy faces; Child death; Blood Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone...
Feb 11, 2025•1 hr 46 min
Vampires versus were-horses Approachability: 7/10 ( Gothy action/fantasy flick with plenty of CGI splatter ) Content Warnings: Blood splatter; Body horror; Gun violence; Jump scares Next Week’s Film LiveStream: NIGHT OF THE COMET (1984) Sat Feb 8 @ 3pm ET RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Va...
Feb 04, 2025•1 hr 50 min
Another adorable song ruined by ghosts Approachability: 6/10 ( Super fun Haunted House/Person story; lots of jumps and creepy specters) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy faces/specters Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...
Jan 28, 2025•1 hr 44 min
Welp! Let's relive some recent memories. Approachability: 8/10 ( Pandemic Thriller; not really horror, but still unsettling ) Content Warnings: Pandemic/Quarantine; Child death; Brain surgery Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. V...
Jan 21, 2025•1 hr 43 min
No, not *that* PREY. Nope, not that one either. Approachability: 5/10 ( Jump scares and CGI gore; but mostly pretty light/silly ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Animal death; Child death Next Week’s Film Jan 18 Live Stream at Patreon RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more ...
Jan 14, 2025•1 hr 44 min
Always keep your promises Approachability: 9/10 ( Cinematic classic; elegantly haunting, but not bloody or scary ) Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Blood/violence; Suicide Next Week’s Film Jan 18 Live Stream at Patreon RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad...
Jan 07, 2025•1 hr 58 min
Tell me what's on your mind. Special Guest: Robin Virginie Approachability: 4/10 ( Very splattery/gory sci-fi thriller ) Content Warnings: Blood/Splatter; Suicide Join the Random Horror 9 Patreon (fun things even for free membership levels!) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn mor...
Dec 31, 2024•1 hr 42 min
But when do they kiss? Approachability: 8/10 (Prime-time TV-level horror) Content Warnings: Blood; Jump scares; Suicide; Demonic imagery; Cannibalism; Sexual Assault Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoice...
Dec 24, 2024•1 hr 42 min
Show me the Carfax Abbey Special Guest: Symphony Sanders Approachability: 10/10 (Very G-rated by today's standards; but classic spooks and scares) Content Warnings: General spookiness Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit meg...
Dec 17, 2024•1 hr 36 min
"Sushi Noh" (2024); "Hedgehog in the Fog" (1975); "Storytime" (2024); "No Through Road" (2009); "Possibly in Michigan" (1983) Approachability: 2 or 9/10 (Hedgehog & Michigan - very approachable if you're horror-squeamish; The others - not as much) Content Warnings: Blood/gore/violence; Jump scares; Vomit; Creepy faces/figures; Home invasion Dec 14 Live Stream on Patreon at 3pm: SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (1984) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwi...
Dec 13, 2024•1 hr 33 min
🎵 D-E-L-T-O-R-O / Who loves ghosts? It's Guillermo 🎵 Approachability: 8/10 (Lots of blood, but the ghosts are good, if that makes sense) Content Warnings: Blood/Violence; Child death; Child abuse; Creepy imagery Dec 13 Bonus Episode: Horror Shorts. Watch them here. Dec 14 Live Stream on Patreon at 3pm: SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (1984) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random H...
Dec 10, 2024•1 hr 45 min
Judge *some* books by their covers. Approachability: 2/10 ( Envelope-pushing (and mostly funny) gore-fest ) Content Warnings: Physically violent Sexual Assault; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/ad...
Dec 03, 2024•1 hr 20 min
