MERGEFIELD Description Send more cops MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Spoof-level gory comedy ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Prese...
Apr 01, 2025•2 hr 30 min
MERGEFIELD Description Take a picture. It'll last longer. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Documentary-style zombie disaster ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Racism; Creepy photos; Child/Animal Death Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterboxd , ...
Mar 25, 2025•2 hr 40 min
MERGEFIELD Description Hope you're not eating lunch MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 1 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Extreme gore/grotesqueries; Legit scary/disturbing ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Creepy imagery; Sexual Assault; Torture; Jump scares; Trans-/homophobic language; Blood/Gore; Vomit Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin ...
Mar 18, 2025•2 hr 33 min
MERGEFIELD Description Every New York apartment has its imperfections MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 4 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Argento-level blood/gore/style ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Jump scares; Stylized blood/gore; Animal cruelty; Animal death; Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Blue...
Mar 11, 2025•2 hr 54 min
MERGEFIELD Description Let's talk Huey Lewis and the News MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 7 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Dark, dry, satirical horror about Reagan-era misogyny & violence ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Misogynistic violence; Bloody murders; Homophobic slurs. Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon...
Mar 04, 2025•2 hr 58 min
MERGEFIELD Description Dirtbike Shithead vs The Space Goo MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Gloopy/gloppy 80s sci-fi horror ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Gore; Body horror; Sexual Assault; Child Death; Strobe Effects Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , ...
Feb 25, 2025•2 hr 39 min
MERGEFIELD Description Typical American tourists MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 5 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Gory, body horror comedy classic ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Jump scares; Body horror; Mass shooting; Suicide ideation; Trans-/Homophobic slurs Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Yo...
Feb 18, 2025•2 hr 40 min
MERGEFIELD Description Don't Look Now is a Valentine's Day movie. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Classy, classic horror that’s more unsettling than scary. ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Creepy faces; Child death; Blood Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Le...
Feb 11, 2025•2 hr 46 min
MERGEFIELD Description Vampires versus were-horses MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 7 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Gothy action/fantasy flick with plenty of CGI splatter ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood splatter; Body horror; Gun violence; Jump scares Next Week’s Film LiveStream: NIGHT OF THE COMET (1984) Sat Feb 8 @ 3pm ET RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo:...
Feb 04, 2025•2 hr 50 min
MERGEFIELD Description Another adorable song ruined by ghosts MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Super fun Haunted House/Person story; lots of jumps and creepy specters ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Jump scares; Creepy faces/specters Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , ...
Jan 28, 2025•2 hr 44 min
MERGEFIELD Description Welp! Let's relive some recent memories. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Pandemic Thriller; not really horror, but still unsettling ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Pandemic/Quarantine; Child death; Brain surgery Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube ...
Jan 21, 2025•2 hr 43 min
MERGEFIELD Description No, not *that* PREY. Nope, not that one either. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 5 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Jump scares and CGI gore; but mostly pretty light/silly ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Gore; Animal death; Child death Next Week’s Film Jan 18 Live Stream at Patreon RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random H...
Jan 14, 2025•2 hr 44 min
MERGEFIELD Description Always keep your promises MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 9 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Cinematic classic; elegantly haunting, but not bloody or scary ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Creepy imagery; Blood/violence; Suicide Next Week’s Film Jan 18 Live Stream at Patreon RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patre...
Jan 07, 2025•2 hr 58 min
MERGEFIELD Description Tell me what's on your mind. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Robin Virginie Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 4 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Very splattery/gory sci-fi thriller ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Splatter; Suicide Join the Random Horror 9 Patreon (fun things even for free membership levels!) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Lo...
Dec 31, 2024•2 hr 42 min
But when do they kiss? Approachability: 8 /10 ( Prime-time TV-level horror ) Content Warnings: Blood; Jump scares; Suicide; Demonic imagery; Cannibalism; Sexual Assault Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents...
Dec 24, 2024•2 hr 42 min
Show me the Carfax Abbey Special Guest: Symphony Sanders Approachability: 10 /10 ( Very G-rated by today's standards; but classic spooks and scares ) Content Warnings: General spookiness Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents...
Dec 17, 2024•2 hr 36 min
"Sushi Noh" (2024); "Hedgehog in the Fog" (1975); "Storytime" (2024); "No Through Road" (2009); "Possibly in Michigan" (1983) Approachability: 2 or 9 /10 ( Hedgehog & Michigan - very approachable if you're horror-squeamish; The others - not as much ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore/violence; Jump scares; Vomit; Creepy faces/figures; Home invasion Dec 14 Live Stream on Patreon at 3pm : SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (1984) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (...
Dec 13, 2024•2 hr 33 min
🎵 D-E-L-T-O-R-O / Who loves ghosts? It's Guillermo 🎵 Approachability: 8 /10 ( Lots of blood, but the ghosts are good, if that makes sense ) Content Warnings: Blood/Violence; Child death; Child abuse; Creepy imagery Dec 13 Bonus Episode: Horror Shorts. Watch them here . Dec 14 Live Stream on Patreon at 3pm : SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (1984) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Rando...
Dec 10, 2024•2 hr 45 min
MERGEFIELD Description Judge *some* books by their covers. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 2 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Envelope-pushing (and mostly funny) gore-fest ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Physically violent Sexual Assault; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterbo...
Dec 03, 2024•1 hr 20 min
MERGEFIELD Description You love this episode? That's 150,000 lira. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Sexy and gory dark comedy ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Ableist Caricature; Mass shooting; Mention of Sexual Assault; Mention of Suicide Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 P...
Nov 26, 2024•2 hr 51 min
MERGEFIELD Description Hon, I think this soup's gone bad. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 7 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Surreal; trippy. Not scary but some gross bits ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Body horror; Graphic animal death Patreon Live Stream Sat Nov 23 @ 3pm: GONJIAM: HAUNTED ASYLUM Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: Davi...
Nov 19, 2024•2 hr 51 min
MERGEFIELD Description Gills Gone Wild MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 2 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Super gory; super silly; Super-filled with boobies ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Claustrophobia; Jump scares; Sexual exploitation Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterbo...
Nov 12, 2024•2 hr 36 min
MERGEFIELD Description Be a doll and fetch me that murder victim. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 4 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Bloody and stylized giallo w a really freaky doll ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Gore; Graphic animal harm; Scary doll; Homophobic tropes Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon ...
Nov 05, 2024•2 hr 59 min
MERGEFIELD Description "Slut" (2019); "Home Invasion Help" (2021); "There's a Man in the Woods" (2014); "Tea Time" (2009); "Too Many Cooks" (2014) MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Broadly approachable shorts ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Creepy imagery; Home invasion Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: ...
Oct 31, 2024•1 hr 24 min
MERGEFIELD Description If you gotta start over, 1960s Malibu in Rock Hudson's body is the way to go MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 9 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Leans more into tension/thriller than scares/gore ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Sexual Assault; Up-close surgery; Depression Watch these Horror Shorts for this week's Halloween bonus episode Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more o...
Oct 29, 2024•2 hr 42 min
MERGEFIELD Description Such typical Gemini behavior MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 3 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Not super graphic but lots of jump scares & creep-factor ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Jump scares; Suicide; Blood/gore; Strong racist Imagery Next Week’s Film Live Stream Oct 26 @ 3pm : Discussion of HELL HOUSE LLC (2015) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Va...
Oct 22, 2024•2 hr 47 min
MERGEFIELD Description You see dead people? I see Toni Collette, and only Toni Collette. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Tense scary, not gory; very emotional ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Suicide; Home invasion; Bullying; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTub...
Oct 15, 2024•2 hr 48 min
MERGEFIELD Description A Hard(core) Day's Night MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Wild-ass indie grindhouse musical ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Violent sexual assault; Sex trafficking; Strobe effects; Shaky cam Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterboxd...
Oct 08, 2024•2 hr 35 min
MERGEFIELD Description Sometimes you just have to let things go. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 9 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Classic, tightly-wound thriller ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Drugging; Kidnapping; Claustrophobia Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterboxd , & Instagram ...
Oct 01, 2024•2 hr 52 min
MERGEFIELD Description "Spaceballs" would have been an acceptable title, too MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Very campy; low budget fun ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Jumpscares; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @Rand...
Sep 24, 2024•2 hr 55 min
