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Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

Night Vale Presentsrandomhorror9.libsyn.com
Helping to make horror films more approachable, one die roll at a time. Hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin of Welcome to Night Vale.

Episodes

261 - The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

MERGEFIELD Description Send more cops MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Spoof-level gory comedy ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Prese...

Apr 01, 20252 hr 30 min

260 - Savageland (2015)

MERGEFIELD Description Take a picture. It'll last longer. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Documentary-style zombie disaster ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Racism; Creepy photos; Child/Animal Death Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterboxd , ...

Mar 25, 20252 hr 40 min

259 - Baskin (2015)

MERGEFIELD Description Hope you're not eating lunch MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 1 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Extreme gore/grotesqueries; Legit scary/disturbing ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Creepy imagery; Sexual Assault; Torture; Jump scares; Trans-/homophobic language; Blood/Gore; Vomit Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin ...

Mar 18, 20252 hr 33 min

258 - Inferno  (1980)

MERGEFIELD Description Every New York apartment has its imperfections MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 4 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Argento-level blood/gore/style ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Jump scares; Stylized blood/gore; Animal cruelty; Animal death; Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Blue...

Mar 11, 20252 hr 54 min

257 - American Psycho (2000)

MERGEFIELD Description Let's talk Huey Lewis and the News MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 7 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Dark, dry, satirical horror about Reagan-era misogyny & violence ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Misogynistic violence; Bloody murders; Homophobic slurs. Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon...

Mar 04, 20252 hr 58 min

256 - The Blob (1988)

MERGEFIELD Description Dirtbike Shithead vs The Space Goo MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Gloopy/gloppy 80s sci-fi horror ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Gore; Body horror; Sexual Assault; Child Death; Strobe Effects Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , ...

Feb 25, 20252 hr 39 min

255 - An American Werewolf in London (1981)

MERGEFIELD Description Typical American tourists MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 5 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Gory, body horror comedy classic ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Jump scares; Body horror; Mass shooting; Suicide ideation; Trans-/Homophobic slurs Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Yo...

Feb 18, 20252 hr 40 min

254 - Don't Look Now (1973)

MERGEFIELD Description Don't Look Now is a Valentine's Day movie. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Classy, classic horror that’s more unsettling than scary. ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Creepy faces; Child death; Blood Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Le...

Feb 11, 20252 hr 46 min

253 - Underworld (2003)

MERGEFIELD Description Vampires versus were-horses MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 7 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Gothy action/fantasy flick with plenty of CGI splatter ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood splatter; Body horror; Gun violence; Jump scares Next Week’s Film LiveStream: NIGHT OF THE COMET (1984) Sat Feb 8 @ 3pm ET RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo:...

Feb 04, 20252 hr 50 min

252 - Insidious (2011)

MERGEFIELD Description Another adorable song ruined by ghosts MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Super fun Haunted House/Person story; lots of jumps and creepy specters ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Jump scares; Creepy faces/specters Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , ...

Jan 28, 20252 hr 44 min

251 - Contagion (2011)

MERGEFIELD Description Welp! Let's relive some recent memories. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Pandemic Thriller; not really horror, but still unsettling ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Pandemic/Quarantine; Child death; Brain surgery Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube ...

Jan 21, 20252 hr 43 min

250 - Prey (2016)

MERGEFIELD Description No, not *that* PREY. Nope, not that one either. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 5 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Jump scares and CGI gore; but mostly pretty light/silly ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Gore; Animal death; Child death Next Week’s Film Jan 18 Live Stream at Patreon RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random H...

Jan 14, 20252 hr 44 min

249 - Kwaidan (1965)

MERGEFIELD Description Always keep your promises MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 9 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Cinematic classic; elegantly haunting, but not bloody or scary ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Creepy imagery; Blood/violence; Suicide Next Week’s Film Jan 18 Live Stream at Patreon RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patre...

Jan 07, 20252 hr 58 min

248 - Scanners (1981) w/Robin Virginie

MERGEFIELD Description Tell me what's on your mind. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Robin Virginie Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 4 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Very splattery/gory sci-fi thriller ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Splatter; Suicide Join the Random Horror 9 Patreon (fun things even for free membership levels!) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Lo...

Dec 31, 20242 hr 42 min

247 - Supernatural (2005)

But when do they kiss? Approachability: 8 /10 ( Prime-time TV-level horror ) Content Warnings: Blood; Jump scares; Suicide; Demonic imagery; Cannibalism; Sexual Assault Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents...

Dec 24, 20242 hr 42 min

246 - Dracula (1931) w/Symphony Sanders

Show me the Carfax Abbey Special Guest: Symphony Sanders Approachability: 10 /10 ( Very G-rated by today's standards; but classic spooks and scares ) Content Warnings: General spookiness Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents...

Dec 17, 20242 hr 36 min

245 - Possibly in Michigan (1983) & other horror shorts

"Sushi Noh" (2024); "Hedgehog in the Fog" (1975); "Storytime" (2024); "No Through Road" (2009); "Possibly in Michigan" (1983) Approachability: 2 or 9 /10 ( Hedgehog & Michigan - very approachable if you're horror-squeamish; The others - not as much ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore/violence; Jump scares; Vomit; Creepy faces/figures; Home invasion Dec 14 Live Stream on Patreon at 3pm : SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (1984) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (...

Dec 13, 20242 hr 33 min

244 - The Devil's Backbone (2001)

🎵 D-E-L-T-O-R-O / Who loves ghosts? It's Guillermo 🎵 Approachability: 8 /10 ( Lots of blood, but the ghosts are good, if that makes sense ) Content Warnings: Blood/Violence; Child death; Child abuse; Creepy imagery Dec 13 Bonus Episode: Horror Shorts. Watch them here . Dec 14 Live Stream on Patreon at 3pm : SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (1984) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Rando...

Dec 10, 20242 hr 45 min

243 - The Evil Dead (1981)

MERGEFIELD Description Judge *some* books by their covers. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 2 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Envelope-pushing (and mostly funny) gore-fest ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Physically violent Sexual Assault; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterbo...

Dec 03, 20241 hr 20 min

242 - Cemetery Man (1994)

MERGEFIELD Description You love this episode? That's 150,000 lira. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Sexy and gory dark comedy ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Ableist Caricature; Mass shooting; Mention of Sexual Assault; Mention of Suicide Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 P...

Nov 26, 20242 hr 51 min

241 - Altered States (1980)

MERGEFIELD Description Hon, I think this soup's gone bad. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 7 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Surreal; trippy. Not scary but some gross bits ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Body horror; Graphic animal death Patreon Live Stream Sat Nov 23 @ 3pm: GONJIAM: HAUNTED ASYLUM Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: Davi...

Nov 19, 20242 hr 51 min

240 - Piranha 3D (2010)

MERGEFIELD Description Gills Gone Wild MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 2 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Super gory; super silly; Super-filled with boobies ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Claustrophobia; Jump scares; Sexual exploitation Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterbo...

Nov 12, 20242 hr 36 min

239 - Deep Red (1975)

MERGEFIELD Description Be a doll and fetch me that murder victim. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 4 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Bloody and stylized giallo w a really freaky doll ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Gore; Graphic animal harm; Scary doll; Homophobic tropes Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon ...

Nov 05, 20242 hr 59 min

238 - Too Many Cooks (2014) & other horror shorts

MERGEFIELD Description "Slut" (2019); "Home Invasion Help" (2021); "There's a Man in the Woods" (2014); "Tea Time" (2009); "Too Many Cooks" (2014) MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Broadly approachable shorts ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Creepy imagery; Home invasion Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: ...

Oct 31, 20241 hr 24 min

237 - Seconds (1966)

MERGEFIELD Description If you gotta start over, 1960s Malibu in Rock Hudson's body is the way to go MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 9 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Leans more into tension/thriller than scares/gore ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Sexual Assault; Up-close surgery; Depression Watch these Horror Shorts for this week's Halloween bonus episode Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more o...

Oct 29, 20242 hr 42 min

236 - The Exorcist III (1990)

MERGEFIELD Description Such typical Gemini behavior MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 3 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Not super graphic but lots of jump scares & creep-factor ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Jump scares; Suicide; Blood/gore; Strong racist Imagery Next Week’s Film Live Stream Oct 26 @ 3pm : Discussion of HELL HOUSE LLC (2015) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Va...

Oct 22, 20242 hr 47 min

235 - The Sixth Sense (1999)

MERGEFIELD Description You see dead people? I see Toni Collette, and only Toni Collette. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Tense scary, not gory; very emotional ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Suicide; Home invasion; Bullying; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTub...

Oct 15, 20242 hr 48 min

234 - Burst City (1982)

MERGEFIELD Description A Hard(core) Day's Night MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Wild-ass indie grindhouse musical ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Violent sexual assault; Sex trafficking; Strobe effects; Shaky cam Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterboxd...

Oct 08, 20242 hr 35 min

233 - The Vanishing (1988)

MERGEFIELD Description Sometimes you just have to let things go. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 9 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Classic, tightly-wound thriller ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Drugging; Kidnapping; Claustrophobia Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterboxd , & Instagram ...

Oct 01, 20242 hr 52 min

232 - Phantasm (1979)

MERGEFIELD Description "Spaceballs" would have been an acceptable title, too MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Very campy; low budget fun ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Jumpscares; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @Rand...

Sep 24, 20242 hr 55 min