Clash of Titans: 100 Men vs. One Gorilla Debate

It is the Random Discourse Podcast. You know what you press play on. It's your boy C.

Your moderator into Fuckboys Anonymous, aka the hash-slinging bonnet snatcher, aka C&C, aka Trini C. Light, aka C. The Prophet. You know we here. Let's get right down to business, man. I heard y'all been talking. I heard y'all wanna know hunting men versus a gorilla. Let's really talk about this, right? I know y'all been wanting to know my honey. No, y'all don't. I really don't want to know, but I'm going to tell y'all anyway. I know y'all been wanting to know what's going on with this.

What's up with this world and these debates that we keep coming up with? Like, I'm really just diving straight into it because it's been a minute. Y'all haven't heard my voice. And, you know, I got some shit I want to say. Nothing important. I just want to say some shit. A hundred man versus a gorilla. Let's really talk about that. Let's let's let's talk about the the amount of things that need to happen for 100 men and a gorilla to have a fight.

Right. Let's first of all, where is this fight happening? Right. Is this happening in an open field? Because if it's happening in an open field, I think maybe the men have a chance. But if the if the gorilla just decides to run into a planet fitness or something, everybody's dead. All 100 of y'all is dead. Let's be real. If this was like a more enclosed space and the gorilla could just get his hands on everybody. Yeah, everybody's dead.

And what's really killing me about everybody and their list of 100 people is that they have all accepted the fact that at least 20 to 25 of y'all are going to die. Because that's what everybody's going to. That's what everybody's been saying. Well, all right. After the first 25 die. So now you already left with 75, 75 people. You know what I'm saying? That's that's some real Steiner math. But, you know, if you don't know what Steiner math is, I ain't going to tell you what it is.

And that mathematics ain't supreme. I'm just being real with you. You already thinking that 20, 25 people is going to die. Right. And then my thing is, what makes you think that 100 people are going to cooperate enough to fight a gorilla? What makes you think that, you know, we're all going to get together, make a plan, and we're going to fight this gorilla?

There's that's that's too many cooks in the kitchen too many hands in the pot you know what i'm saying you know how many cooks that is in the kitchen enough for a gorilla to kill all of you, i'm just being honest kitchens are usually pretty small yet spacious depending on where you are you know what i'm saying the gorilla will come in there fuck everybody up fuck the kitchen the kitchen's gone leave the kitchen alone you understand what i'm saying leave it alone because it's not going to stop.

It's not. Nobody's going to come and help you. At the end of the day, y'all are frauds. Y'all are frauds. And that's my fraud alert. You know what I'm saying? Y'all are all frauds, and I don't want to hear nothing about it. This 100 men versus a gorilla debate is asinine. We sit here, it's asinine, it's asinine, it's asinine, it's asinine. You're all making asses of yourselves. I'm not going to do it. I did make a list, I did post it, but I'm not going to repost it.

I'm not going to talk about it again. You know what I'm saying?

All I know is if I do participate in 100 men versus a gorilla, like like if i participated in one of those fights one of those brawls i wanted to look like malice at the palace if you don't know what it is then you gotta know malice at the palace was crazy don't be a fraud look it up malice at the palace was amazing i got other shit to talk about but i just want to start it with that i just wanted to talk about the latest internet sensation and then

kind of get it out the way but i'll be right back and another thing but before i really get into what i need to say rockstar rockstar games creator of uh grand theft auto red dead redemption and other miscellaneous bullshit yo why y'all playing with us bro y'all just gonna drop a new trailer y'all gonna tell us that you would basically gotta wait another year may 2026 is which i told us y'all told us in may 2025 you you delayed it one more year

and then dropped another trailer that looked absolutely amazing? Fuck you. Fuck you and everybody who loves you. Fuck you with a sandpaper dick, Rockstar Games. You played yourself. Stop playing with me. Y'all acting like some frauds and I don't like it. Stop it. Stop. Y'all fucking with me. I don't like it. Stop fucking with me, Rockstar. Stop fucking with me, Rockstar. Come on, Rockstar. I want smoke, Rockstar. Stop playing with me. Another year? Another fucking year?

Man, I don't even want to... Man, listen.

So I heard something the other day, and it bothered me. And, you know, the person is something on social media and the person who posted the video said that it would hurt feelings and let's just call it what it is my feelings got hurt but you know i just wanted to you know let y'all listen to it talk about it a little bit and see where it goes from here you know what i'm saying maybe i could do a future episode on it but uh listen up.

One's feelings, but what's a green flag that low-key gives you the ache? Oh, I know my answer, and my answer is for surely going to hurt somebody's feelings, but I truly don't give a fuck. I cannot date a man who is a good father. There's always a back-to-school night, a parent-teacher conference, a birthday party, a play date, a recital, a game. There's always something that he has to be at, and as he should, because that is his child.

And I also cannot date a deadbeat, because sir, where is your child? Why are you not involved?

Okay, that child is more than just a souvenir from that trip to that woman's vagina i'm gonna need you to be involved sir it's gonna hurt someone's feelings so i know y'all heard that right this particular lady she made this real and like she said it's gonna hurt some people's feelings and i believe it sure and everybody's feelings because she's on both sides of the tracks real bad and as a single father i took.

Great offense to what she said because how dare you how dare you say that you know you can't deal with a man who and and and let's let's let's let's talk about it like this for for once let's be politically correct from the beginning right you are you are a person everyone are everyone is a person everyone is a human being and everyone has a preference everybody has things that they want to deal with and things that they don't want to deal with they

have deal breakers they have red flags, they have green flags. So this person's red flag is actually a very big green flag for somebody else. So, you know, it's an interchangeable flag. It's one of those double-sided flags, if you will. I, I kind of get it. I kind of get why someone wouldn't want to deal with an active father, because as an active father myself, many a relationship has not lasted or succeeded because I have so much going on.

I have to pick up my kids. I have my kids on this weekend. I have my kids, you know, they're going here. I got to pick them up every day. I got them in the evenings. No, I cannot go out on a date in the middle of the week. No, I cannot go out on a date during the on the weekend because it's my weekend. Yeah, we planned a date, but something came up with the kids that we need to reschedule. We need to cancel. I go through that a lot. And I've been through that a lot.

So I take a special exception when I hear that. Well, let me not say a special exception, but it makes me sad to hear that women don't want to deal with that.

But I understand you get what I'm saying like I I can take offense I can feel a. Way but I definitely understand it just sucks though because if you as a woman could find a way I would say this right if you as a woman could find a way to fit yourself into that schedule similar similar to how a man who's dating a single woman needs to find a way to fit himself into her schedule, because I feel like everything could go both ways.

It just sucks because personally, I feel like men are looked at a little differently. Like we just got to make it happen for y'all, but y'all don't have to make it happen for us. You got what I'm saying? And it's also such a rare occasion where you have to make it happen for us because society has deemed that we always got to make it happen. And so we do, or we do not. You got what I mean? So I don't know. I, being a single dad is hard.

Being a single mother is hard. Being a single parent is hard. Let me not even, you know, separate it. I don't fully get how people can date unless they have, like, that super-duper support system. You got what I'm saying? And in my case, I do have somewhat of a support system, but sometimes things go wrong. Like, the people in my life, they also have lives, too. At the end of the day, my kids are my kids. I got to do what I got to do.

But it's like, I want to talk about this and I want to be frank, but I feel like I can't truly be all the way real because I don't want this to become one of those podcasts. Right. But being, being a dad is, is really like my thing in this life right now, right now, Now, the person who I am today, I'm a dad. Like, I'm a father first before anything. Like, I wish it wouldn't look crazy if somebody asked me my occupation and I said father.

Being a single parent is a full-time job, even with the help. Because it's hard to have a social life. It's hard to have a work life. It is hard to have any type of life outside of your kids, which is why that is your occupation. Everything else is secondary. And that's just what it is. So to hear a woman say that she cannot deal with you being active like that is crazy. So what if my daughter got a recital? So what if my son got a show?

Are you coming with me how about that come with me be a part of their lives be a part of my life come see what it is that I do no oh okay I see you when I see you oh the Minecraft movie came out I'm taking the boys to go see it you trying to come oh you don't want to see the Minecraft movie oh all right like you got to make yourself available like i said you got to fit yourself into what is going on and don't get me wrong like i as a parent i as the person who you know

is dating or whatever i do need to bend and break and try to figure things out on my side too there are going to be times where i have to you know give a little bit more to to you and do a little bit of extra to get to you to have time with you but if you don't even want to do that for me why would why ever would i try to do that for me you ever hear when they say don't waste a single mother's time that goes for all single parents like that goes for all single don't waste our time.

Don't because if we made plans, we made, we made it so that the kids had somewhere to go. We made it so that we are absolutely free and you fucked that up. That's a problem for us. And I'm just being honest. So, you know, I, I really didn't know where I was going with this when I wanted to talk about that particular post, but it was low key triggering. It was low key triggering.

And honestly I don't think I and this is just me shooting off the hip I don't think I ever want to be in a position where I am not a single father well not even a single father where I'm not a dad a full-time dad just a little bit of transparency like my my kids are about to move to Florida, and this is not the first time that this was supposed to happen they're gonna move to Florida with their mom and the first time it was you know all smoke and mirrors but now it's

looking very legit and i'm not gonna go into you know what happened where they're going who they're gonna be with this and the third but it just looks it just feels very different like seeing a light at the end of the tunnel being able to know that i'm gonna have this amount of free time now i'm going to be able to do this. I'm going to be able to do that. And while it feels nice, while it feels good, while I know that I am going to be moving and shaking and grooving, I already miss my boys.

And my little one said something to me today. He was like, yo, dad, like, I'm going to miss you. He said, I'm going to miss you. And I wish you could come live with us.

And I'm like, well, you know i all in due time you know what i'm saying because i don't know what i'm gonna do without him he was like yo dad sometimes you're the only thing that makes me happy and i was like damn that was crazy you know kids be exaggerating they be capping but to hear him say it i was driving it shit a fucking tear rolled down my cheek man a single tear and man i did not plan on doing this when I started potting today.

It's just crazy. Maybe I just needed a therapy session low key. I should still put this out though. It's just crazy. Looking at old pictures of them and I'm thinking about, you know, like, and now I just want to be the best father ever. I'm not saying I was already the best, but I did pretty good. Now I want to go on every trip. Now I want to take them every haircut. I want to do something every weekend because I feel like I'm living on borrowed time right now.

Now I'm starting to look at myself and judge myself a little harder. Like, damn, I could have did this better as a father. I could have did that better as a father. But you shouldn't do that. Fathers, mothers, you shouldn't do that. That's not, you just need to do it. Just be there. I was not expecting to do this when I started recording and I'm going to keep recording. I don't care. This is what it is. This is what podcasting is. And honestly, this is, this is another one of my babies.

I'm going to pull my life into this i don't care but yeah yeah man that girl triggered me man look where we look where we ended up off that little social media post i should have had i i'm not even gonna say it but look where we ended up i'll be i'll be right back so all right cool i was scrolling through instagram yet again and this is kind of in the same vein as fatherhood and and shit like that i guess we could call this the fatherhood

episode right before and i'm gonna drop it before mother's day which is kind of ridiculous but i was thinking i always thought about this as somebody vocalized it perfectly and i didn't see it coming and it just hit me and i mean i'm gonna talk more about it after i let y'all listen to the video but yeah listen to the video bro i advise you bro go hear your dad's side of the story i'm not saying he couldn't be fucked up i'm not saying he couldn't have left you for no reason.

I'm not saying that he couldn't have been a bad person. He couldn't have made a mistake. None of that. But I advise you just go hear his side of the story and decide from there. Because I ain't gonna lie. I hear this happen so often. And like, you kind of fuck me up every time I'm hearing it because it's like, it's fucked up. But it'll be a dude. He want to be in his kid life. Like, he want to be an active father.

You got a baby mom for whatever reason. Maybe she petty about the new girl, trying to teach him a lesson, trying to use it as an opportunity to give more money, or she could just be a bad person, and she kind of used the kid as leverage against the dude.

Trying to control him, and he got to say and do everything she want, or she's going to take the kid away from him, and I get what y'all saying, go to court, go to court, go to court, go look at the percentages on that, and a lot of dudes, it's not even that, they don't want to pay child support, they just don't want to give her the money, they don't mind spending a bag on the kid, they just don't want to give you the money,

all I'm saying, it's a lot of dudes out there, if you was to go sit down, and I'm talking about having a good conversation with Joe Pops, bro you won't even be mad at bro no more so he got a point he he got a point i've had situations right and now i'm gonna turn it back to me right well let me say this so he's basically saying. If you are a kid who grew up without a dad or, you know, your father just wasn't around that often, sometimes all you get is one side of the story.

All you hear is what the primary parent tells you. And all you see is the reaction to how the primary parent and the secondary parent move with each other.

You get what I'm saying? so sometimes it might look like yo this person really don't want nothing to do with you but in all reality they don't want nothing to do with your primary parent so like for me for example right i grew up without my dad cool and he always seemed pretty flaky or whatever whatever whatever, but as i grew up as a man i would see that my mom would be on some bullshit sometimes.

Like like just just to be honest and when i say be on some bullshit i don't mean be on some bullshit and well yes in in her relationships or even in her relationship with me but, sometimes you wonder like yo did you do this to to my pops because i know if i was in a position like this and i was dealing with somebody like you who's acting like this right now I wouldn't want to deal with you neither, you get what I'm saying so sometimes you find like I let me not say you but

sometimes I have found myself wondering, like yo if I really sit down and talk with my father like. Is he going to tell me some shit that I would totally agree with? Is he going to say, yo, your mom's this, that, and the third. It wouldn't work every time I tried to reach out, every time this, every time that. Like, if he had a very valid reason that I could literally, because like I said, I've wondered myself, that I could literally say, yo, I can see that.

Things might be a little different. Like, I might look at him a little differently. You get what I'm saying? I would look at him a little differently. I think, and I think we need to normalize that because I feel like one thing that men do is we don't tell the whole truth because we feel like it might make us look a certain way or look soft or what's the point? You get what I'm saying? Because it is what it is. We here now.

But I know for one thing, like when my kids do come to me later on in life and ask me why I'm not with their mom, I'm going to tell them the truth. The whole truth, nothing but the truth. And I'll tell them to go ask her. Shit, hey, listen, they asked me about the story. I told them the story. I told them my side of the story. Tell them your side. There's always three sides to the story. My side, your side, the truth is somewhere in the middle.

You know what I'm saying? I literally say that every day. I say that at work. I say that with my kids. I say that every day. Three sides, every story. Yours, mine, the truth. Because you cannot control how somebody perceives something. You cannot control how somebody felt in a situation. So they look at it a different way. You might have was just being assertive and they thought you was being rude. So it's like however people think is however they think.

But that's really it. I came here for a little half an hour episode. You know what I'm saying? Show y'all I'm still alive. I got a new, I got a, I got, I recorded a podcast. I went to Las Vegas for my birthday and I recorded a episode on another podcast with Second Chance and Rocco. It's called the Spur of the Moment Podcast. And we had a real interesting conversation.

We spoke about rejection, being banned and being rejected in the streets. We spoke about open relationships to the things. And I have no problem. I'm going to be sharing that on my Instagram and just letting you guys know where you could go look for that and listen to that. If those names sound familiar, we are the three people who made up Fuckboys Anonymous. And don't get me wrong, Fuckboys Anonymous is still around. It's just being workshopped definitely with, you know, some new members.

Might be a rotating cast. It's a lot going on with that. But I definitely want to keep it going. It's really dope. I really love the name and what can be done with it. So yeah, shout outs to Mike who's been trying to get back on the podcast. The guy who wrote that book, Elemental Hero, still on bookshelves, still everywhere. Go cop it, go check it out.

It's actually in more places now. I'm also I'm also auditioning to read the audio book wink wink hint hint I'd like to read the audio book for you know a small piece of change sir please sir may I have some more right I'd like to read your audio book for a piece of change my accent sounds horrible but listen I've also been getting copyright stricken so I need to figure out how to play this music without really playing this music?

I think I know how to do it, but it's something that I just need to, you know, really workshop once again, but I will say I've been listening to some fire, right? Especially R&B wise. I'm coming back for the R&B bag. Y'all think I've been sleeping on the R&B, but I have not. I have not. I have not. I have not. You understand what I'm saying? I have not. And one thing I want y'all to listen to right now is that Destin Conrad, right? That Destin Conrad, he got a song called Kissing in Public.

I'm talking this way because I want to play it, but I also, you know, want to keep it, keep it, you know, going a certain way. So, hold on. Destin Conrad, kissing in public. Here it is at 1.40. Music. How to do it. I sped it up a little bit. Put the whole song in there for you. I got you. If you need to hear more, come find me on the link. Come find me at Instagram at CEE underscore DA underscore profit or at random discourse underscore pod.

You already know that's where you can find me. I'm going to be there. I'm going to be posting stupid memes. I'm going to be posting a little bullshit. I think I'm going to do a June music challenge. We did a music challenge last year and it was really dope. I think I'm gonna go for that again. Other than that, thank you for listening. I appreciate it. This was a little different than usual. Short, sweet, to the point. I love it though.

Thank you. You guys are dope. I appreciate you. Love you. Thanks for listening once again.