This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we cringe at public proposals, get mad at Nintendo games, wonder why the Amazon Dash button exists, go over actors doing weird roles for who they are, and talk about Zubaz pants. Because this is Random Assault, and we talk about Zubaz pants. SEGMENT 1: - Yoshi's Woolly World - Public proposals - Splatoon SEGMENT 2: - Getting reported on Facebook - Guitar Hero Live - Harmonix people found leaving positive Amazon reviews - Amazon Dash Button - Back to the F...
Dec 15, 2015
Well, we've come nearly 5 years and almost 200 episodes. It's about damn time for a best-of compilation. Mitch hosts this special clip-show where he and the hosts go over some of the best bits from the history of the Random Assault Podcast. And there's plenty more where this came from. This episode was specially made to be under 120 minutes so fans can burn it to CD. If you want to get someone you know into the show, this is the way to do it. CLIPS: 1. Le Tran's RA Theme Rap (Episode 153) 2. Mat...
Dec 08, 2015
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Jake joins us to talk about a myriad of topics, including Jojo, how bad Persona 4: Dancing All Night is, the Star Wars Battlefront beta, more Mario Maker, and... the pioneer plate? Okay, sure. SEGMENT 1: - Churches - Dumplings - Matt never saw The Grinch - Jake's been watching Jojo - Persona 4: Dancing All Night SEGMENT 2: - Star Wars Battlefront Beta - The really crappy Game of Thrones game - Dark/high fantasy games - Just Cause 2 SEGMENT 3: - P...
Dec 07, 2015
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we have Super Rad Raygun on the show to talk about the game, FantomenK, and... Mass Effect for some reason. - Rad Ray gun - Gay Bar - Being a miserable father/game dev - FantomenK - Strip clubs - Mass Effect
Dec 07, 2015
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the gang dies. But, they have It Came From The Internet's David Reinhardt with them! So they decide to mess with the gatekeeper of Hell by telling their own spooky tales of the macabre. Enjoy!
Dec 07, 2015
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Tyler Head joins us to talk about weeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeed. And smoke bowls. And make dank hash. Or something. I was the only guy at art college who didn't smoke weed. Because it's for children. BUT ANYWAY we also talk about Absolutely No Words, more Mario Maker, after-sex stories, and our backlogs. SEGMENT 1: - Bringing back the classic memes - Xenoblade - Absolutely No Words - Moonbeam City - Gotham - Halloween SEGMENT 2: - amiibo - Mario Maker and ...
Dec 07, 2015
This week on the Random Assault podcast, we're joined by listener Byron "Bron" Reed, who takes us through the world of sports broadcasting! The guys also talk about full voice acting in games, Super Mario Maker, horrifying sports mascots, and SJWs getting their way. Also, we discover that reading is for gaylords. Literally. Because we find a bunch of books dedicated to dong pictures. SEGMENT 1: - The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra - Broadcasting sports and junk - Reading is for gaylords - Bugg books S...
Dec 07, 2015
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the gang takes a sex quiz that I'm sad I missed out on, and they also talk about hard games and Deus Ex. Oh yeah and we as a species eat weird s**t. - Hard Games - Deus Ex - Sex quiz - When Matt left the show - foods and meats are weird and we eat them. Yum!
Dec 04, 2015
This week on Random Assault, Dylan from our sister show "It Came From The Internet", is here to discuss a very special man. I mean really special. Like... autistic special. Yes, we spend more time than any human being should poring over MovieBob's personal autobiography, "Super Mario Bros 3: Brick by Brick". Also, we talk about how fast T-rexes move and how Konami probably assassinated Iwata. Run of the mill show, really. SEGMENT 1: - TRON - The Upcoming Years of Boys - Donald Trump is an elder ...
Dec 04, 2015
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, long-time listener and awesome artist Le Tran joins us once again to discuss manga about MMA ladies, Dead or Alive, and outdated racism! Oh, the fun we have on this show sometimes. Oh, and we showed Alex the 2009 Sakuracon commercial for the first time in his life. Funny how that works out. SEGMENT 1: - F**k Pilotwings - Fire Emblem Awakening - Experiencing stuff backwards - Does Lady Deadpool have a messed up face? - Oddworld New n Tasty - Mitch, Alex an...
Dec 04, 2015
This week on Random Assault, listener Marco joins us again to talk about art jobs, social justice, horror movies... and then there's the revenge of Alex's horrible game from the previous episode. Strap in for some silliness! SEGMENT 1:- Kingdom Hearts 3- Naughty Dog is run by a ghost- Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze- Art jobs- Bad movies SEGMENT 2:- More of Alex's autism game SEGMENT 3:- HunieCam Studio- ArtStation- Social justice stuff- Silent Hill movies- Horror games- Metal Gear Solid - B...
Sep 17, 2015
This week on Random Assault, listeners Chris Ott and TURbo join us to talk about how Rick and Morty is just too annoying to be a good show, the ups and downs of Random Assault over the years, and red band trailers. Also, Alex makes us play a game that makes us all want to die. Hooray! SEGMENT 1:- Common knowledge to us is trivia to everyone else- Straight Outta- Rick and Morty is almost likeable but is still unbearable- Hover: Revolt of Gamers- Rising Thunder SEGMENT 2:- Random Assault Podcast E...
Sep 08, 2015
Whelp. This is it, guys. The time we all agreed on is finally here. Time to get 'im! Also, besides that we talk about the untimely death of Rowdy Roddy Piper, jokes from Japan being translated, how much GoFundMe sucks, and a few movies we watched. Oh and at the end of the 2nd segment everything falls apart as we all start playing four separate games live on air. Yup! Professionalism, thy name is Random Assault! SEGMENT 1:- Roddy Piper has died- Ronda Rowsey beats the piss out of another woman- L...
Sep 02, 2015
This week on Random Assault, Sean Weiland of Epoch's Journey fame joins us again, just in time for Alex and Kate to celebrate everything Blink 182! We also talk an awful lot about cereal mascots, conventions, and there's an awkward moment in there where we talk about Rowdy Roddy Piper being banned from podcasting forever... and this was recorded just DAYS before his untimely death. So yeah. Stuff. SEGMENT 1: - Who is Boo Berry the ghost of? - The History of Cereal - The backstory of Cookie Crisp...
Aug 21, 2015
This week on Random Assault... well, the title speaks for itself, so be warned. But Willyfresh joins us so we can talk about Ant-Man, how dreadfully full-of-it that Suicide Squad trailer was, how Abadox was actually the original video game, and how unicorns have sex. Prepare yourself for the worst. SEGMENT 1: - Ant-Man - Suicide Squad trailer - Batman v Superman - The Lost Boys is the gayest movie in Hell - What we had on our walls growing up SEGMENT 2: - Teppuu manga - MMA is over too quick - E...
Aug 09, 2015
This week on Random Assault, Breener joins us again to talk about Ireland, how we wish the Minions would just go away, ancient Greek assholes, and Mitch's mom. And then some news breaks during the episode that is truly saddening. But don't let that stop you from listening! SEGMENT 1: - We jumped the shark - We do a complete 180 - There's no good Irish impressions in anything - Talkin' about Ireland - Overseas slang - The tornado from Twister is the tornado from every movie - The theater experien...
Aug 05, 2015
This week on Random Assault, we're joined by John Common of CSR Studios, maker of Dead Pixels! We talk up his 8-bit zombie shooter, and then devolve into our normal show banter. Namely, getting mad about advertising, reminiscing on children's TV shows, and go into a quiz that Mitch made to piss everyone else off. Yeah, it's one of those episodes. SEGMENT 1: - Dead Pixels - 80's horror movies - Kids want and can handle gore - Short Circuit 2 - Destiny's Red Bull level is stupid and it's not even ...
Jul 26, 2015
This week on Random Assault, we're joined by David Reinhart and... hoo boy, do we talk a lot about BUSINESS. Business and internet money and a bunch of other bull-crap like Steven Universe. It's a very... dry episode. Yeah. That's the word. SEGMENT 1: - White Cis Gays - Business, Patreon, and content creation - Should people be asking for money for the content they produce? - David explains how wrong we are about everything - Daredevil - E3 stuff weeks after the fact - Final Fantasy VII remake S...
Jul 20, 2015
This week on Random Assault, we have a VERY special guest! It's Krissy Diggs, who you might know as "That Chick With The Goggles"! She talks to us about her return to making videos, her artwork... and a bunch of other stuff that's par for the course on this show, like semen-based professional wrestlers and how Alex almost permanently got porn stuck on his Wii. A must-listen! SEGMENT 1: - John Semen - Wrestler gimmicks - Krissy's life and return to the internet - DOS games and emulation - Central...
Jul 15, 2015
This week on Random Assault, "Stache" joins us with his mighty beard to talk about the band Guns Out at Sundown, as well as Jurassic World and E3, and then we trade him for Mitch (a grave mistake on our part), who talks with Matt's girlfriend for about forever on the subject of Freedom Planet. It's almost like Jayson is here! SEGMENT 1: - Stash - E3 SEGMENT 2: - Jurassic World SEGMENT 3: - Falcon Rising - Freedom Planet - Sam and Max - Let's Plays and Reviews - Captain Retard - Cum Patriots...
Jul 06, 2015
This week on Random Assault, we're once again joined by Seth Rosen of Klei Entertainment to talk about stuff like Ryu and Roy in Smash, Don't Starve (of course), possible names for kids, and helper apps. We also learn about disgusting foods courtesy of a quiz Alex put together, and create Angry John, the angry video game reviewer on YouTube. Because we're just so damn clever. SEGMENT 1: - Bonus Stage Flash Cartoon - Bloodborne - Splatoon - Ryu and Roy in Smash - Nintendo goes crazy over the leak...
Jul 01, 2015
This week on Random Assault, Curtis joins us to reminisce about the old GamesRadar forum days, to talk about how Kickstarter is still sketchy, and discuss demo discs. And we wondered why he didn't come back for so long... - Catching Up With Curtis - RA's Canon so far... sorta... - The Good Old GR Days - Laser Time "Feud" and points of positive and negative - Listen, N64 looked like crap most of the time. - Kickstarter is still pretty Sketchy (The Bad: Mighty No. 9, The Good: Yookah-Laylee, Shove...
Jun 22, 2015
This week on Random Assault, we're joined once again by Nick Robalik of Sombrero fame! (Meaning, he made the game that's coming out soon called "Sombrero", he in no way invented the popular hat.) We talk about the broken age we're living in of adventure games on Kickstarter, how on-disc DLC is getting worse and worse (I squid you not), and edgy 90's cartoons based on comic books and their film adaptations. Also, Nick realizes that we have more in common with a dysfunctional, abusive family than ...
Jun 19, 2015
This week on Random Assault, Cassidy Werner joins us to talk about The Titan Series. Plus, Matt goes all 80's on everybody's ass with Mad Max: Fury Road and Big Trouble in Little China. And of course, talk of plenty of horror movies, cause that's what the kids are into these days. Listener beware, you're in for a... wait, I already used this joke. Damn. - Titan Series with Cassidy Werner - Mad Max: Fury Road - Big Trouble Little China - Horror Movies - Jason - Freddy - Wes Craven - Goosebumps - ...
Jun 10, 2015
This week on Random Assault, Kyle from Shoddycast joins us to talk about fever dreams, behind the scenes stuff with our shows, how the Nintendo World store in NYC is actually kind of overrated, and a porn gun. No context. It's that kind of show! SEGMENT 1: - Fever dreams and being a crazy savant - Shoddycast - Using Camtasia - Behind the scenes - Hidden History - Mitch is the last hipster SEGMENT 2: - Echidnas and other mammals - Nintendo World in NYC - Nintendo World has less amiibo than Times ...
Jun 02, 2015
This week on Random Assault: Matt, Mitch and Kate are flying blind, unrestricted by Alex's (relatively) grounded personality. So they talk about how dumb their own podcast's lore is, answer some Yahoo Answers questions, and we find out that Kate ate hand lotion, putting another tally on the board under "Retarded Stuff Kate Has Done". SEGMENT 1: - Our retarded lore - Prolapsed asses - Jontron's Starcade - inFamous Second Son - Hentai and ecchi - RetroCade at Seaside Heights - Watermelon ice cream...
May 25, 2015
This week on Random Assault, the gang talks about how Kevin James is the harbinger of death, Mitch talks up the Vita-exclusive Monsterbag, and Alex gets in touch with his inner weeaboo. We also talk about how Yu Suzuki is a secret American, how DLC and Patreon are destroying the world, and dreams about our girlfriends and each other's girlfriends. Oh, and Matt needs to take a video of himself drinking milk while trying to remove his shirt on his balcony. Make it a hashtag. #MattManlyMilkMess SEG...
May 17, 2015
Random Assault is here with the inevitable Minor Assault about the latest installment of the Mortal Kombat franchise Mortal Kombat X. Luke "TotalMortalKombat" Cunningham and Le "Mr. Suitman" Tran joins Alex as they dissect the good and bad about the game and then dig deep into the story, where it's going and where it might end up in the nerdiest way imaginable. God, what a bunch of fucking nerds. I just want to beat them until they explode into fourteen ribcages, ten skulls and seven femurs. NER...
May 16, 2015
This week on Random Assault, we're joined by Rich and Jordan of the Joy of Gaming podcast! We talk about our experiences with the various gaming conventions around America, we get WAY too deep into Sonic stuff... again, and Alex hijacks the show with a meta quiz! It'll all make sense when you hear it. SEGMENT 1: - Gaming conventions (MAGfest, PAX, E3) - Advent Rising, Molyneux, Dennis Dyack, and other failures - Plot twists - We get hardcore about Sonic - Bad comics and movies - The Force Awaken...
May 06, 2015
This week on Random Assault, we discuss how women secretly have all the power in the world, talk about who we think should win the Smash Bros ballot, wonder how candy cigarettes were ever a thing, and discuss how we lost our respective innocence. Also we find out that Kate peed in a sock. Because nothing surprises me in this world anymore. SEGMENT 1: - Mitch watched a hot air balloon crash (kinda) - Iron Sheik documentary - David will correct us on everything wrong - Lesbians have all the privil...
Apr 29, 2015
