KILL ALL MEN! Listener Richard explains to Flabslapper what the actual fuck #GamerGate is and why people should care. Because I certainly have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore, that's for sure. Read about it yourself and form your own opinion, but who does that anymore, right?
This week on Random Assault, Matt attempts to bring up #GamerGate, but is swiftly thwarted. So instead he talks about how he thinks Breaking Bad is a terrible, terrible show. Then he talks about watching that show that Mitch won't shut the fuck up about. And then we read another fan-fiction dedicated to Matt. Actually, it's a very Matt-oriented episode. Prepare to get depressed.
This week on Random Assault, I wasn't on this episode so I don't know what we talked about! But I assume Matt talked about not liking a movie that was great, and Kate blabbers on about Gabriel Knight. Siiiigh.
No, you didn't have a collective aneurysm. Do not adjust your monitor; episode 136 is coming out early! This is because this week on Random Assault, we have the directors of the Boston Festival of Indie Games (that's FIG to you) on the show to talk about the expo! We go over the trials and tribulations of making games despite being terrible at them, and we dive into the man, the myth, the legend himself: Guy Fieri. BE SURE TO KEEP YOUR INTERNETS TUNED TO FIG'S TWITCH CHANNEL THIS SATURDAY, SEPTE...
This week on Random Assault, we all get spooky scary a few months too early for Halloween! Matt delves into his deep fear of loving Nintendo again, and then the second segment is a scary double-whammy about the P.T. playable teaser and Five Nights at Freddy's! Oh, and we read more Flabslapper fan-fiction! So get ready for disgusting bullshit!
This week on Random Assault, listener Tyler Head joins us, and we get super blazed 420 #SWED. And then we talk about our shared hatred for Whovians. And that stupid fucking fish playing Pokemon. God damn it.
Matt, Alex, David and Le hop on to discuss the new Michael Bay Ninja Turtles movie! Cowabunga?
This week on Random Assault, Mitch invites high school chum Kevin Villecco on to talk about game music remixes! He also brings on his girlfriend, Kori! She talks about how she thinks Mitch is ultra gross and slimy! (Just kidding, we talk about dumb bullshit like a German man crying.)
This week on Random Assault, we talk about... a bunch of bullshit, really. And I don't remember any of it. Oh well. It's a good one!
This week on Random Assault, Richard "Danger" Colina joins us to gush about all things Shovel Knight! This was basically GOING to be the Shovel Knight Minor Assault, but instead it's just a normal episode, stuffed to the gills with 8-bit love!
This week on Random Assault, we're joined by Seth Rosen of Klei Entertainment (yes, he's heard every single joke you've just thought of already), who worked on Don't Starve! He's also one of the guy's responsible for Elizabeth's behavior in Bioshock Infinite! ...I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing, but hey! We talk about theme parks, Don't Starve's Reign of Giants DLC, wrestling, and ghosts! Boo!
This week on Random Assault, Mela Firefly joins us to talk about how she wants to eat everything in Zoobooks, about Sailor Moon Crystal, and a LOT of talk about the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Like... A LOT.
This week on Random Assault, we are joined by Trevor Stricker of Disco Pixel (creators of Jungle Rumble), and formerly of Smilebit and Visual Concepts! We go over Trevor's history in the games industry, the trials and tribulations that he went through to get there, and the games he's working on now! We also talk about The Wolf Among Us, and mention how you could possibly get a Random Assault Episode 100 banner poster!
This week on Random Assault, the hosts rally against humanity and try to make everything offensive. Then, Alex talks about trying the new Smash Bros and we all debate E3.
This week on Random Assault, we're joined by listener Valentin to talk about Nintendo games, hatred, and our sense of humor! Matt almost buys a Wii U, showing his true colors to us finally, and Mitch played the Tomodachi Life demo. Turns out it's pretty silly!
This week on Random Assault, it's a celebration of all things LEGO as Matt, Mitch, Alex, Kate, and Jayson dissect the fantastic The LEGO Movie (WARNING: SPOILERS FOR THE MOVIE IN THIS EPISODE), reminisce about old LEGO mania memories, and talk WAY too much about Bionicle. Take this dive back into childhood with the Random Assault hosts!
Wow. Umm... it's not that this episode is bad, we don't run out of steam until the 3rd smegment, but I just can't remember what we talked about on this one. Like, the entire episode was just purged from my memory immediately after we finished recording. It's called "catfood" because we talk about a bunch of stuff we'd already gone over, and if you don't know why we call that catfood, go read the wiki. But yeah, this is one off-kilter episode.
This week on Random Assault, Mitch chokes on Chocolate Milk, Kate vocalizes about her vacation to Vancouver, the brats banter about Burial at Sea and Bioshock Infinite, and the third smegment transforms into trite tomfoolery.
This week on Random Assault, we're joined by Yousuf Mapara of Switchblade Monkeys, the devs behind Secret Ponchos! We discuss the trials and tribulations of getting your indie game out there (as well as Sony's awesome indie support with the PS4). We also discuss Batman and the upcoming "Gotham" TV show, discover a bunch of really weird conincidences, and Yousuf answers your questions about the industry! This episode is jam-packed with professional goodness!
Matt, WillyFresh and Le Tran get all kaiju on your ass and talk about the King of Monsters. And maybe Jet Jaguar. I dunno.
This week on Random Assault, Steve "the Nasghul" Sarminian joins us to talk about mid-90's PC memories, eurobeat tunes, excessive amounts of hours on a single game, and (say it with me, now:) JoJo!
This week on Random Assault, we are joined by Dave, creator of Boot Hill Heroes! He talks about the game, and answers your questions! Also, Mitch is fresh back from an anime convention, we discuss TellTale Games because of a PSN Flash Sale, and we also talk about Fatal Frame for some reason.
This week on Random Assault, we make sure to address how stupid you all are for being mad about giving Samus high-heels. You are all dumb idiot babies. Also, Mitch starts a Platinum games circlejerk and tries to get everyone excited for Tomodachi Life... an attempt that utterly fails. Also, I think we talk about JoJo. Again.
This week, Mitch talks about dance games and music games and games that require some form of rhythm! Even more nuts is that everyone actually CARES! He talks about an In the Groove tournament he entered (think hardcore DDR), and the new craze that will hopefully soon be sweeping the nation: Neon FM! Alex talks about his adventures in Southie, Matt discusses his hatred of The Fifth Element but his love of House, (no, not THAT House), and no one makes a Halo reference! Hooraaaay!
This week, Josh "the Krampus" joins us to discuss the stupidity of Scotch-tape selfies, the horrors of working retail in an electronics department or store, indie games, and gaming injuries! We also go over the second half of Burial at Sea, which sparks a rather interesting discussion on patches and DLC.
This week, Mitch is now officially a man. He has killed something. Also, he and Matt talk about Typing of the Dead: Overkill, which is AWESOME. Alex gushes about Tower of Guns (and there's an interview in there as well). There's also talk of westerns, Boot Hill Heroes (which is out now on PlayStation Mobile if you have a PSM-compatible phone and/or Vita)... and hoo boy, we expose Bung-Gate. COWABUNGA!
This week, we explore the forbidden depths of Red Bob's BBQ Fuckin' Mansion, go over a bunch of strange controllers, talk about Gamestop's bullshit business practices, and Alex gives out three codes for Machinarium! FAIR WARNING: Alex is EXTRA obnoxious this week!
This week, we welcome Sean Baptiste of Fire Hose Games, and formerly of Harmonix! That means we get to talk about his studio and their projects, let the listeners ask insider questions, and Mitch can drop obscure Harmonix references on him! Then we talk more about games and wonder why Kiefer Sutherland is supposed to be in so many games soon...
As the title implies, one of your five humble hosts will leave the show by the end of this episode! Besides that, Alex is... gasp... WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING? Yes, turns out A Link Between Worlds is really great. And hey, we have a contest to judge! Get on in here!
This week, Le "MisterSuitMan" Tran joins us to talk about JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. And more JoJo. And more JoJo. We talk a shitload about JoJo. Get ready to elaborately pose with us.
