On this episode of Randland, the first to broadcast from The Black Tower, we discuss the Tinker casting announcements and what they may mean for the Wheel of Time series adaptation. In addition, we hash out our favorite side characters and why we love them, which leads to debates around Honor vs Oppenheimer, who loves the circus, and Chel Vanin citrus similies! Warning: Full Series Spoilers
Sep 03, 2020•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 3
Kicking off Season 2 Randland will now include spoilers for the entire Wheel of Time Series! We also have some big announcements about additional changes here at the White Tower. Have a listen to find out all you need to know about recent Wheel of Time on Prime cast announcements. Additional discussion covers important topics like: how to Benjamin Button a stilled Aes Aedai, shipping Galad & Valda, the problem with attractive young apprentices, the significance of skinny innkeepers, explorin...
Jul 31, 2020•1 hr 13 min•Season 2Ep. 1
Collin & Jay conduct a dialogue around racism and anti-racism within the context of fantasy culture, specifically addressing challenges within the online Wheel Of Time Community. By examining both persisting aggressions, as well as recent transgressions, we strive to educate and encourage dragonsworn to do better. We also applaud fans and community leaders who have continued to be trusted and vocal allies. Representation Matters. Accountability within the community matters. Fantasy literatur...
Jul 06, 2020•29 min•Season 1Ep. 13
A very special SPOILER EDITION of Randland devoted entirely to the Wheel of Time's most epic romantic entanglement. The Hall of the Tower is joined by Recappa Sedai and Tigraine Mantear to examine the intimate relationship between the Dragon Reborn and his three stunning ladies. We're tackling the tough questions like: What do fans really think of "Rand's Harem"? What if Min never shared her viewing? What contraceptive weaves do Greens use? Just how steamy could Elayne & Aviendha's baths get...
May 27, 2020•1 hr 26 min•Season 1Ep. 12
The Hall of the Tower highlights Rafe Judkin's JordanCon discussion and dissects the directors in charge of bringing the Wheel of Time series on Amazon Prime to life. The sitters also venture down some dark roads with explorations of Lord of The Rings on Prime, Gargoyles (1996) animated series, and Lambskin condoms. Assumed Reading: The Eye of the World The Great Hunt
May 11, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Listen to the the Randland Role Playing Game episodes 1 through 5, featuring Stomp, The Lord of Chaos, and his amiable subjects Zan, Daphne, and Lemendora. Follow three unwitting Deven Riders as they stumble through dangers unknown, discovering unique abilities, and making friends along the way. How far can they venture before their ignorance leads them to the pit of doom? Can they master their skills and learn enough of the world to keep themselves out of the cooking pot? Join our campaign and ...
Apr 23, 2020•2 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 11
After being caught red handed attempting to steal from their noble host, Zan & Daphne awaken shackled in a Cairhien prison. Will Lemendora's rat-sister powers be enough to liberate her friends? Will Zan & Daphne be forced to try their abilities with the one power to force a way to freedom? And will Antion, the charismatic gleeman, prove himself friend or foe to the hapless Deven Riders?
Apr 23, 2020•46 min•Season 1Ep. 7
Randland has survived the Blight and returned with a brand, spankin' new episode of raucous, and at times, appropriately dark humor. Join the Hall of the Tower as we breakdown our Covid-19 survival tactics, reactions to Rafe's recent Q&A, and the future of the show's production. Stay tuned after the episode to learn exactly what kind of Trolloc Stomp may be (it's worth the anatomy lesson alone!) Assumed Reading: The Eye of the World, The Great Hunt
Apr 09, 2020•47 min•Season 1Ep. 10
CONTAINS SPOILERS: Collin, Lauren, and Jamie leave novice Stomp behind in order to discuss naughty Alanna Mosvani and her arc within the bigger picture. Assumed Reading: Full Wheel of Time Series Books 1-14
Jan 06, 2020•12 min•Season 1Ep. 9
The Hall of the Tower discuss Amazon's casting announcement of Alanna and her more than handsome Warders, Ihvon and Maksim. Following a deep exploration into the lustful possibilities such a sexy trio bring to mind, the Sitters dives into Channeling and VFX. What will Saidar, Saidin and weaves of the One Power look like when channeled onto the small screen? Assumed Reading: The Eye of the World, The Great Hunt
Jan 06, 2020•48 min•Season 1Ep. 9
The Hall of the Tower is in jovial spirits, celebrating the holidays and bringing you a Randland special edition of Kill, Marry, F#@%. A detailed casting discussion of Amazon's Logain, Padan Fain, Thom, and Loial announcements, leads into a special fan-casting. Oh, and most importantly there is a ranking of the best butts in Randland.
Dec 31, 2019•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 8
The Pattern weaves quite a pickle for the Deven Riders, who are feeling keenly Ta'veren't in this week's campaign. Following the near escape from Machin Shin in the Ways, the Riders are deposited into the outskirts of Cairhien. In fact, they wander right into someone's feast, soliciting the unfortunate attention of the nobility. Dovie'andi se tovya sagain.
Dec 13, 2019•54 min•Season 1Ep. 6
The Hall of the Tower discuss directors, intimacy coordinators, and sultry predictions for Amazon's Wheel of Time series adaptation. The Hall explores essential questions such as who will be directing the Pilot? What role will sex play in the series? Do Myrddraal have buttholes? Assumed Reading: The Eye of the World, The Great Hunt
Nov 18, 2019•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 7
Far from home and separated from Emylia Sedai and Elmyr, the Deven Riders grow desperate for guidance as they journey along the Caemlyn Road. Things start to look up when a peculiar Ogier offers to lead the gang to a short cut to Tar Valon. But can their new friend be trusted?
Nov 13, 2019•31 min•Season 1Ep. 5
The Hall of the Tower dives into #WoTWednesday October news, breaking down all the juicy intel discernible from the Wheel of Time series table read. The Hall celebrates #TwitterOfTime in all its fanciful glory, from set rumors to looney theories and sexy twitter polls. Pausing for a moment of reflection, they also take a look back at series predictions. What epic changes may be on the table for the Amazon adaptation of the book series, and what characters may be on the chopping block? Stick arou...
Oct 16, 2019•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 6
For the moment, Zan & Lem have escaped the Whitecloak's grasp, but they are far from safe in Baerlon. Once reunited with Emylia, Elmyr, and Daphne, the Deven Riders must spring for the hills as they continue their treacherous journey towards Tar Valon. But what enemies await them in the woods? What enemies may yet pursue them? "Run when you have to, fight when you must, rest when you can." But I fear there will be little rest enough for these unfortunate folk.
Oct 15, 2019•17 min•Season 1Ep. 4
The Hall of the Tower shares an off the cuff look at the latest in fantasy genre offerings; Netflix Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance vs. Amazon Carnival Row. From there we venture into the Wheel of Time wardrobe department; exploring iconic looks and the importance of fashion in the Wheel of Time book series. Fans appreciate the rich tapestry of sartorial customs which Robert Jordan lovingly pens throughout the many nations of Randland, so we want to be assured Amazon has a Costume Designer who i...
Oct 02, 2019•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 5
When misfortune strikes, the Deven Riders are forced to take a most eventful detour to Baerlon. From Whitecloaks, darkfriends, rat armies, and kinky basements, it doesn't take long before they find themselves in right back in the cookpot. Lemendora explores her new abilities, while Zan discovers talents of his own.
Sep 24, 2019•29 min•Season 1Ep. 3
Spoiler Free outtakes from Episode 4 VFX discussion. The Randland Hall of the Tower debate how a Gender-Binary based Magic system may be received by today's audience once the Wheel of Time hits the small screen. Also included is a brief discussion of gender politics in Eye of the World, and speculation around what Amazon might change for contemporary audiences. Assumed Reading: Eye of the World
Sep 21, 2019•15 min•Season 1Ep. 4
Take a peek behind the curtain to see who's in charge of bringing the Wheel of Time series non-human characters to life. From special effects makeup to digital compositing, we breakdown which elements we are most intrigued to see adapted for the small screen. Prepare your novice ears for an in depth education on Trolloc anatomy and the secret sex lives of Myrddraal. Debate predictions around Amazon series Episode Three, "A Place of Safety." Oh, and please join us in celebrating the premiere of o...
Sep 20, 2019•1 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 4
T'averen't RPG Session #2: Following the Trolloc attack on Zan's home, the Deven Riders accompany Emylia Sedai and her warder Elmyr out of the Two Rivers. As they journey north, Lem, Zan and Daphne soon discover truth in the shifty reputation of Taren Ferry folk. What secrets, talents, and trickery will the Deven Riders encounter as they seek passage across the River?
Sep 17, 2019•24 min•Season 1Ep. 2
With Amazon on Prime's announcement of the Emond's Field Five cast, most fans were ecstatic. Others were less enthusiastic to see diversity in Emond's Field, or any departure from the images they had created in their minds. Whatever your opinion, once brought to the small screen these heroic actors will change the way readers experience The Wheel of Time forever. We can't wait to share our thoughts and take a look at these actor's backgrounds in more details. We also invite you to join us in pre...
Aug 23, 2019•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 3
WARNING BEFORE ENTERING THE BLIGHT: Bonus Episode contains full Wheel of Time Series Spoilers! A brief discussion of casting rumors, age dynamics, some racism tainting the fandom, and romance in the wheel of time series. Assumed Reading: Full Series Books 1-14
Aug 11, 2019•19 min•Season 1Ep. 3
Perhaps no aspect of adapting a book to the small screen is more contentious than that of casting. In episode two we take a look at exactly who has drawn the herculean task of Casting Director. But the fun doesn't stop there; as Ages come and pass, fans have cast their picks for who should star in the Wheel of Time series, and we want to take a look at their choices before they fade to legend. Join us for what we are calling, "The Last Fan Casting" and decide for yourself what is most important ...
Aug 06, 2019•1 hr 23 min•Season 1Ep. 2
There's no show without a writers' room, and we want to know exactly who holds the future of Randland in their inky quills. From there we revisit chapters 1-10 of Robert Jordan's "Eye of the World" as we examine predictions for what the TV pilot will entail. Hold your horses as we continue our journey through Randland in the premiere of a new RPG, "Ta'veren't: Adventures of a False Dragon." Assumed Reading: Eye of the World
Aug 01, 2019•1 hr 33 min•Season 1Ep. 1