QUICK HITS FAT BEAR WEEK IS OVER. GGs GRAZER. https://explore.org/fat-bear-week rafe tried duke nukem and blood and wow, she loves being bad at games with fun people. melania trump is pro-choice!! there’s magic the gathering commander drama, with four cards being banned and WotC taking over?! caleb got the big shots, and also SUNDAY SUNDAY The post My Teeth Are Breathing appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
Oct 11, 2024•1 hr 6 min
QUICK HITS FAT BEAR WEEK TIME TO VOTE. https://explore.org/fat-bear-week couple taking uber were in a horrible wreck and can’t sue the company for damages: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwy9j8ldp0lo https://www.npr.org/2024/10/02/nx-s1-5136615/uber-car-crash-lawsuit-uber-eats-arbitration-terms caleb confirms allergy stuff is getting stronger EVERY DAY. will it take over his entire diet?! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: temperature low: bear died calab’s high-low high: wonderful The post I Ca...
Oct 04, 2024•1 hr 6 min
QUICK HITS FAT BEAR WEEK APPROACHES. are you prepared?!?! https://explore.org/fat-bear-week seriously though, fuck uber eats. even following all their rules, they don’t want to refund or try to get your food to you. rafe read some good news! maybe we can do more do trap carbon. maybe. read more about equatic’s carbon removal here. caleb The post It’s the Bear Show appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
Sep 27, 2024•1 hr 6 min
QUICK HITS rafe might get a CHEESE MAKER SOON. caleb had some ups and downs, mostly downs, but he did see beetlejuice 2 and gives a SPOILER-FREE rundown. will throwing everything out in the open help rafe stay organized? probably not. read more about the out-in-the-open technique here. how much would you love to find The post Accidental Fasting appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
Sep 20, 2024•1 hr 6 min
QUICK HITS everyone’s getting sick! trump did some not nice things related to 9/11! rafe read part of an article about people who have been cheated on being marked for LIFE. she also read an article about people on the autism spectrum being more likely to die by suicide. reach out; get help! caleb had The post Joy is Different Than Terror appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
Sep 13, 2024•1 hr 4 min
QUICK HITS caleb discovered several ways that you can GET ANTS. also he has a tidying-up marathon with door fix, garage org, and composing busy work!! and some sad news about speedgaming live. hey though, are people trying to enter rafe’s place?! and rafe made her own LMNT because she’s crazy. try it out! you The post That’s How You Get Ants appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
Sep 06, 2024•1 hr
QUICK HITS there’s gonna be a oasis tour?! guess what, it’s too hot. and what’s with playdough sizes these days? caleb finished the 3 body problem and started on the OG dracula. caleb loves this mexican cuisine chef that started on PBS! he’s going to make sushi and STEAK for the next final fantasy randomizer’s The post A Series of Fortunate Events appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
Aug 30, 2024•1 hr 8 min
QUICK HITS uh oh, caleb has a garbage house. but also he and the scientist got to go to the “art of a hit” movie premiere! check out the “art of a hit” trailer on youtube here: https://youtu.be/72XnW1QoD_Q. you can also watch a short interview with some of the cast from “art of a hit” The post Art of a Hit appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
Aug 23, 2024•1 hr
QUICK HITS rafe spends a LOT of time complaining about going into the office lol. caleb complained a LOT about adobe pdf online. it’s a copmlaining kind of day. hey be careful where you travel!!! where not to travel: https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/current-travel-advisories-warnings-us-state-department HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: bloons mermaid low: office calab’s high-low high: double d&d low: The post Sweaty Eating appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
Aug 16, 2024•1 hr 14 min
QUICK HITS caleb may have destroyed a wall. but there were so many good things this weekend! like otakon visitors, the 3 body problem by cixin liu, and a new music project. also rafe saw one of those ugly tesla trucks! it was so dumb! caleb says discogs.com is a great place for album info. The post Getting Cultured appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
Aug 09, 2024•1 hr 7 min
QUICK HITS rafe is on a feel-good kick (mostly. mostly). read about the 30 best comedy movies, responsible furniture, how to get organized, stop google from putting your location data on other people’s phones, who has the best coffee ice cream, and see the amazing vacuum robo dog! calebs saw deadpool & wolverine!! no spoilers; The post Mood Boost appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
Aug 02, 2024•1 hr 7 min
QUICK HITS rafe is absolutely unhinged with her amazon reviews. also if you like a little spooky read, she enjoyed the DEMON AT THE WINDOW, which is about provincetown’s “devil of the dunes” https://www.trulyhorror.com/the-demon-at-the-window-provincetown-devil-of-the-dunes caleb saw longlegs! no big spoilers; caleb liked it mostly. he’s also reading the lord of the ring, which is awesome. The post Bummer Summer is Back appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
Jul 26, 2024•1 hr 7 min
QUICK HITS caleb had a lovely tea time but more importantly, he needs you to try the FIG NEWMANS. also don’t forget to enjoy CALEB RACING – final fantasy randomizer food race! july 21st 3pm eastern! twitch.tv/finalfantasyrandomizer and PLEASE VOTE. vote local, fight the politicians who are trying to take away human rights, and vote The post Crank That Cord appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
Jul 19, 2024•1 hr 6 min
QUICK HITS just a reminder that the supreme court sucks, and republicans are trying to scare americans into thinking that undocumented aliens are voting (spoilers, they’re not). caleb had a great time with his nephew, mom, and the scientist in frederick and DC. there was a candy mishap, but that also created something magical. caleb The post Bearassic Park appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
Jul 12, 2024•1 hr 12 min
QUICK HITS why would we focus on the asange drama when rafe has been going on an eggs benedict tour?!?! and also they would rather complain about capitalism. happy times. enjoy! also don’t forget to enjoy CALEB RACING – final fantasy randomizer food race! july 21st. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: time off/ eggs benedict The post Panic at the Capitalism appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
Jun 28, 2024•57 min
QUICK HITS check out the blending lab if you’re ever in los angeles! and check out the chocolate tours in san francisco. sunday 3pm eastern final fantasy randomizer WATCH CALEB! WOMEN’S STRIKE 2024 IS APPROACHING!! https://action.womensmarch.com/events/women-s-strike-2024 “No spending, No work, No school On the 2nd anniversary of the overturning of Roe v. Wade, girls, women, The post Uncomfortably Full appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
Jun 21, 2024•1 hr 3 min
QUICK HITS what the fuck is arizona doing? you all better be ready to vote NO on SCR 1044. elected officials NEED ending terms!! https://www.azleg.gov/legtext/56leg/2R/summary/S.SCR1044ELEC_ASPASSEDCOW.pdf caleb is back and gets to tell us all about vacationing in california, the distant tornadoes, horrible downward spiral of panera bread, and the return trip with appliance woes WOMEN’S The post Fuck Panera Bread appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
Jun 14, 2024•1 hr 8 min
QUICK HITS all about consty!!! our buddy, linford, has cheerfully agreed to be the guest today. and we had so much fun. he gives some juicy details about the le mans 24hr endurance race next week, and explains the appeal of a couple games – destiny 2, ghost of tshushima, and elden ring. and we The post It Was Just Last Year appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
Jun 07, 2024
QUICK HITS AI isn’t ready in broad help situations and people need to stop trying to make it fit every situation. google’s AI cannot be trusted and is being FORCED on users! use this URL, to get clean google web results: https://udm14.com/ rafe talks about anti-cicada bug suit shopping and duck detective is super cute! The post Where’s My Wife appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
May 31, 2024
QUICK HITS rafe read the news again. news about the collapse of humanity, and also how horrible people are working on small changes to contraception laws so that eventually, they may not be allowed a ALL. https://thereader.mitpress.mit.edu/the-collapse-is-coming-will-humanity-adapt https://time.com/6977434/birth-control-contraception-access-griswold-threat caleb has exciting news about a ffr cooking show! it’ll be this sunday, 3pm eastern, on @finalfantasyrandomizer. The post Would You Like to P...
May 24, 2024•1 hr 12 min
QUICK HITS caleb has a lot going on this week, like a run-in with jury duty AND the dentist (AGAIN). he also regales about a world of warcraft mount and a mother’s day breakfast mishap. rafe hates spring especially hard because of cicadas and also is she the only one who knows what a vein The post Your Civic Duty appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
May 17, 2024•1 hr 13 min
QUICK HITS well, now rafe wants to build a moss garden in her bathroom. also sheepy is the CUTEST GAME please play it and support the sheepy creator! caleb regales about rats and fancy golden cheese in world of warcraft, and also has a couple oof moments this week. SCURRYFUNGE is the word of the The post A Cheesy Episode appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
May 10, 2024•1 hr
QUICK HITS rafe has some STRONG words about costco’s kirkland cream cheese. and also STRONG words against the bigger cars in american and the stupid loopholes and maybe she hates american policies. vox: why are cars in the US so big? watch this drew gooden video! it’s almost like drew has been listening to rafe The post High Praise for Bullet Train appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
May 03, 2024•1 hr 12 min
QUICK HITS caleb has a meow meow story, and a sad story, and a story about BBQ. rafe cautions about e. coli in ground beef: https://www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/recalls/nationwide-alert-issued-ground-beef-e-coli/ also how sad is that prison graveyard in mississippi? https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/families-in-disbelief-after-hundreds-of-bodies-found-buried-behind-mississippi-jail ARMSCYE is the word of the week. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: sosig drawing low: working in the office The post...
Apr 26, 2024•1 hr
QUICK HITS caleb and his apple stories, amirite? now it’s the airpods! and what’s this about the civil war movie? rafe ate bad bread! taxes suck. the word of the week is BANNOCK DEVICE. you know, the thing that measures your feet and the shoe store. caleb and fizzle will be doing a final fantasy The post Statement Pants appeared first on rafe hates caleb .
Apr 19, 2024•1 hr 8 min
QUICK HITS rafe is playing a new game called chook & sosig and you should buy it when it’s on sale! https://www.gog.com/en/game/chook_sosig_walk_the_plank phrase of the week is WET SOCK. caleb saw the devil movie with the scientist! and got a massage! it was weird. MOUTH IN THE HOLE. world of warcraft PLUNDERSTORM and city of The post No Meat in Those Cookies appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
Apr 12, 2024•1 hr 3 min
QUICK HITS caleb is very passionate about net neutrality and what it means to have internet as a utilty. his ma is moved! and is there a vacation in the near future? hmmmmm. and bruh. there is SO much drama around the mcdonald’s ice cream machines it is BONKERS. https://getpocket.com/explore/item/they-hacked-mcdonald-s-ice-cream-machines-and-started-a-cold-war HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: The post Ice Cream Should be a Utility appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
Apr 05, 2024•1 hr 3 min
QUICK HITS chickfila adds antibiotics to their chicken! https://www.allrecipes.com/chick-fil-a-changes-antibiotics-policy-in-chicken-8620507 try your best to NOT use plastics. it’s for your own good. https://www.popsci.com/environment/plastic-chemicals-are-inescapable-and-theyre-messing-with-our-hormones the francis scott key bridge in baltimore fell. https://www.wbaltv.com/article/baltimore-bridge-collapse-death-toll-francis-scott-key/60319030 HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: dentist low: colleg...
Mar 29, 2024•1 hr 4 min
QUICK HITS oh, no. rafe read the news. about roundup (WHICH CAUSES CANCER), owned by monsanto and bayer, kitten population explosions, and dishwasher aficionados. probably the best facebook group rafe has ever found. https://www.wired.com/story/extreme-dishwasher-loading-facebook-group https://grist.org/science/kitten-season-animal-shelter-cat-wildlife https://newrepublic.com/article/179653/roundup-cancer-monsanto-pesticides caleb is on an adventure! he’s had a pretty good week with travels. and...
Mar 22, 2024•1 hr
QUICK HITS is something going on with the royal family, like is kate middleton okay? but more importantly, ninja sex party NEW ALBUM!!! and caleb enjoyed il pizzico, an italian restaurant. the word of the week is PETRICHOR. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: ninja sex party & ghosty low: college class caleb’s high-low high: italian The post The Royal Family appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....
Mar 15, 2024•1 hr 7 min