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Rafe Hates Caleb

Raphael Moran & Caleb Grabowskirafehatescaleb.com
Rafe hates Caleb.They're longtime friends but they hate each other. Every week they talk about her sordid sex life, his miserable existence, their top three songs of the week, and a tribute to the filmography of Sam Rockwell.
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Episodes

The Makeup Wasn’t Wasted

QUICK HITS caleb is turning into an old man. rafe has great news! you can now buy little creative pieces of her! also the word of the week WILL SURPRISE YOU. DOCTORS HATE IT. caleb celebrates dinner, and friends, and uhh. I don’t know if you could say he celebrates allergy shots, but they definitely The post The Makeup Wasn’t Wasted appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Aug 04, 20231 hr 4 min

What’s Your Favorite Movie?

QUICK HITS compulsive behaviors, lists, instruments, and baseball cards. there was a lot of talk about MOVIES. what’s your favorite movie? tell us on discord! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: ukulele low: sleep caleb’s high-low high: movies movies movies low: fuckin headsets HOT HOT TOPICS – we have seen that rafe is a talented artist. The post What’s Your Favorite Movie? appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jul 28, 20231 hr 8 min

Respect in the Workplace

QUICK HITS there’s a big big big big ball in vegas now. rafe hurt herself, caleb experiences DC, and there’s a big hullabaloo about HR training. also there’s a fun game rafe and caleb will be playing with movies – injecting a sam rockwell character. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: twitch discord area low: pinky The post Respect in the Workplace appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jul 21, 20231 hr 10 min

You Have To Be On Drugs For This

QUICK HITS THIS WEEKEND, RAFE REMOVES THE ROLES. not the food rolls. discord server roles. rafe made an awesome keto dessert using a recipe from “all day I think abut food.” caleb has been doing ALL the tourist stuff. rafe does a word of the week. new actor next week, with a new movie game! The post You Have To Be On Drugs For This appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Jul 14, 20231 hr 3 min

Farewell to Candy

QUICK HITS it’s the final john candy movie. not a horrible ending to a career, but sad it had to end so quickly. we have a new actor! guess who it is?!! you’ll have to listen to the podcast or join the discord. caleb talks about an upcoming visitor, rage has the owies, and there’s The post Farewell to Candy appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Jul 07, 20231 hr 2 min

This is an Opportunity

QUICK HITS top final actor vote!! voting ends july 5, 2023 at 5pm eastern. https://www.rankedchoices.com/cm9d caleb had a tough week, rafe was too hot, and read upsetting news, but there was still fun to be had. here’s what rafe read in the news: https://grist.org/accountability/gas-stations-underground-storage-tank-leaks-environmental-disaster HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: heating up low: VPN blocks caleb’s The post This is an Opportunity appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jun 30, 20231 hr 3 min

Make Me an Old Fashioned

QUICK HITS sometimes precious things break. like maybe your body! take care of yourselves!!! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: scientist birthday low: broken glass caleb’s high-low high: lomi low: stuck on the bridge HOT HOT TOPICS – what temp do you like to keep your residence? my in-laws are keeping it at 74 over the The post Make Me an Old Fashioned appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jun 23, 20231 hr 1 min

Choke the Flowbee

QUICK HITS caleb is mad about a hotel. rafe is happy about slang for penis. they both liked the movie. they talk about the trump indictments and the future of global climate, and also hopefully a good thing for the teamsters at UPS. all in all, not a bad time. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: The post Choke the Flowbee appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Jun 16, 20231 hr 5 min

re: Bad Vibes

QUICK HITS word of the week! rafe is cutting her hair tomorrow LIVE ON TWITCH. come join for the fun! rafe died a lot this week. ah my venus k-drama! caleb got a weird anon gift. and new actor coming SOON. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: powershell success low: bugs! spiders and ants! caleb’s high-low The post re: Bad Vibes appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Jun 09, 20231 hr 11 min

Caleb Takes Manhattan

QUICK HITS word of the week! manhattan chocolates, salt, and bitters. broadway hades’ show. brooklyn bagels! hot sauce and brewery. groggydog visit! ferry tour! essex market! hop key (cash only) with anthony bourdain pictures. shumbabi visit. yamazaki 12 best whiskey ever! so much going on. happy pride month, everyone. be good to each other. HIGH The post Caleb Takes Manhattan appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jun 02, 20231 hr 1 min

Brought to You by the Letter H

QUICK HITS this episode is brought to you by the letter H. rafe will only read good news going forward (except we had to announce the passing of tina turner, may she rest in peace). coral reef, all the kyles, and kittens! caleb go to go to a book festival and also had food at The post Brought to You by the Letter H appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

May 26, 20231 hr 1 min

An Exciting Dystopian Future

QUICK HITS rafe played switch for the first time! she’s car shopping! the world is ending! more heat! caleb’s worried about beans. but hey, guardians of the galaxy 3 was good (no spoilers). fingers crossed mifepristone stays available to those that need it! fuck you, u.s. district judge matthew kacsmaryk! we think you suck and The post An Exciting Dystopian Future appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

May 19, 20231 hr 3 min

iScream Factory

QUICK HITS rafe just learned about the foxconn iphone factory suicide nets. currently pondering, what makes a product keto enough to label it keto? also the word of the day is something we can all agree needs to come back (thank you, susie dent). we have working out! ice cream updates! and some other not-sad The post iScream Factory appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

May 12, 202358 min

I Heart Ice Cream

QUICK HITS rafe and caleb are not good at FPS. twitter ruins everything. thanks for destroying MFA security and API, twitter! caleb eats a cronut! there are spoilers for the movie green room (a little bit). mother’s day is COMING UP QUICKLY. life protip: if you haven’t texted someone in a long time, introduce yourself. The post I Heart Ice Cream appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

May 05, 20231 hr 6 min

Allergic to People

QUICK HITS caleb made cake, had a party, and fixed some broken shit! rafe is stressed about covid! one of caleb’s cats tries to get involved in the conversation, and why not? also poptarts! and how does minimum wage from 1991 translate to today’s money? HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: the demon low: work meeting The post Allergic to People appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Apr 28, 20231 hr 7 min

Nothing But Trouble Sucks

QUICK HITS rafe is concerned about all the sluts in heaven. caleb is having his own ups and downs. but also tapotio doritos, and barry, and the witch! also the supreme court is NOW supposed to rule on blocking mifepristone on friday (today 4/21/2023). fingers crossed they listen to the FDA and don’t block the The post Nothing But Trouble Sucks appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Apr 21, 20231 hr 10 min

A Series of Upnotes

QUICK HITS caleb and rafe both talk about health as aging millennials. caleb also talks about delicious food. and cereal, what even is the point if you can’t have good cereal? rafe does a word of the week, there’s concern about toxic waste from ohio (not talking about the government figures this time eyo), and The post A Series of Upnotes appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Apr 14, 20231 hr 3 min

Finding Yourself With Wood

QUICK HITS how kind are you to customer service people? caleb gives spoiler-free reviews of guillermo del toro’s pinocchio and d&d, caleb has wood dreams, and bad dreams, and rafe goes on a rant about being nice to people. and taxes, amirite? HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: found myself low: taxes caleb’s high-low high: m&m’s The post Finding Yourself With Wood appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Apr 07, 202359 min

The Joys of Capitalism

QUICK HITS we watched cocaine bear! no spoilers. rafe’s stomach sucks! exclamation point! caleb did so many good things outside for his house. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: BEARS and GAMES that twitch life low: internal organs are the worst caleb’s high-low high: neighborly stuff low: chemical spill in bristol HOT HOT TOPICS – if The post The Joys of Capitalism appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Mar 31, 20231 hr 1 min

Bytes n Banks (feat. bytesnbeers)

QUICK HITS we have a guest! who will talk about banking! because of the weird bank stuff that’s been going on! we’re doing a special get-together for COCAINE BEAR this saturday night! join the rahaca discord for more information. bytes has chatGPT tell us about uncle buck. bytes gets a magical item called the flagon The post Bytes n Banks (feat. bytesnbeers) appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Mar 24, 20231 hr 45 min

Caleb’s Sleepless Nights

QUICK HITS jackie chan is wonderful. caleb is sad. caleb should watch jackie chan videos. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: college lab partner low: hips?! caleb’s high-low high: d&d and julia child food low: emotional low HOT HOT TOPICS – 2 big banks filed bankruptcy in the last week. (2 of the top 50 US The post Caleb’s Sleepless Nights appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Mar 17, 202357 min

SAUCE BOX

QUICK HITS caleb talks food, rafe talks food, and they make fun of everything. caleb will be on GamesDoneQuick on twitch, 3/10 7pm eastern for final fantasy mystic quest! come hang out and support! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: boba balanced low: many fridays caleb’s high-low high: pho is good low: food woes HOT HOT The post SAUCE BOX appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Mar 10, 20231 hr 5 min

Rafe Reads the News

QUICK HITS rafe reads the news and woah. greek train wrecks and other bad news. good news though, related to RSV vaccines, we got a surprise visit!? and more good news, caleb watched a cooking youtube video that was real bad. https://youtu.be/FBQ9uCMITTc HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: party bear low: window caleb’s high-low high: productive The post Rafe Reads the News appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Mar 03, 20231 hr 6 min

Giving Up For Lent

QUICK HITS rafe drank the sad kool-aid and caleb gets pulled along for the ride. speaking of rides, how about that hershey park? one punch man, the leftovers, the ballet and too much food. plateaus and discord being weird. did this episode get pulled in a few directions? heck, yeah. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: The post Giving Up For Lent appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Feb 24, 20231 hr 4 min

Nobody’s Talking About Ohio

QUICK HITS MORBS AND JORBS. rafe has updates about her teeth and streaming. caleb is distraught over the train in ohio. there’s a return of the low mood but at least alvin ailey and rasiki were fire. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: filipino ube treats low: work caleb’s high-low high: date night, best indian food The post Nobody’s Talking About Ohio appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Feb 17, 20231 hr 7 min

Cooking and Crushing With Deadpulse

QUICK HITS there’s a guest! deadpulse! he loves music and movies. rafe has work drama and caleb has a reinvigorated love for d&d thanks to chatGPT. come join the RaHaCa discord so you can have fun posting memes, watching the podcast actor movies, and hopefully and upcoming event of COCAINE BEAR. HIGH LOWS deadpulse’s high-low The post Cooking and Crushing With Deadpulse appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Feb 10, 20231 hr 13 min

Toxic Cock Syndrome

QUICK HITS rafe is fascinated by bryan johnson’s drive to de-age. bryan is on the hunt for young (https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2023-01-25/anti-aging-techniques-taken-to-extreme-by-bryan-johnson) and it may actually be working? but like, who wants dirt smoothies? caleb is all about the banshees and final fantasy randomizer. also amanda palmer, the lead of the dresden dolls, who is amazing. shit is The post Toxic Cock Syndrome appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Feb 03, 20231 hr

Dying to Learn a New Skill

QUICK HITS eat glass, get ass. not to bring everyone down, but rafe just learned about samuel little, who confessed to killing 93 people, targeting people who wouldn’t be missed. caleb had good news with the patio and game night! but also really sad stuff, too. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: snow day low: spiritfarer The post Dying to Learn a New Skill appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jan 27, 20231 hr 8 min

Creating Communities

QUICK HITS past caleb treated future caleb right. rafe has a new musical instrument. #75hard is going #75okay. also pancakes are the devil’s food and so is ketchup. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: recorder low: work confusion caleb’s high-low high: pork skin low: pancakes HOT HOT TOPICS – why do I care so much about The post Creating Communities appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jan 20, 20231 hr 2 min

That is Assault

QUICK HITS banning gas stoves? what?! we got that victorian slang, that belated birthday wish, that belated christmas movie (NO SPOILERS) review, that angry rant about pierogi, and some buzzfeed stuff about ladles. also final fantasy randomizer and rafe and caleb fight about fighting. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: monkey island low: work caleb’s high-low The post That is Assault appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jan 13, 202354 min
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