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Rafe Hates Caleb

Raphael Moran & Caleb Grabowskirafehatescaleb.com
Rafe hates Caleb.They're longtime friends but they hate each other. Every week they talk about her sordid sex life, his miserable existence, their top three songs of the week, and a tribute to the filmography of Sam Rockwell.
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Episodes

Better Know Kirito

QUICK HITS we have a lovely guest, kirito, from the final fantasy randomizer community this episode! caleb makes a new army friend. kirito suggests a really good actor for the next movie watch! they talk a bit about disney+ and the new mighty ducks. and anime. and dinosaurs. rafe’s pet rock friend is helping her The post Better Know Kirito appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Apr 09, 20211 hr 16 min

The Last Kink

QUICK HITS amy adams almost over and we’ll be taking suggestions in discord, twitter, facebook, and yelling in rafe’s face! finaly fantasy randomizer (ffr) spring tournie is coming up! lineup reveal on april 3rd, and races start april 5th. caleb has feelings about working from home, has house updates, and they do the final kink The post The Last Kink appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Apr 02, 20211 hr 2 min

Where is Caleb?

QUICK HITS a guest, a missing host, and A kinks. buckle down for this one, buddies. there’s a new house! lucas recommends below deck on hulu. this ep has a lot of deer and turkey hunting advice, and some random stuff about anal sex. lucas gets confused about new internet things and shares some lovely The post Where is Caleb? appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Mar 26, 20211 hr 12 min

15 ezpz

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Mar 19, 20211 hr 37 min

Waiting for the Dust to Settle

QUICK HITS they did Z kinks, rafe talked way too much about boys and tinder, and caleb has dust everywhere. the end. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: new ear foam low: boy drama caleb’s high-low high: tidying up low: dust everywhere HOT HOT TOPICS – would you be turned on if your favorite food was The post Waiting for the Dust to Settle appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Mar 12, 20211 hr 7 min

Psychotically Responsible

QUICK HITS caleb’s doing great things with watchmen and wandavision, rafe isn’t getting sleep, and both of them have food stuff (caleb’s is happy and rafe’s is not). caleb has bed updates, a newly-discovered artist, kate tempest, and progress on tidying up. rafe has been swearing more and loves the discord gang. also there were The post Psychotically Responsible appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Mar 05, 20211 hr 6 min

Her Mask Rash

QUICK HITS the week was “fine.” caleb has some new about house stuff, bread, spiderman, and food. rafe has been tasked with actually dating, is excited about gifts which is weird, they go through their lenten requirements, and do kinks starting with W! also rafe wants people to send stuff for caleb to read aloud… The post Her Mask Rash appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Feb 26, 20211 hr 2 min

Penis Paralysis

QUICK HITS rafe had a lot of adventures today, including shoveling, starting lent, and getting a valentine’s day present from kaldaka. also she laughs way too much at nicholas brendon’s dick injury. https://www.cinemablend.com/television/2562970/buffy-star-wont-comment-on-joss-whedon-until-surgery-for-penis-paralysis-is-complete BEST QUOTE: “my anus is kinda paralysed and so is my penis, which is weird. I gotta sit down to piss because The post Penis Paralysis appeared first on rafe hates caleb ...

Feb 19, 20211 hr 7 min

Parking Wars

QUICK HITS valentine’s day, UGH. but hey they got a themed kink, the letter V! how fun. caleb is in a lot of pain, rafe is very loud and angry, and they talk about food. A LOT. enjoy these #RaHaCa moments while they last. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: tiktok followers low: parking spot caleb’s The post Parking Wars appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Feb 12, 202159 min

Up On the Mic

QUICK HITS caleb and rafe have a grand time bullshitting and laughing at their own jokes. caleb talks about his favorite food youtube channels where he gets inspiration, like j. kenji lopez-alt (who caleb tags on insta like a fanboy), babish, food wishes, and josh weissman. rafe is super stoked that patoogins (https://patoogins.com) started a The post Up On the Mic appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Feb 05, 20211 hr 1 min

Gamestonk! 🚀

QUICK HITS suuuuuuure this is a good episode, with gamestop stock talk, down with the uber rich, ultra-liberal political corner ranting. rafe is intimidated by stairs, caleb has been working like crazy, and quantum leap is getting crazier. caleb may also throw away all his clothes. stay tuned for future episodes! dani was kind enough The post Gamestonk! 🚀 appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jan 29, 20211 hr 8 min

The Curse of RaHaCa

QUICK HITS caleb has shoulder pain and rando bruises, but the good news is there are curtains in his future! also final fantasy chat, lots of reading, more #75hard gushing, and quantum leap. rafe went on another amazon binge, they talk about kinks with Q, and special shout-out to ambientpotato on twitch. if you like The post The Curse of RaHaCa appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Jan 22, 202150 min

75ezpz

QUICK HITS rafe is very much excited about tiktok and #75hard. caleb is very much excited about reading and killer cooking skills. he even shares a recipe! check out his instagram posts. his food is delicious. they talk a lot about how #75hard is going, aka #75ezpz, and they go through M kinks. it’s a The post 75ezpz appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Jan 15, 20211 hr

What Else Could Happen?

the website is BACK! thank you for being patient while rafe fixed her mess. QUICK HITS HAPPY BIRTHDAY GARY!!! trump said whaaaaaaaaaaat kinks paul eugene is an otherworlder $600 st. jude’s weighted blanket cooking with caleb recipe swap HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: #75hard low: website fuckery caleb’s high-low high: #75hard low: RIOT HOT HOT The post What Else Could Happen? appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jan 09, 20211 hr 2 min

It Can’t Get Any Worse

QUICK HITS it’s been a WHOLE MONTH with no #RaHaCa podcast so buckle up. rafe’s worried about caleb’s computer, is excited to be on tiktok, and is excited about a surprise for dani. caleb regales with a big bone, and big balls. also christmas stuff, delicious food that caleb’s been posting on instagram and discord, The post It Can’t Get Any Worse appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jan 01, 20211 hr 25 min

Eating Your Feelings

QUICK HITS food, glorious food like italian soda black licorice 50/50 chance money discord food pictures “I” kinks! and urgent care HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: beaucoup low: glamper caleb’s high-low high: ffr fall league win low: couple shitty days HOT HOT TOPICS for THANKSGIVING – ham or turkey – thanksgiving dinner from a grocery The post Eating Your Feelings appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Nov 27, 20201 hr 5 min

Welcome Back Caleb

QUICK HITS best chocolate for refined palette s’mores new d&d book ffr cheezinator D kinks! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: glamper low: candy binge caleb’s high-low high: MARRIED, ETC! low: bacon-less burger HOT HOT TOPICS – what’s the point of having your restaurant on a food ordering app if you don’t have the whole fuckin The post Welcome Back Caleb appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Nov 20, 20201 hr 11 min

Josh Hates Rafe

QUICK HITS there may not be a caleb, but there’s a retrotainmnt! we’ve got a bit of everything: anime rants, instapot bullshit, criterion movies, dick jousting, new bed big fig, fat shaming, and congrats to mari for her next step in life with college! oh also, the best wishing time, PBJ, keto fries, winter weather, The post Josh Hates Rafe appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Nov 13, 20201 hr 12 min

Is It In?

QUICK HITS whelp, it’s the week of the united states presidential election 2020 and everything is going to shit. caleb ate rubberbands, killed a household appliance, his teeth can’t even feel anything, but halloween was good shit. rafe is excited about mandalorian season two and caleb is excited about twilight zone. dani was gracious enough The post Is It In? appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Nov 06, 20201 hr 12 min

SPOOKTACULAR 2020

QUICK HITS a great special guest, the scientist, joins rafe and caleb to talk about SPOOKY stuff on this SPOOKTACULAR episode. lots of talk about horror movies, halloween growing up, and tons of candy. there are also kinks starting with the letter B which rafe loves. HALLOWEEN HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: low: lost senses The post SPOOKTACULAR 2020 appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Oct 30, 20201 hr 48 min

Billy Lost His Ice Cream (feat. Billy)

QUICK HITS it’s billy, but not THAT BILLY! there are kinks starting with the letter X! work is dumb for multiple people! caleb is hungry all the time! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: glamper low: gaining weight caleb’s high-low high: racing success! low: baseball billy’s high-low high: house owner low: job feels HOT HOT TOPICS The post Billy Lost His Ice Cream (feat. Billy) appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Oct 23, 20201 hr 56 min

Luclear Energy (feat. Lucas)

QUICK HITS special guest and old friend of rafe and caleb, lucas, visits for this special episode. caleb has a shit ton of things to talk about, like tiktok, braces, food, biscuits, teeth, and vodka. they catch up with lucas and have a great time. they say goodbye and then had to come back for The post Luclear Energy (feat. Lucas) appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Oct 16, 20201 hr 33 min

An Enchanted Evening (feat. Chad)

QUICK HITS it’s…… CHAD TIME. green everything. hair dying. west coast versus bible belt. racist hats. fast food reviews. more talk about the first amy adams movie, drop dead gorgeous. they do kink corner with the letter C, and karaoke talk. find chad on twitch at chadburt. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: glamper park low: The post An Enchanted Evening (feat. Chad) appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Oct 09, 20201 hr 36 min

Dags – D’ya Like Dags? (feat. groggydog)

QUICK HITS what the what, another guest?!?! his hobbies are limitless. caleb talks about food with groggy, and they go through basically all the final fantasies together. speaking of hobbies, groggy’s miniatures are available on etsy! kevnobiminis to see his etsy stuff, or https://m.twitch.tv/groggydog for twitch, then https://groggy.dog for blogs! and don’t forget @groggydogFF for The post Dags – D’ya Like Dags? (feat. groggydog) appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Oct 02, 20201 hr 37 min

Huge God Dammit (feat. rubes000)

QUICK HITS there’s a guest, there’s a guest, there’s a guest!! RUBES! with the triple zeroes. he’s visiting family and was gracious enough to have a talk with #RaHaCa. they also get to meet his kid! rafe had a big moment with the glamper this weekend and caleb had a great weekend with the scientist. The post Huge God Dammit (feat. rubes000) appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Sep 25, 20201 hr 24 min

Are We The Baddies?

QUICK HITS rafe gets a happy surprise from lashes, complains about samsung’s stupid email app, and gets freaked out by forced hysterectomies. maybe america is the bad guy? https://www.npr.org/2020/09/16/913398383/whistleblower-alleges-medical-neglect-questionable-hysterectomies-of-ice-detaine https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/mass-hysterectomies-ice-happened-trump-s-watch-they-re-america-ncna1240238 https://www.theverge.com/2020/9/16/21436287/sony-ps5-digital-edition-price-release-date caleb...

Sep 18, 20201 hr 13 min

There Are a Lot of Kinks

QUICK HITS caleb is super stoked about his three movies watched with the scientist, some kickass cake, and also mattress wrestling. more food talk, some happy some sad, and caleb is doing more final fantasy races! rafe rants about face masks, beef sticks, and books. she also discovers it’s fun to learn about kinks, spawned The post There Are a Lot of Kinks appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Sep 11, 20201 hr 14 min

The Spice Wafers Are Gone

QUICK HITS what do you get when you combine rafe’s flagrant disregard for other people, caleb’s grocery shopping, dentists, and cubicle farms? a crazy episode where caleb literally leaves the call. also talk about lovecraft country, too much work, and a lot of talk about delicious food. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: glamper ramp-up low: The post The Spice Wafers Are Gone appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Sep 04, 20201 hr 12 min

Sober Caleb Snacks

QUICK HITS rafe’s feeling shitty so deal with her barely-coherent list pokemon go warally almost makes it into the hot hot topics drugged stories surprise jelly beans comic books bringing back old words double movie week with the scientist “everyone’s got a plan until they get punched” drunk space HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: lashes The post Sober Caleb Snacks appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Aug 28, 20201 hr 11 min

Patches & Rashes & Toad

QUICK HITS caleb’s working through some… work stuff, some household things break, and rafe is so overwhelmed that she’s taking a break from everything. good things with date night movie night with the scientist, computer setup, and hoggle. bad things with band-aids. and so many tomatoes. also keto stuff and hand sanitizer science! https://www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/blog/why-hand-sanitizers-smell HIGH LOWS The post Patches & Rashes & Toad appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Aug 21, 20201 hr 2 min
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