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Rafe Hates Caleb

Raphael Moran & Caleb Grabowskirafehatescaleb.com
Rafe hates Caleb.They're longtime friends but they hate each other. Every week they talk about her sordid sex life, his miserable existence, their top three songs of the week, and a tribute to the filmography of Sam Rockwell.
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Episodes

My Dumpster Fire Life

caleb tries vegetarian almost… and has been making great progress on cleanup. his brownies are weird, though. also wine, improv, and private discords talking about microorganisms. and bowel movements. hey lot’s of drinking and rafe laughs way too much. rafe’s high-low high: keto weigh-in low: my dumpster fire life caleb’s high-low high: cake low: carb The post My Dumpster Fire Life appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jan 17, 20201 hr 1 min

Stop Licking Yourself

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEEK, GARY!!! five years ago, rafe met brony. without fail, rafe will cut herself on her wüsthof knives. and rafe is dating danny phantom. caleb’s got thoughts on Bombs over Baghdad, Stuffing Burrito, recording with his eyes, wii baseball, weeabo follow up. viewer mail! good food cooking, too #2020resolutions! then more viewer mail, The post Stop Licking Yourself appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jan 10, 20201 hr 6 min

The 2020 Rafe Model

happy #RaHaCa2020, everyone!!! welcoming in the new year with lord fizzlebeef! rafe’s 2019 high-low 5/10 high: sisters doing great! low: dating the giant caleb’s 2019 high-low 8/10 high: engagement! low: job nonsense fizzlebeef’s 2019 high-low 6.5/10high: medical achievements!low: besties moved out of state MOVIE – the mummy returns (2001) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209163)caleb 4/10rafe 6/10fizzlebeef 3.3/10 SONGS – 2019 The post The 2020 Rafe Model appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jan 03, 20201 hr 47 min

I Mean… It’s Fine…

I meaaaaaan, it’s fiiiiiine. here, in the middle of this olive garden. https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e5zmxa/which_quote_is_most_improved_by_tacking_here_in partycast flashback https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/partycast/id916195427?i=1000368157916 zelda! voices! tenacious d quotes! danny sexbang! stand mixers! the witches! RIP danny aiello. rod steiger’s hilarious rant from the january man: https://youtu.be/iYNusaYYCtw also anal porn. and a video about philadelphia people? http...

Dec 20, 20191 hr 5 min

We Got the Blues

smallville cameo love https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPDt_yUZuIY panera worker called rafe, concerned I got one bagel but a TUB of cream cheese. specifically looked through a thread about cooking with a broken hand; not disappointed https://old.reddit.com/r/EatCheapAndHealthy/comments/e905h1/broken_dominant_hand_what_can_i_make_with_one rafe’s high-low high: good date and BABY YODA low: decorating, and disney+ caleb’s high-low high: new york trip food, sister baby!, sunday The post We Got the B...

Dec 13, 20191 hr 1 min

Rafe Will Never Be Happy

BEAUCOUP CALLS AVICII AVICHAI QOTD circa 2009: wouldn’t want you to crash before we have tremendous amounts of violent and unnecessarily hard sex free therapy? self-diagnoses! freezer chicken parts! thanksgiving cookies!that time of year for white elephant gifts at the office… also balls deep. https://youtu.be/1A3QGAHZ6cI rafe’s high-low high: holiday decorations low: gross webcam. poptarts, man. The post Rafe Will Never Be Happy appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Nov 29, 20191 hr 2 min

Push the Crack

pokemon go community day. ipad nano. the crack agenda. final fantasy randomizer admin status! a rousing #RaHaCa welcome back to gary! dj earworm’s decade of pop: https://youtu.be/UhIte8t6BEg trump impeachment process: https://i.redd.it/1yywcgwjwwz31.jpg rafe’s high-low high: boys boys boys low: not on keto caleb’s high-low high: ff d&d kickoff low: drama online MOVIE – dudley do-right (1999) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0160236) caleb The post Push the Crack appeared first on rafe hates cal...

Nov 22, 20191 hr 2 min

Free Flowing Hostility

JOIN OUR DISCORD #OneOfUsOneOfUs discordapp.com/invite/Fc6DUze “BUTT FUCKING FACTS” also muffins are bullshit. nudes. toad singing chandelier. https://youtu.be/jDwVkXVHIqg pokemon november 16 community day! chimchar! rafe has feelings about disney+ with baby yoda… brought to you by the company that killed lucasarts… caleb ruins everything about sweetbreads https://www.thekitchn.com/what-are-sweetbreads-and-why-you-should-try-them-meat-basics-208248 rafe’s high-low high: nothing, really low: ever...

Nov 15, 20191 hr 4 min

Chipped Teeth & Anime

metal straws can be hazardous to your mouth. rafe’s high-low high: friend’s wedding celebration & beaucoup time low: running out of clean dishes caleb’s high-low high: d&d zero session low: final fantasy community drama MOVIE – blast from the past (1999) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124298) caleb 7/10 rafe 7.4/10 SONGS – songs from their pasts geggy tah – The post Chipped Teeth & Anime appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Nov 08, 201952 min

Rafe’s Firework Show

too hot for halloween in maryland.exorcist 3 – not too shabby according to caleb. rafe can’t even handle trailers.”free guy” with ryan reynolds where he’s an NPC?!? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6264654 “you suck at cooking – garlic bread” https://youtu.be/UPuV52ydBfU rafe’s high-low high: WEDDING!!!! low: proof of wedding dancing? caleb’s high-low high: speed gaming live!!!! & ff d&d maps low: panic attack The post Rafe’s Firework Show appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Nov 01, 201954 min

SPOOKTACULAR 2019

SPOOKY! The post SPOOKTACULAR 2019 appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Oct 25, 20191 hr 35 min

Speaking of Etiquette

bowel movements require concurrent flushes, as per ladies room etiquette. speaking of etiquette, stop blasting your subs after 9pm in an apartment building. this week, the internet outages. today, the ipad passcode drama. then, the three on call tickets. gewurztraminer to the rescue. and hey, new season of letterkenny to enjoy. but also tinder bullshit?! The post Speaking of Etiquette appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Oct 18, 201949 min

Get Your Shit Together

HAPPY OFFICIAL 250TH EPISODE!!! dengwoo doing well! check out the race 10pm 10/11/2019. team poison sound effects! new kind of lip-sync battle? https://www.asiaone.com/digital/keen-eyed-recruiter-catches-man-lip-synching-another-voice-during-skype-interview everyone should get a zerowater caleb cancelled his blizzard account rafe’s high-low high: not dead; temperature drop low: intestines caleb’s high-low high: new job low: intestines MOVIE – the twilight of the The post Get Your Shit Together a...

Oct 11, 201959 min

Too Much Good News

official final fantasy vii remake can’t get their shit together. people who put they loving having a good time on their profile… nah, really? you done love having a bad time?? please watch ‘drop dead gorgeous’ on hulu. sam rockwell movies??!? gus johnson! joebiden.info? rafe’s high-low high: drinking with beaucoup low: everything else caleb’s high-low high: The post Too Much Good News appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Oct 04, 201959 min

High on Toilet Paper

KFC steam dating simulator spawns a memory of caleb watching “dear weeaboos” https://youtu.be/Ax0s4lTidgQ where were you when operation: cheesecake went down in history as the most successful product acquisition in #RaHaCa history? don’t be a food pusher https://i.redd.it/m3tjyjvj6zo31.png shout out to gouda in the duckling tourney! congrats! rafe’s high-low high: reel toilet paper; beaucoup love low: so many #RaHaCa The post High on Toilet Paper appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Sep 27, 20191 hr 1 min

Rafe Downloads a Vibrator

NEW LOGO?!?! vote for the fully #RaHaCa style logo! rafe just realized all the tabs in chrome on her phone are yaoi manga which phonetic alphabet is best alphabet? http://mentalfloss.com/article/504886/4-phonetic-alphabets-didnt-survivecali passed a great law! caleb has a great experience in an unexpected place, and was productive with his meat.rafe researches vibrator stuff. CALEB RACING WITH DENGWOO The post Rafe Downloads a Vibrator appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Sep 13, 201950 min

Collector’s Edition (feat. DarkmoonEX)

another guest – they’re on some kind of kick, that’s for sure. this week, it’s darkmoonEX, aka, mike, of asteroid G! he and caleb talk about duckling derby and speedgaming LIVE. star wars versus star trek, movies, massive amounts of media, baseball cards, childhood stories. dark talks about trip planning and goals. and they play The post Collector’s Edition (feat. DarkmoonEX) appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Sep 06, 20191 hr 46 min

So Embarrassing (feat. Gregglypuff)

caleb brought… another guest!!!?? GREGGLYPUFF who’s met caleb IRL!! pizza talk! getting to know gregglypuff, his music likes, his high school days, etc. then, special surprise guest at the end for final fantasy randomizer stuff. it just keeps getting better! greg’s high-low high: organizing something through the final fantasy randomizer community low: less-than-stellar income week The post So Embarrassing (feat. Gregglypuff) appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Aug 30, 20192 hr 1 min

DengStrats (feat. Dengwoo)

caleb has brought a guest along to talk about final fantasy randomizer stuff! DANGWOO! follow him here: https://www.twitch.tv/dengwoo 10pm EST friday nights for the speedgaming stuff! tiktok talk, dating apps and ghosting talk. event shirts! https://matcherino.com/t/sglivealttpr/marketplace dengwoo’s high-low high: didn’t have to work for a week, being on the show low: jury duty at 9am The post DengStrats (feat. Dengwoo) appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Aug 23, 20191 hr 35 min

Easy to Swallow

living the #rahaca life. /r/brandnewsentence spooktacular talk alcohol, of course rafe’s high-low high: bachelorette weekend low: coming back caleb’s high-low high: job prospect?! low: no job :( MOVIE – blaze (2018) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6443294) caleb 5/10 rafe 5/10 SONGS – rafe and caleb search for their favorite blaze foley songs blaze foley – picture cards can’t picture The post Easy to Swallow appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Aug 09, 20191 hr 1 min

The Birth of #RaHaCa

ice cream corner raising the kids right tryguys arby’s menu :O blind pizza taste test is a GO rafe’s parents watched “mute” and loved it! niece is going to bronycon this coming weekend, aug 1-4 2019! walking out of work, and CNN’s headline is “beyond meat plunge” the kind of article rafe can really get The post The Birth of #RaHaCa appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Aug 02, 201959 min

Just the Tip

rando package in the mail… final fantasy burnout, oof. BBQ party talk! doordash tipping debacle rafe hates everyone caleb’s work mentality illinois/missouri traffic messages are getting pretty cheeky “that’s the temperature, not the speed limit” “does your blinker not work, or what?” “you look cute in that seat belt” guy rafe met once asking for The post Just the Tip appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jul 26, 20191 hr 2 min

Hermit Life

caleb’s racing on thursdays, saturdays, and sundays, and mondays! summer league! the scoring is BONKERS. rafe is a hermit! caleb shares about his week! rafe’s high-low high: ghosted low: fucking HOT caleb’s high-low high: smallville low: work drama MOVIE – with honors (1994) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111732) caleb 8/10 rafe 6.7/10 SONGS – caleb and rafe are honor The post Hermit Life appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jul 19, 201949 min

Rafe’s New Fetish

rafe confessions – she likes to dab into the restroom at work – she makes guys take pictures of themselves smiling with teeth ff randomizer co-op tourney is still going on! summer league next! caleb may go for a speedgaming live event?!?! caleb’s ghost fart smell. madonna’s like a prayer did you know?? rafe’s high-low The post Rafe’s New Fetish appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Jul 12, 201951 min

I Got Better

mixing up words, voice acting, and no guest this week. ice cream!! taelnti gelato, drool. peach season. wedding talk, booze talk. caleb talks about how bad the avatar live action movie is. caleb saw spiderman! italian spiderman! https://gfycat.com/anxiousvigorousenglishsetter-spiderman marvel universe future talk! fuckin’ harry potter go https://harrypotterwizardsunite.com. final fantasy speedrun news. olivia newton john’s magic, The post I Got Better appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jul 05, 20191 hr 3 min

Caleb, Can You Hear Me?

TWO GUESTS?!?! they must be crazy to do this again O_O dani3883 and spellzapp http://www.finalfantasyrandomizer.com races on friday and saturday and maybe monday! IT WAS ONE OF YAS https://youtu.be/thJA5uIgxug rafe’s high-low high: columbia came back low: gaining weight caleb’s high-low high: amusement park, and caleb likes turtles low: dani high-low high: low: friday, leading up The post Caleb, Can You Hear Me? appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jun 28, 20191 hr 51 min

Engaged

gary lost the tip which is sad because it’s rafe’s favorite part end of our tongues look like a strawberry CALEB UPDATES!! – guest on ff1 randomizer podcast (not so) live from asteroid G – highrofellos and caleb won their race! rafe’s high-low high: great night out in warrenton at deerfield’s, got the taskbar set The post Engaged appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Jun 21, 201951 min

High-Roaded (feat. Highrofellos)

GUEST! HIGHROFELLOS! https://twitch.tv/highrofellos rafe’s high-low high: st. louis blues win the stanley cup! first time in 49 years! last to first! low: bought a bunch of condoms but the condom drawer isn’t even halfway full, and do I recycle the boxes because I do that at telternhaus… caleb’s high-low high: billy!! low: going back to The post High-Roaded (feat. Highrofellos) appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jun 14, 20191 hr 27 min

Shrinking Tables

gary grabbing the herr’s creamy ranch habanero chips and rafe’s never seen them?!?! blues won because rafe wore a hoodie to bed rafe had a weird dream rafe likes radler “beer” out of body oil rafe’s high-low high: letterkenny low: girl shoes caleb’s high-low high: family time low: gunshots! emergency room! hertz! :O MOVIE – The post Shrinking Tables appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jun 07, 201954 min

Terrafirminator

snapchat shoutout HI AMBET!! who the fuck starts out a convo with “hi mommy” cake and ice cream on a paper a serious play and a DC dinner rafe’s high-low high: getting furniture moved around (thanks, brony!!) low: it’s hot caleb’s high-low high: solid date day! low: job woes MOVIE – gnomeo and juliet (2011) The post Terrafirminator appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

May 30, 201956 min
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