Pirates On The White Channel by Simon Saint-Simon. Image by Milla G. The finest butt-buckling swashcockler in Her Majesty’s Admirality gets shanghai’d by some salty boat bandits with HILARIOUS results 01 Chris Watson – No Man’s land 02 High Places – Head Spins (Extended version) 03 Dirty Projectors – I Sit on the Ridge At Dusk […]
Real cunt show here. 01 Fra Lippo Lippi – Say Something 02 Glass Candy – Poison or Remedy? 03 The Alan Parsons Project – Mammagamma 04 Alessi – Saving the Day (track from Ghostbusters OST – The Revenge edit) 05 Fleetwood Mac – Never Going Back Again (Tom Croose Edit) 06 Phresh and Low – […]
Lather of frapes. Leap of Faith – Brut Fruit Medley ————————————————– 01 Diary of a Madman – John Baker 02 Liars – We Fenced Other Houses With The Bones Of Our Own 03 Les Georges Leningrad – Eli Eli Lamma Sabbacthani 04 23 Skidoo – IY 05 Late of the Pier – The Bears Are […]
Psychedelic sexual jihad. Words: Chris Marker/Sandor Krasnar Simon Saint-Simon Music: Thieves Like Us – Desire Edwin Starr (Dark & Lovely) – Get Up Brian Eno and David Byrne – Strange Overtones Abba – Gimme Gimme Gimme (Loudified) Franz Ferdinand – Ulysses Roy Ayres – Hot (Rascale Edit) Rene & Angela – I’ll be good Shit […]
Download the full horrifying massacre in HD Words: Charles Bukowski Jean Luc-Godard Simon Saint-Simon Music: 01 Riz Ortolani – No Mercy 02 Fever Ray – If I Had a Heart 03 Beck – Chemtrails 04 The United States of America – Love Song for The Dead Che 05 Northern Picture Library – Insecure 06 School […]
Manchester, L’arc, 22th December 2008 Due to Crimble commitments (+ some badger cunt down the workhaus ST’ing me TB) and thimmanent return of the Fuhrer we are popping this one up you early. After all LUV Is a social disease and with this cameo kept tight to our breasts the pox continues to caramelise nicely, […]
(A tribute to my dear pal Stuart Watson. Safe journey and godspeed fair brother…) Sketches of English Martyrs (I do like to be beside the seaside) …Manchester, The Ark, 18th December 2008… Howdy Kids! Fancy getting interfered with by taxi drivers? Of course you don’t but its tough tits now you’ve got so far as […]
The Second Cummings’ Second Sitting Disaster: 091108 Recovery: 101208 Manchester, 10th December 2008 Here I am! EVERYONE! Again at last, not first. Arbiter of the arbitrary. A happy medium you might honk on. Don’t fret darling. Just take in your pants and feel free. High here in the temple, we’re suppin’ wet dog at the […]
Dear Carthagians Je suis très désolé mes enfants pour l’iPox. Testing on you bunny rabbits seems unjust, fluffy yet slippery, oyster shell ears a’quiver at my jabbing pipette, disgorging the crude libation, my infernal dam a lukewarm backwash, always unfinished. So I come again, more patiently perhaps, but in bovine supplication dark, bejewelled orbs of […]
BANNED BY SOUNDCLOUD. well okay… Download Failed 80’s French pop star Simon Saint-Simon takes you a’rambling along the primrose path of his mediocre landscape, if you can find your way that is through the rêves of a dribblling idiot with a leaky gusset. In this black sex comedy let mistakes become magic and destinations dissolute […]
