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Radio vs. the Martians!

Mike Gillis and Casey Doranradiovsthemartians.com
Mike Gillis and Casey Doran are joined by a rotating panel of their friends for a warts-and-all look at popular culture. We look at the highs and lows of movies, science fiction, video games, horror, comic books, and everything in between. Think of us as “the McLaughlin Group” for nerds!
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Episodes

Fun Size Episode 84 – WWE Ballet with Trucks

We’re in the studio with Carol and Dave Brouillette , who have returned with us with good tidings from Monster Jam ! Yes, Monster Jam , the (surprisingly wholesome) spectacle of giant tires, animal shaped vehicles, big jumps, and plenty of dirt tracks and screaming fans. It’s one-part P.T. Barnum, one-part NASCAR, one-part Vince McMahon, and one-part Hanna Barbera Wacky Races . The good parts, mind you. Not those parts. Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!...

Feb 18, 202424 min

Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 31 – FUBAR

Heroes Don’t Retire. They Reload. This month, we’re joined in the studio by not one, but two guests, Carol and Dave Brouillette of the late Hands Free Football soccer podcast, and suffering through all eight episodes of the Arnold-helmed Netflix series, FUBAR ! For decades, CIA operative Luke Brunner has been living a double life. To his suburban family, he’s been a traveling salesman of exercise equipment. But this work cost him his marriage and strained his relationships with his adult childre...

Jan 27, 20241 hr 8 min

Radio vs. the Martians! Commentary Track – Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace

Every generation has a legend. Every journey has a first step. Every saga has a beginning. Now this is podcasting! This Christmas Eve, we’re back with a gift! In our first Retcon vs. the Martians! , Casey has ambushed Mike with an impromptu commentary track screening of George Lucas’ much-maligned science fantasy prequel that has been talked to death on every podcast and YouTube channel for the better part of two decades, Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace ! In the waning days of the Gala...

Dec 24, 20232 hr 30 min

Episode 60 – Zardoz

Into a world of eternal life, he brought the gift of death This month, we’re eating green bread and refusing to go to Second Level meditation with Joe Preti of the late View from the Gutters comic book podcast to dive into the weird and psychedelic science fiction cult film, 1974’s Zardoz ! In the year 2293, Zed is a murderer disciple of Zardoz, a floating stone god who arms and commands him and other “exterminators” to roam the post-apocalyptic wasteland and kill human survivors. After learning...

Nov 29, 20231 hr 12 min

Fun Size Episode 83 – The Best Chris

We’re back in the studio with Joe Preti , and talking about Martin Scorsese’s three hour crime epic, Killers of the Flower Moon , and Wes Anderson’s Asteroid City. Plus, a conversation about the death of the movie star as the driver of cinema. Are there any modern stars who can transcend their signature characters or franchises and elevate any movie they star in? And we lay our cards on the table: Hemsworth, Evans, Pratt and Pine. Who is the best and worst Chris?...

Nov 20, 202324 min

Fun Size Episode 82 – X-Pac Heat

We’re back with Kirby Green to talk about her favorite trash TV obsession: 90 Day Fiancé ! We look at the show that throws the best and worst elements of romance, desperation, immigration law, and repulsive people, into a television blender and we look at the horrifying and endlessly addictive slurry that pours out of it.

Oct 29, 202329 min

Episode 59 – Halloween III: Season of the Witch

…and now the earth will run with blood again! We’re getting into the spirit of the spooky season with returning guest Kirby Green , and unmasking the underrated black sheep of the Halloween horror franchise: Halloween III: Season of the Witch ! Dr. Daniel Challis stumbles into a mystery after a man clutching a rubber mask is murdered in his hospital by a strange figure who immediately sets himself on fire. He soon joins the victim’s daughter on a quest for answers that leads them to a small Cali...

Oct 22, 20231 hr 9 min

Fun Size Episode 81 – Sadness and Anxiety Being Poured on Your Naked Brain

Though conflicting schedules this month have made a regular episode impossible, we’re back in the studio to chat about the stuff we’ve been reading and watching, and of course… we’re talking about Star Trek . Plus, Mike talks about trying out some new manga series, including one that he didn’t really care for, and another that may be one of his new favorites. Including one manga in particular that may be one of the most traumatizing and artistically impressive things he’s ever read....

Sep 25, 202339 min

Fun Size Episode 80 – Dangerous Banned Secrets of the Hidden Masters

We continue our chat with Sam Mulvey , and tear the still-beating heart out of the world of martial arts frauds and scam artists. From manufactured biographies involving hidden temples and battles to the death, to selling mail order pamphlets through comic book ads promising access to forbidden techniques, we look at the grey area between the real and the phony.

Aug 28, 202342 min

Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 30 – Twins

Only their mother can tell them apart. This month, we’re learning the first rules of a crisis situation with returning guest Sam Mulvey of KTQA 95.3 FM radio , and exploring the first installment of the Schwartzenegger/Reitman collaboration trilogy, the wholesome eugenics comedy: Twins ! Genetic superman and polymath Julius Benedict, raised on a utopian tropical island, learns on his 35th birthday that the government experiment that created him in the 1950s also created a twin brother, Vincent, ...

Aug 20, 20231 hr 3 min

Fun Size Episode 79 – The Assassination of Willow by the Coward Disney+

We’re back again with Joe Preti, and chatting about the emerging streaming epoch and its tremendous downsides as corporate studio overlords start making things you love disappear, making it impossible for these shows and movies to find new fans — … Continue reading →

Jul 30, 202338 min

Episode 58 – Hudson Hawk

Catch the Excitement. Catch the Adventure. Catch the Hawk. We’re breaking into the Vatican and trying to get a good cappuccino with Joe Preti as we reappraise the much maligned — and genuinely underrated — 1991 Bruce Willis box office … Continue reading →

Jul 23, 202357 min

Fun Size Episode 78 – Video Game Dr. Mengele

This month, we’re joined again by Dave Brouillette, and talking about the pixelized Stanford Prison Experiment that was The Sims, and how eventual boredom can turn a gamer into a cruel capricious god tormenting their own imaginary people. We dig … Continue reading →

Jul 01, 202329 min

Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 29 – The Villain

Vile, virile, vivacious, venomous, varied, voluptuous, versatile, venturesome, vibrant, vulgar, vast, vunniest vilm of 1979! We’re strapping on our seven shot six-shooters and stocking up on barrels of glue and giant boulders with Dave Brouillette of the Hands Free Football … Continue reading →

Jun 24, 20231 hr

Fun Size Episode 77 – A Plague of Ricks

This month, we’re upturning the rocks of our childhoods and looking at all the bugs and worms, like the uncomfortable fact that serial bully and sexist Rick Berman still has any relationship to Star Trek media anymore, and how growing … Continue reading →

May 27, 202334 min

Fun Size Episode 76 – Make It Work.

This month, we’re going boldly with Michael Warbington into the deep, inconsistent, and often-confusing world of Star Trek uniform design! Why did Starfleet have the exact same red naval uniform for nearly 70 years before they started to update their … Continue reading →

Apr 25, 202334 min

Episode 57 – Sorcerer (1977)

WANTED. Four men willing to drive a cargo of death to escape a life in hell. This month, we’re going on a jungle suicide mission with Camp Director and President of Camp Quest NorthWest, Michael Warbington, and plunging into the … Continue reading →

Apr 17, 20231 hr 5 min

Fun Size Episode 75 – Literal Toilet Money

This month, we’re continuing our talk with Carol Brouillette, and it may be time to crown Dave Bautista as the greatest professional-wrestler-turned-actor of all time. We look at his choices, roles and performances from Knock at the Cabin to Blade … Continue reading →

Mar 29, 202343 min

Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 28 – Terminator: Dark Fate

Choose Your Fate. This month, we’re joined by Carol Brouillette of the Hands Free Football podcast, and returning (one last time?) to the franchise that made Arnold Schwarzenegger the king of Hollywood in the legacy sequel, Terminator: Dark Fate! Twenty … Continue reading →

Mar 19, 20231 hr 12 min

Fun Size Episode 74 – That’s How You Get an Independence Day!

This month, we’re continuing our chat with Chelsea Rustad, and we’re looking at billionaire narcissists getting booed, and the ethics of hidden camera comedy shows. Where is the line when it comes to comedy based on a person not knowing … Continue reading →

Feb 25, 202338 min

Episode 56 – Vengeance (2022)

Find the story before it finds you. This month, we’re joined by Chelsea Rustad chair of the Puget Sound Socialist Party and the author of Inherited Secrets: Memoir of America’s Groundbreaking Genetic Witness to draw thematic connections between seemingly disparate … Continue reading →

Feb 16, 20231 hr 6 min

Fun Size Episode 73 – But, She Has a New Hat!

This month, we’re continuing our chat with Kayleigh Casterline, and digging into the intersection of sports, video games and capitalist rent-seeking. The new wrestling game, AEW: Fight Forever, is claiming that it won’t ask you to buy an entirely new … Continue reading →

Jan 30, 202327 min

Episode 55 – The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien

“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.” This month, we’re riddling in the dark and escaping the goblin caves with Kayleigh Casterline and revisiting J.R.R. Tolkien’s classic 1937 fantasy book that introduced readers to the world of … Continue reading →

Jan 21, 20231 hr 15 min

Fun Size Episode 71 – That’s Capitalism, Baby!

This month, we’re chatting about the wonder of the public domain and open source software, and how it helps make our show possible and helps create community — and how capitalism puts up walls and exploits them to seek rent. … Continue reading →

Nov 17, 202242 min

Fun Size Episode 70 – Selling Diet Pills on Instagram

This month, we’re continuing our talk with Kirby Green, for a chat about reality television and the “Am I the Asshole?” sub-reddit. So, reality television isn’t real. I mean, duh. Or is it sometimes? And does it actually matter? Aren’t … Continue reading →

Oct 28, 202227 min

Episode 54 – Shiver: Selected Stories by Junji Ito

“I am a horror maniac who prefers to stay at home.” This Halloween, we’re chugging down salad oil and hiding from our balloon dopplegangers with returning friend of the show, Kirby Green, and see if our sanity can can survive … Continue reading →

Oct 19, 20221 hr 3 min

Fun Size Episode 69 – Two Degrees From Luke Skywalker

This month, we’re back with Sam Mulvey to get nerdier than we have for a while. Mike takes the rough draft of his new “Bechdel Test”-esque thought experiment about media worldbuilding for a spin and tries to punch holes in … Continue reading →

Sep 26, 202257 min

Episode 53 – The Blues Brothers

“It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.” This month, we’re getting the band back together with the Station Manager of KTQA 95.3 FM in … Continue reading →

Sep 16, 20221 hr 37 min

Fun Size Episode 68 – Nobody Gives a Fuck About Rutherford B. Hayes

We’re continuing our chat with Joe Preti, for a deep dive into the topics that really matter. We perhaps spend too much time, dissecting the many pathological lies and shitty behavior of 90s action star Steven Seagal, and we explore … Continue reading →

Aug 22, 202251 min
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