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Radio Free Tote Bag

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Welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! A weekly relationship advice podcast hosted by Audrey and Donovan.
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#361 Pretty Nice Bike Feat. Nakamus

Hellloooooooo Tote Land! We are joined this week by excellent dude Nakamus for a rollicking discussion of getting into streams, building communities of independent media producers and the X-Files! It's a blast, what a homie! Check out Nakamus' stream here https://www.twitch.tv/nakamus

Jul 19, 20251 hr 21 min

#360 Drier Than A Live Ant/Nightmare Boyfriend feat. Libby Watson

Welcome back to RFTB, the only dating advice show where we talk about eating ants and how they're kinda sour! We're joined this week by a returning champ - streamer, podcaster, writer, and lovely person Libby Watson! We talk about Libby's new podcast What's All This Then, ants, Crunchie Bars, and then it's your questions babyyyy: Libby questions | Friend is dating a guy who really sucks and won't stop talking about Ron Paul | Update on the friend who ghosted you question from a couple eps ago Th...

Jul 10, 20251 hr 25 minEp. 360

#359 TRUTH OR RUSE 3: You Gotta Be Skibidi Me feat. The Homie Marcos

That's right, Dono's completely original game is back! And we're subjecting returning champion homie Marcos to it! Sorry it took up like 75% of the show we do answer some questions too I love you Go listen to Homie Vulgaris it's great Marcos is one of a kind, thanks again to him for joining! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our continuing Frasier series, Discord access, stickers, and more that's Patreon.com/rft...

Jul 05, 20251 hr 12 minEp. 359

#358 ONIONS! feat. HAG TRAP

ONIONS! DOUBLE ORDER! That's right I've got something lodged in my brain again and joining us this week it's returning homie Xavier dropping their new music project HAG TRAP. Lotta caps in this description! We talk dating, the onions basketball guy, and music before answering your questions! Thanks again to Xavier for joining, find them and their music on Insta @hag.trap And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our con...

Jun 27, 20251 hr 12 minEp. 358

#357 We All Gotta Kiss Each Other, Now! feat. MaryMary!

What up y'all it's Radio Free Tote Bag once again! We are joined by returning champion, your friend and mine, MaryMary! as we discuss such trenchant topics as: "What's up, how ya been?" And "The Horrors!" Then, your questions! Check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/rftb keep an eye out for MaryMary!'s new single on streaming soon!

Jun 19, 20251 hr 9 min

#356 Some People Call me Maurice feat. Justin from Librarypunk

What's good party people, Dono is out again this week prayers up for our good They. Audrey is joined by Justin for a discussion of a gay 80s movie and it's a fun time! Followed by your questions but I don't feel like figuring out which ones so you'll have to listen! Librarypunk.gay for Justin's podcast 0-pix.bandcamp.com for Audrey's music Boosh

Jun 13, 20251 hr 5 min

#355 R.I.P. Venom feat. John Cullen

Donovan is still on the dog fighting thing and for some reason John's into it? We talk reptilian pitbulls, Jeopardy! Trotskyite Mormons and our favorite Alex Trebek Moments. Then, your questions! A very specific, graphic listener question about suckin' da strap | What is it right to do when your friend is considering getting back with their shitty ex? Follow John on Social Media! https://x.com/cullenthecomic https://bsky.app/profile/johncullen.bsky.social\ Thanks for checkin' us out! We have a P...

Jun 07, 20251 hr 8 min

#354 Arboreal Grimace feat. videohellsystem

BE KIND REWIND! Just a fun little joke cause we're joined this week by streamer videohellsystem aka VHS aka Ash and we're talkin about Grimace once again! And other stuff and a great embarassing dating story and then? Your questions! Thanks again to Ash for joining us, go watch the videohellsystem stream here at twitch.tv/videohellsystem Hey also thanks to you for listening! Give us some dollars and get yourself a whole bunch of bonus eps and streams and a sticker and more at Patreon.com/RFTB...

May 31, 20251 hr 9 minEp. 354

#353 Tully Monster Dono feat. Beetlemoses

What's up gang we're back in the saddle with third time returning champ Beetlemoses! And we're talkin art, we're talking paleontology, and then we're talkin about your questions: People fuckin with Harris | Wildest things we've heard on a date | Relationship orientation mismatch | Catholic guilt time Thanks again to Beetlemoses for joining us, absolute homie, go check out his comics on Insta and everywhere else @beetlemoses And thank you for tuning in! Hey be like Tully Monster Dono and griddy o...

May 22, 20251 hr 13 minEp. 353

#352 Updates From the Absence and Tuckin' and Rollin'

Donovan's back and Audrey's bummed, but not about that. Let me be your funny coworker! Listener questions and good jokes. We ride out on a live recording of Donovan performing Sports by Viagra Boys at The Burlington Bar. Sorry it's late! Haven't posted a main feed in 10 goddamn days! Don't worry! We're back!

May 20, 20251 hr 14 min

#351 Solo Yolo feat. Audrey

Howdy yall it's Audrey, and I'm posting a solo episode of Radio Free Tote Bag because Dono is out and I didn't get a guest. I wanted to get something out for you fine folks and here it is. It's a little personal and a little bit of a bummer at the top. Basically just how I've been doing (bad) and then I answer some listener questions. It's kinda fun! It was actually fun to do!

May 11, 202543 min

#350 I'm Bricked Up About Rye Bread feat. Kayte Terry

Howdy team, it's ya girl Audrey! No Dono this week for medical reasons (they'll be fine, they're just going through it, prayers up,) but we're joined by the lovely and talented Kayte Terry to aid you in healing your miseries. Check out Kayte on her podcasts! Fangs for the Memories! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fangs-for-the-memories/id1600491257 and Tender Subject! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/tender-subject/id1692462745 You should also check out our Patreon page for a bonus ep...

May 01, 20251 hr 4 min

RFTB After Dark Classic: TRUTH OR RUSE

Greetings! Ol' Dono is out on medical leave this week and so we're revisiting a classic RFTB After Dark episode for the public feed this week. Original Description: WELCOME! To Dono's High Effort Summer™ This week Dono's bringing a high effort segment/game that was absolutely not cribbed from any other show! Tell us if you like it! Don't tell us if you don't! Also reddit questions. Thanks for your support folks we love ya! Discord: https://discord.gg/EA9NrtSatR...

Apr 24, 20251 hr 11 min

#349 Truth Or Ruse 2: The Streets feat. Josh from TWOAPW

What's up gang we've got Josh from The Worst of All Possible Worlds returning and we're subjecting him to Dono's completely original game. Never before seen! Never before played! 7 Reddit questions - are they true or are they mere ruses? Then your questions! Find The Worst of All Possible Worlds podcast wherever you find us. We've been on, it's great, they're great, check it out! And thanks for listening go support us on Patreon we have a ton of bonus eps including the original Truth Or Ruse! (a...

Apr 18, 20251 hr 15 minEp. 349

*Unlocked* Music Episode 2 (Viagra Boys and clipping.)

In which we are immediately interrupted by Dono going on the Pat Finnerty stream. Then we talk performing for the first time, stage fright, and getting gigs. Then music discussion! Songs below: Worms - Viagra Boys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQQMJBNS42g '96 Neve Campbell - clipping. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq-hODfHPf0

Apr 11, 20251 hr 1 min

#348 Episode Breve

You've heard about frenulum breve, but what about episode breve?? It's not actually super breve though just a little breve. Breve. It's a dry ep but we get to a lot of questions including an update on that date with an alcoholic. Thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our continuing Frasier series, Discord access, stickers, and more that's Patreon.com/rftb!

Apr 04, 202555 minEp. 348

#347 Buffalo Jesse Ventura feat. Haus of Decline

Folks! Haus of Decline returns to discuss whales, melodicas, Anton Yelchin, and recent dating experience and then it's questions time. Thanks again to Alex for joining us, go find her stuff on bsky @hausofdecline and buy Igor the Assistant in print here And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our continuing Frasier series, Discord access, stickers, and more that's Patreon.com/rftb!...

Mar 29, 20251 hr 26 minEp. 347

#346 Chad Kroegisode feat. Evelyn Lovelace

I'm sorry I just watched a Nickelback documentary and it took over my brain. And I'm especially sorry to our guest this week, writer Evelyn Lovelace. We talk to Evelyn about Alberta Canada rock legends and also dating and that kind of thing and then it's question time. Thanks again for Evelyn for joining us! You can find her writing here: https://evelynlovelace.substack.com/ And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our...

Mar 20, 20251 hr 20 minEp. 346

#345 The Listener Embarrassing Story Episode 2k25! feat. Korla

Hey y'all sorry it's late! We are joined this week by Korla as well as a bevy of listeners who shared their embarrassing dating and relationship stories! There's drama! There's battle damage! We've got it all this week on Radio Free Tote Bag! Check out our patreon! https://www,patreon.com/RFTB

Mar 15, 20251 hr 10 minEp. 345

#344 Netflix and Chill Bro feat. Shoggy

Hello Tote Nation! We are joined this week by Shoggoth from The Ain't Shit Show! It's a blast! We address the following! A listener gifts us a spreadsheet. | How do you find success on the apps? | What are some poly-specific terms we can use for partners and situationships? | Date said dating app pics look different from real-life. It has rocked the listner's psyche. Whaddya do with that!? | What if we kissed but it wasn't kiss guys night? | How do you explain you wanna be monogamous without com...

Mar 08, 20251 hr 21 minEp. 344

#343 Gnomestravaganza feat. A.J. Ditty

Howdy team, it's Audrey! You're doin' great out there! We're joined by fan favorite AJ Ditty from the Worst of all Possible Worlds to discuss your relationship difficulties as well as what liquors ghomes would drink. Your questions! So you're a bottom with digestive issues. How butt stuff? | Partner has repeated pushed/broken boundaries under non-monogamy. Is this airhorns? | A question for Lorne Lagorium. | Is it a Nutty Buddy or a Nutty Debbie? Check out A.J.'s wonderful podcast! https://www.w...

Feb 27, 20251 hr 13 minEp. 343

#342 Livin' for CoQ (feat. Korla)

What's good party people, it's your girl Audrey posting in Donovan's stead! Sorry it's late! Donovan fell ill this week and so we are joined this week by friend of the show, partner of the me, Korla! Tell her she did a good job cohosting! We discuss video games we've been playing and Korla's upcoming visit to Cincinnati to come see me! Then, we handle some listener questions! How do I get my brother to give me my road bike back!? | How do my wife of 20 years and I ease our way into participating...

Feb 22, 20251 hr 4 minEp. 342

#341 New Wildest Dating Story feat. Kassidy Norman

What's up folks! We're joined this week by all around rad person Kassidy Norman to talk dating, heartbreak, and one of the wildest embarassing stories we've ever heard. Then it's question time. Thanks again to Kassidy for joining us, truly lovely person! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our continuing Frasier series, Discord access, stickers, and more that's Patreon.com/rftb!...

Feb 14, 20251 hr 18 minEp. 341

No I'm Listening 06 - Frasier Dunk Train feat. A.J. Ditty

~FOLKS! We're unlocking a favorite episode of No, I'm Listening: A Frasier Podcast in lieu of a main feed episode this week. Next week we're back to our regularly scheduled programming but this week, please enjoy us talking about this 30 year old sitcom!~ The blues are calling once again, Seattle! What's up gang we're back in the Frayzh Zone™ and we're stoked to be joined by mega-homie and all-around brilliant guy it's A.J. Ditty from TWOAPW and THEATRE! Great ep this week, both of No I'm Listen...

Feb 06, 20251 hr 18 min

#340 Sponge Out Of Water feat. MallBat

I accidentally dropped and exploded a seltzer moments before this recording. What's up gang we're joined this week by very cool animator Jesse aka MallBat! We talk bad movie dates and scary naps and making art and then your questions. Thanks again to Jesse for joining us, go check out her animations on YouTube here they're so good: https://www.youtube.com/@mallbat And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our continuing...

Jan 31, 20251 hr 5 minEp. 340

#338 Remember Left Shark? feat. Vrunt

Use promo code LEFTSHARK to read this description! What's up gang we're back this week with Nate @vrunt who is also back. Two backs back to back. We catch up with Nate, we talk beards, we talk doppelgangers, we talk breakup moves, and then it's your questions. Thanks again to Nate, go follow him on Bluesky @vrunt.social and also check out Gamer Dilbert and the rest of Powerup Comics @powerupcomics and the other stuff And thank you for tuning in, go support us on Patreon and get you some bonus ep...

Jan 25, 20251 hr 16 minEp. 338

#337 Wiping The Old-Fashioned Way feat. Max Graves

Weezer, trampolines, toilets, we cover it all this week and we're joined by cartoonist and all around cool guy Max Graves. We talk to Max about his history with relationships and a very sweet embarrassing story. And then it's time for your questions. Thanks again to Max for joining us! Find him on Bluesky @maximumgraves and check out his comic What Happens Next right here https://whathappensnext.webcomic.ws/ And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week ...

Jan 16, 20251 hr 9 minEp. 337

After Dark #164 The Rigatoni Jabroni (UNLOCKED

What up Toteland, it's Audrey here with an unlocked RFTB After Dark episode! No main feed this week because of our guest getting sick and Dono and Audrey being busy so here's a classic episode from our Patreon feed! Enjoy! ~ORIGINAL DESCRIPTION~ Welcome back to mf character zone! What's up gang we're back after our live show sorry for the delay its been a chaotic week but it's showtime once again! We recap the live show, talk music and some great shows we went to over the weekend, debut Dono's n...

Jan 11, 20251 hr 12 min

#337 Ins And Outs 2025

Happy new year gang we're back! Extendo mode! We cover what's in and what's out in 2025 and then answer a bunch of questions. It's a poweful ep to start the year. Griddy forth! Thanks for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our continuing Frasier series, Discord access, stickers, and more that's Patreon.com/rftb!

Jan 02, 20251 hr 30 minEp. 337

#336 Gone Off That Pep Bark feat. Crud Country

It was a big bar, you gotta believe me. It was real good tho it was worth it. What's up gang we're joined this week by comedians, filmmakers, actors, 28yos Chicago weekenders, Budd and Judd Crud from Crud Country. We talk about how to make your seltzers not explode in the freezer and dating and embarassing stories and then a ton of questions it's an extendo ep.' Thanks again to Crud Country, go find em on Insta and Youtube and Tiktok to watch their stuff it's extremely good! Here's a couple of m...

Dec 20, 20241 hr 26 minEp. 336
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