Such A Laugh

Wanna go to Glastonbury 2025? Radio 1 are giving away tickets on Monday morning. RUN DON’T WALK! All next week on Radio 1 we’re giving you the chance to be at Reading & Leeds, TRNSMT, Boomtown, Radio 1 Dance Weekend in Malta, Radio 1 Dance Weekend in Ibiza and Glastonbury!

What have you Coco Gauff’d? In honour of American pro tennis player Coco Gauff forgetting her rackets for her match at the French Open on Monday we’re asking what have you forgotten?

Go Helen! Today’s Yesterday’s Quiz player scored an impressive 16 points and she made us laughu. Legit this time. Ashley deffo only scored 12. Stewards inquiry please. Give Helen her flowers.

Callum Leslie joins us for the Radio 1 Big Weekend Special drop off box episode of Unpopular Opinion. You’ve been eating watermelon all wrong. Anon has claimed that skin is better than the fruit. It’s no contest. Cow pats smell nice. Sure. Ok. You do you babes. Looks like we need to pop up some ‘please pee in the toilet not the sink’ signs in the loos. We hard disagree with this one. What’s the time? 24 hour clock is the one. 12 hour clock can do one. Get with the times guys. Curry Pizza is the best pizza. Yes. It is.

Get up to date – it’s All The Latest Things Happy 10th Anniversary Charlemagne. How has it been T E N Y E A R S?! We love you Blossoms ?de0a Oh Lorde! You’re teasing us. Cannot wait to hear the track in full, but for now we’ll just hit repeat on the 5 second clip.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die! If you were a bug whose mouth would you fly in to? Taylor Swift has been targeted while performing live on stage and handled it like the pro she is. The latest target of the bugs was a sports commentator while live on air. I don’t think anyone noticed pal.