Raccoon Court

Welcome to Raccoon Court, the show where we go on trial for our trash pop culture opinions! It’s like jury duty, but more fun ✨

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Episodes

Cross Examination #0001 - Exposing our 2021 Spotify Wrapped

Cross Examination #0001 - Mel, Jess, and Ilsa defend themselves (if you can call cry laughing a "defense"). Ilsa shows and does not tell about the popsicle stick house she made. Mel has even worse taste than previously thought possible. Jess may be receiving an unrelated wellness check this week. Thank’s for showing up to jury duty! Court will be back in session on July 13th, 2022. TW: mention of suicide, treatment of mental illness, and Big Bang Theory (TV Show) Follow us on twitter ( @raccoonc...

Jun 29, 2022•1 hr 48 min•Season 1Ep. 7

Case #0006 - Wet Hot American Summer is the most accurate representation of what it feels like as a kid at sleep away camp

Case #0006 - Mel roasts Jess's taste in men. Judge BL roasts Mel's taste in men. Prosecutor Jess argues a completely different case than Mel because Mel bamboozled her. Thank’s for showing up to jury duty! Court will be back in session on June 29th, 2022. TW: mention of pedophilia, child endangerment, confederate flags Follow us on twitter ( @raccooncourt ) and instagram ( @raccooncourtpod ), or you can send a long form memo to our email (raccooncourt@gmail.com). Album art by @sansh_pixel on Fiv...

Jun 15, 2022•1 hr 39 min•Season 1Ep. 6

Case #0005 - why The Thirteenth Year is the best cinematic portrayal of puberty to ever exist (UNHINGED)

Case #0005 - Mel shows off her Lego Muppet Mini-figure collection, Prosecutor Jess does karaoke, and Judge Ilsa delivers some post-hiatus Fall Out Boy slander. Thank’s for showing up to jury duty! Court will be back in session on June 15th, 2022. TW: mention of domestic abuse, religion, cults, body horror, COVID treatment conspiracy theories, and anti-vax sentiments Follow us on twitter ( @raccooncourt ) and instagram ( @raccooncourtpod ), or you can send a long form memo to our email (raccoonco...

Jun 01, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 5

Case #0004 - why Bridgerton Season 2 is best

Case #0004 - Mel gets horny on main, Prosecutor Randy teaches us how to cut carrots without a knife, and Judge BL complains about the ecological disaster that Bridgerton created. Thank’s for showing up to jury duty! Court will be back in session on June 1st, 2022. TW: sexual assault, death Follow us on twitter ( @raccooncourt ) and instagram ( @raccooncourtpod ), or you can send a long form memo to our email (raccooncourt@gmail.com). Album art by @sansh_pixel on Fiverr Today’s podcast includes s...

May 18, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 4

Case #0003 - In Defense of Star Wars Episodes 3 and 7

Case #0003 - Prosecutor Jess writes fanfiction for episodes 3 and 6 while Mel forces the audience to learn that Jar Jar Binks has a girlfriend. TW: We discuss pedophilia and wars/death in a general sense in this episode. Thank’s for showing up to jury duty! Court will be back in session on May 18th. Follow us on twitter ( @raccooncourt ) and instagram ( @raccooncourtpod ), or you can send a long form memo to our email (raccooncourt@gmail.com). Album art by @sansh_pixel on Fiverr Today’s podcast ...

May 04, 2022•2 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 3

Case #0002 - why Teen Beach Movie should replace Grease as a cultural touchstone

Case #0002 - Mel defends her opinion that Teen Beach Movie should replace Grease as our cultural touchstone. The Honorable Judge Jess explains the Supernatural Tumblr Fandom and Prosecutor Ilsa warns against eating granola bars while driving. Thank’s for showing up to jury duty! Court will be back in session on May 4th, 2022. TW: sexual harassment, misogyny, 9/11, the American Justice System, Mel's amnesia, racism Follow us on twitter ( @raccooncourt ) and instagram ( @raccooncourtpod ), or you ...

Apr 20, 2022•2 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 2

Case #0001 - why Legally Blonde is better as a musical

Case #0001 - Mel defends her belief that Legally Blonde is better as a musical. The Honorable Judge Barbara Lynn is incredibly biased and Prosecutor Jess reminds us that Santa is not real. Thank’s for showing up to jury duty! Court will be back in session on April 20th, 2022. TW: bullying, sexual assault, misogyny, mental illness, suicide, Mel's amnesia Follow us on twitter ( @raccooncourt ) and instagram ( @raccooncourtpod ), or you can send a long form memo to our email (raccooncourt@gmail.com...

Apr 06, 2022•1 hr 50 min•Season 1Ep. 1

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You’re being served! Jury duty begins on April 6th, 2022. Follow us on twitter (@raccooncourt) and instagram (@raccooncourtpod), or you can send a long form memo to our email (raccooncourt@gmail.com). Album art by @sansh_pixel on Fiverr

Mar 30, 2022•1 min0

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