27 - The Peanut Butter Solution: Please Skip(py) This Movie

The Peanut Butter Solution Recipe

The culinary concoction of Michael Rubbo, this delectable French Canadian dish dates as far back as 1985. Most notable for its ability to make children misremember having eaten it at all, The Peanut Butter Solution has a way of sticking to the roof of your brain.  Cooked atop the flame of immolated winos. You'll soon enjoy ghostly fragrances of hair loss, sinister art teachers and wig glue.  Scents which dance upon the nose as if to say, "Why are we making this?" A question so few have asked, and even less have bothered to answer -- until now.  Join us on this episode of Rabbit Fighters as we roast our latest episode, which is guaranteed to raise all the endlessly growing hairs on your junk. 

*Ingredients

1 Really ripe banana
5 Dead flies
1 Rotten egg
3 Licorice leaves
1 Fistful of kitty litter
3 Connie Crisps
3 Crosbie Crackers
9 Spoons of soil
1 Glass of pepper's fizz
1 Spoonful of peanut butter

*Put all that sh*t on your head.

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[Originally Published April 24, 2024]

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