Qweird

Better than high tea with the Queen, it's a podcast featuring Nicole, a boat nerd, and Yvie, a cottage-core WINO (witch in name only), telling stories about our queer lives & talking to our cool, queer friends about their glittery adventures riding the rainbow - who could ask for anything more? CW/TW: Conversations are off the cuff, explicit, and loaded with adult content.

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#127 festie besties

what's crackin' qweirdos! this week we continue our love/hate-fest with michigan womyn's music fest. this week is mostly about the love though. be weird & stay queer! xox - ny

Aug 12, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 127

#126 amazon womyn

we're gettin' into it about the michigan womyns music festival - a week of camping in the woods for women (but not all women) only. we've been there, we've done that, and we're talking the good, the bad, and the transphobia. be queer & stay weird! xox - NY

Aug 05, 2022•56 min•Ep. 126

#125 Mawwaige (Marriage)

This week we are joined by special guests JJ and Tone to talk all things marriage. Listen in and hear about their *royal wedding, and how they plan to protect their marriage status during these crazy times. You can find us wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts. Please remember to rate, review, and subscribe! Stay Queer! XOX-N&Y

Jul 29, 2022•1 hr 25 min

#124 Popularity Rules

Popularity: The state or condition of being liked, admired, or supported by many people. Tune in to see how popular (or unpopular) we think we are. This episode might be a little self indulgent, but also, it's a hoot. Please remember to rate, review, and subscribe xoxN&Y

Jul 15, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 124

#123 the awwwwwww

this week we're going anti-ick, and talking about the awwwww. you know, those weird, quirky little things that make you go awwww about that special someone that aren't really explicable. stay weird & be queer! xox - ny

Jul 08, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 123

#122 the ick

this week we're talking about "the ick." that moment, that thing they do that makes them go from your boo to your boo who? be queer & stay weird, xox - ny

Jul 01, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 122

#121 lez poll

we're back with our usual silliness after nicole finally caught the plague. this week we want to get to know each other and ourselves through real scientific means - buzzfeed quizzes. find out if we really are lesbians, what taylor swift era we live in, and whether or not we're psycopaths! be queer & stay weird! xox - ny

Jun 17, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 121

#120 jenny pride

happy pride month, qweirdos! to kick it off, we're comin' out with our absolute love and admiration for the most hated character of the og l word, jenny schecter. we know how brave this is, especially since it's been nearly two decades since it first aired (YIKES!), but you know we like to take on the hardest hitting of only the most current topics. still, jenny is still relevant today. she's messy, imperfect, a handful, relatable, and easily the most three dimensional of all the lez girls. be q...

Jun 03, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 120

#119 gen q 2

Hello Generation Q, (as in qweirdos) we are all new this week with a quick and thorough (as well as hilarious) recap of L Word: Gen Q, Season 2. Join us and catch up with all of our favorite disasters. Beware, spoilers abound! You can find us wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts. Please remember to rate, review, and subscribe! Stay Weird and be Queer!! xoxN&Y

May 27, 2022•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 119

#118 Ferndale Pride With Julia Music

This week on Qweird we have special guest, Julia Music. Julia sits down with us and discusses all things Ferndale Pride 2022. Join us to find out all the details of this year's pride, along with what you can do to make it one of the best! Cheers Queers! Sadly Yvie was unable to join us so an special Cheers' to her

May 13, 2022•55 min•Ep. 118

#117 rip roe

on this episode we mourn the impending death of roe v. wade. spoiler alert: we're pissed. be weird & stay queer! xox - ny

May 06, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 117

#116 lezbe visible

happy lesbian visibility week, qweirdos! nicole is back & we're talking lesbian visibility. why it matters. lesbian as a punch line. and claiming the identity. be weird & stay lesbian! xox - NY

Apr 29, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 116

#115 constitutional christian cosplay

hey qweirdos! bad new is #nicoleissick, but good news is yvie wrangled twins to get weird with this week. that's right, our old pal kal, along with kal's twinsie, jesse get political with yvie. we're talking nancy pelosi's "body double," tfg's medieval kingdom with a moat filled with alligators and venomous snakes, speculate that liz cheney was waterboarded as a teen, republican jesus, and most importantly never send an unsolicited proud boys pic. #GeorgeHahn be weird & stay queer! xox - ny...

Apr 22, 2022•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 115

Girlboss, Gaslight, Gatekeep #114

Welcome back Qweirdos! This week we are talking about some of our (un)favorite girl bosses and girl bossing a little too close to the sun. We talk Lizzie, Anna and Heidi! Buckle up, it’s a fun one! 🏳️‍🌈 xox - ny

Apr 17, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 114

#113 catch-up

catch up with your besties, #nicoleisperfect & #yvieisbiggerthanahashtag! we've missed you and each other. be weird & stay queer! xox - NY

Apr 02, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 113

#112 all hail kate mckinnon

this week we're starting our "muff diver" series and worshiping the coolest cat with a range, not mange-- the notorious kate mckinnon! only at qweird can you get the wikipedia article about kate read to you, and learn about kentucky nicole's weird overthinking of hugs. be weird & stay queer! xox -- NY

Mar 18, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 112

#111 age gaps

This week we get into the age old question, how old is too old? And how young is too young? Justin was too young for Brian, right?! Especially if you follow the rule of 7s. Age difference in relationships is a complicated matter, so join us as we discuss if it really does matter. (Also, Nicole apologizes for not plugging her mic in-resulting in her sounding like she is 'live from the bottom of the ocean') Cheers Queers! xoxoN&Y

Mar 11, 2022•52 min•Ep. 111

#110 we're creepers

this week we're talking about our good ol' "stalking" days. don't worry qweirdos, we don't mean anything dangerous, but definitely cringy and creepy - the drive-bys to see if they're home, the cd with the one jewel song, and the barbie stuffed in the mailbox. yikes! be queer & stay weird, xox - NY

Mar 04, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 110

#109 reboots

this week we discover nicole's nephew's destiny is to become "florida man," we discuss "florida wall windows," and revisit old friends in old shows with boots on them. xox - ny

Feb 26, 2022•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 109

#108 bullet holes & butterflies

this valentine's day we're tackling the hard-hitting topics: the st. valentine's day massacre, what's redder than a rose, but blood, the crazy history of the holiday, and some of our childhood memories. won't you be our valentines? be weird & stay queer, xox - NY

Feb 11, 2022•52 min•Ep. 111

#107 potty mouth (ft. Kali)

sure everybody poops, but the first time you fart in front of that *special* someone can really stink. we've all got hilariously embarrassing stories about our bodily functions and the mayhem they can wreak, and we're sharing some of our faves with our old pal Kal. be queer & stay weird! xox - NY

Feb 04, 2022•58 min•Ep. 107

#106 regrettably regretful

regret is a sticky wicket. are you a "no regerts " kinda cat? or do you wallow in self-loathing because you're filled with regret? maybe you can use regret to learn about yourself and do better, so let's all do regrettable things! be queer & stay weird, xox - NY...

Jan 28, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 106

#105 new year, new queer

happy new year, qweirdos! We are back!! Happy 2022, this year we're not doing resolutions, we're doing revolutions or whatever. Join us as we discuss how we have changed.. and why we needed to. be queer & stay weird! xox - N&Y

Jan 21, 2022•1 hr 41 min•Ep. 105

#104 single kringle

seasoned greetings, qwierdos! this week we return to our regularly scheduled programming with our usually irreverent tomfoolery as we muse chaotically about being single during this holiday season. we've got wise tales, baked puppies, and spoilers on the new netflix holiday romp "single all the way." #nicoleisperfect #nicoleneedsabusycitygirl be weird & stay queer! xox - NY

Dec 16, 2021•51 min•Ep. 104

#103

This week on Qweird, things are going to be a little different. Nicole and Yvie are having a conversation to try and process what has happened this past week in our home state of Michigan. This will be different than our usual type of episode, but we felt it necessary to talk about The Oxford High School shooting to try to make sense of the senseless act. xox-N&Y

Dec 09, 2021•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 103

#102 fort lonesome bae's (ft. jj & tone)

this week we're talkin' more trash about tampa's baes with real-life king and queen baes "of the tampa region," jj & tone! we're going behind the curtain and revealing the truth behind the great tampa bay bridge wars, unraveling the mystery of the ibor cocks, and blowing the lid off the "mom's living her best life" debacle. #hurttsforever be queer & stay weird! xox - NY

Dec 03, 2021•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 102

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