#67 sex is awkward, booyah
We're talkin' one night stands in the most awkward conversation ever! We’re talking turkey baster porn, what's her name, and when it's time to go. So awkward. Be queer & stay weird, xox - NY

We're talkin' one night stands in the most awkward conversation ever! We’re talking turkey baster porn, what's her name, and when it's time to go. So awkward. Be queer & stay weird, xox - NY
Cheers Qweirdos! Join our celebration of the dynamic duo inaugurated into the White House last week! We're talkin' glam, bam, thank you Madame, how the orange stain still permeates, QAnon and so much more. Of course we also bring you some genuine conservative tears to sip as we quip. Be queer & stay weird! xox- NY
Lori's back to tie a bow around our conversation on aging. This week we get into greys on the gays, that obtuse saying *for your age,* and the sag of the hag. We top it off with some sex, intimacy, desire, and yearning. Fun for the whole family...or no? Be weird & stay queer! xox - NY
This week we are joined by our "old" pal, Lori to twaddle about our blossoming and wilting meat armor, aka aging. In her day job Lori is a trauma nurse, but in all life she's super smart, wickedly funny, and a bonafide inspiration. We're talking hot flashes, hormones, nipple hair, and beyond! (photo provided by Lori) Be weird & stay queer! xox- NY
Happy New Year Qweirdos! Though we aren't exactly fans of new year resolutions, we are fans of reflecting on from where we've come to where we're going, and we hope we can go everywhere this year. Come on vaccine! Be weird & stay queer! xox - NY
Happy Holidays, Qweirdos! This week we are discussing the art of gift giving. Is it best to give from the heart or the head? How long should you wait in a new relationship to shower them with riches. Any last minute gift ideas? Join us for this lively discussion and see what #nicoleisperfect and #yvieisbadatgiftgiving. Cheers to the queers and Happy New Years! (2020 is almost over!!!) xoxoNY
This episode is all about indulgence. Tis' the season? Or should we indulge all year long? Join us as we discuss the good and the bad of indulgence, the guilt that follows and what it means to "treat yo-self." Please remember to rate, review, and subscribe! xox - NY
Happy Holidays, Qweirdos. This week we take a trip around the world to see how other countries celebrate the greatest time of the year (according to Nicole, Yvie absolutely detests the cold) We talk a bit about our own family-holiday traditions, along with some light holiday trauma. So join us as we learn about holiday boats, and holiday goats, and even a holiday pickle. Cheers to the queers! xoxo-NY
It's time to don your gayest apparel, grab your coziest blanket, and a decadent chocolat chaud and settle in for a gay ol' good time with our very own lesbian rom com holiday feature! We're talking The Happiest Season, so you might wanna check it out before we go roasting all our chestnuts. Spoiler alert...we had different takes on it but still think you should give it a go!! Be queer & stay weird! xox - NY
the shit show that is 2020 is nearly over, but these last couple of weeks showed us that we still have a lot to be grateful for in our lives. this isn't a thanksgiving episode, but we've got gratitude and gladitude coming out of our face holes just in time for it. be weird & stay queer! xox- NY
This is episode is one gigantic sigh of relief after four years of lawn and order. Be weird & stay queer! xox - ny
We've got some wild, queer political scandals to help get us through this tense, anxiety-ridden election period. We'd like to thank "the mothaland" for the Thorpe Affair, and ask the Queen to please take us back if the emperor loses his clothes. *artwork: Suicide at Dawn by Victor Brauner Be weird & stay queer! xox - ny
Qweirdos, we finally have the biggest stars in the qweird multiverse....our moms, Jamie & Sue, join us for some spooky stories in what is now our favorite episode forever!!! Be weird & stay queer, xox - NY
In our annual queering to MFM we bring you the graphic and truly horrifying murders of the whiny bitch, Dennis Nilsen. We also dream of Cricklewoodshire frogs, sing the serial killer's to-do list song, & dare you to say intercrural five times fast. Be weird & stay queer & make America Great Britain again! xox - NY
Greetings Qweirdos! This week we are celebrating spooky season by exploring our dark side. We are talking about the Dark One Himself, Satan. Satanism may not be what you think. Like most spiritualities, it is vast and diverse in it's tenets and culture, if you don't believe us, just play a rock album backwards! So please join us as we discuss a bit more of the satanic panic from the past, as well as the similarities in what is happening today. By the end of the episode you may just find yourself...
We're talkin' witch hunts, qweirdos! From the Loudun "possession" of the Ursuline nuns to the first pole dance by the ever chaste, possessed saint to Tituba and a 4-year old "witch," we've got some wild stories to kick off October. Be weird & stay queer! xox - NY
You've probably already guessed that we don't like the current resident of the White House, but we wanted to take this opportunity to really drag him. He's a wanna-be dictator, and a truly abhorrent human, so remember that when you cast your ballot! We talk about some pretty graphic, and horrifying sexual assault accusations, so listener beware. Be weird & stay queer! xox - NY
Join #nicoleisperfect & yvie as we dig into Joe & Kamala's records on issues that affect queer lives. This is the most important presidential election of our lives, qweirdos, so get your wigs on and boxers up to ensure the current resident is evicted this November! Sources: Kamala's wiki , 5 reasons Kamala , Kamala short history , Kamala officiates , Kill the Gays initiative , Uncle Joe . Be weird & stay queer! xox - NY...
This week we're talking about the tired ol' theatrical trope of "burying the gays." We dig in a little to the history, and we talk about whether or not we want a penis. We wax poetic about the harm in this type of representation, tell Hollywood to #hitusup for some advice, and decide there needs to be more bi male stories. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe! Be weird & stay queer, xo - NY
Join us for our one year anniversary extravaganza as we blather on about what we've learned, how we've squirmed, and for what we yearn for in our first ever PodYear Resolution. All our love and gratitude to all our Qweirdos! Be queer & stay weird! xox - NY
Cancel culture is a thing. When is it valid? When is it over-the-top? When is it just straight up dangerous? We get really into it, and call ourselves out in the process. We are sooooo cancelled now. Be queer & stay weird! xox- NY
In the second part down our path to ecstatic enlightenment, we continue to tease out some of the idiosyncrasies of faith, the hypocrisies of the faithful, and our own ambivalence around organized religion with the cool cleric, the preacher with the reacher, the raunchy reverend, our very own personal RINO (reverend in name only) and sage mage, Kali Fox. Be queer & stay weird! xox- NY
This week we get a little divine intervention from our God-loving, pastor-pal Kali as we try to unravel what makes religion different from a cult. Or maybe it’s all a cult, and we’re all doomed. Or maybe nothing is real and life is just a fantastic dream. Either way, it’s a fun conversation and a true spiritual awakening. Be weird & stay queer! xox- NY
This one's such a trip down the rabbit hole that we don't know if it's a rabbit hole anymore. We wander through communes then down through cults, then we gracefully glide around this crazy satanic panic slip-n-slide before being jettisoned headlong into trumpism. Yikes! Be weird & stay queer & join our qult! xox - NY
This episode is everything you need for complete immersion into the qult of qwierd. Our colors are green & red (but that's still being negotiated), our theme song is Double Dare Ya', and our kool-aid sparkles rainbows. Now drink it. Be weird & stay queer! xox- NY
Whether you love or hate Joe Exotic, if you've seen Tiger King it's im-paw-ssible not to have an opinion about him. We get into his husbands (there've been 5!), his exploitations, and his hair. We cut into Don Van Antle (lol), and generally have a roaring good conversation. But no matter how you wear your stripes, we can at least agree that the paramedic jacket was hilarious. Be weird & stay queer! Meow - NY
Hey all you cool cats and kittens! If you are among the 34 million people who tuned into Tiger King on Netflix, you're going to want to tune into this week's episode. We are breaking down Tiger King and exposing it for what it really is: misogynistic, racist, homophobic, transphobic, and completely compelling. This is part one of a two part series deconstructing the mess. And no judgement, we binged the whole thing the first week it came out, too. Please make sure to rate, review, and subscribe!...
Kick open the closet door and come on out! This week on Qweird we wrap up our Pride Month series with our own coming out stories. Join us as we talk all about the terrifying, funny, and often times beautiful experience, that is coming out of the closet. S&L: Restoration of Honor Act , NYC Queer Liberation , #BlackTransLivesMatter , Japanese souffle pancakes , Nikki Blonsky , Taylor Schilling , The Chicks (formally known as Dixie) , Putin Sucks...
The Stonewall R!ots are often considered the birth of the LGBTQ rights movement, but there was so much more that came before to ignite the sissies, the swishes, the drag queens and the stone butches. Join our merry little march down other people's memories, and see how the mob, WWII, and Alfred Kinsey helped bring us together. S&L: 90-year old comes out , snake-oil salesman , trans healthcare , look what you've done JK , stupid blood ban , Ms. Symoné & Pearman-Mayday , Best black, queer ...
Lots of folx have lots of feelings about Pride month, including us! Join us as we gab about some of our favorite, and more humbling Pride moments, as well as sift through some of the systemic problems our communities face. If you've never made a sculpture using only baby powder, sweat, and your thighs, what are you doing with your life? S&L: Rosemary Ketchum , trans healthcare , GOPs regressive platform , Spongebob !, Jamie Holm , Yulia Tsvetkova , Oscars . Be weird & stay queer! xox - N...