#30 fedora conspiracy theory

Listen up, sheeple! JFK was assassinated by the cabal -> Yvie's best friend growing up had the initials JFK -> she has been to Dallas, Texas = she is part of the deep state. Nicole loves Twilight -> Twilight is set in Washington -> Bill Gates lives in Washington = she is part of agenda 21. NY are part of the cabal -> this podcast can be spread via 5G networks -> they were both born in a century that began with 19 = this podcast caused COVID 19. But all is not lost! Since you've already been exposed, your body is naturally immune!* It's a miracle!

*This and all other claims made by NY are dubious and should be taken with a spoonful of sugar.

**Don't do meth. Ew!

Sources & Links: Virginia, Georgia, Moana is bi, Sweet, She, AIDS quilt, Heath Ledger, fedora throatneck class.

Be queer & stay weird!

xox - NY