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Quirks, Bumps, and Bruises

The Morning JoyRidejoyfm.org

Take a trip with the Morning JoyRide®️ as Melody discusses the humorous side of real issues facing families today. 

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Episodes

Which One Would You Choose? A Joy-Filled Game of Favorites with Brendan

Melody’s back—and to ease into things, she’s joined by guest Brendan for a fun round of “If You Had to Choose Just One…” From fast food to favorite hymns, the two go back and forth picking their top picks and laughing through their answers. It’s fast, lighthearted, and full of the quirks and warmth you’ve come to love. So… which one would you choose?

Jul 21, 20258 minSeason 4Ep. 1

Mics, Memories & Mama Duties: Candy's Next Chapter Begins

Candy Payne says farewell to the Morning Joyride after 18 years to become a full-time mom. In this special episode, Candy shares her announcement, reflects on her friendship with Melody, and hears from listeners calling in with their well-wishes. Though stepping away from mornings, Candy will continue hosting on weekends. Together, Candy and Melody celebrate God’s timing and close their chapter as co-hosts with gratitude and joy.

Jun 09, 202522 minSeason 3Ep. 20

Would You Rather: Laugh, Think, and Choose Along with Melody and Candi

Join Melody and Candi as they dive into another round of hilarious "Would You Rather" questions. Get ready to laugh, think, and wrestle with impossible choices as they debate the options and share their answers. You’ll find yourself laughing along — and maybe even surprising yourself with what you'd choose!

Jun 02, 202511 minSeason 3Ep. 19

Enjoy This Throwback Episode: Christian Pickup Lines

Join Melody and Candi as they discuss Christian pick up lines for singles. Laugh alongside them as they let you know some of the most hilarious lines that are said in order to meet that special someone to marry.

May 26, 20256 minSeason 3Ep. 18

Beyond Grades and Sports: Investing in Your Child's Spiritual Journey

What really matters in parenting? Not trophies or test scores—but your child’s soul. In this honest, hope-filled episode, Parker, Melody, and Candy share how they’re raising kids with eternity in mind. From Bible studies to bedtime devotions, they offer real talk and practical tools for spiritual growth—even when mornings feel like “Monday Night Raw.” Hear why early faith habits matter, how to make prayer feel natural, and what research says about shaping beliefs by age nine. Listen now and disc...

May 19, 202513 minSeason 3Ep. 17

Corny Jokes Will Brighten Even Your Darkest Days

Need a laugh? This episode is packed with a collection of hilarious jokes straight from The Morning JoyRide! It’s feel-good fun designed to lift your spirits and put a big smile on your face—because sometimes joy comes one punchline at a time.

May 05, 20256 minSeason 3Ep. 16

When Heaven Feels Close: Karen Peck's Journey Through Loss

Karen Peck joins the Morning JoyRide for a heartfelt conversation about grief, hope, and faith. She shares the story behind her upcoming album Good Answers , inspired by her mother’s final words before passing: “I pray to God and God gives good answers.” Just a week later, Karen faced another tragedy—the loss of her best friend Kelly Nelon in a plane crash—deeply shaping her music and faith. Through tears and hope, she reflects on the nearness of heaven, the comfort of family, and the truth that...

Apr 28, 202514 minSeason 3Ep. 15

Throwback Episode: The Ultimate “What Would You Choose?” Debate

We're rewinding to one of our favorite episodes—when the Joy FM women’s crew tackled one delightfully revealing question: If you could get one of these for free forever—daily massages, house cleaning, gas, or makeup—what would you choose? Melody and Candi steer the conversation while Robin, Wendy, Shelly, Donna, and former team member Trish chime in with answers that are as hilarious as they are heartfelt. From surprising practicality to totally relatable indulgence, their choices say a lot abou...

Apr 14, 20257 minSeason 3Ep. 14

Why Pastor's Wife Appreciation Matters

The enemy has a strategic playbook for attacking pastors' wives, and in this powerful conversation, we expose those tactics while offering hope and practical solutions. Melody welcomes Cindy and Charlotte from Energize Ministries to discuss the unique vulnerabilities pastoral spouses face during Pastor's Wife Appreciation Month. "I feel always watched but never seen," shared one pastor's wife, capturing the painful paradox of visibility without connection that many experience. From identity stru...

Mar 24, 202529 minSeason 3Ep. 53

Guiding the Next Generation: Biblical Wisdom for Pastors & Worship Leaders

Melody sits down with Parker Webb, Worship Pastor at Green Street Baptist Church, and Pastor Ben Webb, Pastor of Enon Baptist Church. Together, they share invaluable advice for young pastors and worship leaders, offering encouragement and practical wisdom for those stepping into ministry. They also discuss the crucial role of worship music in the church, emphasizing the importance of ensuring that the songs we sing on Sunday mornings are doctrinally sound and align with Scripture. Whether you're...

Mar 17, 202521 minSeason 3Ep. 52

No Shame: Finding Freedom Through Christ

Joseph Habedank opens his heart about the journey from addiction to redemption in this candid and inspiring conversation. The acclaimed Southern Gospel artist shares how his struggle with prescription drug dependency—and subsequent recovery nearly twelve years ago—transformed his understanding of God's grace and erased the shame that once defined him. At the center of our discussion is Joseph's powerful song "No Shame," which perfectly captures the essence of Joy FM's upcoming spring fundraiser ...

Mar 10, 202526 minSeason 3Ep. 51

Embrace Lent: Small Changes, Big Impact

Reflection and personal growth are at the heart of Lent. Listen as Melody speaks with Guilford vocalist Parker Webb about this transformative season and learn how to navigate life's chaos while deepening your connection with God. Lent is a time to slow down and reflect on our lives. It shows us that fasting isn’t just about giving up food—it’s about letting go of distractions and negative thoughts. During this season, we learn to embrace gratitude and kindness instead of complaining and discover...

Mar 03, 202519 minSeason 3Ep. 50

Heart Health Awareness: Prevention, Preparedness, and Community Resources

Our latest episode highlights the vital importance of heart health awareness, especially during American Heart Month. Host Melody welcomes Wendy, Joy FM’s Community Care Specialist, for an insightful conversation with Jennifer Graziano, Senior Community Impact Director at the American Heart Association. Together, they discuss the critical warning signs of heart attacks and strokes—two of the leading causes of death in the U.S.—and the life-saving steps everyone should know, including hands-only ...

Feb 24, 202547 minSeason 3Ep. 49

Welcoming Emma Grace: A Journey of Love and Strength with Candi Payne

What happens when a birth plan takes an unexpected turn? We promise an emotional rollercoaster in this episode, as Candy Payne opens up about the birth of her daughter, Emma Grace. From the anxiety of an unforeseen cesarean section to the overwhelming joy of finally holding Emma, Candy shares the story with warmth and sincerity. Join us as we explore the love and excitement that this new addition has brought to Candy, her husband Jake, and their sons Wyatt and Hunter. You'll hear how Emma's arri...

Feb 17, 202510 minSeason 3Ep. 48

Faith From A Funeral

What happens when a family legacy and a mission from Kenya converge at a funeral? Join us on this special episode of Quirks, Bumps, and Bruises as we welcome Trish Sanberry, Director of Business Development at Joy FM, who shares a deeply moving story about her grandmother's passing. Trish recounts the heartfelt moments from the service, where her brother, a preacher, delivered a compelling sermon after returning from a mission in Kenya. He challenged the attendees to move beyond simply knowing a...

Feb 13, 20257 minSeason 3Ep. 47

Baby Update: She's Coming Soon!

Join us on this heartfelt episode of Quirks, Bumps, and Bruises, where Candi and Melody share a heartfelt conversation about the impending arrival of Candi's new baby. With just under a month to go, Candi opens up about her mixed feelings of excitement and apprehension. We explore the anxieties that come with welcoming another child into the home, especially for those who have experienced anxiety and OCD. Candi candidly discusses her concerns about re-entering the world of newborn care, from rem...

Feb 03, 202513 minSeason 3Ep. 46

Decluttering Tips

Join us on this episode of Quirks, Bumps, and Bruises as we explore the rewarding journey of decluttering your home. Melody and Candi share their personal experiences and strategies for simplifying and organizing living spaces. Starting with small tasks like cleaning out a single drawer, they gradually tackle larger areas such as closets, highlighting the sense of relief and satisfaction that comes with decluttering. Listen in as they humorously recount stories, including Melody's husband's atta...

Jan 27, 202510 minSeason 3Ep. 45

Candi's Pregnancy (Part 2)

Join us as we continue our heartfelt discussion on the joys and challenges of welcoming a new baby. Together, we explore the fun and sometimes frustrating process of choosing the perfect name for a little one. With the middle name "Grace" already decided, Candi humorously considers Melody's suggestion of "Amazing" as a first name, while praying for divine inspiration to settle on a name that truly feels right, even if the wait is hard. Candi recounts her experience with naming her first child, H...

Jan 20, 202511 minSeason 3Ep. 44

Candi's Pregnancy (Part 1)

Join us on this heartwarming journey as Candi shares her deeply personal story of anticipation and faith in waiting for her new baby. Listen in as we recount the joyful moment Candi revealed her pregnancy to Melody, capturing the surprise and excitement that followed. Reflecting on past times of longing and tears, Candi opens up about how faith and patience have illuminated the perfect timing for this blessing in her life. We discuss how the alignment of her family's circumstances and spiritual ...

Jan 13, 202511 minSeason 3Ep. 43

Enjoy This Throwback Episode! "30-Day Challenge!"

Discover the remarkable difference a simple change in your daily routine can make as Melody and Candi share their enthusiasm for Joy FM's 30-day challenge. This isn't just about music; it's about transforming your commute, your workday, and your life by immersing yourself in the uplifting sounds of Christian music. This episode is infused with personal testimonies and the infectious conviction that tuning into Joy FM could be the positive shift you've been seeking.

Jan 06, 20257 minSeason 3Ep. 42

Christmas with Melody and Candi (Part 2)

Join us for a heartwarming journey down memory lane as Melody and Candi share cherished Christmas memories in this special continuation of our festive series. Listen in as we recount the stories behind our most treasured ornaments, each one a symbol of a precious moment from our past. From Candi's childhood tradition of collecting ornaments with her mother to Melody's unique keepsakes made from her children's baby shoes and first haircuts, our stories will surely resonate with anyone who finds j...

Dec 16, 202414 minSeason 3Ep. 41

Christmas with Melody and Candi (Part 1)

Discover how holiday gift-giving can turn into an adventure full of surprises and mishaps! Have you ever thought you were the master of keeping Christmas gifts a secret, only to find yourself giving them away early or forgetting where you hid them? Melody and Candi share our entertaining escapades around gift-giving, from Candi’s early reveal to her husband Jake of a much-needed Bluetooth speaker, to Melody's escapades of losing track of an expensive sweatshirt for months. We explore the delicat...

Dec 09, 202411 minSeason 3Ep. 40

Beth White on Grief During the Holidays

How do you cope with the holidays when a piece of your heart is missing? In this heartfelt episode of Quirks, Bumps, and Bruises, we are joined by our dear friend Beth from Lynchburg, Virginia, who bravely shares her journey through grief following the sudden loss of her beloved husband, Wayne. Reflecting on the day that would have marked their 30th wedding anniversary, Beth opens up about the unexpected events leading to Wayne's passing, as what appeared to be a simple ailment revealed itself a...

Nov 25, 202414 minSeason 3Ep. 38

Thanksgiving Recipes

Thanksgiving has always been a cornerstone of family bonding and culinary creativity for us, and this year, we’re sharing how our traditions have grown over time. Melody talks about stepping into her mother's shoes as the Thanksgiving chef, shifting from her mom's extravagant solo efforts to a team-based feast where everyone brings a dish. We unveil some of our favorite recipes that have become staples, like a turkey-themed cheese ball that kids adore and Candi's uniquely festive apple dish usin...

Nov 04, 202416 minSeason 3Ep. 37

Getting Out of the Routine of Church

What if a simple shift in your Sunday morning routine could transform your entire worship experience? Join us, Melody and Candi, as we share our personal journey in cultivating a heart and mindset ready for church. We explore practical tips like starting your day with prayer, enjoying worship music on the drive, and the often-overlooked power of arriving early to create a serene atmosphere and foster meaningful connections with your church family. For busy families, we tackle the chaos of Sunday...

Oct 28, 202417 minSeason 3Ep. 36

Fall Bucket List vs. Reality

Pumpkin carving with the kids sounds like a picturesque fall activity, but if you’re anything like us, it might end up as a solo parent project amidst a sea of pumpkin guts. Join us, Melody and Candi, on Quirks, Bumps, and Bruises, as we navigate the hilariously unpredictable nature of fall bucket lists. From the perfect caramel apple sabotaged by bees to the quest for a homemade pumpkin spice latte that ends at Starbucks, we share our misadventures in embracing fall traditions. But it's all par...

Oct 21, 202411 minSeason 3Ep. 35

Enjoy This Throwback Episode! "Mary Or Martha?"

Are you more like free-spirited Mary or super-organized Martha? Well, buckle up as we unpack the charming idiosyncrasies that define us all, whether you're the type who plans out every dish for the week or someone who lets their cravings guide their next meal. Candi and I pull back the curtain on our contrasting lifestyles, inviting you to laugh along and find a little bit of yourself in the Marys and Marthas of today. From meticulously arranged closets to singing your favorite tune at the drop ...

Oct 14, 202416 minSeason 3Ep. 34

Enjoy This Throwback Episode! "You Might Be A Southern Gospel Music Fan"

Join us, Melody and Candi, as we take a stroll down memory lane, celebrating our shared love for Southern Gospel music. With 17 years of concerts, events, and countless memories, we reflect on the times we followed artists like Signature Sound and Michael English, and attended massive gatherings like the National Quartet Convention and Singing in the Sun. Listen in as we recount the hilarious moment we unwittingly found ourselves on the red carpet at Dollywood, decked out in our finest—save for ...

Oct 07, 202414 minSeason 3Ep. 33

Enjoy This Throwback Episode! "Annoying Things In Church"

Listen in as we explore the quirkiest, and most annoying, things people do during church services on our latest podcast episode. Melody and Candi, discuss the odd and sometimes humorous actions we've noticed – and we're not just talking about the typical whispering or fidgeting. From the surprising sound of fingernail clippings echoing off the pews to the distracting jingle of change in someone's pocket, we've got a collection of stories that will have you chuckling and perhaps nodding in recogn...

Sep 30, 20248 minSeason 3Ep. 32
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