Martha Quinn, Feeder. Jack reads for "Biding Time with Biden" by Kamala Harris. Kurt "The Load" Loder. A trip to Italy. Tuscan Reds. DrinkStay is better than AirBNB. Downtown Julie Brown. Jack reads for "A Treatise on Gravity" by Jasmine Crockett. Nina Blackwood. Brian explains the back stories of characters from songs. Jack reads for "What" by Joe Biden. qmpodcast.com
Jun 26, 2025•51 min•Season 6Ep. 180
Brian doesn't need pockets. Naked people and a dog in the woods. Jack auditions for "Race for the Presidency." James Corden and crew hid Biden's mental decline. How to trick crocodiles. Jack auditions for "Sherlock's Legacy." Brian was tasked with rehabilitating plastic-polluter Coke's reputation. Timely Shirley MacLaine reference. Jack auditions for "Untitled Zombie Movie."
Jun 04, 2025•56 min•Season 6Ep. 179
Brian was a Swallow Scout. Another dead friend. Jack reads for a talking mime. Wilton CT Public Schools love social justice, but not really English. Jack's wife's up to no good. Jack reads for Wild Turkey. Brian talk about his rejected ad campaigns. Jack reads for Kensignton Organic Markets. qmpodcast.com
May 15, 2025•52 min•Season 6Ep. 178
Jack reads for the Taylor Lorenz audiobook. Brian went on a tornado and flood adventure in rural Dixie. Slugburgers. Jack Junior is an umpire and needs tips. Jack reads for the Lauren Sanchez audiobook. Brian interned for the KGB and was paid in prostitutes. Jack reads for the Body Works School Textbook. qmpodcast.com
Apr 25, 2025•50 min•Season 6Ep. 177
Biden campaign revelations from Fight , the book. Brian has too many dead friends. George Lowe's "Medieval World." Brian's to-do list. Secret Gay Cruising Club signal. Welcome Rockets. George Lowe's "Roadway Package Systems." Heightening. Lou Gherig's Uncle's Disease. Jack dreams of Brian. April Fool's Jokes. George Lowe's "Num Num." qmpodcast.com
Apr 04, 2025•52 min•Season 6Ep. 176
Brian thinks GTA V has bugs. Jack reads The Real History of World War II by Daryl Cooper. Potential Marine is a wine thief. Speaking Tanya Hardingese. Jack reads Dolly Parton's memoir. A lump on the thyroid. An overly-thorough dentist. Possessing Lena Dunham antibodies. Jack reads Bouncy the Bunny.
Mar 27, 2025•52 min•Season 6Ep. 175
Jack tries to land sponsor Everything You Want To Know About Fran Drescher. Jack hurt his brain a lot. RIP longtime pal George "Space Ghost" Lowe. Brian helps people with dementia. Jack tries to land sponsor Madeline Albright. Jack tries to land sponsor Splax. qmpodcast.com
Mar 20, 2025•42 min•Season 6Ep. 174
An interview with two of the guys from DOGE. A very special time with Andrew Heaton, author of Tribalism Is Dumb: Where it Came From, How It Got So Bad and What to do About It. https://amzn.to/4bUFDxJ
Mar 13, 2025•41 min•Season 6Ep. 173
Jack auditions for Century 22. Jack's wife is a nervous host. Brian's wife has expectations. Joe Biden's talent agent. Jack auditions for Aristartled. The new Captain America. Jack auditions for Allahu Akhbar.
Feb 26, 2025•54 min•Season 6Ep. 172
Mouth noises. Jack reads for Frost & Fury. How to extort potential sponsors. Face tats for an edge. How to extort your college admissions. Jack reads for Justice Thomas. The Questionable Material Stock Market Report: Amazon, Proctor & Gamble, Merck. Jack reads for GroverClevelandBook. qmpodcast.com
Feb 04, 2025•51 min•Season 6Ep. 171
Jack auditions for WSB-TV. Interaction Night with David Muir. Brian's kid's college hunt. Jack reads for MSNBC. Time machine report from December 2025. Mega Executive Orders. Trump takes Cash App. Jimmy Carter's Superbowl Tribute. Jack reads for KCRG-TV. qmpodcast.com
Jan 23, 2025•52 min•Season 6Ep. 170
Brian won a Tony (Gioni). Convincing 18-29 year olds that murder is bad. Taylor Swift's Errors Tour. Jumpy Hawthorne's cadaver ligament. Hot women with speech impediments. German Christmas with a Jew Noodle. Betsy plays ping pong. qmpodcast.com
Jan 10, 2025•45 min•Season 6Ep. 169
Jack's testimonial for Paragard. Brian's in charge of fixing New York City's homeless problem. Jack's testimonial for The Carry Collective. Brian is advertising's Mister Christmas. Jack's testimonial for BetterHelp.com
Jan 03, 2025•48 min•Season 6Ep. 168
A Broadway musical by Questionable Material. Keep It Hush, Joe's Revenge, Don't Vote for That Guy, Election Night, Kamala's Lament, Pardon Me For Life, Remember Me . Original lyrics by Brian Sack. qmpodcast.com
Dec 19, 2024•18 min•Season 6Ep. 167
We're a little late, sorry. Brian's PDF Disaster. Brian ruins Jack birthday. Jack reads A Cat Named Gouda. Brian's Temu Pocket Constitution. Brian hired a rapierist. Jack reads The Old Stone . Brian's inventions. Jack reads Alira the Ranger . qmpodcast.com
Dec 10, 2024•1 hr•Season 6Ep. 166
Jack auditions for a Star Trek videogame. Brian's traumatic school memories. Jack auditions for the Elder Scrolls. Brian explains his screenplays: Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Kong vs. Godzilla , The Discover Card Movie , The Muppets go to Springfield . Jack auditions for Call of Duty 16.
Sep 26, 2024•56 min•Season 5Ep. 165
Jack auditions for Danger Horizon. Brian's selling a house. Slabadab gamed the happy arrangements. Random Amazon names. Jack auditions for Vader Returns. The Humpback of Notre Dame. BlueAnon friends. How the Secret Service gets the ladies. Jack auditions for Godzilla 2025.
Sep 10, 2024•59 min•Season 5Ep. 164
A most professional start. Jack reads for Golden Luck restaurant. Brian's lemonade/shellac stand. Octavius, the foster child. Humanitarian aid. Jack reads for Hershey's. Listing a home for sale. Afghan pre-nup. Jack reads for The Lawn Barber.
Aug 29, 2024•56 min•Season 5Ep. 163
Jack reads for a children's book. Anti-Zionist podcast school. Latinx ladies love Papi Brian. Very Special Ed. Jack reads for another children's book. The wife tours colleges. Brian runs Camp Falsehopes. The wife tours colleges. Sponsored by silent.partners.
Aug 09, 2024•52 min•Season 5Ep. 162
Jack auditions for The Spy. Brian's Hostile Environment Awareness Training. Chicken Auschwitz. Evading kidnap. Jack Auditions for Romeo & Juliet 2025. Hostile checkpoints. The Talk. Jack auditions for An American in London. Sponsored by silent.partners
Jun 01, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 5Ep. 161
Prestigious western stoning rocks. Six Flags at half mast. Extracting a Zionist from college. Mallet Monkeys. Death by vengeful salmon. Sponsored by Silent.Partners
May 24, 2024•52 min•Season 5Ep. 160
Nancy Lynn's Organic Bakery. Brian was gone because of a terrible thing that actually happened. Friends episodes you didn't know about. Top Golf. Gen Z boardgame adaptations. Hobby Lobby. RIP Damian. Sponsored by silent.partners
May 08, 2024•50 min•Season 5Ep. 159
Brian explains the accicental hiatus because Jack asked him to explain the accidental hiatus.
Apr 23, 2024•5 min
Colonoscopy woes. Rock-solid sponsor. Coloring books for kids. Brian's off to Cyprus. qmpodcast.com
Mar 20, 2024•45 min•Season 5Ep. 158
Obits. Pat Benetar. Jack's kids get assimilation tips. Sponsored by silent.partners qmpodcast.com
Mar 13, 2024•44 min•Season 5Ep. 157
Audition: The Albert R. Broccoli story. Waking up with the Helmuths. Tracing Jack's family's COVID origins. Audition: White House Memoir. A Very Unnecessary Rabbit Testing Facility. Audition: a serial killer's autobiography. Sponsored by Silent Partners. qmpodcast.com
Mar 06, 2024•51 min•Season 5Ep. 156
An ad for Silent Partners. Brian moved to Rivertownbergville. An ad for Silent Partners. Great new Californian laws. An ad for Silent Partners. qmpodcast.com
Feb 20, 2024•48 min•Season 5Ep. 155
Liberal Sects Chat. Comedy Jihad. Jack's a Half-Keller. Masai sneakers. Libertarian Sects Chat. Knights of Death. Silent Partners. Remigrating the unassimilated. Conservative Sects Chat. qmpodcast.com
Feb 02, 2024•50 min•Season 5Ep. 154
Movie Trailer auditions. Evil Canadian Truth and Reconcilition. Clinton Presidential Library exhibits. Sponsored by Silent Partners. qmpodcast.com
Jan 19, 2024•44 min•Season 5Ep. 153
Merry Christmas. No one reads these.
Dec 25, 2023•43 min•Season 5Ep. 152