Quick T: Trump BJ, Nicki Minaj MAGA, Friendsgiving

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Also in Gay, Trump is gay. Today in Transphobia, Nicki Minaj slammed for supporting Trump's anti-trans, anti-immigrant policies.

Today in what the fuck utah's oldest gay bar at risk as employees clash with owner over unionizing do any of you queens know about any of these things trump is gay i know that he is gay, did you guys hear that i heard it but i also didn't read it in like what was the context that he has blown some dude yeah that they're asking for photos of, that putin has of trump blowing someone named bubba putin has it yeah they're asking if if he has it so basically meaning

there are photos are he is he in the epstein files too putin i don't know well he is now because his name's in the epstein email yeah he's in them.

I don't know it's funny because then there's uh epstein's brother is trying to come out saying oh no Bubba is not Bill Clinton but it's like wouldn't you just like say that also if it was like you'd still try to cover it up because of course you're going to come after you and be like oh no now I have to backtrack because you're asking me, Like, I think it would, I mean, unless you think it's the horse, because everybody's also saying that Ghislaine Maxwell has a horse named Bubba.

So unless Donald Trump is having, giving a horse a blowjob, then I would think that it might be Bill Clinton. Wow. I mean, this got more juicier. Like, I didn't know about that part. No, that's funny. Yeah. That's what they're saying is that she has a horse named Bubba. But I don't know if that's true. And I mean, I do know that people call Bill Clinton Bubba. Yeah. I've known that even before this. Yeah. So it's kind of like, hmm?

And did you see that picture of him like trying to... But there's a lot of motherfuckers called Bubba. Yeah, but I feel like Bill Clinton, that is his nickname though. But like in the context of like the 1%, you know, it seems... Who's Bubba? It really minimizes the amount of Bubbas. It's not Bubba Sparks. Okay, my boy Bubba Sparks would never... My favorite part of this news story are all the memes that are coming from this.

Like, it's just perfection. Like I saw one where it's like about Bill Clinton at the president desk and it's like there's two presidents in this picture. Oh, yeah. Or the ones pitting Trump against Hillary. Oh, I know. Those are like fantastic. That's so sad. Oh, Internet. Oh, poor Hill. You always. It's a second time. Right. It's a second time. I mean, it's kind of bringing up the fact that everyone's kind of been like saying, oh, well, hello. It's not just been girls that have been victims.

It's been boys, too. which is true i mean i don't know this is crazy this whole shit is insane yeah when i first heard that though i was like what the fuck i was like is that true yeah that's wild i believe it i believe it too why wouldn't he be sucking dick right i feel like he probably sucked dick to become president, I mean, I probably feel like he probably sucked dick to enjoy it. Right? Like, I mean, is he bisexual? Probably. I don't want Trump as part of

our community. Can we just say that he did it for humiliation? Or like, to gain something? Right. Or like, to explore? I don't know.

I mean, it's all weird. Like a pledge or like a hazing. Yeah, like a hazing thing, right? Like, I've heard of like humiliation rituals. What do you think? Have you seen that picture of Bill Clinton wearing a dress that was in Epstein's house? No. What? What do you mean? I'm just so far removed. I'm like super deep into the Epstein lore. I'm really not. Okay, because I'm shocked at this Bubba and Horson. Yeah, there's like a... Just look it up. Just look up Bill Clinton in dress

painting, and it's like, it was going to pop right up. Somebody painted it? Yeah, I don't know who painted it, but it was in Jeffrey Epstein's house, I guess. So it's like, what? Why do you have a picture of him in a dress? Which is like, that's fine if you're wearing dresses. But in straight world, it's like, what's going on? That looks like the, like, Monica Lewinsky dress. Right? And then I was also reading in the emails that they had saved the dress.

Like, somebody in those weird circles has that dress. That Monica Lewinsky dress. Oh. That's wild. Right? Kind of gross. It's, ugh. Like, saving it as, like, an artifact. Right? I mean, it really is an artifact. I feel like I'm hearing, like, lots of, like, small media outlets. Like, people that you see on Instagram and TikTok and YouTube will talk about this. But, like, the real outlets aren't talking about that. I mean,

I don't think they ever would. I mean, well, I'm thinking about how when Bill Clinton got a blowjob in the Oval Office, like that was. That was a whole different time. You know what I mean? I mean, I guess things have changed. But the way that it was blasted, like it was like as if it was like O.J. Simpson murder trial. You know what I mean? But like this isn't getting like no one's even like going to like mention that it happened.

But I also feel like this is different because this situation of the Epstein files has the potential to like out and ruin like really rich, famous people. So I think they're going to try to protect that at all costs. Whereas a Bill Clinton situation was just him going down, you know. So, yeah, I see what you mean. I feel like all of these sex traffickers and rings and Diddy and him and him and her and all these people, that they just bust in separate little times.

I feel like they actually are just a part of the same giant circle. But they're just busting them separately and making it seem like they're all individual cases, as opposed to the real conspiracy that's real. It's like a big, sad, crazy conspiracy.

Fucked up world we live in yeah it is fucking crazy but i guess they probably also don't focus on it so much now because it's so much of the damaging information that they're waiting to focus on i'm assuming i don't know i don't really i mean all these people it's crazy that just i feel like everybody just knew all this shit was in these files and they're all just sitting on it And it's just like, okay. I mean, I can't even imagine what else is in there.

Exactly. This is already like, fuck. What the fuck? Right. You know? Just the shit that we're talking about. Yeah. That's what's going to happen. I don't think the world is prepared for the intensity of what's in those files either. No. And then also, like, is anything really going to even happen? No. Probably not. You know what I'm saying?

Just more salacious stories for us peasants to feast on. And speaking of Trump, I didn't know that Nicki Minaj was such a fan. Yeah, what a weirdo. I know, right? So Nicki Minaj appeared to endorse the White House use of her music last week. She reposted a TikTok clip touching the Trump administration anti-trans and anti-immigration agendas set to her 2012 single, Vavavoom.

The post shared by the White House Officially TikTok account earlier this week Shows three slides The first featured a color photo Of President Donald Trump From behind with the words 2025 would be my year, Superimposed over the image The third slide show a black and white photo Of Trump striding Toward the camera, With a list of his priorities and accomplishments, including no man in women's sport, criminal illegals are being deported, and world peace.

2025 has been our year. The post caption reads, all we needed was a new president. Minaj reposted the clip to her own official TikTok account. According to Entertainment Weekly, neither Minaj nor the White House has committed on her post. The Starship's rapper fans, however, are making their own disappointment known. Nicki Minaj being a transphobe was not on my 2025 bucket list, but I'm actually not surprised.

One X user post Nicki Minaj being an undocumented immigrant herself with the POC and a queer fan base. Shamelessly reposting xenophobe, transphobic, white supremacist propaganda. Another user wrote on X. She's really going out said, how are you an immigrant supporting this man? Another X user posted. She's weird as fuck.

Earlier this month, she took to X to express her gratitude that the administration had designated Nigeria a country of particular concern due to the alleged mass slaughter of Christians at the hand of radical Islamists and the West African nation and raged at a gay fan who criticized her. Minaj Post seems to have gotten the MAGA world attention on November 1st. United Nations ambassador Mike Waltz extending an invitation for the super bass rapper to speak with him at the U.S.

Embassy to the United Nations in New York. Excuse me, with Minaj responding that she would be honored. On November 3rd, the White House official TikTok account posted a video featuring clips of the president and the first lady, said to a viral mashup of Minaj, Bees and a Trap, and four non-blondes.

What's Minaj shared the post on X, writing the president and first lady of the United States of America, Barbz, I don't know which one of you uploaded this to the White House TikTok, but just know, unlimited backstage, gag city for life. I don't she for her to be a representative to go to the United Nations to speak on behalf of Christians being killed in Nigeria which is like not even happening right I'm pretty sure I don't know.

Your guess is better than mine cause I heard that I was like that is crazy, that's embarrassing that makes me think that she is so broke down at this point that she's got to get money from somewhere. And that's where she's got to get it. See, and that's what a lot of people speculate, too. It's like, either she's getting a big bag for this, or... Or she's expecting to get a big bag. Or she's really... On that train. Right, she's been a Trump supporter all this time. Which you, like, wouldn't be

shocked by, right? If you found out that was true? Because she seems like, I don't know. I just don't think that, like, you're just going to instantly become anti-trans and anti-immigrant, like, overnight, over a few weeks, right? Like, I think it's something that's very ingrained. And I feel it's probably something that she has probably harbored for a very long time. I mean, I don't know how she actually is in real life. Like, I don't know how friendly she is with gay people.

I know she has a lot of gay Barb fans.

Right. She makes a lot of money off the queer people. and like she's down to i guess have that and like not cuss out gay people i guess but like tolerance right but i don't i don't know how friendly she is with gay people like i don't know that she has a gay friend or whatever because i mean i don't follow her that's also true but also like i think she used to have like a like some of her stylist or her hairdress like her stylist hairstylist or whatever was a gay man because

i think they was like going back and for a couple of years ago about some kind of dispute or whatever. But that don't also mean that that's a friend. Because when she first came out, she was also pretending like she was bisexual, and like acting like, oh, I like girls, too. Oh, I don't know. Like, I feel like that's what she was doing, like, in the beginning of her career. Well, this what she's speaking out against is not being anti-gay.

She's anti-trans, anti-immigrant, which like if we the fact that you are also immigrant then you're anti-immigrant is also very mind-boggling. Like, I don't understand that disconnect. That's true. Like, unless she's just like, I mean, I don't, yeah, I don't know how you can have all those things. Be like, these is my accomplishments. And she's like, yeah, I support that. Go you, team Barb. We're gagged, girl. Yeah. I was gonna say, I don't know besides other than like,

I don't feel like her career is that hot anymore, right? That's true. I also feel like recently she's been a little like weird online, right? Like, I remember she announced her album date and then people weren't as excited. So she was like, fuck it, I'm not going to release my album then. She threw a tantrum online. That's so funny. I don't know. I just feel like, yeah, she kind of feels like a paranoid old king. She's like going crazy and like, girl, you had it, but then you fucked it up.

Lost it. Yeah. I don't know. Sorry, Nikki. Bigfoot ass bitch. Get up on a big foot. Get up on your good foot. Yeah. That's what helps him when you hate on people's dead mamas.

Oh, well. Any other gay news? What else is going on? Utah oldest bar is at risk of closing because of dispute the owner has with his employees because the employees want to unionize. So around Halloween, the employees decided to leave their jobs because the owner did not want to unionize. And actually, the owner fired someone who brought up the idea of the union and they had to hire them back because obviously that's illegal.

But the employer is saying that there's not enough people on staff to unionize and it's been closed since Halloween because of the government shutdown so like no one could be, seen because since they're trying to unionize they need to go through a certain protocol to do it when the government shut down that has not been possible yeah. Girl unionize your fucking employees right like it's gay owner it didn't say it was a gay owner or not It's just a gay bar.

And the owner was quoted saying, like, I never imagined, like, owning a bar, but I just saw the potential in this. And she bought it.

Interesting you know you can save your dream if you just let your people unionize you know i always say like if you don't have enough money to pay people a living wage you don't have enough money to open a business that's true that's literally capitalism everyone loves capitalism until it works against them right right or like if you don't have enough people to pay, pay them a living wage maybe you should have less employees and you should be

the one working that filling that spot girl i don't know what to tell you if i was oh if i had a fucking place. I would want to pay my employees a decent wage. Yeah. It would make me feel like a G. Mm-hmm. Like I am a pimp because I can support all these stupid hoes. Yeah. But no, you just want to give them pennies. Mm-hmm. Trash. Yeah. I mean, and if they're being treated well, there'll be no need for a union. There you go.

That's also true. Right? Maybe you should reflect on your business practices. Do some inner work.

A newly sworn in arizona representative adelita arrived in congress on wednesday with the message sharpened by grief political obstruction and a district left voiceless lgbtq plus rights democratic accountability and the fundamental civil liberties are non-negotiable yeah so she was quoted this is an abuse of power our democracy only works when everyone has a voice, our amer our american promise is under serious threat you tell them girl let's

see what else you say oh that's it they literally just like that doesn't seem very fiery yeah those are literally the quotes and it's literally just that lol well i mean you spoke out i'm not gonna be mad but but i mean i think someone needs to say that and and speak out for our rights because. Even when we elect our people to be in government, they tend to be a little hush-hush about queer rights. Yes, very so much. Very much so.

And I think, in all honesty, allies should be doing more of the heavy lifting in terms of fighting for our rights than queer people. It also feels like when it comes to queer rights, it's only talked to queer crowds about. When it's like, you should be bringing this up in front of straight crowds, which is the people who are the problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. It's like you're just preaching to the choir when you're telling the queers.

Exactly. Like, talk to the... Like, we already know. Yeah. Talk to the motherfuckers that need to be in the know. Like, we would like that, too. Like, I don't need to affirm my identity, bitch. You need to give me some rights. Thank you. Some protection. Some protections. Give me all the protection.

Any other gay news? What else is gay? there is a gay person who that i was trying a gay person from my past that i was trying to look up online that me and my friend were talking about and they had rebranded themselves like three times because i looked at their first like instagram that i remembered and then it said and it led to another instagram with a new name and they're like rebranding and then they went to that instagram

and they had moved on to a new persona after this already and then it was like they're on their third persona by now that's probably you need to look in the mirror type of situations, a trained professional professional i'm like what's your next life gonna be okay i mean but what did you do to need rebranding exactly right exactly like why did most motherfuckers only get rebranded when something shitty happened yeah right,

You don't rebrand when you're just an awesome motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? Like, who was that last bitch? That one that you convinced me that you were? Any other gay people? But speaking of, I've been watching, since you have been re-watching Desperate Housewives, I've been re-watching Noah's Ark. How is that? Good. But, you know, the black queer experience in L.A.

Has everybody's, you know. It takes place in L.A.? Mm-hmm. Oh. So it's interesting because the last time that I've seen it, they mentioned going to, like, so one of the guys, Noah, he's a writer and he was writing for this movie.

And the actor who's an england rapper is in the as a dl guy or closeted but he comes on to him and whatnot but they was going to a party in the hamptons and so happened they mentioned like oh we're going to this diddy party oh my god and i was like oh shit so diddy been it's been them parties has been partying since were they excited well it was like it was the industry so like you know he was a rapper but he was also in the closet or dl but that's funny

right so i just brought it up because i was like that was actually crazy because i guess strange if you would have that didn't age well you know what i'm saying you know what else didn't age well that i noticed is i was watching last christmas i was watching this like compilation of christmas cartoons from nickelodeon and in the little things in between the credits and whatever and they have like a celebrity talking Diddy was in one of those,

in the Nickelodeon little side credits, and I was like, ah! I was like gagged. I couldn't even watch Home Alone no more when that... Oh, Trump is in there? Oh. I'll just ignore it. Right. I can't let him ruin that. He's ruined everything else. That's true. I'll just see what other kind of gay news has been going on. Yeah. What does your gay Thanksgiving look like? Drinking and eating. And not even eating Thanksgiving type of food, just chilling and relaxing.

I'm actually low-key excited for Christmas season. What are you going to do? Yeah. I kind of, like, am excited to put up my Christmas decor and turn it into a winter wonderland. Because I watch a lot of YouTube, and last Christmas, I've been watching a lot of, like, I watch all these, like, 4K walking videos of, like, random cities. It basically tours you through a city. Yeah. And we were watching these ones of just, like, cities during Christmas time and the way that they decorate.

And they have, like, all these, like, cute little, like, Christmas markets. Oh, okay. In like European cities and it's like snowy and it's like all warmly lit and people are out there with their little like warm drinks and it's like lit up and it's so cute. I'm like, bitch, I want that. But we don't have snow, but we have rain. Could a big bear. Big bear. Big bear.

Have you ever been there for snow? Mm-hmm. That's where I usually go to check out the snow. I usually do like a little day snow trip to Big Bear. So I go out, find a little patch of snow, play in it for like... Two seconds. Yeah. All right. And then drive into the city and get some Indian food. So good. Perfection. Make your dirt snowman. Yes. Oh, he's so good. But I'm not doing anything for Thanksgiving.

Like, last year was the last time I celebrated it. And I'm just not interested in celebrating that holiday anymore. And I think people want to disguise it as other things like Friendsgiving. But, like, girl, that's the same shit. Like, you're still organizing around a holiday that is not historically accurate and has undertones of genocide, you know? But it was when the pilgrims and the Indians became friends. And they got along. And that was the last time. And they lived happily ever after,

remember? So it's going to inspire us to be multicultural, right? I appreciate Wednesday Addams' interpretation of Thanksgiving. Have you seen it? Mm-mm. So in the second Addams Family movie, they do Thanksgiving play, and she's one of the native princesses. Or native... Because princess is a colonial word. But anyway. Chief princess? Yes. Who was Pocahontas? A princess? But that's also very Disney. But anyway, so she decides to, like, attack the pilgrims. It's perfection.

I mean, let's just delete Thanksgiving. But on the same day, we'll just click add new event. It'll be discontinued from everything else. It's self-care weekend. Self-care weekend. Or self-care celebration. Or it could be, we can, we can, like, it could be, like, Christmas kickoff week. Yes, Christmas kickoff week. Yeah, that's when I started watching Christmas movies, getting in the Christmas spirit. Do you have any that you are excited to watch? Do you?

No, just whatever comes out. Whatever I see on the streaming devices. Whatever cheap little. Right, exactly. They all the same fucking story and outcome. With that white girl with that lame hair. No, I usually try to keep it to black and brown. I mean, I didn't, you know, I did see one that I am kind of excited to see because it's nostalgic, probably. Reese Witherspoon and... Alicia Silverstone. I was like, oh, okay, I see this motherfucker since Clueless. Let me see what this girl talk about.

I feel like she had got weird since Clueless, but we're gonna give her a second chance, I guess. Yeah. Well, we're gonna check it out. It's called X-Mas. I guess they like dealing with, like, you know, divorce. Cute. You know, America's favorite pastime. So, yeah, I'm excited to get it. That's the only way I can get in the Christmas spirit because, you know, that because we don't have snow. It's like not really wintery here. It's not really giving Christmas here. Right.

Yeah, I always have like a problem with that. It's not giving Christmas. It's just giving like hot. But also, I'm quite sure motherfuckers who do have Christmas like snow and shit, nobody's in the Christmas spirit, goddammit. Like look at the life. Everyone's in their phone calls. Right. Everything is like, it's not really giving thankful or grateful. I mean, right. It's either this or polar vortex.

The fuck? But I also think like the Christmas spirit is like, like I feel like in downtown, like where it's more like apartment setting, it's a lot harder to see the Christmas spirit. But like when you're out here and like the, the suburbs of Long Beach, whatever, like the north side, like Lakewood, where there's like more houses, you see Christmas everywhere. I see like Christmas decorations being thrown up on front lawns. Yeah, they're already up.

I just saw some on the right here. But that's it. These queens have had enough. Good night. Hey, y'all. Christoph here. And we just wanted to say thank you for all the love and support. But don't forget to go ahead and give us a five star review, a like, a heart, a comment. You know, they all have to podcast a lot from all of us here at the Queer LBC. We greatly appreciate you.