Quality Time with Family Ties - S5E20
S5E20 - "Band on the Run." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . It was 30 years ago today. Alex Keaton taught the band to play.

S5E20 - "Band on the Run." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . It was 30 years ago today. Alex Keaton taught the band to play.
S5E19 - "Battle of the Sexes." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . "Clip show?" More like "sh*t show."
S5E18 - "A Tale of Two Cities (Part 2)." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . I can call you "Cookie," and, Cookie, when you call me, you can call me "Axel."
S5E17 - "A Tale of Two Cities (Part 1)." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.
S5E16 - "Architect's Apprentice." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Steven Keaton is. The. Worst.
S5E15 - "Higher Love." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . When my professor swears that he is made of truth, I do believe him - though I know he lies.
S5E14 - "Oh, Brother (Part 2)." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . That we want to be put down - just like Old Shep.
S5E13 - "Oh, Brother (Part 1)." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Oh brother! We have another two-parter.
S5E12 - " My Mother, My Friend." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . "Scrabble?" more like "babble!"
S5E11 - "Paper Lion." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . They publish, we perish.
S5E10 - "High School Confidential." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . We ain't laughin'! A whole lotta learnin' goin' on!
S5E9 - "My Brother's Keeper." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . HAPPY 100TH EPISODE, EVERYBODY!
S5E8 - "The Big Fix." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . If it's broken, FIX IT!
S5E7 - "Mrs. Wrong, Part 2." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Two Mrs. Wrongs doesn't make a...compelling hour of television.
S5E6 - "Mrs. Wrong, Part 1." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Minstrel shows, Mallory, and Marriage.
S5E5 - "Beauty and the Bank." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Scott Jones has one job to do, and he doesn't do it.
S5E4 - "My Back Pages." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Flashbacks are always a bad idea.
S5E3 - "The Freshman and the Senior." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Skippy likes older women!
S5E2 - "Starting Over." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . It's so haaaaard to say "Goodbye" to "At this Momeeeeent!"
S5E1 - "Be True to Your Preschool." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . W. C. Fields was right.
S4E24 - "Paper Chase." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Season 4 came in like an Ellen and out like a...I don't even know.
S4E23 - "Once in Love with Elyse." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Europe? It's not a punchline.
S4E22 - "My Buddy." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Are you there, God? It's me, Steven.
S4E21 - "Teacher's Pet." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . HEY, TEACHERS' ASSISTANTS! LEAVE THOSE YOUR-GIRLFRIENDS ALONE!
S4E20 - "Art Lover." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . about Art. Time. Lovers...
S4E18 - "A Word to the Wise." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . about ourselves.
S4E17 - "Engine Trouble." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Bob Costanzo desperately needed his SAG insurance paid.
S4E16 - "Checkmate." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . The only winning play is not to watch.
S4E15 - "Fool for Love." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . I...We...Nothing! I have nothing to say!
S4E14 - "Where's Poppa?" Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Poppa's back in town!