Instead of torturing themselves with a shark movie, Dustin & Logan are shaking it up with freewheeling conversation about a few different topics in an episode they're calling SharkTopicFest! Don't worry though. They're not straying too far and still sampling an Oktoberfest beer. Firestone & Walker's Oaktoberfest keeps them company as they rank they're favorite sharks, discuss which bad shark movie they've covered had the most potential, and create a new hit cartoon about sharks! They als...
Oct 29, 2022•52 min
Logan & Dustin are still getting into the swing of Sharktoberfest. Sadly, this episode's beer Hold My Pretzel by Single Speed Brewing isn't quite helping to set the tone. The film however takes things in an interesting direction as it asks the question, "what if Freddy Krueger was a shark?" The SYFY original film, Nightmare Shark is a dream hopping thriller starring the Rookie of the Year, a guy who is not F. Murray Abraham, and some inconsistent southern accents. The boys also revisit Oktob...
Oct 19, 2022•1 hr 27 min
Sharktoberfest 3 gets off to a rocky start with a shark movie starring Stephen Baldwin and an egregious amount of stock footage. Shark in Venice is an Indiana Jones-like treasure hunting adventure where nothing exciting happens and no part of it was actually shot in Venice. Oh, and there's sharks, too. Luckily, Logan and Dustin have Dimensional Brewing's Gordonfest to keep them company as they attempt to breakdown a movie that seems to be made up of footage from other movies. Dustin also has a #...
Oct 11, 2022•1 hr 26 min
It's that magical time of year again when our hosts watch shark movies and sample Oktoberfest beers and test their sanity! Welcome to the third annual Sharktoberfest! To kick things off, Dustin and Logan are watching the unattainable standard of shark movies and arguably one of the greatest films in cinema history, Jaws! Paired with this master work is another high watermark in the show's canon, Schell's Oktoberfest. So grab your favorite festbier and watch along with the wild, wet men of podcas...
Oct 04, 2022•2 hr 4 min
The boys are trying something different and talking about the recently dropped teaser for HBO's adaptation of the Last of Us, Dustin and Logan's favorite video game. Does it look any good? Are they excited? Is this anything? Better listen to find out. Link to the teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBRRDpQ0yc0&t=1s
Sep 29, 2022•12 min
Logan and Dustin are back with another episode of One & Done, the show where they talk about a television series that only lasted for a single season and they only have time it takes for them to finish a single drink. They're cheating a little bit by covering the Netflix limited series, Midnight Mass, but they make the rules, so...oh well. They do a deep dive of what they liked about the show and enjoy reliving the story all while sipping on a glass of Bourbon Barrel Cabernet Sauvignon from ...
Sep 28, 2022•1 hr 10 min
The boys are trying something different as they talk about two different franchises with big installments this year: Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness and Stranger Things season 4. Both are about alternate dimensions, young girls with super powers, and general fan service. Dustin and Logan tackle them in separate sections (time codes below) and sample Goose Island's Neon Beer Hug IPA. Logan is also sampling something else that has him super dialed in! Enjoy the madness! 0:00 - Cold open/b...
Sep 22, 2022•2 hr 13 min
It's the official end of Sharktoberfest's big, hot, nasty, sopping wet summer and the sharks and heat are colliding with Robert Rodriguez's The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D! Dustin and Logan sip on some Arnold Palmer Spiked as they try to figure out how the hell to even talk about this kids' movie where everything might be dream but also maybe nothing is. It's confusing. They also suggest some superhero films that aren't DC or Marvel properties, have a little wrap-up discussion abo...
Sep 16, 2022•1 hr 33 min
Logan is in fact a stand up comedian and has some shows coming up. It would be ideal if people came to them. Ticket links below! Sept. 9th & 10th - Goonie's Comedy Club - Rochester, MN http://gooniescomedy.com/ Sept. 17th - Music Man Squate - Mason City, IA https://checkout.square.site/buy/CXE6WABUD25BWH2EG3WVPQDE Last episodes of the hot, wet summer coming out this week!...
Sep 04, 2022•8 min
Dustin and Logan have watched some movies that involve volcanoes, but now they're watching a documentary ABOUT volcanoes...kind of. They watch Werner Herzog's Into the Inferno, a film about the role volcanoes play in certain cultures, including being the home of a volcano god that seems to just be some guy. The eccentric writer/director/narrator himself stops by to tell the boys how pointless everything is. Then, Logan talks about Sharcano, a movie that is surprisingly a documentary about the co...
Aug 21, 2022•1 hr 43 min
We warned you that this was gonna be a super hot and wet summer. Logan and Dustin ogle some big sweaty hunks as they discuss the Steven Soderbergh film, Magic Mike; starring Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey, and a bunch of other meat boys. They drink some Camp Shandy Shore Lemon from Topling Goliath and chase that with some Mike's Hard Lemonade (do you get it?). And then in the Special Features segment, Logan rants against Fireball and the boys pick out their strip persona and routine. CONTEN...
Aug 12, 2022•1 hr 37 min
Here's the bonus features segment from the White Fire episode that was cut since walking through the movie was exhausting enough. Logan & Dustin decided to just recommend a few heist movies that had actual heists in them and didn't focus on the main character wanting to date their sister (listen to the full episode for context).
Aug 05, 2022•26 min
The steamy summer continues with White Fire, a heist movie that is sort of about a diamond that burns to the touch, but mostly about an incredibly uncomfortable romance plot. And all earthly laws are thrown out the window because Dustin and Logan are drinking White Claws! The boys grapple with their feelings on hard seltzers while grappling with a gross and utterly confusing film. Hang on for dear life!
Aug 03, 2022•1 hr 23 min
Dustin & Logan are returning to familiar waters with a ridiculous shark movie! Sand Sharks came out in 2012 but all the characters are social-distancing like it was 2020. It also refreshingly rips off a few different movies that have been covered on this very pod. And speaking of water, the boys sample a beer made with cactus water that has a needlessly convoluted name: Shiner's TexHex Bruja's Brew IPA. Ridiculous beer name for a ridiculous movie. Everything's ridiculous over here!
Jul 14, 2022•1 hr 59 min
Logan and Dustin are continuing their wet hot summer by watching Wet Hot American Summer! And joining them for this absurdist summer camp comedy are past guests and friends of the show, Caleb Woodley and Steve Wunderlich ! These four fellas talk about what makes this comedy work so well and invent their own summer camps. Watch along to simulate your own summer sleepover! *To sync with the movie, press play on this commentary after the Universal logo has fully faded to black....
Jul 06, 2022•1 hr 36 min
Big Hot Summer continues with a film that features more fire, but this time it's coming out of a dang lizard's mouth! Dustin & Logan watched the dragon apocalypse movie, Reign of Fire. A film starring a pre-Batman Christian Bale, a crazy and wet-eyed Matthew McConaughey, and not near as many dragons as it should've! Oh, and also Gerard Butler. The Wet Hot Boys of Summer give the film a thorough examination and then try to name the best dragons of cinema. They also drink Psuedo Sue from Toppl...
Jun 29, 2022•1 hr 43 min
The wet, hot summer series continues with the Dante's Peak rival in the lava wars of 1997, Volcano! Tommy Lee Jones and Anne Heche try to save Los Angeles from an impending volcanic eruption and all while having zero chemistry! Dustin and Logan break down the film while sampling Toppling Goliath's Pompeii Mosaic IPA and then dig into who they believe to be the top magma motion picture of the 90s! They also discuss Stranger Things, Roland Emmerich (again), and what their lava-spewing superhero pe...
Jun 21, 2022•1 hr 39 min
The hot, hot summer is rolling along with a film about a volcano that hurls lava, fire, acid, and bridges at a quiet Washington town called Dante's Peak. Luckily, James Bond and Sarah Conner are there to...witness it, I guess. Logan and Dustin witness this film while sampling two different flavors from Leinenkugel's Summer Variety Pack. Other things discussed are The Kids in the Hall, Minx, movies that scream summer, and some badassery on and around Mount St. Helens.
Jun 15, 2022•1 hr 40 min
To kick off Sharktoberfest's Hot Wet Summer, the boys are dipping back into the swamp with their commentary for one of last year's favorite movies AND Shark Madness champ, Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre! So grab a drink and some peaches and beans and watch along with Dustin and Logan as they relive their favorite moments from this piece of silly swamp cinema! Also, is anyone in this movie even named Shawn? *Press play on this commentary after the "CineTel Films" logo has completely faded to ...
Jun 11, 2022•1 hr 24 min
Your Sharks of Summer (Logan & Dustin) are here to announce a special theme for the summer! Listen to this minisode to hear all the deets and then go prepare yourself for a hot, HOT summer!
Jun 10, 2022•15 min
Our Moonfall episode was originally VERY long. Like, damn near 3 hours. So, after chiseling it down, we still had a fun bonus features segment where we go through Roland Emmerich's filmography and try to determine our favorite film, BUT Independence Day is off the table. There's also plenty of other tangents because of course there is.
Jun 07, 2022•30 min
This episode was originally recorded back in February after freshly seeing Moonfall at the theater. (This is the episode that Logan and Dustin have been teasing for a while. Was this a worthwhile reveal? We bet not!). The boys, still giddy from the theatergoing experience, sip on some Zoltan by Exile Brewing while they attempt to explain Roland Emmerich's latest movie in which major cities get leveled by natural or extraterrestrial (this time it's both!) forces of destruction. Also, the moon is ...
Jun 05, 2022•1 hr 29 min
It's another edition of One & Done and the boys are cheating a little bit by covering the recent miniseries, Pam & Tommy. But the beer choice is quite apt because it is from Exile Brewing's One and Done series! The Tres Leches Milk Stout is the companion beer while Logan and Dustin discuss the Hulu series that could've come off like one of those old unauthorized tv movie biographies, but instead, it's quite good...
May 26, 2022•50 min
The Requin is a new film starring Alicia Silverstone that claims to be a shark movie, but is really just a strange relationship/survival drama that quickly devolves into utter nonsense. It's also the worst thing Logan and Dustin have ever seen. They reluctantly discuss it while sampling three beers from Surly's Unusual Suspects variety pack. Then, to distance themselves from such a harrowing experience, they go rogue with a Star Wars themed shot segment, and wrap up by each recommending 3 random...
May 19, 2022•1 hr 59 min
We're back with another episode of One & Done! It's the show where we talk about a television series that only lasted one season and we only have the amount of time it takes for us to drink a single beer. This time we're talking about the Outsider, HBO's adaptation of the Stephen King novel that had pretty good viewership when it premiered in 2020, but was not renewed for a second season. We have some conflicting feelings about it and have a little conflict between ourselves when it comes to...
May 10, 2022•50 min
The (singular) Batman (the only one ever made) is now on HBOMax and the moist movie men have watched it! It's a pulpy noir film in which a brooding costumed vigilante walks into rooms and...just kinda talks to people. There's murders, too. Did I mention the brooding? Anyway, there's some cool shit in it too and the boys discuss it while sampling Firestone Walker's Merlin Nitro Milk Stout. They also get into the current state of superhero movies, other ways to adapt Batman, and pitch a sitcom set...
May 04, 2022•1 hr 28 min
Dustin and Logan are back with a movie that may not have sharks in it, but at least it's still pretty wet. They watched 1997's Anaconda, a film in which Jon Voight inexplicably plays a man from Paraguay that has a Cajun accent. Oh, also, there's a big snake. Our moist movie men discuss this slice of serpentine cinema while sipping on Potosi's Snake Hollow IPA. They also dig into what's fact and fiction about anacondas, chat about the Dropout on Hulu, and do maybe their dumbest "shot" segment yet...
Apr 28, 2022•2 hr 1 min
Logan and Dustin are here with the post-competition breakdown of Shark Madness 2. They look back on how it all played out, what they might do differently next year, and they announce the winner of the bracket competition! They also spend time chatting about what they've recently watched, what they're looking forward to watching, and sample Peace Tree Brewing Co.'s Templeton Red. Complete Bracket: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_2QCLyxpe3xzs-KB59fo-SFstDkoHyCq1474L6zxv2c/edit?usp=sharing Mov...
Apr 06, 2022•58 min
Here it is. The ultimate shark will be chosen. Will brute strength conquer all, or can it be bested by hyper intelligence? Will a shark powered by the dark arts dominate the competition, or will it be vanquished by the power of Christmas? Is there strength in numbers or is the only true strength that of the elements? Water, air, land, peaches, beans; it's a battle of the elements as our hosts dive into the deep end to select the victor of the ultimate aquatic bloodsport. They also get pretty dru...
Mar 31, 2022•1 hr 13 min
The most exciting competition in sports is finally here! SHARK MADNESS!!! It's the ultimate championship of head-to-head, shark v. shark action! Commentators and analysts Logan Nielsen and Dustin Pixley are here to walk you through the competition of battles between sharks from movies they've covered on the pod! In this part 1 of 2, they build and seed the bracket and kick it all off with the first round of face-offs! They also sample Revolution Brewing's A Little Crazy Bengo-Style Pale Ale (the...
Mar 24, 2022•1 hr 15 min
