Well today is International Hummus Day, top gun day, beer mile day, and cough drop day. All these sound good actually. I actually want to try to run a beer mile. Okay you walk like if what if you like if you get tired. I know I know what a beer mile is so I am. Oh no, she just sold it, she just sold it right there. It is beer mile. A beer mile is where you run, you're running a mile and you stop in that certain points, chugging a beer. Why beer mile? You fit in a run one?
Well my run club loves to drink as does any run club and I don't know if I want to participate. I do, but I know it's going to be a weekend ruiner. And is this weekend? Uh yes. Nah, I said I wish I could partake in it. So do we. Yeah I'd love to see you do a run. Oh I would do it but my boss hasn't given me your boss will be there watching. My boss hasn't given me any time off. Which boss is that? Her name is Miss Reed. I personally think you should call her and let's get this done.
I will come out and watch you run my man. It would be fun. That would be so fun. But it's supposed to be a race. Oh I don't care about my time. I just want to be able to. Oh yeah, be sure to be able to. I just want to be able to. Mr. No Nees himself. Okay he didn't run. Run from the barrel to the kitchen. Messing with me. Oh listen. I'll get new needs to be your ass.