Well look who's here. I wanna know Lee and Gleason. Good morning! Good morning, dude. How is everybody? We are good. We're glad you're here. I'm glad to be here. I miss it. When you said you'd be here Tuesday, we went... Yeah, yeah. That's what I figured, that's why I didn't call you guys, because I figured if he doesn't show up, it's gonna be Blasty in day, so I set my alarm for like four. Terry, you're probably gonna really love this.
I have, when I stopped drinking the last time, I had to fill my time with something, so I discovered auctions, like real legitimate auctions. And that's where this was going. Well, I had to have a, you know, a sinister hobby somewhere. So there's a big auction house here in Dallas. They're very well known, and they were doing... This guy was auctioning off his like TV and movie collection of different stuff that he had. And a lot of it was really cool, but it was way out of my price range.
So it's like gambling. And so I got on for Conan O'Brien at one point had a life-size pinata on his stage. Like with a person in it, like a pinata suit. Yeah. And I was bidding back and forth with this guy, and then this guy bailed, and I'm like, "Oh crap!" Because you're on another pinata. Is that the rush? Is the bidding back? Yeah, the bidding is the rush. But he'll be getting the merchandise. So full my god, 50 bucks later. Oh my god! I have this Conan O'Brien pinata suit.
Dude, I'm telling you, is it bestec? My wife said I've never been closer to divorcing you than that minute, and she was not kidding.