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I Have Bad Shirts

Jun 16, 20252 min
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Episode description

TODAY on the show we started off with some Dad Jokes. We also played a bunch of phone calls from the 24 hour hotline. We talked about what plans we have going on for the weekend. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We all took turns rating each other on our looks and personalities. Dee told us about how he got his nickname "Lie Boy." We also got comedian Bruce Baum and Slo Motion to join us for SPORTS PICKS! 


MONDAY on the show we announce our Sports Picks winner! Plus Mr. Skin, Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool!


CLIP OF THE DAY:  I Have Bad Shirts 

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What did Nala say to Simba in bed?
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It's Nala.
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Nala.
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Whatever it is.
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What did Nala say to Simba in bed?
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Musasa.
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Um.
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Yeah, pretty close.
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Mufasa.
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Mufasa.
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Mufasa.
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[LAUGHTER]
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My god.
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Mufasa.
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Mufasa.
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By the way.
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Mufasa.
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[SPLATCH]
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Ew.
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I got a dirty one, but I can't tell it.
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I have to wait to Monday on Sunday.
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It is, I like it, it's hilarious.
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No, I can't.
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Do it.
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The whole thing would have to be dumped.
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That sucks.
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Yeah.
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I would have to hit 10 or 10.
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Why don't you even bring it up?
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Now we're sad.
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I'm glad you were saying that--
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30 jokes on Monday on Sunday.
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You just ruined the show, and it's like--
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Yeah, it wasn't.
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--I can't.
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--show destruction right there.
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Thanks a lot.
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You're right, setting.
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Yes.
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Dirty.
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I'm not going to get over it.
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I wasn't.
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Still in-- still in.
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I wasn't.
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I told you yesterday I wouldn't be.
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[SPLATCH]
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It makes strong, D. I'm on your side.
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Thank you.
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I'm not.
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Unfortunately, we can't see you.
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I'm sorry, he sent me up to you.
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I didn't say that.
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You guys think I six minutes into a clans,
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and he's running these jokes.
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I ran him before.
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He runs him, too.
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We don't care.
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We're all bound--
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Oh, no.
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I wouldn't run him if you wouldn't run him.
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Oh, god.
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Oh, god.
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Oh, god.
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Oh, god.
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OK, well, let's do that.
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The slate is clean right now.
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What if the first person that makes a bad joke loses a point?
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I got him with that.
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OK.
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So many times, he comes in--
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He comes in.
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He comes in here with a shirt that can't go all the way down
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over his belly, and I don't say nothing.
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Well, I have bad shirts.
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No, you don't.
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You've got a bad belly.
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I have bad shirts.
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I have bad shirts.
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I have bad shirts.
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I have bad shirts.
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OK, you know what?
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I've got to get you down.
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That's a great excuse.

Transcript

,000 --> 00:00:03,240

What did Nala say to Simba in bed?

,240 --> 00:00:04,360

It's Nala.

,860 --> 00:00:05,700

Nala. Whatever it is.

,700 --> 00:00:07,920

What did Nala say to Simba in bed?

,920 --> 00:00:09,420

Musasa.

,420 --> 00:00:10,420

Um.

,420 --> 00:00:11,680

Yeah, pretty close.

,680 --> 00:00:12,420

Mufasa.

,920 --> 00:00:13,920

Mufasa. Mufasa.

,920 --> 00:00:17,160

[LAUGHTER]

,160 --> 00:00:18,160

My god.

,160 --> 00:00:19,160

Mufasa.

,160 --> 00:00:20,160

Mufasa.

,160 --> 00:00:21,160

By the way.

,160 --> 00:00:22,160

Mufasa.

,160 --> 00:00:23,200

[SPLATCH]

,200 --> 00:00:25,080

Ew.

,080 --> 00:00:27,160

I got a dirty one, but I can't tell it.

,160 --> 00:00:29,800

I have to wait to Monday on Sunday.

,800 --> 00:00:32,160

It is, I like it, it's hilarious.

,160 --> 00:00:33,040

No, I can't.

,540 --> 00:00:35,000

Do it. The whole thing would have to be dumped.

,000 --> 00:00:36,000

That sucks.

,000 --> 00:00:37,000

Yeah.

,000 --> 00:00:38,000

I would have to hit 10 or 10.

,000 --> 00:00:39,000

Why don't you even bring it up?

,000 --> 00:00:40,000

Now we're sad.

,000 --> 00:00:41,000

I'm glad you were saying that--

,000 --> 00:00:42,480

30 jokes on Monday on Sunday.

,480 --> 00:00:44,360

You just ruined the show, and it's like--

,360 --> 00:00:45,360

Yeah, it wasn't.

,360 --> 00:00:47,320

--I can't. --show destruction right there.

,320 --> 00:00:48,160

Thanks a lot.

,160 --> 00:00:49,600

You're right, setting.

,600 --> 00:00:50,100

Yes.

,600 --> 00:00:52,760

Dirty. I'm not going to get over it.

,760 --> 00:00:53,280

I wasn't.

,280 --> 00:00:54,440

Still in-- still in.

,440 --> 00:00:55,360

I wasn't.

,360 --> 00:00:56,840

I told you yesterday I wouldn't be.

,840 --> 00:00:58,840

[SPLATCH]

,840 --> 00:01:01,280

It makes strong, D. I'm on your side.

,280 --> 00:01:02,560

Thank you.

,560 --> 00:01:04,480

I'm not.

,480 --> 00:01:05,760

Unfortunately, we can't see you.

,760 --> 00:01:12,960

I'm sorry, he sent me up to you.

,960 --> 00:01:13,960

I didn't say that.

,960 --> 00:01:20,680

You guys think I six minutes into a clans,

,680 --> 00:01:22,840

and he's running these jokes.

,840 --> 00:01:24,880

I ran him before.

,880 --> 00:01:25,720

He runs him, too.

,720 --> 00:01:26,560

We don't care.

,560 --> 00:01:27,360

We're all bound--

,360 --> 00:01:28,120

Oh, no.

,120 --> 00:01:30,280

I wouldn't run him if you wouldn't run him.

,280 --> 00:01:31,280

Oh, god.

,280 --> 00:01:32,280

Oh, god.

,280 --> 00:01:33,280

Oh, god.

,780 --> 00:01:35,640

Oh, god. OK, well, let's do that.

,640 --> 00:01:37,760

The slate is clean right now.

,760 --> 00:01:40,320

What if the first person that makes a bad joke loses a point?

,320 --> 00:01:41,320

I got him with that.

,820 --> 00:01:44,360

OK. So many times, he comes in--

,360 --> 00:01:45,360

He comes in.

,360 --> 00:01:49,680

He comes in here with a shirt that can't go all the way down

,680 --> 00:01:51,800

over his belly, and I don't say nothing.

,800 --> 00:01:52,880

Well, I have bad shirts.

,880 --> 00:01:53,520

No, you don't.

,520 --> 00:01:54,760

You've got a bad belly.

,760 --> 00:01:56,560

I have bad shirts.

,560 --> 00:01:57,560

I have bad shirts.

,560 --> 00:01:58,560

I have bad shirts.

,560 --> 00:01:59,560

I have bad shirts.

,560 --> 00:02:00,400

OK, you know what?

,400 --> 00:02:01,840

I've got to get you down.

,840 --> 00:02:04,040

That's a great excuse.

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