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I found out last night I have three years worth of stories.
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- Oh, I'm--
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- Just on my life.
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I went to tell Rhonda's story and she's like,
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"Yeah, I know.
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Yes, I've heard that."
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Yeah, you told me that one before.
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You know?
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Oh, my wife even made that too.
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And I was like, "Okay, I gotta come up with stuff to talk about."
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- I just embellish it next time.
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(laughing)
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You gotta go out and have a life.
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So what was the story that you overtold apparently?
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- About one of my exes.
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- Oh, maybe she's just tired of hearing about the exes.
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- Well, I don't talk about the exes a lot.
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- Okay, even once this too much, I'm sorry.
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- Is it?
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Okay.
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But it was part of the conversation.
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It was part of the conversation she started.
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And I was finishing.
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- Okay.
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- I laughed 'cause I went through that years ago
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and then I realized, okay, there's certain stories
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that can be reminisced upon.
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I knew it was over for certain stories with me and slow motion
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and Lisa around my wife.
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- Oh yeah.
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- And she let me have it one night
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after he left the house and went to the hotel.
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She was like, "I'm sick of damn tired of that!"
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- "Mimilin' a time, mimilin' a time, mimilin' a time,
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mimilin' a time that girl, mimilin' a time this girl."
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I don't wanna hear that, babe.
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- I'm like, "Okay, babe, I'm sorry.
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I got you, I'm sorry."
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It won't have a no more.
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But I didn't have time to tell slow motion.
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So like a couple of days later,
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we were sitting there, he was drinking on a bin.
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He just said, "Hey, the van, man,
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you remember that time that girl?"
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I'm like, "Oh, no."
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(screaming)
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- No. - I can't give it any more, I can't sign.
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Grimmin' that time, remember that time.
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'Cause I ain't had time to tell him,
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"Hey, man, we need a chill out on that."
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(laughing)
