This episode contains: Civil War spoilers, history, googling the Civil War, punishments from the bonus show, quiz about Civil War, more Civil War spoilers, copper heads, Democrats, free blacks, still fighting for equality, Steven went to a softball game, serious girls, shit field, gender inequality, little league vs. softball, instant feminist, Dorst is all in on softball, Drunk in a 20’s movie, artificial mounds, what happened to Nipomo softball, is Dorst going to be on the board? Small town po...
May 17, 2016•1 hr 9 min
This episode contains: Steven in still on the phone, not used to the new studio, the guys are fat now, Dorst is meh, Dorst takes his pants off, Dorst’s dick, Elasta Girl, Dorst asks Steven a question, cartoon porn, BBS, we need a dial up sound, old computer tech talk, bit map porn, How fast can Dorst get porn? Dorst play by play of porn, hentai, Dropping Loads, What race is Pouch? Floppy disks, boobies, wet, Sears catalog, Steven wacked it as his grandparents house, special things, calling durin...
May 10, 2016•1 hr 9 min
This episode contains: Steven sounds like he is on thephone,kick ass intro, shitty rappers, interrupted by Periscope,it’s beena long time since we recorded, Steven’s angry, Devongot married, we got a house, #BenBusy, softball recap, 0% of0%,Steven in Santa Cruz, The Boardwalk, no one trusts Steven’sdirections, Five Guys, Iota is back, Steven is mean, Stevengets cold, ponchos, hot tub time, suits on, wedding recap, offschedule, Steven hates public speaking, dropping therings,Dorst’s tab, tonguing...
May 03, 2016•1 hr 6 min
This episode contians: Last show in Dorst’s old house, Dorst is getting a sound board, get ready for a quality show, double recording, something happened on Reel Stupid, time travel is hard, insurance money, Dorst gets mad, no recording, you can’t recreate the show, new format for RSP, gun safety course, random guns on the street, Steven thinks guns are scary, Steven’s gun story, CJN doesn’t know about video stores, Steve breaks shit, box of SD cards, Steven and a girl, Britney Murphy was in cha...
Apr 26, 2016•1 hr 7 min
This episode contains: Joined by Special Bachelor Party Guest Devon Craft, going on hikes, walking the Road of Souls, the highest point in San Francisco, starting the story at the end, doing illegal things, buying drugs, Dorst’s heavy shoes, Steven keeping tabs on Devon’s drunk, getting lost looking for the hotel, Dorst almost locking Steven out if the hotel, Lawless and Dorst had words while one of them was screaming into the night, the possibility of walking through tunnels, Steven was missing...
Apr 19, 2016•1 hr 2 min
This episode contains: A blown his intro, Popsicle in a Sailor Jerry’s rum drink, forgotten music clips, Allie vs Ali, Floating Butterflies and Stinging Bees, Cassius Marcellus Clay Jr., Producer Clint, a man who was twitter before there was twitter, Viet Nam and suspension, #AliLife, office March Madness bracket wins, explaining odds, gambling, Fantasy Football, return of the Mark Anelli drinking game, the winnings are already spent, Devon has to throw up down, there is going to be a bachelor p...
Apr 12, 2016•1 hr 31 min
This episode contains: Numbering, worst fears, ass-blowout, too may kids, keys and cars, softball, kids sports, remembering codes, Apple and the FBI, Steven helps his grandma, Ben and weed, cool teachers, Steven buys a new car, Steven inconveniences his parents, Steven prefers to be inside or is just lazy, building outdoor furniture, even more Criminal Justice Nick, jail bait issues, Vladimir, we don’t know the people we’re talking about, visual aids, allowing fans on the show?, PBS is “The Big ...
Apr 05, 2016•1 hr 22 min
This episode contains: Dumb bits, Steven has hand, foot and mouth, Ben wants a rewind, Parvo, shaking in bed, poison oak, calls to the county, Martine is going to hate Dorst, recap of the birthday party, Emily is patient zero, spending time with Dorst, Dorst’s dad, Jesus, hard work praying to the Lord, Dorst’s house, “I like girls cause they’re squishy”, Dorst has issues, Steven is distracted, NSFW, The Chive, Dorst’s family, Dorst’s house some more, drinking in the backyard, home inspections, s...
Mar 29, 2016•1 hr 17 min
This episode contains: Still numbering, talking at the same time, Dorst bought a house, escrow, writing more checks, house nerd, FHA loans, first time home buyer, on air lights, going to the Dorst’s, selling heaters, HVAC, weather talk, house rules, bounce house place, check ups, people are bigger now, shots, Bubba tried to escape, Bubba’s evaluation, interview, Steven is happy, people are crazy, the Delmarva, the triangle, accents, kick ass bow shop, more nicknames, conspiracy theories, Bigfoot...
Mar 22, 2016•1 hr 22 min
This episode contains: Dorst was sick, different colors of green, Jon is doing a bit, Jon finally breaks character, Horrible Gamerz, social anxiety, getting outside of your comfort zone, Jon’s guests, living in Fresno, Jon’s not Canadian, the age podcast, how did you find us? Jon’s day job, steam cleaning, rewinding, graffiti, thug life, Jon’s dream, good radio, the magic of editing, we should go on Horribly Awkward, daylight saving, rapid fire questions, good bits, sweeping up poop, wacky bits,...
Mar 15, 2016•1 hr 40 min
This episode contains: Steven is OCD, Let it Go, not getting our emails responded to, big time, new show on the network, Canadian? “aboot”, Horribly Awkward Podcast, Ludwig from Germany, bonus show “recap”, VerbalVerkehr, Reel Stupid fan number 99, fits in where it get in, stinky arm pits, having Ludwig back on the show, Reddit show, 50,000 downloads, regular Monday show, impact of our show, , CJN email where we draw the line, categories, Steven has a half brother, what’s possible, Steven makes ...
Mar 08, 2016•1 hr 18 min
This episode contains: We are secretive, full loads, emails, vaccinations work, promiscuity, Dorst was a slut, sowing your royal oats, Coming to American, ball washing, Arsenio Hall, America is stupid, Europe loves boobs, Wire fi, remote internet dicks, Dorst loves English DJ’s, VR is coming, Google cardboard, simulated movie theaters, we are in the time of creation, secret millionaires, buying cellphones is boring, who our cellphone carriers are, Dorst is old, modular phones, what are we drinki...
Mar 01, 2016•1 hr 23 min
This episode contains: Episode number podcast, terrible podcasts, Matt doesn’t listen, dirty talk, heavy sandwiches, Guy Fieri, man buns, Dorst has pretty hair, Steven won’t party at Devon’s party, Steven leaving church, going to mass, chess jokes, Deadpool, game changers, Wolverine, comic books are screwed up, Disney has been on a good run, Star Wars teaser trailer, how we think Episode 8 should start, Star Wars Rebels, nose blowing, bonus shows, things Steven said, Dorst gets mad, Oreo cookie ...
Feb 23, 2016•1 hr 9 min
This episode contains: We’re still having episode confusion, naming numbers with names, voting with your ears, we have a strong twitter core, shout out to @NjoyMyTeaBag our new #1 fan and Amish truck driver, there are beards and there are jew-fro beards, we love Tea-Bag Garrett’s Batman pedophile shirt, Julia’s sneezes sound like crying, cartoon sized TVs and video games on floors, Iotaman sends Ben trifling Periscopes, can you put weed smoke in your butt and get high?, pulling back the meat cur...
Feb 16, 2016•1 hr 15 min
This episode contains: Steven is screwed up, Steven is sick, drinking tea, white tea, Steven doesn’t understand flavor profiles, Steven can’t focus, tea jokes, Down with the Sickness, lead singer for Pantera, Steven’s brain doesn’t work, white middle class males, Steven didn’t try hard, The WarPod interview, warlockentertainmentsystems.com, nicknames, Zach turns the interview on us, going blind, brew pubs, bad beers, naked twister, naked Tuesdays, more nicknames, home brewing, alcohol aversion, ...
Feb 09, 2016•1 hr 32 min
This episode contains: Big dog in the room, Dorst screws up, Obama’s approval rating, Steven hates politics, Adam Sandler might be a racist, Steven gets out of bed, Girl Scouts, drinking, Enda gets a new bed, putting a bed together sucks, 8 hours of putting a bed together, drinking bleach, shooting BB guns, monsters, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, Steven brings it back to Star Wars, Batman v. Superman, Suicide Squad, alternate realities, Justice League Unlimited, Will Smith, Suicide Squad ...
Feb 02, 2016•1 hr 33 min
This episode contains: Do we still need to number the shows? Act like you’ve been there before, professional league football, NFL recap, definition of a hail Mary, athletes, Steven playing games, Martine is OCD, Harry Potter, Tiffany hates Quidditch, Tiffany and Steven don’t talk, Julia’s working, Iota sends us an amazing video, disposable income, Iota stands us up, Empire, Devon’s fault, Clint gets texts, specialized ringtones, Iota Periscope, cornholing an iPhone, Star Wars Battlefront, ins an...
Jan 26, 2016•1 hr 31 min
This episode contains: Steven’s radio voice, rolling your R’s, dusting of coke, splash, Dorst and beer, how many bottles in a gallon, doing math, Barrel House, waiting in line, anti-hipster, sours, Bang the Drum, growler fills, Steven does a bit, Spice Girls, Iota man, weekend abroad, nerd things, drank some food and eat some beers, Devon’s bachelor party, Devon should call in, dollar bills and strippers, Devon is edumacated, minor league baseball, escorts, beer girls shackled, Wacko, Trump is a...
Jan 19, 2016•1 hr 24 min
This episode contains: Pre-show, Dorst is a germaphobe, Devon is cheap, Devon is forgetful Steven’s mom is not, Devon’s wedding, Dorst tells a story, Wacko of the Week, we used to have good ideas, time traveling, 4th dimension, Florida is weird, how many votes would we get? Dorst drinks beer, Interstellar is sad, Science Faction, Dorst gets mad, Steven laughs and the kid wakes up, murphs, black holes, relativity, Julia, Xbox Kinect, cameras, flip phones, invasion of privacy, self importance, Chr...
Jan 12, 2016•1 hr 19 min
This episode contains: Dorst sounds pissed, Steven is drunk, Steven & Martine go to Dorst’s, day drinking, Dorst is on vacation, bounce house place, foose ball with 7 year olds, buying kids in Florida, slurred hearing, rum drinks, Forza vs. Destiny, Santa’s present, happy anniversary to the Dorst’s, 1313, Martine has a mental block, evolved video games, noob harvest, can I have your wife? Kids playing Forza, racing setups, Forza saved Steven’s life, Dorst wins fantasy football, Devon’s weddi...
Jan 05, 2016•1 hr 29 min
This episode contains: Rolling in hot, numerology, even numbers, Man in a High Castle, Hitler Jesus, Star Wars, money, Rotten Tomatoes, negative reviews, cash grab sequels, spoilers, Star Wars talk, even more Star Wars talk, still talking Star Wars, our various viewing stories, Dorst made a poor choice, was the trailer more exciting? Is it really new Star Wars? Star Wars books stink, Devon breaks down the physics, Game of Thrones, Mark Hamill the actor, voices of Obi-Wan, does Finn have abilitie...
Dec 29, 2015•1 hr 45 min
This episode contains: Numerology, phone numbers, hot buttered rum, Dorst has a screwed up pallet, things about us, Dune is not good, Jessica Jones review #spoilers, ridiculous deaths, sound editing, shot gun blasts to the face, Dorst is not very trusting, the ending was disappointing in Jessica Jones, we both give the show 5/5, what’s going to happen in Luke Cage? What we think will happen in the Defenders, The Inhumans, Agents of Shield, the order for MCU, Dr. Strange, Deadpool, Steven chokes ...
Dec 22, 2015•1 hr 28 min
This episode contains: Rolling starts, Wookey Jack, English pints, old Dorst, show anniversary, healthy cakes, what people like, sugar, ketchup, time goes by too fast, Dorst’s birthday, Dorst the watch guy, family jokes, water resistant to 500 meters, drowning in pussy, Dorst the beer snob, tweeting during the show, Steven is done with nonsense, birthday gift recap, Steven’s grandma is spry, Alzheimer’s vs. Dementia, Little Golden Books, collecting, Dorst wants to start a dark collection, Gunner...
Dec 15, 2015•1 hr 27 min
This episode contains: Periscope hilarity, Metroid mindset, Sloane’s family, Dorst is confused, complaining is cathartic, old dogs, Facebook is still terrible, dogs bark, telemarketers, we know nothing about Brazil, Thanksgiving recaps, Steven gets sick, PBS book club, Man in the High Castle, Steven hates Dune, Dorst is old, Steven has never seen Christmas Story, Steven is a visual learner, finally Man in the High Castle, Nazi German and Empirical Japan, efficient uses of time, is Iota our numbe...
Dec 08, 2015•1 hr 29 min
This episode contains: Not on Periscope, participation medals, Steven eats, Edna powering thru being sick, nice way to say vomit, Wayne’s World, the Melodrama, broken families, throwing family under the bus, stating facts, Steven is gross, Dorst’s grooming habits, kids at the Melodrama, Dorst’s family, A Christmas Carol, vaudeville, fairy tales, ghosts from A Christmas Carol, Steven had a life event, things we can’t talk about, Steven and a three year old, how kids interact, having more than one...
Dec 01, 2015•1 hr 26 min
This episode contains: Seven quotes, “7” facts, Sons of Anarchy spoilers, Dorst shutdown his Facebook, Rhonda Rousey, Bernie Sanders, Paris and the Internet, news from Facebook, Fallout 4 talk, the internet spoils everything, the “secret society” of Reddit, 4chan, Force Awakens cancer guy, Disney and Marvel NDA, Dorst may be out on Star Wars, Steven gets angry, gray areas, grading scales, math, Steven teaching Emily, Vine videos, crotchety old men, modems, porn on the internet, Pam and Tommy vid...
Nov 24, 2015•1 hr 7 min
This episode contains: Steven is pissed, Gamestop, Fallout 4, deluxe editions, pirated software, the deep dank web, SPJ, Red rooms, Dropping Loads, listening to podcasts, Starbuck cups, Wacko of the week... sort of, taking the Christ out of Christmas, social networking sucks, Jesus talk, what Starbucks cares about, marketers masturbating, Ben Carson and pyramids, don’t come to PBS for history, vaxer minimalist, “Cankles”, history of America, Steven blames famine on Jesus, Polly the Pitbull, resc...
Nov 17, 2015•1 hr 20 min
This episode contains: Shit talking right off the bat, advertising opportunities, Jerry and Dave from The Bad Cop Bad Cop Show, hums, coming up with the idea for BCBC, Jerry and Dave origin story, the art of podcasting, topic tease, looking for condoms in Walmart, “Jimmy’s”, racist desserts, PA demographics, analogies, BSPN protocols, Jerry’s history, DJ, mom’s basement, radio dying, Dave’s life, Jerry is old, our kids, how the dynamic of the network works out, downer Jerry, inside podcasting, l...
Nov 10, 2015•1 hr 10 min
This episode contains: The show is 2 years old… sort of, Steven’s mind is blown, 156 hours of content, Patreon bonus shows, Ben and Martine in Vegas, Dorst loses at craps, pools of money, luck vs. gut, life wins, working in Vegas, The Beatles Love, Help, Beatle-mania, lots of “Love” talk, Across the Universe, explaining Cirque, ballet, Dorst cries… again, being a Beatles fan, VR, the visceral experience, majority of the way sober, crying vs. misty, Steven’s routine with Emily, being alone with t...
Nov 03, 2015•1 hr 20 min
This episode contains: Recording ads, writing copy, Irish On Fire, Lost at Home Podcast, Ghostbuster negotiations, Dorst bought a car, renting a car, Julia is sneaky, dealership shout-outs, kids are disgusting, Dorst is a child, car delivery, easy car purchases, adding flair to the car, the size of a Fusion, vanity plates, Steven sings, Blake Shelton, nod to the Ghostbuster’s , license plate frames, Star Wars trailer, official posters, we breakdown the poster, Abrams being secretive, lots of Sta...
Oct 27, 2015•1 hr 8 min
