I’m thrilled to announce that Punks Versus Zombies is officially launching to Kindle on September 1—and I’m not just releasing one book. I’m dropping the entire zombie-fuelled trilogy in one go. That’s right—Punks Versus Zombies, Undead Anarchy, and Punk’s Not Dead will all be available from day one. This is a gritty, emotional survival horror story about loyalty, family, and DIY ethics in a dying world. It’s everything I love about the zombie genre—tight character drama, visceral stakes, and a ...
Jun 27, 2025•1 min
When Professor Stein unveils his method for reanimating the dead with steam-powered enhancements, Lord Sidebottom suspects there's more to the demonstration than mere scientific advancement. As London's elite gather to witness a technological miracle, our gentleman inventor must stop an army of mechanical zombies before they reshape society—quite literally—with their brass-clad hands. A witty steampunk adventure where proper manners meet improper science. Get more fiction at patreon.com/joncrons...
Jan 05, 2025•32 min
When a malfunctioning “mind-enhancing” gadget turns last-minute Christmas shoppers into the technically undead, reluctant mall Santa Frank must trade his gift list for a weaponized candy cane. With a ragtag team including a by-the-book security guard, a tech-savvy teenager, and a seven-year-old who still believes in Christmas magic, he’ll discover that sometimes the best holiday gifts are survival and redemption—if he can just keep his polyester beard from itching long enough to save the day....
Dec 24, 2024•41 min
Thanks for listening1! I hope you enjoyed Niamh’s Journey as much as I enjoyed writing. I wanted to explore the impossible choices parents face during crisis through the lens of a zombie apocalypse. While zombie stories often focus on action heroes or hardened survivors, I was interested in examining how an ordinary mother would navigate this nightmare while trying to preserve not just her child's safety, but his innocence. The story deliberately plays with our expectations - starting in a cozy ...
Dec 06, 2024•1 hr 25 min
When a neural interface app goes viral, one coder must prevent Silicon Valley's latest 'disruptive technology' from turning users into mindless drones. A biting satire that pits methodical problem-solving against startup culture's endless buzzwords and blind optimism. Read the text version at patreon.com/joncronshawauthor
Oct 31, 2024•31 min
In episode fifty-two, Tommy and Roxy find themselves far from the familiar post-apocalyptic chaos of the mainland, soaring over the Atlantic Ocean to an unexpected sanctuary. Their destination is the Poseidon Base, a massive oil rig repurposed into a refuge for survivors of the zombie apocalypse. As they land on the rig, they are greeted by a bustling, self-sufficient haven offering safety, abundant food, and medical care. Tune in to the compelling finale of "Punks Versus Zombies" to see how Tom...
Sep 30, 2024•21 min•Season 1Ep. 52
In episode fifty-one, Tommy finds himself waking up to an unsettling reality. Disoriented and confused, he and Roxy are no longer on familiar streets but inside a military transport, moving towards an unknown fate. Their journey takes a drastic turn as they are brought into a heavily fortified military base, enveloped by armed guards and relentless surveillance. As they step out of the transport, the sheer scale of the military operation unfolds before them. The penultimate episode of "Punks Ver...
Sep 23, 2024•21 min•Season 1Ep. 51
In episode Fifty, the weight of recent losses casts a heavy shadow over Tommy and his group. As they prepare to depart from Laila's house, the air is thick with grief and guilt, particularly for Tommy, who feels the burden of leadership more acutely in the wake of Laila's death. The group takes a moment to honour her memory, acknowledging the space she filled in their lives and the void her absence now creates. With heavy hearts, they gather their supplies and muster the strength to continue the...
Sep 16, 2024•23 min•Season 1Ep. 50
In episode Forty-Nine, Tommy faces a poignant moment as he returns to his abandoned apartment in Philadelphia, fuelled by the hope of reuniting with his family, Niamh and Sean. Despite the familiar surroundings, the stark emptiness of the apartment serves as a harsh reminder of the world's descent into chaos. With no sign of his family, Tommy grapples with a torrent of grief and the unnerving silence that has replaced the warmth once found in his home. Tune in to this deeply emotional episode of...
Sep 09, 2024•23 min•Season 1Ep. 49
In Episode Forty-Eight, Tommy and his resilient group—Zero, Roxy, Laila, and Jimbo—continue their perilous trek towards Philadelphia, scavenging for resources while navigating the treacherous paths that lead them ever closer to their destination. The journey intensifies when they face a massive horde of zombies on the highway. Tune in to this gripping episode of "Punks Versus Zombies" to follow the group's daring entry into Philadelphia. Will they find safety within the city's desolate confines,...
Sep 02, 2024•30 min•Season 1Ep. 48
In Episode Forty-Seven, Tommy and his group face harrowing odds as they make their way towards Philadelphia. The journey takes a perilous turn when they suddenly encounter a massive horde of zombies. In a frantic attempt to escape, their van collides with an overturned semi-truck, leaving them stranded and vulnerable on an isolated stretch of road. Forced to take a defensive stance, the group climbs onto a nearby overpass, using it as a vantage point to fight off the encroaching zombies. The hei...
Aug 26, 2024•22 min•Season 1Ep. 47
In Episode Forty-Six, the group's journey takes a poignant turn as they arrive in Pittsburgh, narrowly escaping the perils that have dogged their path. Their first stop is Zero's childhood home, now nothing but ashes and memories. Amid the ruins, Zero manages to salvage some supplies, a small victory in their relentless struggle for survival. The atmosphere shifts as they make their way to Jimbo's apartment, which, against all odds, stands untouched by chaos. This unexpected sanctuary offers the...
Aug 19, 2024•32 min•Season 1Ep. 46
In Episode Forty-Five, the group's journey towards Pittsburgh tests their resilience both physically and emotionally. As Tommy grapples with fatigue, a heated debate ignites within the group, sparking tensions that threaten to fracture their unity. Zero proposes a controversial theory, suggesting that the zombie outbreak might be the result of a conspiracy orchestrated by shadowy global forces, a notion that finds some curiosity in Roxy and Jimbo but meets staunch opposition from Tommy. Amid the...
Aug 12, 2024•27 min•Season 1Ep. 45
In Episode Forty-Four, Tommy and his group face yet another formidable challenge as they make their way to Columbus, the hometown of their companion, Roxy. The journey, fraught with anticipation and anxiety, takes a difficult turn as they encounter roads clogged with abandoned vehicles, remnants of the chaos that unfolded as the zombie apocalypse took hold. Navigating through the congested streets, the group is forced to maneuver around the obstacles, all while staying vigilant against potential...
Aug 05, 2024•26 min•Season 1Ep. 44
In Episode Forty-Three, Tommy and his group continue their treacherous journey, driving towards Columbus with the hope of finding a safe place to camp for the night. As dusk approaches, they decide to stop at an abandoned gas station that seems like a viable spot to set up camp. The episode dives deep into the process of scouting the location and establishing camp, highlighting the group's cooperation and vigilance in the perilous environment. As night falls, Tommy takes on the first watch duty,...
Jul 29, 2024•22 min•Season 1Ep. 43
In Episode Forty-Two, the journey takes a sudden halt when the group's van breaks down on the outskirts of Indianapolis. As tension builds, Zero quickly diagnoses the problem—a failed Fuel Pump Relay. With no alternatives and the threat of zombies ever-present, the group is compelled to launch a risky search for a replacement part. The episode delves into the group's scramble through the desolate urban landscape, navigating through deserted streets and dodging lurking zombies. Their mission is n...
Jul 22, 2024•21 min•Season 1Ep. 42
In Episode Forty-One, Tommy and his group find themselves at the mercy of harsh weather as they seek refuge in a remote farm. Opting for the perceived safety of the barn over the farmhouse, they quickly work to fortify their temporary shelter, using hay bales to block windows and doors against potential threats. As the storm rages outside, a different kind of tempest brews within Tommy. His ongoing battle with alcoholism comes to a head when the stress of their situation drives him to seek out a...
Jul 15, 2024•26 min•Season 1Ep. 41
In Episode Forty, Tommy and his group face a relentless onslaught of nature and the undead. While driving through a heavy rainstorm, they are suddenly confronted by a massive herd of zombies blocking their path. The situation turns dire when their van becomes stuck in the mud, trapping them between the advancing undead and rapidly rising floodwaters. In a race against time, Tommy quickly devises a plan to distract the zombies. Using makeshift decoys and reflective objects, the group attempts to ...
Jul 08, 2024•23 min•Season 1Ep. 40
As the group navigates the outskirts of St. Louis in their van, the pressures of survival intensify both internal conflicts and external threats. Tommy, grappling with his alcoholism and the heavy burden of leadership, faces pointed challenges from Zero and Jimbo. As resources dwindle, the group is caught in a tense debate: risk the zombie-infested city for much-needed supplies, or prioritize safety? Episode Thirty-Nine explores deep themes of survival, trust, and redemption, delving into the pe...
Jul 01, 2024•28 min•Season 1Ep. 39
In Episode Thirty-Eight, Tommy and his group set their sights on the challenges of St. Louis, driven by the urgent need to gather weapons and other critical supplies. Their journey takes a hopeful turn when they discover an abandoned police station on the city's outskirts—a potential goldmine of ammunition, riot shields, and essential gear. While they manage to secure valuable resources, the victory is bittersweet. Tommy continues to grapple with his drinking and the weight of recent losses, cas...
Jun 24, 2024•24 min•Season 1Ep. 38
In Episode Thirty-Seven, Tommy and his companions arrive at a university campus in Columbia, Missouri, their eyes set on scavenging much-needed supplies. There, they encounter a group of survivors led by Dr. Jameson, a determined academic who is fervently working to preserve knowledge within the safety of the campus library. Recognizing a mutual benefit, Tommy’s group agrees to help fortify the library’s defenses in exchange for access to supplies. Their efforts to secure the building turn criti...
Jun 17, 2024•26 min•Season 1Ep. 36
In Episode Thirty-Six, the group faces one of their darkest hours as they reel from the devastating loss of Micky. Overwhelmed by grief, Tommy finds solace in drink, struggling to cope with the mounting pressures and the harsh realities of their journey. As they traverse the desolate roads towards Philadelphia, their situation grows increasingly dire with fuel supplies running dangerously low. This episode delves deep into the emotional and physical toll the journey has taken on the group. With ...
Jun 10, 2024•19 min•Season 1Ep. 36
In Episode Thirty-Five, Tommy and the group find unexpected solace when they stumble upon a compound run by a community of bikers. This unique sanctuary not only offers safety but also a vibrant slice of pre-apocalypse normalcy with live music echoing through the walls. After months of survival struggles, the sound of music rekindles a sense of home and humanity. For the first time since their last show at Gilman Street, Tommy's band takes the stage, reigniting their passion for music and provid...
Jun 03, 2024•25 min•Season 1Ep. 35
In Episode Thirty-Four, Tommy and the gang finally reach Kansas City. Their primary goal is to secure much-needed medication for Micky, whose condition has become increasingly precarious. However, their hopes for a quick in-and-out mission are dashed when they find themselves in the midst of an overwhelming zombie horde. Tune in to this action-packed episode of "Punks Versus Zombies" to witness the resilience and resourcefulness of Tommy and his companions. Will they manage to find the medicatio...
May 27, 2024•22 min•Season 1Ep. 34
In Episode Thirty-Three, as Tommy and the gang continue their perilous journey towards Kansas City, they stumble upon an abandoned military checkpoint. Sensing an opportunity to stock up on much-needed supplies, they begin to scour the area. However, the promise of valuable resources quickly turns into a dire situation when they find themselves in the crosshairs of an unseen sniper. Trapped and under fire, the group is forced to think on their feet, relying on their wits and survival instincts t...
May 20, 2024•23 min•Season 1Ep. 33
In Episode Thirty-Two, Tommy and the gang set their sights on Kansas City in their ongoing quest for safety and supplies. En route, they make a strategic stop at Burlington, Colorado, choosing an unlikely place to scavenge: a local golf course. The serene greens and sprawling fairways of the golf course present a deceptive calm, but as the group explores the clubhouse for supplies, this tranquility is quickly shattered. Tune in to this thrilling episode of "Punks Versus Zombies" to witness the g...
May 13, 2024•23 min•Season 1Ep. 32
In Episode Thirty-One, Tommy, Roxy, and Zero find themselves back at the safety of the warehouse after a daring rescue by Laila. Their relief at being reunited with their group is short-lived as they face a host of mounting challenges. Micky’s condition has deteriorated further due to his struggle with withdrawal, adding strain to an already tense atmosphere. As the group takes stock of their resources, they confront the harsh realities of their situation: supplies are critically low, they are d...
May 06, 2024•18 min•Season 1Ep. 31
In Episode Thirty, the stakes are higher than ever for Tommy, Zero, and Roxy. Reeling from the loss of Roxy's van, the trio finds themselves stranded in the heart of Denver, miles away from the safety of their group. Forced to flee from hostile survivors, they soon find themselves up against another wave of zombies. The episode captures their frantic struggle for survival as night closes in, bringing with it an overwhelming sense of despair. With limited resources and dwindling hope, Tommy, Zero...
Apr 29, 2024•23 min•Season 1Ep. 30
In Episode Twenty-Nine, the tension escalates as Tommy, Zero, and Roxy continue their precarious mission in Denver. The trio decides to explore Union Station, a location they hope will yield essential supplies. However, their search takes a dangerous turn when they encounter hostile survivors who are fiercely protective of their territory. Tune in to this intense episode of "Punks Versus Zombies" to experience the thrill and peril of their escape from Union Station. Will Tommy, Zero, and Roxy ma...
Apr 22, 2024•16 min•Season 1Ep. 29
In Episode Twenty-Eight," a crucial decision is made: Tommy, Zero, and Roxy split from the rest of the group to venture into the heart of Denver in search of much-needed supplies. The mission is fraught with danger as they navigate the desolate, zombie-infested streets, where every corner could hold potential threats. This episode captures the tension and urgency of their scavenging expedition, highlighting the risks and challenges of seeking resources in a post-apocalyptic urban landscape. The ...
Apr 15, 2024•21 min•Season 1Ep. 28
