What a time to be alive -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton...
Gather 'round the plutonium core, for it's time for the greatest holiday story ever told! Listen to the trials and tribulations of Finn (played by Kelton) and Miller (played by Zack) as they navigate the doldrums of office life around the holidays… though not everything is as it seems here in the office. Capitalism is up to it's usual tricks, especially under the watchful eye of the branch manager Jessica Pennyroyal. Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a mont...
When he comes a third time, it's something special. Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton Edited by Denis D&D the News music by Rose Azerty...
"Ohio can finally be a part of the South, like it always wanted to." Truly, we went Goblin Mode. Follow Nelson on TikTok Follow Dixieland of the Proletariat on Twitter Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton Edited by Denis D&D the New...
Want to bake cookies with me? I don't have an oven, but I do have a house full of graphics cards mining crypto, it should be hot enough. Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton Edited by Denis D&D the News music by Rose Azerty...
Stochastic terrorists won't stop us from saying things Apple won't let us publish in this text field. Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton Edited by Denis RPG music by Rose Azerty...
"The Titanic would make it today because icebergs are soft now." Follow Boomer Death Squad Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach , Kelton Edited by Denis "Slice of Life" provided by Rose Azerty...
" The American people are not very intellectual, to put it mildly. " Follow Bo Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton Edited by Denis...
Roll Insight to see if you can tell this TikTok is fake. Roll at disadvantage if you're under 25 or over 45. Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton Edited by Denis --- Special thanks to Dee Yan-Key for providing the RPG intro track "Winte...
"Don't call Texas a police state; it's a first-responder state." Zach and Kelton are joined by Jake Flores ( @feraljokes ) from Pod Damn America ( @PodDamnAmerica ) and Why You Mad ( @WhyYouMadPod ) to discuss how the 1 million Texans who participate in the Republican primary create the rules for the other 29 million people who live here. Jake's going on tour soon so be sure to follow him to get tour dates! -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episo...
"You better be texting your girl every single day bc Beto certainly is" – @comradeflirty Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton Edited by Denis...
"Hi, most annoying person you've ever encountered here! I notice this post you wrote in 3 seconds doesn't line up with every experience I've ever had. This is extremely harmful to me, the main character of the universe." - @jaynooch Follow Denis on TIkTok Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a...
CW: Child sexual assault Stop bullying me, I'm trying to crawl my way out of the Twitchcon Backbreaker Pit; also Ken Paxton is a monster. Follow Artemis Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton Edited by Denis...
Is the Lizzo M&M a cop spouse? Follow Caleb Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton Edited by Denis...
Somebody stop the Try Guys from getting involved with the Texas BBQ cartels. Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton Edited by Denis...
Maybe the California restaurant robots will explain the Twitch drama to the kidnapped immigrants in Martha's Vineyard. Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton Edited by Denis...
No, I don't want complex stories, I want Marvel movies spoon-fed to me between TikToks. Follow Chris Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton Edited by Denis...
Don't forget to grab your patriotic cellphone free of 5G and definitely not made in China. Follow Yonk Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton...
Hey y'all today we are joined by political organizer Rachel to talk about the State of the South. Guns at drag shows, churches and canceling one of America's finest "investment management" companies for going woke. Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitt...
according to herschel walker we're full of hot, dirty chinese air. Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton...
God that was... disgustingly horny. We're here to talk about meat, and how its pouring across the Texas border. Boomers are demanding the chub and smugglers are delivering Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Artemis Zach Kelton...
Run DeSantis is taking out political opponents this week, and the garage is trying to mentally prepare for election season! Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Artemis Zach Kelton...
The garage will be moving into the 75 mile long skyscraper as part of the "early adopter" package we got into - that's where we'll be doing live coverage of the Alex Jones sentencing hearing .. because he was so guilty that trial barely made it into mainstream news Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 ...
Take the Democratic Convention to Eleven! 7-Eleven that is. It's a glizzytastic week in the garage as we discuss some of the hurdles dems are setting up for themselves in the lonestar state Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Artemis Zach Kelton...
Hey - Texas is a successful example of a free market where individuals willingly participate in unenforceable behavior where they consent to turn their air conditioning up because the state power board refuses to increase capacity or force providers to meet minimum resilience standards during average weather conditions. We're doing fine. Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Sig...
We're in Midland not Moscow this week as the proxy war with Russia comes home to - roost. Skyrocketing energy prices threaten American energy independence - but President Xi is working hard to bring about a cyberpunk future to our great country! ~~~~~~~~~~ Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! All our oth...
Things are heating up in Texas, and we're going to experience all sorts of crises brought on by Joe Biden's terrible politics, as well as the global warming he refuses to combat! Buckle up for a riff heavy episode as we kick down the doors to season 4!! ~~~~~~~~~~ Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! All...
What a scoop! Zach's back and they've brought with them CJ and Gaz , two workers who organized the very first Starbucks union drive in Texas! They tell us all about what drove them to unionize, how being friends with your coworkers is cool and good, the emotional roller coaster of blazing a leftist trail in San Antonio, and how the media is out for horror stories and are sad they didn't get to see Starbucks just absolutely body the workers. Oh yes, dear listener, there will be beans. ~~~~~~~~~~ ...
It's an exciting episode, folks! Special guest and recovering comedian/horror movie podcaster extraordinaire, Andy Sell came to visit us in the Garage to help make sense of the terror with which we all live! Undeterred by it, we fling open the Garage door and step into the Mist, wherein we find... Momcore beat poetry and the tremendous number of disasters beat poetry can solve! The scourge of the British and their trans-racial K-pop brain-fever! The anti-union slideshow that took the internet by...
To quote Bo: "who cares about mother's day, I'm here for mommy's day" And bo does indeed come for mommy's day Enjoy the episode, check out rivers' content! Reminder: We now will only be streaming on Tuesdays at 7PM Central and we now only have a $5 a month tier on our Patreon (though you are able to donate above or below that if you choose) Check out our streams on Tuesdays 7PM Central on Twitch ! Be sure to check out our Patreon exclusive content like Quick Hits (available for free), Dolphins &...
