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¶ The Last Game & Initial Distractions
Yeah, I just started one. Uh, like 30 minutes. Oh yeah, about 30 minutes. Yes. I promise. Just the last game. Yes, and then we'll be done. I promise. Okay, let's do... Yeah, she's in the room. I'm not going to put her on the mic. Stop asking for that. Oh my god. No, I have no idea what you're going to say. I don't trust that. Nope. Nope, nope, nope. How about you just focus on not playing how you did last time? That was embarrassing. Yeah.
Yeah, it's distracting. Are you trying on clothes or what are you doing? Yeah, what do you mean you're... Okay, if you're gonna be in here, just try not to make a bunch of noise. This is like, this is the last game, I told you. I know, this is the last one. I do need to focus on this one. Yeah, it hasn't started yet. We're about to load in. Yeah, I'm back. What? You are terrible. I don't want to hear that. What is it with you?
You're already mad. I don't want to hear it, man. How do you get mad at a video game? Not me. I've never been mad. Never been mad at a video game once. Yeah Shut up You always manage to say Okay, now I know you're stupid. What is wrong with this camera? right now. Do you have to do that right now? Better not try to distract me. That little outfit with the skirt and that tiny little shirt. Yeah, and the thigh highs. Oh my god. What are you getting ready for? Nothing.
Yeah, you are a distraction. Because I'm trying to focus and I keep looking at you. Oh my god. Yeah, I'm back, I'm back.
¶ Managing Presence & Affection
I think you're just jealous. Yeah. Oh, yeah, and you have a girl in your room, right? Yeah. Oh yeah? Put her on then. Yeah, that's what I thought. That's what I thought. Yeah. Try to stack here. Why is this guy talking? What did I just say? Yeah you can watch me. You can watch me if you don't do anything. You're not going to do anything. Uh-huh. And I expected to keep...
Yeah. You're not going to do anything, right? Right? You're just going to sit there and watch me. You're going to sit next to me and watch. I'm back. Yeah, she's sitting next to me. She can't hear you, okay? So don't say anything. You make me carry you every single game. Why don't you actually do something? You could sit there. I said you could sit there. Yeah, you can sit under the desk fine. Sit under the desk. That's it. Let's go ahead and take those.
Don't do it. Move your hand. Move your hand away. I knew you put the little outfit on for a reason. I knew you did it for a reason. Stop it. Stop it. I told you it's like 20 minutes. you can't wait you can wait you can wait 20 minutes okay it's not that bad for you Why are you acting like this?
¶ Resisting Intimacy During Gameplay
an invitation that's not an invitation lose. I swear if you make me lose, I'm gonna get so mad at you. I'm gonna be so mad at you for me. I'm not going to unmute it. No. Because I know what you're going to do. Because I know what you're going to do. They can be mad. That's not funny. No. No, do not. Do not tremble us down. No. No, bad girl, don't do that. I'm not going to. You don't need it. You don't need it. You can wait. Hey, you can wait. You... Don't give me those eyes.
Don't give me those eyes. No. No. Don't look it through the fabric. I'm not taking them off. Oh, stop, I need to reply. Yeah, I'm still here. You don't need me directing you. You can do it without me. Just focus, okay, just focus on yourself.