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¶ Getting Ready: Brushing Teeth
What do you call it? I'm ready to go to bed. Yeah. Oh I know I'm tired. Let me finish that episode at least. Come on, let's get up. Near land on top of me. Oh. I know, I know you're not gonna sleep on the couch. You're not come on. Okay, there we go. Oh, there we go. No, don't go straight to bed. You need to brush your teeth first. Yeah. I know you're sleepy. I'm sleepy too. There, Mr. Hith Barge. I'll do the fall. Don't just want to do fish to her. Spit it out. Spit it out. Oh my god.
Well is uh Do I have toothpaste? Yeah, it's all over my face, right? Oh my god. I'm not messy. There, is that better? Here, let me see some of your face wash. Uh Yeah. I feel so much better after doing this. My face feels so gunky if I don't wash it. Like all this just dirt and gunk gets like trapped under my skin.
¶ Changing into Pajamas
Oh hey, where are your pajamas? You're not sleeping in those clothes. Because you're gonna get too hot. No and then it's gonna be like two in the morning and you're gonna be throwing your clothes off and you're gonna wake me up. That's not good for you to sleep in those. Yeah, let's go get you dressed for bed. There, dry your face. Alright. Let's get your pajamas on. Yes, I'm gonna help you. Absolutely. That's my job. Mm-hmm. My job is to take care of you. Here, arms up. Let's pull this off.
There we go. There. And then arm through here. Arm through here. Same thing with these. Alright, foot goes through here.
¶ Tucking In and Cozying Up
Sí. Sí. Yeah, it's better, isn't it? I was right again, wasn't I? Mm-hmm. Don't roll your eyes in the middle. Yeah. Okay, sometimes. Most of the time. Every time. Mm-hmm. Get under all your blankets. Through millions of pillows and stuffed animals to take up too much of the bed. He leaves such a small side for me. Oh my god, your stuffed animals take up like half of the bed. Mm-hmm. You wanna tuck you in? Give you a little forehead gas. Okay. I'm gonna pack you in real tight. Okay. There you go.
Under here. Oh yes. Oh yes, there we go. Oh you're all cozy, aren't you? Oh I know. Be comfy cozy. How comfy. Mm-hmm. Here, what about this side? Oh, I didn't forget about this side. No, no, I didn't. No, no, no. Put your arms under. No, you're gonna be trapped under the Yeah. So you don't get out of bed. Oh yeah. Here we go. Your legs. Is that better? Is that better? What is your favorite stuffed animal? Where is that? Where is it hold on? Oh where is that? Where is it?
Oh they'd fallen on the bed. I can get a force. Okay. Oh yeah, there we go.
¶ Playful Bedtime Persuasion
Uh. Now can you get a slayer? Oh I know what I'm gonna have to do. Oh I know what enough to do. Okay. Oh I'm gonna have to get on top. Oh I'm gonna have to get on top and flop on you. Okay. Nagin squid. You got a big ol' blanket. Yeah, it's really heavy. Oh, I'm squishing here. I'm squishing here, squishing, he's squishing yeah. See, so what happens when you don't go to bed? He gets squished. What are you gonna do? Where are you gonna go? You're not gonna go anywhere.
Nope. And you're being square. Oh yeah, I know. I know. Yeah. I made you an evolution. Yeah. I'm gonna have to eat you up. I'm gonna take a bite out of you. I want to take a bite out of you for some reason. Yeah. Am I going though? Yeah,'cause I mean you know sound. Usually do that to me. You're always biting on me. I'm not a chip. I'm not a true toy.
¶ Reluctant Cuddles for Sleep
Oh my god. Are you finally gonna go to sleep? Uh getting sleep like this. Let me floppy on top of you. We have to be up early. I know. I know. I know. Yeah. Here's an ominous. I'm gonna roll off here. I'm gonna get it. And you're not gonna get up You men, I squished you. Mm. That's it. Now you go to sleep. Okay. I know you wanna cuddle. I know, but if we're cuddling we won't be able to go to sleep, will we? Okay? Okay?
You're not gonna do it, you do it every night. You do it every night. You're not going to this night. Okay, I know tonight's gonna be different. Okay, I tucked you in. Yeah. One, two, three. Oh. Oh, let's get under here. Oh okay. No good. Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine. He stayed tucked in for about ten seconds. That's not bad. Oh fine. I know you can't go to sleep unless I'm holding you. Mm. Fine. Deny my love.