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That's amazing. This is a huge wedding. Where's the lucky man at? He enjoyed himself a little bit too much. How many did he have? Oh, man. And he's that messed up? Wow, that's terrible. Lightweight. Yeah, I can see that Well, tell me about it we haven't Yeah, it's been a long time We haven't been able to catch up. Where did... Where did you two meet? Oh my God, I'm so... Wow. I mean, but it's good now that you're getting married, right?

Yeah, that's probably better. Yeah, it's probably for the bus, for sure. So you pretty much had to. Well, I mean, not necessarily saying that you don't like him or love him, but you can have to do this then, right? You should be happy. You're getting married. I know. You were always the type too. Like never want to be tied down. Or... I'd be attached to anything. I get it. So this is why I was so surprised when he told me you were getting married.

Don't even get me started. When we... Oh my god. That was stupid. We were so stupid. I can't believe the stuff that we did We shouldn't have done that It wasn't even like that. It was, okay. Okay, but to be fair, to be fair, it was so hard for me. Oh, I shouldn't even say this. I shouldn't even say this because you're... to keep my hands off of you. You were like... I don't know, I just always felt like we had this sort of like insane chemistry.

Do you know what I mean? Like this... Oh, man. We would just lay in my bed and... Oh, my God. I should not say that. That's terrible. And you're getting married today, so... I know, I know. Do you want to go upstairs and talk? barely hear you yeah it's super loud I think everybody's already like kind of doing their own thing can we'll just come and talk for a couple minutes Nobody's looking. Nobody's looking. It's fine. Okay, nobody saw us. I looked. I was looking. Yes, everybody's already...

I told you. Nobody is looking. Okay. No worries, eh? I don't know what it was, but like, do you feel that too? Or it's like other people, it's just like, it doesn't ever feel the same. Do you know what I'm talking about? once you just have that like that feeling or like that just desire like the feeling like the pit of your stomach where it's like you just can't controlling yourself you just can't control yourself you just see that person and you touch them

We were so stupid. Well, how about that with you and your new boy? Do you have that?

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We should not be talking about this. But I have a couple of drinks in me and you have a couple of drinks in you. We're acting really stupid right now. We should just not. We shouldn't be seeing this stuff. I've never, ever had that feeling with anybody else. I know, I know, I know. I just wanted to say that you look very pretty in your dress and fits your body just right. Just right I was not staring at you. I was not staring at you. Okay, just because I'm thinking some things.

Okay, I'm thinking a lot of things, but that doesn't mean that I should say them. Stand up, do a little twirl for me. Wow. Come here, let me feel the fabric. Really nice. I used to do this all the time and you'd never complain. Do you still have the garter on? What? He didn't even take it off you. That's what you're supposed to do. You get married and you're supposed to... consummate the marriage, right? What happened? stop thinking about you. Nice pretty dress on such a pretty girl. Oh, man.

If he's not going to take it off, I'll do it for you. There. Let me see your right. There's going to be no stopping this if we do that. Just a little bit. Good. He shouldn't be, though, right?