In this episode of Professional Hippies , we sit down with James Swantek —publisher, writer, and author of Get Started with Homesteading —to explore the joys, challenges, and unexpected rewards of living a more self-sufficient life. From the shift from city streets to rural roots, James shares how gardening, upcycling, and water conservation have reshaped his daily life and outlook. We dive into the deep connection to nature, the role of community, and the personal growth that comes from living ...
Aug 12, 2025•1 hr 1 min
The Professional Hippies explore the balancing act between personal growth and a rapidly evolving world. From tackling long-distance real estate maintenance and adapting sales strategies with AI, to examining cultural shifts in health, food, and music, no topic is off-limits. They dive into the philosophy of “Be Here Now” while wrestling with future planning, economic uncertainty, and the resurgence of genre-blending rock. It’s a thoughtful, entertaining ride through creativity, technology, and ...
Jul 29, 2025•1 hr
Join the Professional Hippies as they welcome back returning guest Tyler Whiddon for a deep dive into their unforgettable adventure at EDC Las Vegas. Colton and Tyler recount the highs, mishaps, and magic of their festival experience—from navigating massive crowds and unexpected encounters to stargazing over camp and getting lost in the music. With stories of Tesla coils, nostalgic candy, wild crowd dynamics, and the mystery of a lost spoon, this episode captures the full spectrum of festival li...
Jun 04, 2025•1 hr 23 min
Strap in for a wild ride as the Professional Hippies blend festival flair with global affairs! From prepping for the chaos of EDC Las Vegas and dodging wasps in the Rockies to unpacking why Apple’s setting up shop in India, Colton and Dylon cover everything from camping misadventures to economic curveballs. With laughs, life hacks, and a dash of international intrigue, this episode is a rollercoaster of travel tips, wild hog encounters, and festival fashion gone wrong. Whether you're planning yo...
May 20, 2025•56 min
What do DJing, real estate, and psychedelic integration have in common? In this episode, we sit down with Kendo to unpack his unexpected journey from spinning tracks to guiding transformational healing. We dive into the evolving role of psychedelics in personal development, the art of holding space, and how music and vulnerability shape profound emotional experiences. It’s a conversation about conscious connection, intentional living, and what it really means to support someone through their inn...
May 13, 2025•1 hr 4 min
What if the key to better health—and deeper wisdom—was growing beneath our feet? In this episode, we sit down with mycologist and entrepreneur Hamilton Pevec to explore the powerful world of mushrooms, from their medicinal properties and nutritional value to the cultural roots of fungi in traditional and indigenous healing. We unpack the truth about mushroom product quality, the rise of myco-literacy, and how mushrooms might just be nature’s most underrated ally in wellness and personal growth. ...
May 06, 2025•1 hr 5 min
What happens when you mix a creative spirit with business savvy? In this episode, Colton and Jared dive into the journey from corporate life to real estate entrepreneurship, exploring how human-centered design, self-parenting, and the triple bottom line reshape success. They unpack the struggles of balancing art with analytics, and why building wealth with authenticity matters more than ever. If you’re ready to rethink how creativity fits into business and life, this one's a must-listen.
Apr 29, 2025•1 hr 5 min
Ready to take a breath and get real? In this episode, Lena, Colton and Dylon dive deep into the power of self-awareness, honesty, and the beauty of trusting the unknown. From breathwork breakthroughs and Sedona magic to gut-check moments in life and business, they explore what it truly means to grow, transform, and connect. If you’ve ever felt the nudge to step out of your comfort zone or face a hard truth, this one’s for you. Make sure to follow Lena @ lenadubo....
Apr 28, 2025•53 min
Think you’re just fixing a shed? Think again. This episode smashes through landlord chaos, tenant drama, and the weird satisfaction of a well-executed demolition. Colton and Dylon unpack the joys of DIY, the fine art of time management as you get older, and how prank wars might just be the glue holding adulthood together. Sprinkle in some digital paranoia, a dash of nerd nostalgia, and you've got a hilariously honest look at modern life, one busted fence at a time.
Apr 16, 2025•54 min
Strap on your fanny pack and hydrate, because Dylon's brother talked him into going back to Ultra Music Festival in Miami. We unpack the wild world of Ultra — diving into the highs, the hiccups, and the crowd dynamics that could rival a rugby scrum. Whether you're there for the music, the mayhem, or just the air-conditioned bathrooms, this episode hits harder than a main stage drop.
Apr 08, 2025•1 hr 6 min
If drugs are your guilty pleasure or you're just fascinated by the world of vices, this episode is for you. Colton and Dylon dive headfirst into the wild world of addiction cycles and the imaginary showdown between users and sober warriors in a "Drug War" like no other. From glow stick battle tactics to the surprising role of hemp in world peace, they mix sharp humor with surprising insights. Tune in for a wild blend of storytelling, satire, and just the right dose of first-world problems....
Mar 25, 2025•1 hr
Ever wondered how psychedelics could turn you into a sales guru? Colton and Dylon dive into the mind-bending connection between trippy experiences and closing deals — because nothing says "authentic connection" like understanding the universe's secrets during a nature hike. They also explore CEO paychecks, anxiety cures, and why black holes might just be cosmic shortcuts to your next big idea. Tune in for laughs, insights, and a few mind-expanding takes on sales, self-discovery, and surviving mo...
Mar 18, 2025•1 hr
Strap in as Colton and Dylon take you on a rollercoaster ride through the wild world of home renovations, where permits are elusive, contractors speak in riddles, and insurance claims feel like an unsolvable puzzle. They share hard-earned lessons on navigating these bureaucratic mazes — with a few laughs along the way. The duo also dives into the chaos of consumerism, economic curveballs like tariffs, and why hyperinflation sounds less like a financial crisis and more like a Marvel villain. Tune...
Mar 11, 2025•1 hr 2 min
Colton and Dylon sit down with James Davis, Co-Founder of Bay Stater for Creative Well-Being, to explore the world of psychedelic policy reform, where magic mushrooms meet grassroots activism. From dodging corporate roadblocks to creating safe spaces for mind-expanding journeys, they uncover how education and community can drive real change. Along the way, they dive into the surprising economic impact of psilocybin, the wonders of mycelium, and why money in politics is the ultimate bad trip. Tun...
Feb 25, 2025•1 hr 7 min
Strap in for a wild ride as Colton and Dylon tackle everything from dodging meteorites to dodging traffic in Denver. They break down NASA’s questionable space decisions, the Super Bowl’s cultural impact, and why registering your car feels like a government-sponsored shakedown. Plus, they dive into the madness of music festivals, the mystery of Rolex appraisals, and whether Burning Man is enlightenment or just overpriced dehydration. Get ready for laughs, rants, and a few deep thoughts in between...
Feb 18, 2025•56 min
Strap in as Colton and Dylon sit down with Dr. Tyler Panzner to unravel the wild world of brain chemistry, psychedelics, and why your genetics might be the reason coffee makes you anxious. From ADHD meds to energy drink nostalgia, they explore how stimulants boost focus but might kill creativity. They also dive into the mind-bending science of consciousness, the dangers of fentanyl, and whether kratom is the underdog of pain management. If you’ve ever wondered what reality is, why we exist, or j...
Feb 11, 2025•1 hr 34 min
Colton and Dylon take listeners on a wild ride through festival culture, college football chaos, and the fine art of balancing vices with, well… slightly better vices. From cannabis dispensary deep dives to the sketchy evolution of the drug market, they tackle big topics with humor and personal stories. They also relive their snowboarding adventures, where gear costs more than rent and wipeouts teach life lessons faster than therapy. Whether it’s property management, psychedelics, or helicopter-...
Feb 04, 2025•1 hr 2 min
In this heartfelt episode, Dylon and Colton share their journeys through profound life changes, from personal loss and navigating funeral arrangements to moving to Denver and embracing new adventures. They reflect on the challenges of resilience, community support, and the healing power of friendship, touching on experiences like Vegas highs, Red Rocks music, and the importance of decluttering. Through laughter and reflection, they explore how to find strength and focus on what truly matters in ...
Jan 21, 2025•1 hr 26 min•Season 2025Ep. 1
In this special episode, the crew reflects on their unforgettable Burning Man 2024 experience, from art cars and engineering marvels to the chaos and camaraderie that define Burning Man. They share personal stories of growth, healing at the temple, and the magical sunrises that left a lasting impact. Through unexpected challenges like bike mishaps and sandstorms, they highlight the transformative energy and deep connections that make Burning Man truly unique. Like and share this episode, and fol...
Sep 24, 2024•1 hr 26 min
Join the Professional Hippies as they gear up for Burning Man, discussing the challenges of weather conditions, RV reliability, and the excitement that comes with it. They dive into festival logistics, from securing e-bikes and art installations to unexpected topics like cleaning DJ boards and the engineering behind Burning Man structures. With love and anticipation for the adventure ahead, they share personal stories and their plans to explore the event. Like and share this episode, and follow ...
Aug 27, 2024•59 min
Join the Professional Hippies as they dive into a whirlwind of topics, from the FDA’s controversial stance on MDMA and the hidden influences in the food industry, to the anticipation of Burning Man and the excitement of fantasy football. They share quirky personal habits, college memories, and explore the complexities of global issues like Ukraine. With a mix of humor, insight, and preparation for the unexpected, this episode offers a captivating blend of serious discussion and lighthearted fun....
Aug 20, 2024•1 hr 6 min
In this episode, Dylon and Colton dive into their preparations for Burning Man, sharing the excitement and challenges of getting everything ready, from renting a trailer to organizing logistics. They also discuss the rich sense of community at the event and their plans to explore different camps, including the Thunderdome. With a mix of humor and anticipation, they reflect on their roles within the camp and joke about setting up a GoFundMe for their Burning Man adventure. Why Guess? Get your dru...
Aug 15, 2024•1 hr 2 min
Come listen as Dylon navigates the unexpected wonders from his trip to Bulgaria, tackling everything from culture shock and language barriers to the country's unique architecture and communal living. Hear his humorous anecdotes, including subway staring contests and grocery store mishaps, while discovering Bulgaria's high-quality food, stunning mountainous terrain, and immaculate subway system. Dylon also shares his insights into the rich history and warm hospitality that make Bulgaria a fascina...
Aug 07, 2024•1 hr 31 min
Join our hosts and their guests, Evan and Austin, as they laugh off their gin and tonic regrets while tackling everything from neighborhood chicken dramas to the elusive hunt for gaming graphics cards. They dive into the hilarities of tranquilizing chickens with crossbows, the life in your gut health, and the role of breakfast in their daily lives. The conversation takes wild turns as they ponder faking their deaths for a new life in Bulgaria and whether robot vacuums could survive Burning Man's...
Jul 23, 2024•2 hr 8 min
Join Colton, Dylon, and Alex as they explore the joys of macro-friendly coffee recipes, the thrill of music festivals, and the art of authentic conversations. Alex reveals how he grew his social media following with creative coffee ideas and shares his plans for a new podcast, The Tailgate Coffee Table. The trio also discusses personal growth through travel, the energy of different music genres, and the importance of work-life balance. Follow The Macro Barista on Tiktok and Instagram @themacroba...
Jul 16, 2024•54 min
Join Colton and Dylon as they chat with Brian Thomas about the rollercoaster ride of organizing a music festival, from securing a venue and handling hotel management changes to the crucial role of a reliable security team. Brian shares insights on managing financial risks, the power of effective marketing, and the importance of artists' online presence. Despite numerous challenges, learn how transparency, quick decision-making, and collaboration led to a successful event, with exciting plans for...
Jul 09, 2024•54 min
Join Colton and Dylon for a patriotic discussion as they navigate through technical difficulties, American history, fireworks, and negotiating skills. They delve into Andrew Jackson's duels, the ban on competitive eater Joey Chestnut, and the benefits of hemp. The conversation also touches on military recruitment, war movies, and their excitement for Burning Man, all while sharing humorous anecdotes and observations. Why Guess? Get your drug test kits from Test Kit Plus using our link - ...
Jul 02, 2024•1 hr 1 min
Join your hosts and Niki Wells as they explore the transformative journey of motherhood and the powerful role of psilocybin mushrooms in self-discovery and self-care. Niki, a life coach and psychedelic guide, shares her insights on how mushrooms provide nourishment and help mothers connect with their true identities. Discover how addressing the subconscious mind and prioritizing self-care can lead to profound happiness and well-being for both mothers and their children. Follow Niki on instagram ...
Jun 25, 2024•58 min
Join Joey, Colton, and Dylon as they dive into hot-button topics like the conviction of a former president, the two-party system, and the Karen Reed police cover-up case. They tackle the ethical dilemmas of war, billionaire bunkers, and the role of AI and quantum computing in shaping our future. With discussions on AI's impact on jobs, big tech's influence, and innovative business ideas, this episode is a whirlwind of provocative insights and thought-provoking debates. Why Guess? Get your drug t...
Jun 18, 2024•2 hr 23 min
Sheva is a visionary, a traveler, an entrepreneur, and a mom. She spent her 20s getting her degree from York university in Toronto, and then hitchhiked from Canada to Guatemala. After 7 years of vagabonding and following opportunity, and then seeing the Rocky Mountains in Colorado in 2010 for the first time, she knew instantly she had found true home. Since that time, she started her own business supporting cannabis start ups with licensing compliance and other business development, started the ...
Jun 11, 2024•59 min
