>> Speaker A: I want someone to come up with a campaign ad that just says, vote for me because the other guy is a dumb duty face. Like, just the most kindergarten level smear tactics, like he smells like farts. That's what I want to see. Um, if you're a candidate and you have the guts to just launch the most preschool, kindergarten, and smear campaign that you can, you might get my vote. Welcome back to privy. Privy is a podcast about bathrooms recorded in my home
bathroom. I'm your host, Hunter Hoover, and I love bathrooms. We, uh, sorry. Just got a message from friend of the show. Uh, we're in discussions about how much refrigerator should cost, um, particularly a non working refrigerator. It's a special thing, but we went on a short little road trip between last episode and this one. Uh, and if you're hearing this before I tell you about that, uh, if you're looking at this and you're looking at the date and, uh, you're finding that, uh,
no, you're not crazy. Um, this is not coming out on a five. Uh, that will become abundantly clear why, as we continue. Um, but this is kind of a privy special release. We are releasing a few days ahead of schedule for the purposes of giving enough time m to have our coverage be beneficial. So, um, hopefully you can listen to this soon after it comes out, and the coverage will be helpful. And if not, um, whatever. That's your
business. Uh, but, yeah, we took a little road trip to Montana, um, and just the amount of stopping for bathrooming is always. We did a two day drive. You can do it in one, but we did it in two. Um, and I think part of that is just due to the known amount of time that we have to stop. But the worst of these pit stops was actually on our return trip. I want to share this because it's just the most frustrating, and it's nobody's fault. People
can't help when they have to go to the bathroom. But in the moment, it's just like, can we not? But we're driving back, uh, westbound on I 84, um, in Oregon, and my son, child has to go to the bathroom. And so he's doing a good job of holding it, and we're pushing it and pushing and pushing. We finally find the pull off that's going to have the amenities. The McDonald's big old yellow m m. >> Speaker B: Is just shining bright and loud.
>> Speaker A: And so we pull off. I don't even remember. It's like the one that goes down towards bend, I think. But, uh, it's a long road towards the end of that, um, but we pull off, and this McDonald's shares a parking lot with what seems to be the only truck stop in a hundred miles. Because every semi truck on the planet was in this parking lot. And also, it's just a disaster to get in and
out of as a semi. Um, man, it took us longer to park and get out of the parking lot and back on the road than it did for three different people to go into the McDonald's. Um, two of which use the restroom, to my knowledge. And it's just one of those things where it's like the truck drivers can't enjoy this. They can't look at this McDonald's fondly and think, oh, man, I love sharing a parking lot with these guys. Uh, they just can't. Yeah,
these are the things. Every now and then they're taunting us with a chick fil a over here. Uh, we're in Albany, Oregon. They're taunting us with one. They keep saying, it's coming. I'll believe it when I feast on that chicken. Um, but they are supposedly, again, supposedly confirmed, are building one in Corvallis. It's about 15 minutes drive away. And they're like doing road work on the road right outside of where they say they're going to be building it.
Uh, and it's one of those things where it's like they put these businesses and things in and I think they got the spot. But then the city of Corvallis was. >> Speaker B: Like, whoa, whoa, whoa. >> Speaker A: You do not have the traffic infrastructure and just general ability to keep traffic moving through this part of Corvallis. For you to put a chicken filet here, you just can't do it. Um, it's going to be clogged up harder than an old man who just had way too much pizza cheese.
But as I noted, this episode, it's not a rushed release. Um, but it was kind of an unexpected thing. Uh, normally I like to have coverage of something where there is somewhat of a call to action for you all. A little more ahead of time. But with the hubbub of trying to win a porta potty, we're still trying to do that. Uh, we're trying to get that honey bucket as the record. Uh, but my attention was on that as another competition. And at the front here, I want to put a plug
in. And that is that the poop map, um, app? It's great. You can track where you've gone. And it's a cool thing to look at the map and you can join the privies and the social group, it's chill. >> Speaker B: It's kind of a fun thing, but. >> Speaker A: I put that here, uh, because it's just another level of competition. There's people who try to compete in the app for who can, I guess, poop the most, uh, or have the most places where they have
pooped. It's really cool because you can look back and see all the places that you've brown bagged, deluxed it. And in the spirit of these competitions, whether it's me trying to win a porta potty or me trying to poop more than everybody on the Internet, I guess, or something, uh, slightly later than I would have preferred it, we now launch our yearly coverage of the America's best restroom competition. I should note at the top of this, so that way you can
navigate to it while you are listening. Um, see that? Multitasking. You can vote at the link. We're going to have that in the description below, and it'll be in our drum links until the competition ends. Um, so go vote on your favorite restroom for America's best restroom 2023. Uh, and if you have a bathroom near you that you think is worthy of America's best restroom, they have nominations open for the 2024. Best restroom right now. They haven't even crowned 2023, but you can
nominate 2024. Imagine, um, either lack of courage or the audacity of somebody in this current 2023 running, putting their bathroom up as a 2024 entrant. Ah, that would be a bold move. >> Speaker B: It would also show an incredible lack of confidence.
>> Speaker A: But they're not too out of suit, uh, because we have elections coming up in 2024 here in the United States, and they're already debating, um, they're getting ready for the first of these debates, uh, which means that I will just hate TV and the Internet for the next year and a half. Um, I don't want it. We're going to get into this.
So now that you've navigated to Cintus's website to cast your vote, consider this, this episode of Privy, your voters guide to America's Best Restroom 2023. But before we must, if you've listened. >> Speaker B: To the show, you know that you. >> Speaker A: Can draw a straight line between the things that we need to do, but we have to take the most zigzagged, cockeyed method to that. That we must. And so, in, uh, order to really give you the spirit of democracy as.
>> Speaker B: You vote, we need to talk about. >> Speaker A: The background of voter guides. Since we are serving as a voter guide, the history of voter guides is short, um, but it's kind of neat. Now, I must confess, I did use. >> Speaker B: One, ah, of those AI websites to. >> Speaker A: Help me prepare some of the research today because as I began to do it, I didn't really know where to start because voters guides are drastically different.
>> Speaker B: Than propaganda, or at least they should be. >> Speaker A: And so trying to find the history of these was, uh, kind of interesting. But what I'm here to tell you is that this AI is not that good. Um, it's good, but it's not that good because right out of the gate, it completely missed the point. So I put in history of voter. >> Speaker B: Guides just to spur on my research. >> Speaker A: And I'll go research from there.
>> Speaker B: And according to it, the voters pamphlet. >> Speaker A: Was first used in ancient Greece. Now we'll hear that and we'll go, oh yeah, I've heard of ancient Greece. They do a lot of things first, but we need to look at the. >> Speaker B: Device that they are saying is this. >> Speaker A: Early voters pamphlet. We got to look at this thing. Um, so this device was called the claritarian.
And, um, I got to tell you, this device could not be farther from a voter's pamphlet or a voter's guide than you could get. Because voter pamphlets, those kind m of overly thick, overly sized books that you. >> Speaker B: Get in the mail around election season. >> Speaker A: That are like, we're going to lay out as if it's voting for dummies, what all of these people think. And my favorite is when they can't even stir up a photo of the
person. Like they're running for public office, but they can't even find a photo of them. That's my favorite. Um, yeah, what was really funny was here in Oregon in the 2020 election, uh, we are one of the states whose ballots actually had good, uh, old Kanye on it and no picture was given. It was so fun, uh, on these voter guides, no picture of Kanye. Like, they couldn't
find one. The dudes. Yeah. Anyway, but the voter pamphlet is designed to inform the reader about the candidate or the issue, so that way they make their own informed decision. >> Speaker B: The claritarian takes all choice out by. >> Speaker A: Randomly selecting someone to an office. Now this thing is kind of like a really old slot machine, uh, that has like, mated and produced a child. >> Speaker B: With a bingo cage.
>> Speaker A: Think of it like if you elected judges and things using a bingo cage. Rattle, rattle, rattle, rattle, rattle. You yanked, sucks the ball, yank the ball out. And some of the time that would be fine. Like, honestly, we could save, um, probably millions of dollars and tons of time and effort if we had this system in the United States, selection via random draw. But the problem is there are large swaths of people who, for one way of putting it, are insufficiently gifted to
lead people. Uh, and another way of putting it is they're just incredibly stupid. And you don't want ding dong Louie's name getting slurped out of the bingo cage. It's kind of like that hunger games where they get drawn, but you get to stare as, like, the biggest ding dong of all of the ding dong kingdoms gets to rule you. Um, random draw is not great. Uh, the power of choice is pretty cool. Uh, but your options should not be between a poop sandwich and a diarrhea sandwich. Uh, which is kind of
what's happened recently here. But one time at the high school, the idea of this thing is like, oh, we will leave it up to the effectiveness of humanity to lead. And with that idea in mind, I want to share just a brief little story here. Um, yeah, sure. Let's go for it. Let's make it a full on hunter's anecdotes to keep you afloat. So, as I've shared on the show and have recorded on location, uh, I work at a
public high school here in Albany, Oregon. There's two of them, so process of elimination will help you get that one locked down. Um, but one of the things that happens at the high schools is they issue these teens lockers, and they don't have enough lockers for every teen. So some teens share, but what happens is for not majority, but just a large number. Uh, frustrating, I would say majority. Yeah, let's go, majority. So many of these teens get a locker, and then they never use
it. Like, they put their crap in there probably for the first two or three weeks, and then they just slam shut, walk away, and they don't open it again until, like, the second to last day of school, which is locker cleanout day. Now, this particular locker, uh, and the events that follow this locker that thus destroy the hope that we can trust humans to make good choices.
Um, so the kids are opening lockers, and this one locker nobody was opening, so they just opened it, and it was just full of junk, full of crap. And usually what happens on this is it's 18 has shirked their responsibility and just decided to not clean out their locker. Or they dropped out or moved schools or something happened in their lives, and they disappeared from the school, but they did not clean out the locker. >> Speaker B: And in the locker was this blanket.
>> Speaker A: Uh, and when you open the locker, it kind of stank. Like it had a stank to it. Uh, but as, um, one of the students helping this teacher who has opened it, pulls this blanket out of the locker, the whole hallway is just engulfed in the most putrid smell. Ah. And it doesn't take long. Like, it's kind of musty, but it's also very distinctly urine. Um, and one of the kids, he was trying to say that it was cat pee. I am
not confident on that. But he yanks this blanket out, and he does the right thing. He crams it in the trash bin that's located central to the hallway where they're dumping all this stuff out. And they pull this blanket out, and it stank, and it's kind of randy in the hallway. And they did the right thing. But it smelled like, to me. M if I had to bet, if I were a betting person, what I think happened was, at the school I work, we regularly have to lock the.
>> Speaker B: Bathrooms because of vandalism or tomfoolery or. >> Speaker A: Any amount of reasons. Um, but in short, it is not. >> Speaker B: Uncommon for the bathrooms to be locked. And so what I think happened is. >> Speaker A: On one of these days, where the bathrooms were locked, locked, either the kid who owned this locker or his buddy. >> Speaker B: Or some random passerby opened the locker. >> Speaker A: Because most of them, they jam them.
>> Speaker B: The minute they unlock. >> Speaker A: Opened the locker and peed into the blanket. Now, uh, this is all speculation, but again, based on the smell and just. >> Speaker B: The general vibe of the situation, smells of pee. >> Speaker A: And my guess is, having faced the locked bathrooms, they opted to pee into the locker blanket and then leave it and walk away, spray and pray. >> Speaker B: You know what I'm saying?
>> Speaker A: Uh, but this was absolutely terrible. And again, this story is here to do something to diminish your faith in. >> Speaker B: Humanity, to make good choices here, because. >> Speaker A: Naturally, an entirely different kid, and he's different for more than one reason, who comes by and he yanks the blanket out of the trash, and he slings. >> Speaker B: It around his neck, and he runs.
>> Speaker A: Down the hallway, like, pretending to be, like, a superhero or masked caper. And then it's not until, like, 15 minutes later when he throws it in the trash again, and he's, like, trying to figure out why. Now his shirt stinks. And I'm like, dude, because that blanket stank of pee. You didn't smell it when you. >> Speaker B: I just thought it was the hallway.
>> Speaker A: Incredible. And I share that because with the claratorion system, that kid could one day end up being, uh, our judge. No, thanks. And I'm not trying to say he can't be whatever he wants, but I am. This has been hunter's anecdotes to keep you afloat. This machine, this claratorion, is also kind of like a DNd dice tower. And some of its mechanisms, like how it works, it's got, like, a tumblr system wherein it drops, like, colored blocks or dice down through a thing.
>> Speaker B: It's kind of weird. >> Speaker A: Um, I'm kind of glad I learned about it. >> Speaker B: It's not a voter pamphlet, but it is interesting, rather. >> Speaker A: As democracies started to spread into modernity, it was quickly followed by something that was not a voter pamphlet, but would. >> Speaker B: Definitely make you need one. >> Speaker A: As people started to compete for places of office, smear campaigns
got worse and worse. Attacks on character and even outright lies are used to influence your vote for certain people. >> Speaker B: And now, I know this might come. >> Speaker A: As a shocker, but these tactics are still used today. I know I want someone to come up with a campaign ad that just says, vote for me, because the other guy is a dumb duty face. Like, just the most kindergarten level smear tactics, like he smells like farts. That's
what I want to see. Um, if you're a candidate and you have the guts to just launch the most preschool kindergarten smear campaign that you can, you might get my vote. Uh, mostly because I don't think my vote matters, but nowadays, it wouldn't matter. Like, your kid can do drugs wherever and you sit happily unaware that you're even president. But with smear tactics came the desire to know what was true. Is that true? Did Eisenhower really eat glue? And like it, did Taft's mom actually hate
kittens? Was Roosevelt really a duty face like the competition said? Well, we needed a way to tell whether these claims were legitimate. In America, democracy has changed its shape. Um, what's wild is women have only been allowed to vote in these United States for just over 100 years. The 19th amendment was ratified on August 18, 1920, and it gave women, amongst. >> Speaker B: Other things, the right to vote. >> Speaker A: And it was a long battle leading up to this point.
This did not happen overnight. The women's suffrage movement and other like minded voter movements had lobbied information, made action to get the right to vote to women. But with the ratification of the 19th amendment, women could vote. But that did not mean that those women were now all informed. Many of the men of society gathered their political information when they left the home. And in a time where many women stayed at home, how were they to get this
information? Previously existing agencies, such as the National American Women's Suffrage association and the National Council of Women Voters would later merge and come to be the National League of Women Voters. In 1920, as the 19th amendment was ratified, the league grew, and their goal was to raise voter awareness and raise civil rights awareness. Now, this was associated with race, but it was the civil rights for women, children and minorities, primarily that they, um, had attention on.
The league was formed by Carrie Chapman Cat. And her last name is Cat. She is not a cat, um, that I know of. I won't tell her who she is, but, uh, the formal organization was drafted at a 1920 convention held in none other than Chicago, Illinois. Now more on Chicago next episode. Stay tuned. Uh, but the league did a lot to raise awareness. Women could vote, but as we said, that voting needed to now be
informed. The league drafted surveys and conducted surveys to help raise awareness and get feedback on what issues were important and what information was missing in the population. The league really made its mark in 1926 when the time president of the league, Bell Sherwin, emphasized that education in politics is the right road towards true democracy. And that gets an orange, vanilla polar seltzer of approval. Information booths were set up in
stores. Talks to highlight candidate views were conducted in public settings. They advocated for voter registration, and in short, they got the ball rolling in America on making informed decisions when it came to vote. Nowadays, when there is a vote, you get a guide in the mail that lays out the candidates and their views. And you can go find it all online if you don't want to read the mail. The National League of Women Voters paved the way for voter guides.
>> Speaker B: And nowadays, we make informed decisions via. >> Speaker A: An Internet that is, well, maybe audited and edited by certain individuals. Making an informed decision is important to democracy. And here on privy, we are in complete agreement with them on this. And so, without any more, at this point, any more of the 25 minutes of the shows.
Further ado, we present the 2023 America's Best Restroom association voters guide, brought to you by, well, me, but, uh, in conjunction with the nod towards the Cintis corporation, who holds the competition in and of itself. Good for them. So we're just going to run through these bathrooms. Uh, so number one, top of the list is the Baltimore Washington International Thurgood Marshall Airport restroom in Baltimore, Maryland.
This bathroom is a new construction, uh, and this is going to be kind of a common theme throughout all these bathrooms, but it features these single stall, privacy occupant bathrooms. What this is, is when you go into a normal bathroom, let's say you go into Walmart. Now, unless you're in Jerry Crane's magical. Very good Walmart. Most of these look like a hellscape on earth, and they feature a door that has two
negative things to it. The first is any child or pervert can just look right underneath the foot gap and just stare right up at you while you do your thing. Now, you can curb stomp them, but they can do it. Uh, and the second problem that the traditional bathroom stall has is you can just peer right over the top. Like, if you are beyond six foot tall, you could get an oopsie glance at someone's little midge, and you don't want that. Or maybe they
do. Uh, but they have these privacy stalls, and this is a common thing. There's also seating in the Baltimore Washington. >> Speaker B: International Thurgood Marshall Airport, uh, for those. >> Speaker A: Who may need to wait while you drop your fat, those you ate too many of those biscoff cookies on your flight, and now you got to drop a fatty. What's really cool, one of the cool features of this bathroom is it features real time
inventory counts. So they must have some sort of a system hooked to the janitorial or. >> Speaker B: Stocking staff at the airport, but it. >> Speaker A: Can tell how much of different items are available in the bathroom and when. >> Speaker B: They need to be refilled. >> Speaker A: As for the aesthetic of the Baltimore Washington International Thurgood Marshall airport,
it's whitewashed. We talked about this last year in the 2022 rundown, but there's just a trend, especially in airport bathrooms, to just make them white. Like, it's like, oops, did we save money on white paint? Because we're going to make this thing as white as we possibly can. I think it's to trick your brain into thinking it's cleaner. Uh, what do I know? Number two, clear Lake and Des Moines river safety rest area in Jackson, Minnesota. Now, this is another new construction
bathroom. Uh, and it's located on I 90 near Jackson. And they have a brick and paneled vibe. It's kind of that coupled with local artists art unique to each bathroom space. Uh, they boast gender neutral bathrooms, family bathrooms, and yes, the privacy stalls. These are doors that go all the way to the ceiling and all the way to the ground, in case I did not mention that earlier. Number three, the Drusian Dar in Nashville, Tennessee. Now, the Drusian Dar, I'm probably saying that wrong,
but here's what you got to know. It is a restaurant located inside a hotel. So in this case, the bathroom is located inside a restaurant inside a hotel inside of Nashville, Tennessee. This is a redesigned bathroom. And, uh, you'll know which one you're looking at on the America's best restroom voting page because I'm going to describe it in one word, and that is pink.
This mo joker is pink. And they said that they updated this style to compete with the very trendy men's art deco bathroom that is also in this restaurant. Uh, it's like 50 shades of pink, layered and textured. There's a pink couch, pink counters. It's all pink. Oops. All pink. The pink panther might just not be able to contain himself. The lights are pink, for goodness sakes. They made the bathroom to be a site to have photos taken in.
And this is something else that is new. And we're going to see happen a couple of times is people are keying in on the photographability of very dope bathrooms. And in the case of the drusian dar, they lean into it. They're like, hey, you want to take a picture in our very pink bathroom? It'll be neat. Uh, I bet they aren't taking pictures like we got over on randy Bowles. Go check out Randy Bowles. Do so at your own risk. It's the pink one. >> Speaker B: You'll locate it.
>> Speaker A: Number four, the El Rio in San Francisco, California. This bathroom is located inside the El Rio dive bar and pub in San Francisco. The vibe is supposed to be kind of futuristic. Tokyo subway. To me, if you've ever played fibbage three on Jackbox party pack, who knows which one? Um, it kind of has that, like, multicolored kind of. I think of it as, like, 90s retro video game, like, three color stripe vibe. It's eighty s, ninety
s vintage stripe. To me, that's kind of what it gives. But that's the El Rio. Um, it looks new, looks clean, perfectly serviceable. Number five, the frying pan in New York. >> Speaker B: New York. >> Speaker A: In New York, there are these things called historical lightships. And on one of these is a bathroom. And that the ship is called the frying pan. Now, they remodeled the bathroom on the frying pan, built a new restroom. It's
got nautical themes and vibes. It's on a boat, for goodness sakes. What's cool is it has, like, vintage wooden paneling all throughout this bathroom. It makes it look really cool with the metal. Um, what's really neat is the frying pan. Oh, shoot. The light ship is a registered historical site. It is one of 13 lightships remaining of the original, over 100 built. It also features in the bathroom, hand painted artwork of
the lightship. Of all these lightships, number six, Helen blaze's brewing company in Melbourne, Florida. Now, the building for the Helen Blazes brewing company was built 120 plus years ago. That's probably in the 18 hundreds. Uh, and it was built as a hardware store that was converted into a craft brewery and pub. The bathroom is designed to promote, and it boasts that it has no lines at the ladies room. It has an open lobby style with this where you go in. And it's kind of got a lobby as a
waiting room. So instead of waiting in line outside the bathroom, m you go in and wait in kind of the bathroom lobby for then to enter one of these privacy stalls again. Uh, it's interesting. Uh, it's got a vintage, kind of reminiscent of the history of the location. Uh, it's kind of a cool idea, this loading zone bathroom, especially for women, because they go to the bathroom and they take forever, and there's always a bit. No, I'm just kidding. But it's kind of
interesting that they keep doing this to women's rooms. You know what I'm saying? Number seven, Jubin's Creole restaurant in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Now, Jubin's Creole restaurant restrooms were renovated in 2022. These are fresh. These are fresh off the lot, and they feature very dark blue walls, you know, like in the office. When Dwight paints Michael's office just black, it kind of gives me that, but it's got little pops of bright pink in it. This is
another one of these photostop bathrooms. They boast that you can come in and take a photo op in the bathroom, which they have painted this way. I don't know, just. Here we are. Number eight, the little american hotel in Salt Lake City, Utah. This bathroom is another one of those bathrooms contained inside a thing contained inside of a hotel. Uh, they boast their thing that makes them stand out. Imported italian marble, imported international pieces and materials. It has top to bottom
privacy stalls. There they are again. And pink wallpaper unifies it. You know, our vibe. 2023 is the year of privacy stalls in pink. So many of these either have accents of pink, or they like the duci and dar. They're just like, hey, what if we made the whole thing pink? Number nine is the rabbit hole in Greenville, South Carolina. Now, the rabbit hole is an Alice in wonderland themed bathroom. It features just countless pictures of both whimsical and bizarre scenes and phrases from Alice
in Wonderland. The color scheme as well as the foliage, it has a rose garden ceiling. Make it feel as if you have gone into the rabbit hole to go to the bathroom. Uh, the feeling of being taken into another world is very evident. Even just in looking at these pictures, I feel like I'm lost in a different space. The bathroom has Alice in Wonderland playing on audiobook over the speakers in the bathroom while you poop. It's a nice touch. And number ten is the snow basin resort
in Huntsville, Utah. This is located inside a luxury ski resort, and the luxury restrooms feature, again, italian marble accented in bronze and crystal. Essentially, this is a very fancy lad bathroom. It's a very fancy bathroom. Um, and it's funny because it's a fancy lad bathroom, that these just besmirched ski boot wearing ski. People are going to just get their ski boot wet all over this fancy bathroom. It's good stuff.
And that's it. That's the end of our finalists, uh, for the 2023, america's, uh, best restroom, presented to us by cintus. You can go and vote. I believe you can vote once every day. Voting ends August 11, so that's why you're hearing this episode earlier than you normally would. To give you, hopefully, ten days of voting to influence, uh, your vote matters. This is the end of the unbiased portion of the voting pamphlet, if you will. But now I want to tip my hand a bit.
The privy cast pick for best restroom. 2023 is the rabbit hole. This place looks awesome. Uh, I noted last year, and I will also note that the bathroom, privy's pick of bathroom last year did not win. It went to an airport. And it's, as I explained to my wife, these cool bathrooms never win. It always goes to these industries in these places where it's like they're stacking it. And I really hope one of the small dogs could win. The drusian drawer, even though it's pink, is very dope
bathroom like, it's very cool looking. It's striking. So go vote. Uh, it's your right, it's your duty, uh, and all that crap, uh, that they taught you in government, uh, and links in the Doodley do below or in the drum thing for the podcast. And this brings us to the end of another episode of Privy. >> Speaker B: Thank you so much for joining us.
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