>> Hunter Hoover: Hold it in there. I got this. >> Hunter Hoover: Until you get out, you ever have to, like, jump out and then poop and then get back in? Yeah, you have. Have m. You ever, like, did you know that there's people that, like, they just poop in the bottom of the shower and they just stomp it? >> Hunter Hoover: What? >> Hunter Hoover: Welcome back to privy. Privy is a podcast about bathrooms recorded from my home bathroom.
I'm your host, Hunter Hoover, and I love bathrooms. And if you can't tell by the raspy, uh, one, it's allergy season. And number two, I lost my voice thoroughly this week, so I sounded like a pack a week smoker all week. Uh, and. But this is a special episode, um, because I am joined in home bathroom, uh, for a special. I'm going to call it a father's day episode. It's coming out right around father's day. I'm joined by my son, Silas. Silas, how are you, buddy? >> Hunter Hoover: Good.
>> Hunter Hoover: Good. Um, what do you think about this? >> Hunter Hoover: I think it's gonna be fun. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. What do you think about the fact that I sit in a bathroom just about every week and talk into a microphone like this? >> Hunter Hoover: I feel like it's stupid and not necessary. >> Hunter Hoover: What do you mean, not necessary? >> Hunter Hoover: Like, you should sit right here and not on the toilet.
>> Hunter Hoover: No, I gotta sit on the toilet. That's the whole point. >> Hunter Hoover: It doesn't make any sense. This is not even necessary. >> Hunter Hoover: Well, it's necessary in the sense that I know that I'm doing it, and that way I can tell people that I've recorded podcasts from a bathroom. This is like the 134th or 135th episode or something. Can you believe I've been doing this that long? No, I've been doing this for almost four years.
Yeah, I started it when you were like a baby and didn't even know what any of this was. And we lived in our old house. >> Hunter Hoover: When I started, I didn't even know what a bathroom was. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, you didn't know how to use the bathroom either. We're gonna talk about that. So they don't know any of your emotion unless you say it. >> Hunter Hoover: Um. >> Hunter Hoover: Um. So, buddy, I have some
questions that I ask everybody. I didn't run these questions by your mom, so I might get in trouble for some of them. Oh, well, um, it wouldn't be the first time. >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, well, yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: And at any point in this, if you're like, oh, that question makes me think of this thing that happened, feel free to stop me, and we can talk about the thing that
you have in your brain. So the first question that I have for you is, and this is gonna be kind of fun, um, do you know what type of toilet paper we use here at our house? Don't look. No, you don't. Do you realize that it's different than what you use at school? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. What makes you. What's. >> Hunter Hoover: The toilet paper at school is more thin. The toilet paper at a school is, like, more thin.
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. You ever put your finger through it on accident? >> Hunter Hoover: No. >> Hunter Hoover: No. Okay. It's called hole punching yourself, and it's gross. Um, do you prefer the toilet paper to be thicker or thinner? >> Hunter Hoover: Thinner. >> Hunter Hoover: Thinner. Really? Why? >> Hunter Hoover: Cause I like it. >> Hunter Hoover: But why aren't you worried about it, like, uh, getting soggy and, like, breaking down?
>> Hunter Hoover: That's the point. >> Hunter Hoover: No, but, like, you don't want it breaking down mid wipe. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, because you fold it. It's all reason why you fold. >> Hunter Hoover: But you gotta fold it, like, a bajillion times. Aren't you worried? >> Hunter Hoover: No.
>> Hunter Hoover: No. Did you know that your grandma and grandpa bought the world's crappiest toilet paper because you and your sister used so much toilet paper that you kept clogging their toilet? Did you know they did that? >> Hunter Hoover: No. Yes. Yes. Yes. >> Hunter Hoover: Because they. They used to have the really nice stuff that I like. >> Hunter Hoover: I want it back. >> Hunter Hoover: They still have it. Did you, um. Um. So if anybody ever
asked you, we use Kirkland signature. It's Costco brand toilet paper. Kirkland. Yeah. And then when you have it on the roll. So when you put the toilet paper on the roll, buddy, do you like it to go over or under the back? >> Hunter Hoover: Over. >> Hunter Hoover: Why defend yourself? >> Hunter Hoover: Because it's easier. >> Hunter Hoover: What do you mean, it's easier? >> Hunter Hoover: It's easier. >> Hunter Hoover: It's easier to get more paper?
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Why is that? Has your mom told you this? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: It's just how you like it. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, talk up into the thing. You're leaning way back. Okay. Well, I don't think it matters. Don't know if you'd like. I'm not convinced it matters one way or another. So, like. Yeah. Do you think it matters?
>> Hunter Hoover: No. >> Hunter Hoover: You know, so if it was behind, would you care? >> Hunter Hoover: No. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, so you're like me. You're just like. Yeah, it doesn't even matter. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, perfect. That's kind of what I was, um. Yeah. Um. >> Hunter Hoover: Um. >> Hunter Hoover: In your. In your bath. >> Hunter Hoover: I prefer it to be, like,
over. Over. Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Um. >> Hunter Hoover: Um, one of my friends, he describes that as the toilet paper having a beard because it comes down the front rather than having a mullet when it comes down the back. How do you feel about that explanation? Do you like that better? >> Hunter Hoover: Necessary. >> Hunter Hoover: You can tell people that you like beard toilet paper. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Okay. >> Hunter Hoover: Your, ah, beard, toilet paper. >> Hunter Hoover: My beard toilet paper. That would be scratchy. If you had toilet paper made out of my beard, don't you think that'd be scratchy? Do you use bar soap or liquid soap, buddy? >> Hunter Hoover: Liquid. >> Hunter Hoover: Liquid? Yeah. Have you ever used bar soap? Take a shower? >> Hunter Hoover: Mm hmm. >> Hunter Hoover: Have you?
>> Hunter Hoover: No, but I've used it to wash my hands. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah? Which one do you like more? >> Hunter Hoover: Well, yes, I have used bar soap to wash myself. I like hands more. >> Hunter Hoover: You like the bar soap for the hands? Which, which do you like more for the bath? >> Hunter Hoover: Liquid. >> Hunter Hoover: Liquid. Why do you like the liquid more? >> Hunter Hoover: Um. Um, it's just easier to rub.
>> Hunter Hoover: Uh, just easier to, like, mix it. >> Hunter Hoover: Up and, like, you can't drop it. And if you had, like, dirt on yourself, it'd get all over the dirt, like, yeah, if, and it can't even fall on you, the liquid. >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, yeah. Yeah. So, like, if you drop the, if you drop the bar soap, it gets all gross in the bottom of the thing. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, that's a good point. I didn't think
about that. Um, how do you feel about taking a bath? Do you like baths? You like them? Did you know that I hate baths? I hate them. I think they're bad. >> Hunter Hoover: Why? >> Hunter Hoover: Because I think, like, a bath is just you sitting in your own, like, dirt water, and it's like silas soup every time you get a bath. >> Hunter Hoover: Are you saying I'm dirty? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, you're a little boy. You're dirty, like, 95%
of time. You just got done jumping on the trampoline in the, like, dirty water, wet trampoline, muck. Tell me that's not dirty. I guess it is water. Um. Um, do you have anything in the bathroom that bothers you, like stuff that people. Do you share a bathroom with your sister? Does your sister do anything in the bathroom that drives you nuts? >> Hunter Hoover: No. >> Hunter Hoover: Really? Nothing?
>> Hunter Hoover: No. Grabbing her toothbrush? Just get on the counter and grab it. >> Hunter Hoover: She needs help. >> Hunter Hoover: No, she can get on the counter, but she's like a wimp to get back down. >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, she did. She's afraid to jump back down. So then do you have to help her? >> Hunter Hoover: No, I just leave her. >> Hunter Hoover: Do you, um, um, why does that, why does that peeve you? Does it just, like, get it over with?
>> Hunter Hoover: Well, our bathroom is, like, m not double the times, but, like, minus one. >> Hunter Hoover: It's only got one sink. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, right. >> Hunter Hoover: And my mom and dad's has, too. >> Hunter Hoover: Mm hmm. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. And so because she's on there, you can't get up there. >> Hunter Hoover: I can't. I can't wash my hands. >> Hunter Hoover: Right.
>> Hunter Hoover: Like, I can't, like, spit out my thing. Cause she's. Her foot's in the way. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. You're learning good skills waiting for your sister. It's good for you. It teaches you. It teaches you patience. Um, it's all part of our master plan as mom and dad. Um. Um, is there any sort of food, like, if you eat it, it makes your tummy, like. Do you. Does it make you soup? >> Hunter Hoover: Applesauce. >> Hunter Hoover: Applesauce.
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. One time I had this applesauce, and I just had, like, a coral reef of just tiny little squirt poops. They just stacked. I was there for, like, a half hour. >> Hunter Hoover: Coral reef squirt poop. >> Hunter Hoover: What a description for a half hour. >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, my gosh. Are you sure it was the applesauce? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: How do you know? Because that's all you ate.
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, that's all I ate that morning. Was it like, it was in first grade, day 23. >> Hunter Hoover: That is very. That's a very good memory. Um, was it like the stuff in the pouch? >> Hunter Hoover: No, it was like, the vitamins. >> Hunter Hoover: The vitamins? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. It was like. I don't know. Coral reef. >> Hunter Hoover: Coral reef poops. All right. Anything else that messes your tummy m up. No, really? Um,
uh, like, if you went out to a rat. We don't. I don't know if you pay attention to this, but is there, like, a place where we go to eat that messes your tummy up? >> Hunter Hoover: No. >> Hunter Hoover: No. You're not old enough to have that experience yet. Every adult has a place that's like, if I go to that place, I'm gonna be on the toilet for the next 2 hours, and it's gonna be a disaster. It's gonna
smell like death. It's gonna be a train wreck, and somebody's gonna need to clean up after me. I might need someone to help me bite because I will not be able to bend over. >> Hunter Hoover: Um. >> Hunter Hoover: Um. Have you ever taken a shower in the dark? >> Hunter Hoover: No. >> Hunter Hoover: No. Would you be interested in it? >> Hunter Hoover: No. >> Hunter Hoover: Did you know that I shower in the dark? Like, every time?
>> Hunter Hoover: You're weird. I'm weird? >> Hunter Hoover: Why is that weird? >> Hunter Hoover: You don't know? Someone might come in to, like, go to the bathroom. >> Hunter Hoover: Well, that's fine. >> Hunter Hoover: Maybe that do do do, and then you're just coming out. Boom, boom, boom. >> Hunter Hoover: In the nude. In the deaf. >> Hunter Hoover: Uh, yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Have you ever eaten a snack in the shower?
>> Hunter Hoover: No, but I've had a drink in the shower. >> Hunter Hoover: What'd you drink in the shower? What are we drinking? >> Hunter Hoover: Polar. >> Hunter Hoover: Polar seltzer. >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, no, not polar seltzer. >> Hunter Hoover: Um, Arnold Palmer. Yeah, it's good stuff. >> Hunter Hoover: Huh? >> Hunter Hoover: Huh. Oh, okay. Do you want to tell one of your stories now? And then I got a couple more questions.
Yeah, so you have a story. Is this the one about school? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, most of them are. >> Hunter Hoover: So tell me. Tell me the setup. Like, who's involved with this? >> Hunter Hoover: So the people who are involved with this are me. >> Hunter Hoover: Uh-huh. >> Hunter Hoover: Micah. >> Hunter Hoover: Your friend Micah. Uh, okay. >> Hunter Hoover: And then this other kid.
>> Hunter Hoover: Does Micah have a nickname? Do you have a nickname for Micah? >> Hunter Hoover: Michael? >> Hunter Hoover: Michael. Micah. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. >> Hunter Hoover: No, just Michael. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. >> Hunter Hoover: But Micah, Micah, me, and then this other kid. So I was going to the bathroom, and then this other. >> Hunter Hoover: Is this at your school?
>> Hunter Hoover: Yes. I was going to the bathroom and this other kid was in one of the stalls, and he's like, what's that smell? And I look in the urinal. There's just this big green turd sitting there. And I'm like, okay. And then Micah comes in and he's like, yeah, that was me. And I'm. Don't poop in the urinal. >> Hunter Hoover: Careful with that. Wait, your buddy pooped in the urinal? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Why did you ask him?
>> Hunter Hoover: No, I wasn't even there. I didn't even. I wasn't even there. >> Hunter Hoover: But you should ask him why he did that. >> Hunter Hoover: I did. >> Hunter Hoover: Micah's mom and dad. If for some reason you're listening to this episode, I don't think your son did this to be bad, we're gonna say that. We're gonna say that it was a goof. Um. >> Hunter Hoover: It definitely wasn't.
>> Hunter Hoover: So you didn't ask him? You didn't go like, micah, why'd you poop in the urinal? >> Hunter Hoover: Micah. >> Hunter Hoover: Micah. That's why I said. >> Hunter Hoover: You said michael. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, but I can't talk, right? Because my voice is going as. I sound like Shrek screamed into the. For 2 hours. I sound like I got fire diarrhea and was screaming all night. So your buddy pooped into the urinal?
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: It was green. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Why was it green? >> Hunter Hoover: I don't know. >> Hunter Hoover: There's so much wrong with your friend. >> Hunter Hoover: He's like, green spots in it. >> Hunter Hoover: Gross. >> Hunter Hoover: And then the rest of it was like, dark green with like, light green spots. >> Hunter Hoover: My dude needs to eat more.
>> Hunter Hoover: Something he said he ate. Broccoli. >> Hunter Hoover: Gross. Broccoli poops. Urinal. Broccoli poops. Did you guys tell a teacher? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, I told a teacher. >> Hunter Hoover: What did they say, bruh? No, they didn't. >> Hunter Hoover: They went, are you kidding me? And then they called, um, the janitor, and then he's like, boom, boom. Puts on his glove, grabs it, throws it in the.
>> Hunter Hoover: Did you see him do that? Yeah, he just. He just gloved it. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, he gloved it and threw it in the trash can. And then I went over to the trash. >> Hunter Hoover: You threw it in the trash can? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Did he take the trash out? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. No. >> Hunter Hoover: So it just had a rotor laying in the trash the rest of the day.
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: So the bathroom continued to stink royally. Why didn't he throw in the toilet and flush the toilet? Come on. Uh, you know, I love janitors. I think janitors are great people, but sometimes they do stuff that I do not understand like that. Like, get it in the. Get it in the toilet, brother. Or is it a lady? >> Hunter Hoover: It's a guy. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, that checks out. You okay?
This is why I said, you're gonna want a water this much. Talking's hard on your voice. Um, that's funny. Your friend's green log of destiny, uh, kind of related to the having us having a drink in the shower. Have you ever had like a toilet snack? Snack? >> Hunter Hoover: Well, I had like, uh, an iPad on the toilet. >> Hunter Hoover: No, no, not an iPad. I'm, uh, not doing iPads. Where are you doing iPads? Yes, where are you doing the iPad? On the toilet. Okay, that has to
stop immediately. No more iPads on the toilet. That's weird. Flipping iPads on the toilet. You gotta stop that. >> Hunter Hoover: Yes, I have this, actually. >> Hunter Hoover: This morning you had a snack on the toilet. >> Hunter Hoover: It was popcorn. >> Hunter Hoover: You had popcorn on the toilet? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Like the little, like smart food popcorn in the bag? Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Why'd you eat that on the toilet?
>> Hunter Hoover: Cause I had to go before we left to go to the lodge sales. >> Hunter Hoover: So you're just like, give me that corn. >> Hunter Hoover: And then I went. >> Hunter Hoover: That's awesome. Is that the first time you've ever done that? >> Hunter Hoover: Yes. >> Hunter Hoover: Is it weird pooping and uh, also eating at the same time? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it made me poop for like a long time.
>> Hunter Hoover: It's like it's. It's like it's working its way out as it's going in. >> Hunter Hoover: It's like you're there for like five years. >> Hunter Hoover: I had a guy tell me that he likes to eat ribs on the toilet. >> Hunter Hoover: Who is he? >> Hunter Hoover: Mister Luckman is he is who? He is. Emmett's dad. Emmett's dad said, yeah, I eat ribs on the toilet. He gets his fingers all barbecue sauce. And he's got a wipe his death
with him. It's like the worst possible place you could eat ribs is the toilet. Pick up barbecue sauce. Babies don't slam the hand. >> Hunter Hoover: That's a good one. >> Hunter Hoover: Isn't that ridiculous? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, uh, it is. >> Hunter Hoover: I'm gonna tell you about something. >> Hunter Hoover: Mm hmm. >> Hunter Hoover: If you. If you're in the shower and you have to go poop, what do you do?
>> Hunter Hoover: I'm like, hold it in there. I got this. >> Hunter Hoover: Until you get out, you ever have to, like, jump out and then poop and then get back in? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: You have. Have you ever, like, did you know that there's people that, like, they just poop in the bottom of the shower and they just stomp it? >> Hunter Hoover: What? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Don't do that. Your mom will whoop your butt.
You know what that's called? >> Hunter Hoover: What? >> Hunter Hoover: It's called waffle stomping. >> Hunter Hoover: I'll never waffle stomp. >> Hunter Hoover: That's a good call from m. What I can tell, you don't need to be waffles. You need to just slurp it like a regular drink. Quit trying to squeeze it. All I can say is there's at least one person in this house who has done a waffle stomp in the past. It was your mom, actually, no, it was me.
Do you remember. Do you remember learning how to go to the bathroom? Like, on the toilet? Do you remember being potty trained, or do you just always remember going to the bathroom? >> Hunter Hoover: I remember being potty trained. >> Hunter Hoover: What do you remember from that? >> Hunter Hoover: I remember having a lion in crocodile stage sticker on, uh, grandma and grandma's little toilet. >> Hunter Hoover: A lion and crocodile sticker, like, for going.
You got a sticker? >> Hunter Hoover: No. Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, uh, I don't remember that. >> Hunter Hoover: They might have got rid of it. >> Hunter Hoover: But you don't remember wearing diapers. >> Hunter Hoover: Mm mm, mm mm. >> Hunter Hoover: It's good. That's the way it's supposed to be. You're not supposed to remember that. Can you imagine that? There was a day where.
I mean, even me, when I was a baby, the. The way we did it was just right where we stand. It's gross. Aren't you glad you're potty trained? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Do you ever. Did you know that there was one time we put, like, a piece of cereal in the toilet to try to get you to pee and hit the cereal? Do you remember that? No. You m float a cheerio and just pee to try to. What do you think about that? >> Hunter Hoover: That is funny.
>> Hunter Hoover: But you don't remember doing that, really? Um, so I have. I have a short, little, like, game show quiz that we can do, or you can tell your other story. Which do you want to do first? >> Hunter Hoover: My other story. >> Hunter Hoover: Other story first? >> Hunter Hoover: Mm hmm. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. So what's your other story? You had a second story? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. So this one was also at school. So this one was also at school.
>> Hunter Hoover: Okay. And I was at this year again. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it was, like, three days ago. >> Hunter Hoover: Really? >> Hunter Hoover: Friday? Yeah, it was Friday. >> Hunter Hoover: Like two. Like yesterday. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, this is breaking news, huh? Huh? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, wow. It's like we're reporting in real, real time.
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. But, um, I was walking into the bathroom. >> Hunter Hoover: Uh-huh. >> Hunter Hoover: And then all I hear is. >> Hunter Hoover: Somebody'S got wet, juicy parts. >> Hunter Hoover: And then this horrible. And then this horrible broccoli smell is coming from the toilet. >> Hunter Hoover: This cannot be Micah. >> Hunter Hoover: And then Micah comes out, and I'm like.
>> Hunter Hoover: So. >> Hunter Hoover: And then I look in it, and. >> Hunter Hoover: I'm like, is your buddy just always in the bathroom? >> Hunter Hoover: No. >> Hunter Hoover: I feel like we're two stories in, and they're both about Micah taking a dump. >> Hunter Hoover: And then, once again, it's broccoli. >> Hunter Hoover: Maybe he just eats lots of broccoli. >> Hunter Hoover: They sell it for lunch.
>> Hunter Hoover: They give it for lunch? >> Hunter Hoover: Mm hmm. >> Hunter Hoover: Does he get it every day? Yeah, he's gonna get broccoli farts middle of his classroom. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, now time for the quiz. >> Hunter Hoover: You want to do the little quiz? Okay, so I'm gonna tell you a little bit about this quiz. So
this quiz has. You are going to try to guess if the superhero or supervillain is real or fake, and all of these superheroes and supervillains are related to the bathroom. Okay? What? Before we do that, what is your favorite superhero? >> Hunter Hoover: Spider Man. >> Hunter Hoover: Spider man. Is that because your homie likes Spider man? Yeah, it's okay if it is. >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, no, I just like Spider man.
>> Hunter Hoover: You just like him? Um, why do you like Spider man? >> Hunter Hoover: Well, I don't really watch it, but my answer, if I. If it would be my. My favorite marvel character would be spider. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. >> Hunter Hoover: Uh uh. I think I like him. Is his story. >> Hunter Hoover: You like his story? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Radioactive spider. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it's kind of cool.
Do you ever see a spider and think, maybe I can be Spider man? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Do you? Don't do that. >> Hunter Hoover: There was a black widow at our school, and I was like, well, I do think if it bit me, I'd be Spider man. But I know what happens when you get bit by a black widow. >> Hunter Hoover: Here's the thing. If it bit you, you wouldn't be Spider man.
>> Hunter Hoover: You would be in the hospital, maybe, but you would definitely be no, it stopped you from breathing, buddy. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, well, buddy. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, there's literally a video where Paxton isn't in it. Cause he was. >> Hunter Hoover: We're not talking about your ninja kids right now. >> Hunter Hoover: Yes. >> Hunter Hoover: You think they've ever gone to do ninja and farted?
>> Hunter Hoover: A lot of times, yeah. And then they just cut out the sound. >> Hunter Hoover: Have you ever gone to do, like, have you ever been farted and tumbling? >> Hunter Hoover: One time I farted in a flip and it just went in the circle. And then there's this kid behind me, and then everyone in the rooms. Like, you weren't there? No, like, it just had a stripe of just. >> Hunter Hoover: All right, buds, who are you ready for real or fake bathroom
superhero? Okay, so this first superhero, his name is the toilet groomer. His. I'm gonna tell you about it. >> Hunter Hoover: Wait, so these could be, like, real? They're marvel characters. >> Hunter Hoover: They might not be Marvel, but they're either a real superhero or better, like. >> Hunter Hoover: Could be in movies or. >> Hunter Hoover: Or books or tv or whatever, or they're fake stuff that I made up. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
>> Hunter Hoover: Okay. So I'm gonna tell you about the toilet groomer. Okay. His catchphrase is, I better clean up my act. Um, the toilet groomer is the main bad guy in Bakuaje Boone burger. He's a toilet themed great space invasion running team hero. What do you think? >> Hunter Hoover: Fake. >> Hunter Hoover: Fake. It's real. >> Hunter Hoover: What? It's actually. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, the toilet groomer ought to see.
Here, let me see if I can find a. >> Hunter Hoover: What? >> Hunter Hoover: Let me see if I can find a picture of him for you here. >> Hunter Hoover: That's real. I thought the toilet groomer. Dun dun, dun. >> Hunter Hoover: There he is. What do you think? >> Hunter Hoover: Are, uh, you kidding me right now? >> Hunter Hoover: He almost looks like something that'd be in Power Rangers. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it actually looks like a Power Rangers.
>> Hunter Hoover: I think it's like a show, like Power Rangers that he comes from. What do you think about that one? You think he's super cool? Is he kind of lame? Yeah, kind of lame. What about that spiked plunger? You think that's cool? >> Hunter Hoover: Throw it at someone's face, they just. I mean, it's gonna stick to their face, but there's no spikes on there. >> Hunter Hoover: All right, so the next one is. His name is the soapy surfer.
This bathroom superhero cleans up crime as he soap surfs around the city of new angels. Soapy surfer has a soap bar, soap bar, surfboard, and can cause water to come out of his boots to keep the soap flowing. His nemesis is the dirt devil who leaves a trace of mud all over the city. >> Hunter Hoover: Fake. >> Hunter Hoover: Why do you think he's fake? >> Hunter Hoover: Cuz there's no way that's real. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, yeah, he's fake.
>> Hunter Hoover: Let's go. >> Hunter Hoover: But he would be pretty cool. >> Hunter Hoover: What about the, um. Um. >> Hunter Hoover: What about the dirt devil? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: I don't know. He might. >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, he's fake. Okay, next one. >> Hunter Hoover: But. But would that be a cool superhero? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: You don't have to say yes if you think it'll be stupid.
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll do yes and stupid. >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, both. You think it'd be cool and it's stupid? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Is it one of those things where it'd be cool because it's stupid? >> Hunter Hoover: Mm hmm. >> Hunter Hoover: Got it. Um, okay, let's see the next one. His name is the diamond molar. He is the main hero, fighting
against captain cavity. The diamond molar spreads awareness of brushing your teeth for two minutes. The diamond molar has unbreakable teeth, blinds people from the shining light of his bright smile. The diamond molar is a sentient jumbo tooth who in his teenage years, had braces. >> Hunter Hoover: Fake. >> Hunter Hoover: Why do you think he's fake? >> Hunter Hoover: Cause there's no way that's actually real. >> Hunter Hoover: It's actually fake.
>> Hunter Hoover: Let's go. Is it actually fake? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it's fake. All right, next one. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. >> Hunter Hoover: Just be here for it. Ready? >> Hunter Hoover: Mm hmm. >> Hunter Hoover: The next one is the toilet nadir. The toilet Nadir's real name is Lou Pottingsworth. He's a weak, incompetent bad guy, um, who's disregarded as a threat and is not respected by villains.
He possesses the power to control toilets, shoot toilet paper from his arms, and is often not very effective. Why do you think that's real? >> Hunter Hoover: Cuz I've seen it in captain underpants. >> Hunter Hoover: He's not in captain. >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, fake m. Go with your gut. >> Hunter Hoover: What do you think? >> Hunter Hoover: Fake. >> Hunter Hoover: He's. He's real. >> Hunter Hoover: What?
>> Hunter Hoover: He's from kids next door, bud. >> Hunter Hoover: That's not a superhero. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it is. >> Hunter Hoover: Super villain. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, he is. >> Hunter Hoover: I should have said yes. >> Hunter Hoover: You. You had it right. I kind of talked you out of it. Here, let me show you a picture of him. Pretty cool, right? What do you think about this guy?
>> Hunter Hoover: Am I gonna get that one? Cause he talked. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, I'll give that one to you. >> Hunter Hoover: I think it looks dumb. Um, honestly, it's a full grown man. >> Hunter Hoover: Wearing a yellow jumpsuit and a weird toilet paper hat. I really want one of these toilet paper hats, so that thing be awesome. >> Hunter Hoover: Be like I walk in in the store with the toilet.
>> Hunter Hoover: If I could find one of these toilet paper hats, I could dress up as him for Halloween. How funny would that be? I just put a toilet toilet. >> Hunter Hoover: No one would know who you are. >> Hunter Hoover: I'd be the toilet. Nater. >> Hunter Hoover: When you said toilet nadir, I'm like, oh, no. Is he gonna be a giant turd that. Oh, all right. >> Hunter Hoover: The next one needs toilets is the turbo toilet 2000.
>> Hunter Hoover: Oh, this is real. >> Hunter Hoover: What's it from? >> Hunter Hoover: Captain Underpants? Yeah, this is. >> Hunter Hoover: I knew I wouldn't have to read that one, too. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, that's. That's real. >> Hunter Hoover: Do you like Captain Underpants? >> Hunter Hoover: You think I'm dumb? >> Hunter Hoover: No. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
>> Hunter Hoover: Oh, okay. Why do you like captain underpants? Is it because of all the poop jokes? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Can you tell me about the turbo toilet? I just want to hear about it. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. So, it says, this robot, this robotic toilet, seeks to take over the world and is often thwarted by a superhero principal wearing underpants. When the alien juice takes over, two elementary school boys have to help their teachers stop the toilet from
destruction. Yeah. All right. Last one. Well, I have. I have two more. >> Hunter Hoover: If you ask this to Sarah, she'd be like, fake. >> Hunter Hoover: Well, maybe we'll try this when she comes on the show. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. The next one. Plunger Man. Plunger man is first seen entering the city art museum's ladies bathroom late at night and knocking out Venus and Milo with a stall door. He's called to the enemy awards to
perform maintenance. Um, he helps defeat robots. Ends up simply scaring the other people into surrender just by his presence. Plunger man. >> Hunter Hoover: Fake. >> Hunter Hoover: He's real. >> Hunter Hoover: What? >> Hunter Hoover: Plunger man. Let's see. Let's get a picture of him. Let's get a picture of him for you. You know why I think that you think these people are fake? >> Hunter Hoover: Why?
>> Hunter Hoover: That's Plunger man. He's literally a janitor with a plunger. >> Hunter Hoover: Are you kidding me? >> Hunter Hoover: No. You want to know who else is Plunger man? You know what he's from? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Scooby Doo. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. I was gonna ask you if you thought skibbity. I, uh, was gonna describe skibbidis toilet. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, describe it. Describe it, describe it.
>> Hunter Hoover: He's an ugly flippin face coming out of a toilet. Have you even. Have you actually even seen skippity toilet, or do you just know of it? >> Hunter Hoover: I just know of it. >> Hunter Hoover: That's good. It's kind of creepy. >> Hunter Hoover: I know. Gabriel watches it. >> Hunter Hoover: No, he doesn't. >> Hunter Hoover: He literally walking around.
>> Hunter Hoover: No way. Did you do the same thing? You walk around, you're like skippity bop bop bop. Yep, yep, yep, yep, skippity, yep, skippity, yep. Skippity. You and your little friends skippity each other all day. Why do you guys like skippity toilet? Why? Uh, do kids like skivity toilet? Tell us. Tell the adults why. Kids. >> Hunter Hoover: A lot of kids like toilets. >> Hunter Hoover: Why? Why do kids like toilets and poop and farts and all that stuff?
>> Hunter Hoover: Because they think it's funny. Not girls, obviously. The girls don't think it's funny. >> Hunter Hoover: You don't think girls think it's funny? >> Hunter Hoover: No. >> Hunter Hoover: Or they just. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, they don't think it's funny. >> Hunter Hoover: So boys think farts and toilets and poop are all funny? >> Hunter Hoover: Mhm. >> Hunter Hoover: Why? I agree. >> Hunter Hoover: Boys are weird.
>> Hunter Hoover: That's true. Yes. But it's kind of fun, though, right? Do you, um. Um. Yeah. Do you have any other stories to tell me? >> Hunter Hoover: Mmm. Yes, I do. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, hit me with it. What do you got? >> Hunter Hoover: Ooh. M this is actually a good one. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, tell me. >> Hunter Hoover: Once again. This is absolutely.
>> Hunter Hoover: This is Micah. I swan to John. I'm gonna call his mom and tell him to get him looked at. Is it Micah? >> Hunter Hoover: It might. Probably. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. >> Hunter Hoover: But. So I was. So, once again, this is at school. Um, I was in my classroom, and then I went to go to the bathroom, and then I'm walking into the bathroom, and then all I see is Micah come in and boom, boom, boom, boom. >> Hunter Hoover: Is he moving fast?
>> Hunter Hoover: He's just like, boom, boom, boom, boom. >> Hunter Hoover: Or is he goofing around? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, and then he went into the bathroom. >> Hunter Hoover: Um. >> Hunter Hoover: And then all I hear is. >> Hunter Hoover: Well, at least he pooped in the toilet and not the urinal this time. Good lord. >> Hunter Hoover: It was green. >> Hunter Hoover: How do you know? >> Hunter Hoover: Cause I looked.
>> Hunter Hoover: Why? >> Hunter Hoover: Because I'm like, this is the third time this year you've gone. >> Hunter Hoover: Wild. You know, this show might. This episode might have the most fart sounds of any episode I've ever done. >> Hunter Hoover: Wait, no, it wasn't my kid. It was another kid. It was another kid that did that. >> Hunter Hoover: Little Tony. Little dougie. >> Hunter Hoover: Stop. It was, um. Um. >> Hunter Hoover: It's fine.
>> Hunter Hoover: I can't remember. >> Hunter Hoover: That's fine. >> Hunter Hoover: But it wasn't. >> Hunter Hoover: So. The kids at your school are regularly blowing that thing up, though? >> Hunter Hoover: Sometimes? Most of the time, yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: You ever do that? >> Hunter Hoover: Tell the truth, I do it about every day. >> Hunter Hoover: You poop at school? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Really?
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Some people don't. >> Hunter Hoover: I'm there for, like, three minutes. >> Hunter Hoover: That's all you need to be there for. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. Do you have any. Do you have any bathroom wisdom to leave people with? >> Hunter Hoover: Absolutely. >> Hunter Hoover: What? >> Hunter Hoover: I don't know. >> Hunter Hoover: Any advice for going to the bathroom?
>> Hunter Hoover: Oh, absolutely. Don't go in the bathroom next time. >> Hunter Hoover: Where are you supposed to do it? >> Hunter Hoover: When you get home? When you get home. >> Hunter Hoover: So you're supposed to save all your big, juicy farts for your house. Okay. >> Hunter Hoover: That's what I do. >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, uh, well, I believe that you got some big, gnarly ones. Any other. Any other parting words of advice for the people?
>> Hunter Hoover: No. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. >> Hunter Hoover: Can we get back to the quizzes? >> Hunter Hoover: The quiz is over. Oh, uh, it's a short quiz. >> Hunter Hoover: You do stories now? >> Hunter Hoover: You want me to tell you a bathroom story? Okay, I'll tell you one bathroom story before we go. Okay. You want me to tell you one you've heard before? I don't know if I have one that you haven't heard before recently. I don't know.
Well, yesterday you'll think this is funny. It's not really a bathroom story, but it kind of is. So yesterday at work, we were sitting in my classroom, and it was me and Mister Wehrman and another lady and I, and we were all talking. We're just talking about the day. And end of day, it was kind of quiet on a Friday. So we were just wrapping up our day, and then out of nowhere, Mister Wehrman goes, oh, gosh, 930. And he runs out of the room holding his butt, and we're like,
okay, that was special. And then he gets to the bathroom and he texts me. I almost didn't make it. I almost pooped my pants. So Gabriel's dad almost chest himself right in the middle of the high school. >> Hunter Hoover: 930? Yeah, cuz mister, we say 930 because. >> Hunter Hoover: Mister Wehrman says he always has to go to the bathroom at 930. So even if it's like 1145, he'll say, oh, man, it must be 930, and then he'll go the bathroom.
It's like his code word for I have to go to the bathroom. Do you have a code word for going to the bathroom? Did you know you have to go to the bathroom every time you start eating dinner? >> Hunter Hoover: What? Not all the time. >> Hunter Hoover: Pretty much most of the time. You'll, like, take two bites. You might go to the bathroom down the hallway. Um. >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, it's 930. Are you going? >> Hunter Hoover: That's him.
>> Hunter Hoover: Was it actually 930? >> Hunter Hoover: No, it was like 02:00. Uh, in the afternoon. Okay. Well, buddy, thanks for being here. What'd you think about all this? Was it fun? It's kind of weird. >> Hunter Hoover: Yes, but it was also not necessary. >> Hunter Hoover: Not necessary? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Where do you think we should have done it then? >> Hunter Hoover: On your bed.
>> Hunter Hoover: That's weird. Podcasting from the bed is weirder. Than podcasting from the bathroom. Changed my mind. You can. Next time, I'll have to get a porta potty. And we'll do it in a porta potty. >> Hunter Hoover: Bum bum bum bum. >> Hunter Hoover: Give it some time, though. Let you. Let you rack up some new stories. Little kid stories, huh? Huh? Trust me, once you become a teenager, you're gonna have all sorts of weird bathroom stories your friends would be pooping
on. Anyway, um, well, I'm gonna close the show. Um, silas, thanks for doing this, buddy. >> Hunter Hoover: You're welcome. >> Hunter Hoover: Thank you. Um, as always, if you leave us a rating or review, five star options are preferred and we give back a little bit of money to wounded warriors and living water. As a thank you for you doing that, um, send us an email, privycastmail.com. follow us on social. We're at privycast. Uh, this has been another episode of Privy.
Thanks so much for listening. And now, as always, don't forget to flush. What? >> Hunter Hoover: That was not necessary. >> Hunter Hoover: I always end the show by flushing the toilet. That's how you're done in the bathroom. Get it? >> Hunter Hoover: Mhm.